London Metal Exchange edition
HHL should just wear a neckerchief at all times. Problem solved
First for popping british cherries.Your electorate is probably the dumbest in the entire developed world. You're owned by a butch lesbian, KEK.
>>83975227Fuck, posted wrong picrel.
Arse biscuits
another wrong un dealt with by the protector guardians x https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g8rdp6lrvo
>>83975218Bit white
Reminder, that poster may well not even be British.
>>83975227Big orange Donnie Which reminds me I have some wotsits giants in the drawer. Noice.
>>83975227>>83975236Fuck up mutt
>>83975218so are these lads just scrap metal dealers in suits
The economic left constantly get what they want in this country and they still whine and complain non-stop. Truly just anti-civilisational parasites.
>>83975287>parasites>trannies>commiesEveryone tires of your pathetic little arguments
>>83975287>The economic left constantly get what they want in this country and they still whine and complain non-stop. Truly just anti-civilisational parasites.Bore off to pol fat lad
>>83975294Tbf if you were to sum up the last 30 years of Britain it would be something like "parasites, trannies and commies!".>>83975296No, I don't think I will. Not sure why you think I'm fat either, nonceboy.
Alone. Always angry. Terminally online.
>>83975287What does this graph show exactly? No legend or explanation.
>run editormong_afternoon_melty.exe
animal abuser banned, good
he's worried about the economy while he sits with his wife and children, posting on 4chan on a saturday afternoon
Come on guise lets sit and slag this group off or this individual or this sex/gender.
>>83975315Income growth over time by income decile. By all accounts "the rich" are being hammered.>>83975321I'm not editormong, I'm not even British lol.>>83975329No wife or kids me. And why shouldn't I be worried about the economy? That seems like a sensible thing to be worried about.
alri bredren, mi need to go pon di shop n the bomboraasclat rain wont clear
>>83975352>I'm not even British lol.Then why did you say "in this country", then?
>>83975361Because I live in Britain. Are you slow?
>>83975364So you live in Britain and you're not British, then?
Gets BTFO >I I I'm not even British lol.Angry shut in cope.
sparked out mongboy edish x
>>83975369Correct.>>83975371Don't even know what you think you're trying to prove here.
It was easier when you had the personalities to constantly seethe at and about wasn't it x
*stumbles upon a spacca initiation ceremony in the basement of britfeel towers*
>only 12 posts in and the /pol/shit starts again*takes very deep audible breath*
I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been DVDlad and a brief Crosslad gimmick that didn't last long. In between l have made a lot of the posts about Lee Hoyland and Alexander Gordon Jahans.I've seen many trips come and go over the years, sometimes the general is fast, sometimes it's slow. Always full of endearing spackers that make me come crawling back like a heroin addict.
>>83975402Based AGJ poster x
morning lads. hope the anger is settling down today.i went out for some food shopping yesterday which i don't remember too well, but i've eaten chocolates and i need to stop doing that.not sure if my friend is coming round today. the gaff isn't the worst it's ever been, but i know the cold will bother her (as it would bother most).how are yous? what's the plan for the day?
Van was shitting the bed yesterday, hopefully it's fixed for Monday, hate driving when you know something's wrong.
If it wasn't for my agoraphobia
>>83975422Agoraphobia is not a legitimate reason to claim bennies. That being said I do actually have debilitating anxiety and if I wasn't able to claim bennies I'd be homeless, starving on the street.
Only been unemployed twice in my life. First time was 3 weeks. Second was for 9 months.
>>83975429Sounds like that could be a template for a 'Ruthmong' character ;)
Had a strange encounter the other day as I encountered a bunch of Indians dressed in big chicken costumes promoting a certain pizza chains new chicken dippers. One was not dressed in the ridiculous costume, presumably a manager of some sort. He approached me as I attempted to walk past this ridiculous spectacle, and he said "Do you want some chicken dee-pars, ssaar?". Of course I completely ignored this attempt to peddle this unhealthy goyslop onto me, but the bastard insisted, "Saaaaar, new chicken dee-pars". At this point I realised he was matching my pace and expecting a reply, "No, thank you" I said, staring straight ahead, hyper-focused on where I was heading. I was a good head taller than him too, so I picked up the pace and got the hell away from there. Wageslavery is completely and utterly incomprehensible to my mind. I couldn't imagine doing any of that, dressing in a chicken costume, approaching random people on the street, all to sell the unhealthiest slop that people (presumably) eat up... Boggles the mind.
>>83975422>>83975429sorry to hear you lads also have agoraphobia/similardrinking helps, if you can drink in moderation (alcoholism is a curse). if not, try benzos or zopiclone/zolpidem (whichever you prefer). i've almost been out five times this year. my original goal was 3/week but i think i was being a bit daft there.
>83975451all dem 4chan buzz words. epic
>>83975408Mate A? What she been up to?
>>83975440Me? Unemployed since 2016
>>83975486Why? Are you actually incapable of working or are you just choosing not to work?
>>83975489I have a hidden disability
>>83975489Incapable, I developed agoraphobia around the time Trump got elected.
>>83975486Fuck that. The 9 months drove me crazy. I was so bored and drinking all the time.
>>83975502Trolling and seething takes up a lot of my time, to be fair, lad.
wonder how actors feel when they can only get dorky kind of roles
So people are scared of going outside? Take it that's caused by being a shut in for a long time?
>>83975535>wonder how actors feel when they can only get dorky kind of rolesHow much it pays?
>>83975479just her three jobs, her degree, the gym. it's possible she has that magic hourglass from Harry Potter 3, one day she'll turn up and be 70 years old because she hasn't thought it through.i know lads here say a lot of things are easier for them femoids, and she'd probably agree, but she's lonely. sort of a similar boat to many of us really: how do you make friends in your 30s? not just 'go on Tinder and find someone to shag', actual mates?a few years ago i had circles of friends, like a ready-made social group she could have just joined. she moved back up here AFTER i became a drug-addicted hermit, which is possibly the WORST time.
>>83975502Yes but when I had my job I wanted to walk off a sky scraper building. That brutal point at Monday 12pm realising the day has dragged already and will drag more for 5 more hours. 4 days to follow. You can never just take a day off.You can, but you have to go through managers and get guilt tripped and made to feel bad.I never fit in with people anywhere. So I had no office social life that made it worth it. Just felt alone and freakish like always.I was only 22 so I kept feeling like is this seriously the rest of my life. Sitting at a fucking desk. It's soul crushing. Thinking about the people in the office near retirement who'd spent a lifetime on this shit.That's a young person feeling. I think I could handle that better and get on with it now mentally. But physically I have health issues so.
>>83975578I don't think I could handle a desk job either to be fair. I'm in the trades so it's a good laugh and I actually enjoy building things. It's a hobby I have at home too.
38 year old unc making up characters to play out online based on his irl pussy life lmao
Listening to people's retarded complaints and drama all day.Managers with nice cars and cute wifes losing the plot at me. You need to get this done for me my life depends on it!!Sorry I felt like. I don't care anymore. You will be fine anywhere in life. Nobody does anything for me. Why am I letting these people mentally abuse me. Who wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire anywhere else in the universe. Just pretending I'm human because of my contract.
>83975578He's copying one of his yt lolcows jammershttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/VccSzRVZz2xBlWQxa2i6xA/
>>83975576I'll be friends with her if you know what I mean desu
Done me third spaffingham in just now me X
>>83975489*alert* normie detected
>>83975599The thing about office jobs if you're honest you know the work is 99% a pisstake waste of time. People go far in those jobs when they can larp as if it really matters. Its just numbers on a screen. But it is mind numbing doing ultimately pointless work day in day out for 50 years.>>83975619I am not turkmong. I am talking from real experience not made up vicariously from watching youtubers.
Roight den, off to beddingtons for nowCannot be arsed X
>>83975660>I am not turkmong.hes another one of your online characters. we know lad
>>83975623do you mean 'marry'?would you be a good dad, and are you a nice person?
i i im not turkmong i i im not auditmong i i im not nightwalkmong i i im not swannyi i im dvdmong
>>83975741nightwalkmong is turkmong that much we have confirmed, the rest are ambiguous desu
>>83975765all of those are played by one extremely lonely man online all day
ruthmong, auditmong and nightwalkmong all got banned at the same time oncehmmmmmmmmm
literally been here for years creating characters to play online. seething at posters and ones that havent posted for years. still does it to this day >Searching for posts in thread #63863122 and that have been deleted. 131 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/63863122/deleted/deleted/page/1/>Searching for posts in thread #63872131 and that have been deleted. 12 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/63872131/deleted/deleted/>Searching for posts in thread #63944034 and that have been deleted. 25 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/63944034/deleted/deleted/>Searching for posts in thread #63603809 and that have been deleted. 81 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/63603809/deleted/deleted/>Searching for posts in thread #62096519 and that have been deleted. 55 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/62096519/deleted/deleted/page/1/
easy go to bait >Questions your appearance/age/build/height/weight/sexuality/emotional state/income/living arrangements/living conditions/relationship status
i think of these Dementors on drug withdrawals, sometimes. just pure depleted. wonder if that's where she was writing from.>'I felt weird,' said Ron, shifting his shoulders uncomfortably. 'Like I'd never be cheerful again...'dunno why they bully that Harry lad, though. EVERYONE has a rough time, and then they all act like Harry is a weirdo.
>Right V Left >Neets v Wagies always A v B play both sides. top kek epic rile up ggg
>watching Final Score on BBC>every other match commentator is a womanCringe
>>83975863wow what a le ebic puppet master!!!
>>83975865Welcome to the YooKay, mate! Don't say too much or you'll be arrested.
>>83975328The cat killer poster is probably seethemong. The lad is unhinged.
>>83975868every day hes not happy unless he thinks someone somewhere might be pissed off. no matter how petty the point is he want to win it
Its ridiculous the woman at our workplace contribute nothing to the company and make more money than i doIts infuriating we just had a bunch of lay offs and we lost some of oir best workers but somehow a bunch of HR shits who do nothing all day still work here
>>83975810yeah i'm not reading that, lad.
>>83975897did anyone say you HAVE to, lad
>>83975703I'd marry her right now yeah, why the dad does she want kids?
Have to say I'm enjoying /brit/ more than /britfeel/ these days. Maybe if Mark makes a comeback I'll return, but for now I think I'll be done with /britfeel/ and just use /brit/ as my daily general.
>>83975894All dressed inappropriately.Left has too much cleavage on display and bare toes.Middle's "dress" is too short, boots are too highRight's tummy is on display and it's not even a good tummy
if i was in Harry Potter's shoes, those Dementors aren't getting into the train car without a fight. fucker didn't even fire off a single flipendo.
garn italian restaurant with the wife in 90, tempted to get the lasagne
>>83975920this feels very organic. but not as organic as Innocent Smoothies (accept nothing less!)
>>83975894Rather have hot young women in sexy clothing than fat ugly old women, me. You?
the legitimate problem is just a lack of moderation.i know it's 'cool' to not want mods or rules, but they ought to step in more. surely people are reporting the posts, doesn't take much context to understand e.g. flooding or doxxing.
>>83975927Lass on the right looks like she has a huge belly she's trying to hide
>>83975936sounds nice, lad. make sure you wait for it to cool down a bit, mind. you might not even realise you're burning the roof of your mouth until afterwards (those lasagnes are tricky sometimes)
>>83975936>tempted to get the lasagnealri garfield
>>83975927Gay fella detected
Mark isn't coming back lads, it is officially OVER.
mental how Garfield was voiced by the guy who voiced Bill Murray in the Ghostbusters cartoon, then Bill Murray voiced Garfield in the films.can you think of anything more mental?
>>83975987Who cares? Guy was a retard anyway
>>83975991>can you think of anything more mental?
Oh lordy lord I booked a bumsesh in with a 26 stone chunky lad. CORRR going to drown in a sea of rolls and blubber as he draws into my arse. Never had a bumsesh with a BIG lad before oh aye this going to be an absolute experience and it's going to be LUSH.
Being a fudge packer
>>83976011Corr insist on calling him Blad while you shag his big arse
>>83976007oh yeah, him. i retract my point about Garfield.
pretendy pooper penetration aside, how's that Blad doing?maybe his Pokedex progress doesn't carry the same narrative weight as SeasideZOMBOID or the Apu Saga (not feeling this Slug filler arc, personally) but i am invested all the same.
Marianna Spring's arsehole
Just reported my local Paki shop to my local Food and Hygeine standards. Feels good being civic.
>>83976070Why is is to hard for you to believe that I enjoy sex with other men?
little lid is going to go on a drivel spam sesh nows
Blad on his way the to the Bumsesh
He did NOT like blad challenging his larp character
https://i.4pcdn dot org/tg/1493386474891.pdfhere is a book of Sl_gs for use with your fantasy tabletop role-playing games.
>>83975227Your administration is filled with jeffery Epstein pedophiles that trump hired specifically to shelter and defend himself from any scrutiny or consequences. Thousands and thousands of pages incriminating them all raping children but I doubt you even have the intelligence to read the incriminating evidence. Every single person working in your government has been raping children with jeffery Epstein and you and millions of others spent the last decade worshipping a pedophile. On the global stage you are seen as a laughingstock and universally hated by everyone that sees you. And when that fat orange child raping pedophile gets voted out the democrats will undo everything he has put forward and make sure republicans never get elected again after the shit that happened with ICE. LOL.
suddenly got a bit glum about my visit to the escort tomorrow lads
child rape his favourite topic. now hes happy
>>83976139Have you ever licked her arsehole
>>83976139A moment of self-realisation lad. Make it the last visit then move on to a relationship that doesnt involve you paying her.
certain man be getting sparked real soon ha ah
>>83976184Maybe he could even find a woman who he doesn't have to pay to have sex with (doubtful)
>>83976126>democrats will undo everything he has put forward and make sure republicans never get elected again after the shit that happened with ICEGood, that's what I hope. Meanwhile your country is tories, and tories lite. USA politics is far more left wing than your government, you people slipped into thje far right and only like a fifth of you vote for it.
now, i'm all for a laugh, but i don't get some of these metalhead/RPG types.at the end of the day this was literally free (so at-cost to the publisher) and shops couldn't give them away. just not very useful to actual elfgames.i like the glass one though. cool idea for a monster.
>>83976070Slugmong is the only good thing to come out of britfeel in 2026. Its multi layered. Its based in reality not just a made up story. It's topical (grooming gang allegory). Something off about you if you're running cover for the slug.
>>83976207It's just like in real life there's certain people who want to turn a blind eye to what happens to our lasses. For their own comfort. He's happy with fake cartoon frogs whilst the very real invertebrate slug of Ankara simes his sister.
>>83976103corrr ain't seen that image in a while
still need to watch that Gyermo del Toro film where he decided 'vampires have become too sexy; i will make a non-sexy vampire film.'honestly, that's ahead of its time.
Give us a slhcluuuurrrrp-kiss lass... got a lot of slliiimeeee to give you... if i get a vissaaaschluurrpp.
>>83976207That is ketmong he's a wrongun himself. He will see himself in the slug.
ketmong. New target acquired for seethe and drama.
me? im happy to see britfeel more to another board with ids
>>83976284If britfeel had flags the posts would drop 50% as the foreign mongs, Americans bullying HHL, Turkmong etc scarper. Worth a try.
Set target [ketlad]. Set narrative [nonce]. Impersonate. Accuse anyone siding with him as being him. Continue to spam drivel about him. Trawl archives find post to twist to suit narrative.
>>83976284>>83976306don't fall for it lads they start with these promises but before you know it they start throwing innocent people in the slammer
Find youtuber to look down on. Spam their videos in britfeel. Invest in their lives. Create drama around them and ridicule them. Spam and samefag posts for added drama.
Confirmed UK flags on bant HHLDVDLadCrossy Lollers?????
>>83976371Blad. Wolfgang. Think that's all flagged namefags.
>>83976376We have seen Ruthmong's flag
Find thread I don't like. Spam passive aggressive posts aimed at nobody in particular. Make strawmen and aggressively attack them. Read every post and comment nonsense for added seethe.
alcohol-users and cannabis-addicts coming after me. why? because unlike them, i accept what i am. just some guy with a clear (Enhanced) DBS check, a cease-and-desist letter from Northumbria Police, and a craving i can never satisfy.
i liked the thread where he forgot he was using the wrong device to talk to himself https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/
>>83976457>he forgot he was using the wrong device to talk to himself>bradders image
Deano will be having sex tonight
fuck up shut in lmao
Deano will be inserting his erect penis into a vagina tonight
That creep muslim probably has his slimy lips over my 24yo british rose asmrtist.
>>83976457>>83976494wat's the problem here? not understandingcorrr i made a fun little maze game for my frens (yous)and then nobody did the fun little maze game ;__;
>>83976600Deano's penis will be covered in fanny juice tonight
>>83976600arguing with himself over dvd v blu-ray etc he spammed whole britfeel threads on r9k with this. fucked up and forgot on bant he had an id
Never knew you could test GNU/Linux virtual machines in a web browser. Pretty cool that.
>>83976615I bet he doesn't even own any dvds, just another gimmick
>>83976627dont know dont care. his life is fucking grim and we are his distraction from it. fuck right off
The media complain about rising costs, and also complain about rising minimum wages. Which are necessary because cost of living has increased. An upward spiral. Reducing VAT would help a lot according to hospitality industry, but then taxes would need to be taken elsewhere to fill the black hole. And nobody wants to pay more tax.
>>83976011>>83976103Why is it that every time I have a nap and wake up to homo erotica written about me here on britfeel. Every time.
>>83976615but who is it? seems like a wacky joke, just for the sake of spamming. rather than someone who legitimately 'got caught'.trying to think when this was in my life. like you ever look at old threads on some board and see a comment and it's like "i remember saying that!" ?
hehe gimmick o'clock
Al-Alright there de lid. No sudden movements alright de lid. Stand behind that yellow line de lid not a step closer de lid. You want a mongboy melt de lid? We got one flavo- STEP BACK LID STEP BACK I'LL CHOP YOUR WUCKIN WINGERS OFF- we got one flavour de lid. Mongboy Meat flavour de lid. We got two drinks. Dr Wepper and Irn 'Pu.Only a tenner de lid. Put the money in the tray. Don't make me hit the panic button de lid this box will self destruct.
>>83976658its all just for the sake of spamming imo. its always something or someone versus something or someone. there has to be a winner or not if you play both sides because youre anonymous. pathetic
>>83976694One Irn Pu please lad watching me figure and all that
>>83976656Bumsesh lad here. My original post does not refer to you in any way. Meeting up with a big lad at nine for some fun.
>>83976694>Irn 'Pu.heh heh hehcan you make happier stories, i like these ones but there a bit dark
>>83976696i don't get it really. it's a message board and discussions are the point. i make threads that get 0 replies all the time, no biggie, people just didn't want to reply.i always compare stuff like this to inventing a 'game' where you just write 'i win' on a sheet of paper, and read the sheet of paper. might be for you, but for us, we want the group activity, the back-and-forth, the risk.there is the actual DVDlad though and he's pretty cool. i like seeing what he buys and we chat about kinos. we did so yesterday and he gave me a couple of recs i might check out.do any of you guys have hobbies?
>>83976720Ok fair enough lad, my mistake. Just an oddly specific weight that is related to me that's all. Enjoy your.. "Bumming session" I guess.. Lol. Would be somewhat impressive seeing a 26 stone lad doing some hard fucking. Sometimes I get out of breath going up the stairs de lid, God knows how somebody of that size can do a full on shag.
Women doing cushy easy wfh jobs with no workload and still complain. There are simply too many useless jobs for women. Stick her in a warehouse or factory and do some real work like men. I swear the higher ups have done this to make men hate women and not focus on their hoarded wealth.https://old.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1ra1nsq/24f_mostly_wfh_barely_any_workload_bored/
>>83976694THIS is the future that Labour wants!
Who wants to film women and rack up several no further actions like me?
>>83976621>Pretty cool that.Not really
>>83976810Nothing beats installing GNU/Linux on bare metal after fully wiping the drive to get rid of pozzed Windows.
>>83976810are you just very jaded/depressed, or do you live some kind of highly exciting life?
Show us your desktop and a fastfetch lad love a riced GNU/Linux, me
>>83976878On my mum's ipad in bed at the moment.
Whacky Turk throwing slime at the wall hoping something sticks
Why do colds always feel worse after yo eat something?
quite tired me atm desu senpai
imagine ejaculating on this forehead
R has experienced love and sex before you lads.
Do British people like mayonnaise?
Gimmick spam. Time wasting questions XD
>>83976987How many spaffs before we've reseeded his scalp with strong, luscious hair?
Ok mum wants her ipad back to watch her slop on itv player. Time to fire up the 20yo lappy.
really hit the spot, that royal game soup.remember the bloke who ran the local church community larder got loads of venison in, kept it quiet at first then it all kicked off. your tax money going on scroungers fighting over venison loin and haunch steaks.
>>83976992she will get ejaculated on/in by big will
>>83977006Wish he'd share his rose with me.
Had a really bad headache today. Just makes you think about those with migraines all the time. I would have to kill myself if I had a migraine most of the time.
>>83976987shippy is gone and will never come back
people born in 2010 have more sexual experience than you. grim to think about lads born in the 90s or earlier without a drop of pussy.
>>83976995Yes us bongs like mayonnaise. It's good with chicken and fish also if you mix it with 50% ketchup and 50% mayo you get a great seafood dip. Has to be full fat though and out of a jar, none of that plastic leeching muck malarkey.
>>83977032>grim to think about lads doesn't stop you doing it though
>>83977032I left secondary school in 2010. Grim. And now I'm here. Also grim.
>>83977032Most 16 yr olds are virgins, lad get a grip
