>Be horse>Go to Olympic games with owner>Act retarded>Owner balls her eyes outLmao
I hate horse girlies almost as much as I hate bird girlies. Leave the fucking thing alone.
>>83976144that poor fucker probably turned into horse lasagna after that
based enslaved horse saying "fuck you foid"
>>83976144Crying made it so much worse
>>83976144finally i can post this again
>>83976162Nah it lives happily on a farm with a luxurious life.
>>83976144I wonder how many of them get fucked by their horse.
>>83976180Why does she get a fault per second?
>>83976180>FAULTS 99LMAO
>>83976177Lmao i audibly laughed for about a second
>For equestrian jumping, each athlete is assigned a random horse and are given 20 minutes to bond with it in preparation.>Competitor Annika Schleu entered the equestrian jumping round with overall commanding lead, but her assigned horse refused her command which resulted in her scoring 0 points and dropping to overall 31st place.>As for the mistreatment of the horse, there are clips where the athlete can be seen whipping the horse out of frustration and the coach punching the horse, telling the rider to hit harder. The coach has since been disqualified prior to end of olympics.Thank you reddit.
that whole horse riding shit is dumb as hell.
>>83976144>tfw no horse girl gf who loves to put horse dildos up you ass
she went from 1st place to 31st place because her horse suddenly stopped cooperating. that is sad
This is now UmaMusume thread
>>83976256Real girl or horse will never be so appreciative of your restraint
>>83976272How come made up horse girls can wear decent looking, pretty casual clothes while real girls dress up like total slags?
>>83976144She is not the owner, it's a random horse whom you must bond within 20 minutes. It's supposed to follow some military taming of the enemy horse, since pentathlon is based on war games or something
>>83976302>horses in war games
>>83976302how the fuck do you bond with random horse in 20 minutes?ok, don't answer
>>83976144god I want to penetrate a girl while she cries like that
>>83976144>horse beat for a "sport">the horse beatings prove ineffectivebased
>>83976256inb4 Uma fanart of this Olympics horse
>>83976528I bet there already are
>>83976199absolutely insane that they get assigned in that manner. in flat races in my country, there's no random assignment but stables reach out to jockeys with offers to ride their horse. good jockeys are able to bond with more horses and typically perform well. good horses also get the better jockeys - often getting the same jockey time and time again. "bad" horses end up dropping out of flat racing and do other things instead. some people own their thoroughbreds and thus race them, but usually they're not the trainers.note that flat racing isn't typically known for being the best towards horses either, but the nordics are leading in animal welfare
>nohorse fags dont realize how fucking stupid these animals actually are Just get a donkey instead
>>83977248thats why I never really cared for horses. They're extremely stupid.
>>83977267That's why you should go for uma musume. Everything best from horses but brain is human. And since they are from anime world, they don't suffer irl women's brain disease.
>>83977287It wasn't that type of comment, autistic gooner retard.
>>83977298Don't be like that, anon~ Umas are there for you
>>83977267They're temperamental and some of them would rather die than be trained. Relying on a horse for anything is a set up for disappointment. Cowboys would often shoot a shitty horse and go buy a new one rather than put up with a giant stubborn piss factory.Nonsensical creatures we bred to go faster. Their legs are so tiny compared to the rest of their body. If anything happens to their knees or the giant toenail they call a foot they're fucked forever.
>>83976144This is so Gold Ship coded xD
>>83976144Is this modern pentathlon where everyone gets a random horse? If so, I think because of things like this (and the inaccessibility of equastrian stuff to most people) they're phasing the horse riding section out.
>>83976373>how the fuck do you bond with random horse in 20 minutes?>ok, don't answertoo late
>me on the left>my girlfriend who wants children on the right
>>83976144>noooooo my daddy spent hundreds of thousands of dollars for me to do this "sport" this is supposed to by MY time i am owed this!!!
>>83979813I like his little horse hat.
>>83979813the reason that horse is stressed the fuck out is because it's dehydrated and overheating. look at the veins on the neck, see how prominent they are
>Get random horse, not one that you know will work.>Horse can just say "nah, fuck that, not doing this.">Your only recourse is to just sit there and mald.How is this considered a real competition? Why would they even include this in the Olympics?
>>83980036making the horse like you is a skill issue, its not like they took actually random horses. they're all "professional" sports animals that have done this kind of shit 1000 times, this one just didnt like the germoid foid that got on him. this is his right, and part of the competition
>>83980036like literally every horse sport im sure it has something to do with gambling rings and organized crime being able to easily rig the outcomes
>>83976199>For equestrian jumping, each athlete is assigned a random horse and are given 20 minutes to bond with it in preparation.Why tho, wouldn't you want the best possible performance possible from every athlete? It's like telling a bunch of runners they have to pick what footwear they'll wear from a pile and while someone gets running shoes another gets flip flopsIs it just to prevent doping your horse?
>>83979813I look like this and act like thisthe horse, I mean, not the girl
>>83976144This is like Ash and Charizard
>>83980036The sport was added back in 1912 when everyone that competed was either a drunk that wandered in or a military veteran that had experience riding horses. It was not made with dumb nepo bitches in mind. In fact it was not made with any bitches in mind. And over a century later it's nothing but women beating animals on live TV so they could win a medal worse less than a special olympics award.
>>83981527Ash had not enough Badges for overleveled Zard to listen to him. Sad.
>>83982755Charizard was tsundere. He didn't listen to Ash even after he won a league
>>83976144>>83976180sumtimes humiliation rituals are comfy :3
why is the horse wearing a batman cowl
>>83982781neigh-ghtwing
>>83976256well said my friend
>>83976180The fault counter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5OJPUXJvHk
