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Why are millennials so incapable of accepting ageing?

I keep seeing millennial talking sum shi like
>gen z is ageing so bad
>this guy I saw I thought he was older than me (35), but he's 19!
>I always get people assuming I'm 21 when I'm actually 34
>I get carded all the time, it's actually annoying teehee

Shut the fuck up retards, you don't look 21, that kid you saw does not look older than 35, he's just handsome whilst ur a fat slob who stays inside too much.
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>>83979080
look up what bullshit actually means then delete this thread
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Absolutely meaningless comparison unless you remove both of their make up and that will never happen because they have a brand. Plus you'd have to reverse any surgeries and that sort of thing which is never going to happen.
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but i am actually 34, i do often get asked for my ID, and it is annoying.

it's supposed to be 'challenge 25' here. to me i'm clearly over 25 and i dislike being told otherwise. at the end of the day, i just want my paracetamol.
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>>83979138
Every single one of those articles or reddit posts talm bout how millennials look so young or whatever is just peak cope.
>LOOK AT THIS HEAVILY FILTERED PHOTO I TOOK I'M SO YOUNG LOLOL
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>>83979157
Does the person checking your ID actually tell you
>you look under 25 so I gotta check ur ID man
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>>83979080
Why you hef to be mad zoomie. Is ok. Your generation is just aging of the bad. Is ok.
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>>83979201
You don't look like either, unc
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>>83979165
I guess Timothee Chalamet is technically a millennial but he's only a year and a couple days off from having been a zoomer instead.
As an 80s millennial I don't consider him a real person.
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>>83979234
He's one year younger than me and we're definitely millennials. I don't consider 80s cringellennials real people either. Your batch is the reason zoom zooms keep talking shit about "millennial writing". Zoomers, the absolutely lowest of the low generation, acts like they're not shit tier because of you.
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>>83979285
Millennial writing is a misnomer and are actually guys like Joss Whedon who are on the border between Baby Boomer and Gen X.
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>>83979080
funny thing is tay looks 40 and whoever it is on the left is just mad ugly
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>>83979303
Millennial writing also just encompasses the whole wholesome doggo keanu chungus star wars adulting shit some of you guys said with a straight face.
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>>83979343
They both look their age. I don't think most people can tell apart 20s from 30s. That's like trying to tell apart 50s from 60s. They're pretty much the same time period in your life.
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>>83979367
There are cringe people in every generation. Nobody thinks of Baby Boomers as Richard Simmons just because Richard Simmons was a Baby Boomer.
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>>83979382
On average, you can definitely differentiate a 20 year old and 30 year old.
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>>83979408
Yeah. It's easy. Nowadays the 20 year olds look 40 and the 30 year olds 20 something.
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>>83979367
AKA, gen x. All the shit you think is "gen x culture" like fight club was written by the young end of boomers, not by gen x. The wholesome doggo keanu chungus crap is 100% gen x.
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>>83979080
Great question, why is gen z aging so poorly? Check out this prime gen z female.
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>>83979445
I think she's just British
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>>83979445
and here is your average MillennialBvll
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>>83979440
Try to convince the zoomers of that. That crying star wars guy is a 79er. A gen X. The parents of zoomers. Zoomers already memed into reality that millennials are the marvel quip generation.
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>>83979445
I don't know
but I pray to God that it means I'll die prematurely too
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>>83979452
She's just attractive, not young-looking. She's clearly lost baby fat. Not to mention the video is probably filtered, as all are by default.
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>>83979469
She does look young. You're coping. But it's mainly because of extremely clean and clear skin plus no sun damage and genetics.
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Those born between 1985 and 1995 look younger and are more intelligent than gen z trash
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>>83979475
What do you mean young? I think you're just equating attractive with young. She doesn't look 20.
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>>83979080
Why are zoomers so angry about aging like shit?
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>>83979494
By young I mean if you asked random people of different ages, most would guess she looks like a 20 something year old girl.
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>>83979080
Its only the ones that stayed indoors all their lives, staring at a screen and never getting any exercise that age terribly. The Gen A hellspawns Millenials are popping out look the worst. I've seen 12 year olds look like 30 year old midgets.
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>>83979785
The zoomer will eternally seethe about the alphachad. Sorry your gen didn't achieve anything of worth. AND still ages like milk. You're already coping that a generation that are barely teens looks older than you lmao. I can't wait for them to join millennials on dunking on zoom zooms. Mini millennials will rule the world.
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Beyond all this incel stuff sometimes I wonder how hard the psychological impact will be in this aspect of women's lives when they hit their 30s. Their looks are the most important thing they have, once they start getting older the attention starts fading away, no more nice guys all over the place, no more attention, I wonder what this will cause in women's psyche in the a decade or so.
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>>83979820
Me and most zoomers I know look great. Try not to pamper your offsprings too much just because your boomer parents abused the shit out of you.
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Im 37 and get asked for ID when buying alcohol and fucking lighters. Just a few months ago while buying an energy drink the store woman said that I was using someone else's passport because the photo didn't look like me and ran off with it and gave it to her colleagues, one of the other staff members told me to show her my bank card to see if the name on it matched my passport. It did and I got ym energy drink.
I am not boasting as im not sure outside health matches inside health, as im a recovering alcoholic and being constantly asked for id for stupid shit like paracetamol is fucking annoying.
And again I am not boasting but the teenagers and people whom i assume are younger than me look and dress like shit, not ugly but just haggard looking, like life has beaten the shit out of them. I feel bad for them.
The things I think that helped me look young is being a shut in neet for 15 years and eating meat/following a keto diet and avoiding sneed oils.
Idk good luck zoomies, the world can be harsh, thats why i haven't bothered getting a life and just sit inside all day. I might look younger than I am but I cant say it was worth it.
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chumpacium matricarum.
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>>83979080
billy eyelash is indeed aging like fetid dogshit doe
matches his soul nicely
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>>83979080
>Why are millennials so incapable of accepting ageing?
They're manchildren like everyone always said dude no shit
"manchild" and soijaks were invented to describe them

This website is now 90% uncs crying about younger people all day lol they're so annoying

And no, they aren't ageing better
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>>83979080
Judging from that pic Billie is an alcoholic and Taytay is a methhead, although I have other reasons for believing she's a methhead
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Millennials and Gen Z are the same generation. The Online Generation.

I've been here since 2005. I'll be online when I'm 70. You'll be her with me. Will know all the slang from generation A, B ,C

Generations are over now
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>>83979080
shut the fuck up, zoomer. all of you ugly as fuck because you are ageing like total shit. us millennials still look young and younger than most of you ugly incel retards, so shut the fuck up. stop talking
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>>83979478
exactly. zoomers can't handle this truth because they didn't see it coming, well nobody really saw it coming until everyone figured out how they operate and can't help from looking fucking 45 at 24
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>>83979080
"Muh slow aging" is the last cope single Millenials have before they all kill themselves. Just wait till they hit 45 and can no longer do physical work like mowing their lawn because their muscles are weak and their heart is weaker since they stay inside all day.
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>>83979080
In my 20s I was bullied for looking too young. I was kicked out of parties for not fitting in. Now in my 30s I'm bullied for apparently being too old. I get kicked out of parties for not fitting in. Fuck off.
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>>83981008
the internet has been so enshittified. I want to quit it now.

I get more enjoyment irl these those

ironic because I used to think I could spend forever on the internet
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>>83981128
Yeah we need an Internet with a minimum IQ requirement. This used to be for gifted and talented white nerds. Now it is diluted
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>>83979080
>millenials
well no, every single generation since the beginning of time has tried to run away from its own aging and mortality and tried everything from witch doctor to alchemy to ancient cosmetics and wigs to modern cosmetics and wigs and plastic surgeries and everything.

It's nothing new.

But if anything it's the 25-30 year old zoomers whoa re the most loud about being youthpilled longevity maxxers and all this other shit.

You didn't see millenials on myspace and MSN messenger writing about how they take 30 different oils and vitamins and supplements and injections and research chemicals every day night and call it being "patrick batemanpilled aura farming dicapriomaxxer" or something
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>>83979080
its true though, i thought id be walled by now but i actually look better than I did 5 years ago and havent really aged. Literally just dont be a fat slob, shave and dont go bald.
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>>83979445
She is suspiciously orange and her trashy getup makes me think tanning beds are the culprit here.
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>>83981059
ugly fucking zoomer. i genuinely look younger than most of you retards, you're full on cope as a last move
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>>83981197
that's correct we didn't do that shit because we aren't niggers. back to your point, yes the older zoomers are getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly by witnessing the younger zoomers looking better than them and some millennials even looking better too. i love it because the 25 - 30 zoomers are the absolute most toxic fucking niggers of them all. i actually get along with the younger zoomers quite well, they're more like plushies you know? they're just there, they aren't like super annoying or anything they just keep to themselves mostly
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>>83981072
post face, wanna see this
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>>83979080
wat? Zoomoids
>do anti-aging routines meant for oldpipo at the age of ~16-23
>pestering said dermatologists for said treatments then flipping out at them when they refuse to harm the patient, per their medical training
>dress like actual fucking children as adults in college/the workforce
>neurotic about existing past the age of 25 (30 is a death sentence)
>even more neurotic about age gaps
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>>83981197
>take 30 different oils and vitamins and supplements and injections and research chemicals every day night and call it being "patrick batemanpilled aura farming dicapriomaxxer" or something
lmfaoooooooo it's actually this bad now? I thought they were still rubbing their faces with anti-aging serums meant for senior citizens, or at the most extreme hitting themselves in the face with hammers, but then again that was my mistake for thinking zoomer fucktardation had limits.
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>>83981288
>>neurotic about existing past the age of 25 (30 is a death sentence)
i'm glad i'm not the only one on this fucking planet to recognize this shit. they are so fucking obsessed with age it's unreal, so fucking annoying to ponder. they're literal niggers
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It would be funny how trivial it is to stay looking young if it wasnt so sad that normies dont even try to do it because they would rather follow the crowd.

The average normie spends their 20s either drinking or smoking or both, they let themselves get fat, ruining their body shape permanently and making their faces plain and shapeless, they are unfashionable and wear cheap clothes, if they are a man they just let themselves go bald. The normie idea of looking good is shit like suntanning and steroids, raping their skin beyond repair. You can stay looking good until you are in your 50s with some diligence.
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>>83979080
Because we still feel like teenagers on the inside and having our exteriors not reflect is a damaging blow to our self image.
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>>83981308
Someone told me they're incapable of comprehending non-numerical logic thanks to all that time spent on BING BING WAHOOOOOOO and tiktok and similar slop. Unfortunately, they are only barely intelligent enough to comprehend greater than/less than, not any more advanced mathematical concepts.
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>>83981317
And that's exactly why your useless generation falls for satanist pedophile death cults on discord, shoots up public places and commits """nihilistic terrorism""" aka salad bar extremism, which is a real term the national security types had to come up with to describe killing for the memes since there has never been a stupider reason to die. I mean shit, at least chudjak.png's I CAN'T BREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD rampage was somewhat rational.
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>>83981346
Is it millennials doing most of those things? I was under the impression that it was unhinged zoomers hopped up on meds.
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>>83981354
it is zoomers. he's retarded and trying to pull an uno reverse card but it doesn't work because he's retarded and i see through it and so do you
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>>83979080
>who stays inside too much.
no that's you ugly zoomers. you zoomers are the ones that never go outside because you can't handle real life and you're terminally online. ugly incel jackass
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>>83979181
are you retarded? they aren't supposed to say that you fucking retard. if they suspect that you're quite young they ask that. how new are you to life?
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>>83981354
Millenials and the first zoomers were I CAn'T BREEEEEDDDDDD (largely stopped by the pandemic). Then there was the interregnum between ~2021-23 where you had the really ironic cohort of shooters (everyone who you would expect to report you) but now we're down to the salad bar extremists (com/764 types) and trannies (also a lot of com/764 types).
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>>83981397
The latest tranny shooter was 56 which would make him an old Gen Xer (born in the late 1960s).
The tranny before that was 18, which would be young Zoomer.
It's mostly been zoomers since millennials are too old to shoot up schools. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold were old millennials though and started the whole school shooter concept as we know it for the most part (they weren't trannies though). And Elliot Rodger was mid to young range millennial and kind of like the prototypical incel. But mainly millennials in the news nowadays are guys like Sam Altman or JD Vance who have power and aren't lashing out against the world doing spree killings. It's prime zoomer time for being spree killers.
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>>83981478
get a load of this anon, robots, he knows what generation someone is part of based on their age!!!1 Whoooaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>83981535
You can google these things, anon.
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>>83980520
If I remember correctly that french actress was like 10 years older than her costars. She looked great in the movie though.
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>>83981478
Of course. It's always the absolute fucking retards that somehow aged into the legal gun owner range without darwinating themselves earlier like in nearly any other period of human history since life is unironically too easy nowadays.
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>>83980520
ugly zoomer
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gonna be so glad when i look old enough 18 year olds stop fucking hitting on me AND the 58 year olds
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swift has had multiple cosmetic surgeries while eilish is still natural (and fat)
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>>83982109
is she the joker?
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>>83982196
she will be a killer joker in the next batman film
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>>83979080
Would both of them. Gay if you wouldnt.
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I feel sorry for zoomers as they fell for a lot of big corpo bullshit laid out for them. Hustle culture, designer fashion brands, online dating, phone apps over desktops, parasocial streamers. It's like the worst parts of teenage insecurities got amplified ten fold.

The skin routines and beauty seems like we're going to get a whole generation of Bogd out zoomers reluctantly settling for each other to afford a house.
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>>83979080
Gen Z need to accept that they are getting old, and Gen Alpha are young now. You can't keep having "being young" as your identity and calling people unc in your mid-20s.
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>>83979080
Being obsessed with youth it's a sign of arrested development, the fact there's an entire generation obsessed with it, along with zoomers as well, and alphas too eventually, says all about our age. I think this is why people care so much about she gaps too, they see a young man or woman and think it's a child, because they see themselves as children who never grow up.
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>>83982845
Care so much about age gaps*
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>>83982736
>You can't keep having "being young" as your identity and calling people unc in your mid-20s.
i've been wondering when they're going to stop doing that. are they just conveniently ignoring the fact that gen a are coming up behind them? of course they are. they're becoming uncs themselves and are just pretending as if their age doesn't exist. total retards
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>>83982699
even if they do get into a house it doesn't matter because they won't be able to maintain it nor will they be able to tolerate neighbors. they just don't get it
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>>83982699
>Hustle culture
wat? They are "quiet quitting" en masse.
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>>83982883
if that were true then it would be no effort to get a job and replace their shoes but that's not the case dick



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