SR N15 class 777 Sir Lamiel edition
Hate my life me x
>>83983163Good edish phwoar X
Angry at women Angry at the police, security guards etc Angry at other postersAngry at imaginary frogs Really just angry at himself and his failed life
The british rose is off limits for slimy creatures like you. You have nothing to bring to the them other than a trail of your repulsive slime stuck to their shoe. You are going to die alone in your slime...unloved and forgotten.
Wonder what r/AskUK threads Ruthmong will rage about today
Shaking it loose and limbering up for a full day of telling lies and pretending to be various charters I pretend to be on the anonymous anime website.
morning de lids morning de lids x
Good old rich daddy probably takes her shopping every other weekend and spoils his little turkish princess brat. She is only able to live in our country because she has a rich father.
>>83983198I really do miss him so much
worried about HHL x
By the way I'm not really Turkish. Keep thinking that. It's funny at least. I'm a white British man, never had sex, hate living here to be honest.
>>83983174Angry at everything because there's no possible solution to have a better life. If better means working some deadend job, then I'd rather be dead.
>>83983220>By the way I'm not really Turkish. Keep thinking that. It's funny at least. I'm a white British man, never had sex, hate living here to be honest.We know and we're ripping the piss out of you, shut in mong x
WAAA WAAA my life is shit WAAA WAAA so I'm in insufferable twat online all day WAAA WAAA. I hope you live a VERY long time.
Need a shit but wifeberg is in the bath. Situation is ok currently but we could reach critical in the next ten minutes or so.
Imagine if she did real work and wasn't a net negative immigrant. Why the fuck do spoilt little turkish brats get to work from home most of the time, use our health services for free and steal our homes? There must be millions just like her taking advantage of our loose immigration policies. Can't wait for the next government to clamp down on it all. Brits are angry for good reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcKBFYan5Co
Maybe a trip to the shops will make you feel better. Grab yourself a nice Moshino shirt.
>>83983242This is a well aged gimmick
>>83983239I have an emergency shit jug with a lid.
Member when he played his Swanny character and to big himself up he told us he wore Moshino shirts. Another character, more lies online that he wouldn't because he couldn't back up with proof. GRIM. GRIM. GRIM, sad pathetic shut in loser.
>>83983242didn't this originate when I said I bought a pair of jeans and then you endlessly obsessed over ''autism'' jeans, currently wearing my jeans.
Do your mongboy post, champ x
>>83983262i also have the autism jeans on today (they are just normal jeans)
>>83983220>By the way I'm not really TurkishYou are
Swanny shook some mongs here to their very core. They just CANNOT stop talking about him!
>>83983262We you say "you" I hope you don't mean me because I never got involved in that puerile shit because I'm not 12 years old in the head. And I think you're right.
>>83983198the rat reckons he back soon
Another 11 hour sleep. Hibernating at winterI don't mind really.
Turkmong trying to break character to put out the Turkish allegations. What a boring fucking gimp you are.
Your imaginary character Swanny spent all day on 4chan posting relentlessly spamming. You really are one of lifes winners, king.
Going out to buy a shirt that says "the man the myth the legend" on it.
Lollers has been on a mighty seethe and spam since he got laughed out of the thread earlier in the week. Really have noticed a lot more 'king' posts since he tried the "DOX UR MUM I'LL BATTER HER MATE" act.
Saaar really saar i am the british blackpool saar
You created a whole back story for this Swanny because your real life is boring as fuck and you have nothing to talk about.
>i i it lollers
>>83983266I've literally got levi 555s on which are just a standard straight fit but for some reason this fella had a right melty over it, I dont even know what moshino is
>>83983310This. He also didn't get laughed out of the thread.Meltymong is genuinely a mong.
>>83983310Predictable af isn't it. Boring dickhead. Will never cross his mind why the thread continues to bleed posters as his le funnay whacky antics make up 99% of every thread
>>83983315all been done before. he fought his nemisis baldrew for years then bn shippy and fuck knows who else
Do people still wear Jeans in 2026?I've not worn anything but my Levi sweatpants and Norrona hiking trousers for years.
>>83983334You could probably find out quite easily if you went out, or even looked out the window.
>>83983328Ah yes, the people that were posting for years after he had his melty.Not really a win. Probably why he's still salty.
>You have nothing to talk about>You have no talent>You can't draw>You can't meme>You have never made anyone mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oks23dSHnZYWhat vile boomeroid-adjacent AIslop Comments are tearing this one apart too
How do I turn off the youtube feeds in this chat?
>>83983339That's a very limited sample and I live in chav central so it's all prison ardman grey sweatpants around here.
>>83983369Well in answer to your question yes lots of people still wear jeans. They're not as ubiquitous as they were ten, twenty years ago but loads of people do.
HAWG update>got tore into donor hawg yesterday>got rear shock/wheel and swing arm removed>start cleaning down swing arm>its as thin as tinfoil and full of fucking holes>wolloxs.jpg >remove fuel tank and start encouraging the fuel cap off>finally works, expecting to see more rusty death>tank is fucking spotless>im talking brand new looking inside>4x LUSH de lids LUSH AS Finding a good fuel tank is like finding rocking horse shite ladsGoing to take the front end off today, any other little bits and scrap the rest Pic related
>>83983389post your pics and progress on >>>/diy/ real boards need content
>>83983220Lol lad the lore of ruthmong is now that you're turkish end of. Surely the big whacky man himself knows how that works. I wouldnt be shocked if you are freally foreign. Everything you post is foreign coded. And you don't find it funny you hate it so why lie lol. Cheers
>>83983430im not making a new thread for a slight bit of motorcycle fuckery anonThis thread needs content that isnt the few same lads having a go at each other all day
What does HHL and De Lids mean and who is seaside mark?
>>83983374Thank you for your considered response.
>>83983447>This thread needs content that isnt the few same lads having a go at each other all day>>>/lgbt/ caused all this years back and they are laughing at >>>/r9k/ now, echos of their petty squabbles still resonate through brit/feel/ When you strike a bell and leave, does it not ring for a time afterwards...??
>>83983451I mean ive seen picture and video of him but is he like a lolcow or something
Turkish is an absurd narrative that's where he draws the line you are only allowed to play pretend with turkmong approved narratives looool 40 year old baby throwing toys out the pram
>honestly lads I like the turkish thing. Keep doing it lol its funny.whoahahahahahaha
>>83983451>>83983467https://desuarchive.org/
He doesn't like being called king. Interdasting.
>>83983451HHL is our Lord and Saviour
>>83983465Not him but, a couple of faggots fell for it, went off with their tranner chums.Here we are, still going, still doing the same thing, with a few inconsequential twolls thinking they are the puppet master of the thread, whilst having to declare themselves a winner, because nobody else sees it.
>>83983451HHL other aliases are Sean Allan, Little Sean, paedoladUK, is a named poster "trip fag" as they are referred to and is known for constantly samefagging and shitting up the general for going on 6 years now or longer. He has never worked a day in his life and has claimed benefits for years now claiming he has autism and resides in a care home for the elderly and mentally ill. He also has drunken little rants about brown people, right wing politicians and occasionally UFOs. He is despised here at britfeel and is currently in hiding at the moment for being bullied none stop for over a month now about being kicked off a disabled football team. And yes he is considered a lolcow around here and on other boards as well Seasidemark or SSM as an abbreviation is somewhat similar to HHL in the fact that he has never worked a day in his life and has allegedly spent 35 years on benefits. He makes stupid boring YouTube videos about his pathetic mundane life drinking his sorrows away while spending his money on stupid items and getting into debt. Or he used to make videos he is also currently in hiding now for over 3 months over grooming allegations made against him he was caught abusing a mentally ill woman half his age and exploiting her for sex. De lid, de lits , de lad, de lod ect are sayings coined by SSM because his videos are shared here and is still somewhat popular despite his absence and negative reputation on YouTube.
>>83983487Never heard of her, are you sure?
>I have nothing to talk about as usual. Lets talk about personalities and YouTubers.
>>83983538There's talk all the time about many different subjects. It's only faggots like yourself that talk about peronbanalities.
>>83983451HHL is a nonce and got kicked off the footy team for this online racist rants,
doing a ponder
Not right what you bastards did to HHL
>>83983559Do you go onna wander when you ponder, and look off into the yonder?
>>83983513Thank you for the detailed explanation!!
i chased x out of the thread lol. well done you just reduced your posters in an already dying thread. they will just post somewhere else
Me? I'm thankful my massive benis isn't longer, or I'd have to be stronger, to be able to throw it over my shoulder when I go for a wander.
Weekly Lidl run has been completed. Few things in the middle aisle caught my eye but did pick up some joiners pencils.Fridge and freezer looking good now too. Now what do I do?
>>83983578no one cares, its not a fucking popularity competition imo a slow thread is a good thread
>>83983601a thread with 4 posters is a good thread. ok good luck
>>83983601Exactly, I agree 100%. And I think certain namefags do indeed try to make it a popularity competition.
>>83983599>Now what do I do?Post pic of haul.Sit back and relax.
>>83983578the threads have always been slow and if you posted here, you don't, you'd know theres a large amount of samefagging that goes on anyway, a few namefags samefagging for hours on end isn't a good thread.
Marmoset
>>83983655Marmot
>>83983612Cheers lad, i assume you will be fucking off to these super interesting threads instead of hanging around here?
get paramount+ or buy every star trek dvd. tough choice
>>83983668You'll always have the discs, and will be able to watch them whenever you want,
Me? Watching raiders of the lost ark. Love a rainy Sunday adventure movie. I tried to watch terminator salvation last night but fuck me is that film shit. Rise of the machines was worse than judgment day obviously but seems like by 4 they stopped caring about the story making any sense and just wanted it to look cool, which it admittedly did but very irritating nonetheless. Think 4 is the worst die hard too since they were doing the dumb hacker story and it's all quick jump cuts constantly. 4 also the worst installment of toy story (so far) and I'd argue while we're on the subject crystal skull is worse than dial of destiny, even if DoD was completely pozzed by walker bridges. Anyway, I like movies.
The marmiteman4 videos are considered "lost media"
>>83983680I'm watching feel good stuff that makes me cry. Rescued animals, secret santa giving gifts.Get a bit of love in muh life and see there's good people in the world.I like love, it's great.
>>83983709Someone somewhere must have a full collection
Not enough money for all the films I want de lid. It not right. Will I work to earn more? Course I fucking won't.
Had a crazy experience yesterday (wish I took screenshots), my jootube homepage was full (not full, maybe 35%) of videos about depression and killing yourself and videos about not being worth anything. Songs not videos. Very strange, I just thought ew get away, so said to not recommend channel. Really strange, and quite unpleasant.Ebil forces trying to do battle with me. I say NO!, shove yer ebilness up yer arse.What the fuck was it about? Maybe just jootube going BPD because of muh adblock? I'm not watching adverts, desu, so that won't be happening.
>>83983728or you could just pirate them and burn them onto a disc
How can it be 13:20 already.
>>83983737Suppose I could mate but did you know burned discs don't last as long as pressed discs?
>>83983750Burn 3 copies of each one you pirate.
Have several ext HDDs, separated my media's onto different ones. Bought one mega 7tb drive and backed up everything onto that for redundancy since most of my drives are over ten years old. Was considering wrapping this in foil in case of an EMP taking everything out, but figure if we get to that point everything capable of playing my movies and TV will be friend anyway
Back from seeing the escort for the 6th time lads.
Considering eating a custard donut
>I own and wear Moshino shirts and I have 12 sprogs LMFAO, GRIM grim grim fantasist.
>>83983782How was it? Explain in detail what you did with her and what she was wearing
>>83983775I dont understand this, I've never found anything that I need to preserve in digital media except my CV. Are you a nonce?
spring on its way and shortly after summer. i would HATE to be a man child terrified to leave the house
>I called you a nonce now defend yourself kek howl scream crease de lid de lad xD
>>83983807hope global boiling is strong this year. fuck this rain. 8 months of sun please
>>83983803Decidedly not a nonce. I believe that eventually the internet will be so locked down and controlled that it will no longer be an option to illegally stream or download TV and movies. You'll have to pay for the shitty streaming services and you'll have to watch the ads and drink the verification can. I'm not as anal about downloading and storing everything as I used to be, mostly because hardly anything good still comes out, but I don't want to be in a situation where I can't watch a film or show that I want to watch without paying for it
>>83983816alri little lad, put the trip back on
How many years is he going to chase lollers and do his trip on cope lmao
>>83983824>not a nonce>makes up some convoluted reason why he's hoarding "media".Okay nonce.
>>83983822>8 months of sun pleaseNot him but, I think it should be 3 months of spring, 1 month of sun, 5 moths of autumn, then 3 months of snow.
>>83983775I used to have an 18TB Plex server before I doubled down in physical media de lid.
Shaking it out and getting loose for a day of being whacky characters on 4chan
>>83983842Problem is that physical media requires paying for stuff and I don't like paying for stuff when I can get it for free.
cartain man gonna be getting sparked out really really soon hehe x
>>83983856Aye, I get that. I don't have responsibilities so I'm happy to spaff all my bennies on it. We all gonna die anyway.
>>83983863>cartain manmongboy
Ok, time to get high(er), then get ready for an IRL adventure.
sardine sandwich for lunch for me my lads. it's lush and I mean fucking lush x
>>83983882TMAU-SI (Self Induced)
little sean using the mongboy.jpg oh the irony Whoahahahahhahaha
some time muh mouth smell of fish then some time later muh bum smell of fish
Tempted to have a wank but the gf is at my place
>>83983953Pop round to hers for 1.
>>83983957We currently don't have sex
>>83984003That is not your girlfriend
>>83983909i'll bite lad, got any proof that makes you think i am little lad? i'm not, but i am interested to see what makes you think this.
always been a big fan of france, might move there some day
morning all my /britfeel/ friendsjust prepped a Slimfast chocolate shake + an iced coffee (chocolate flavour) to get the day started and the bowels shifting. friend coming over later. will do some research into the military, maybe take a pregabalin or a line of speed (oh go on then: two! hahah what am i like)
Finally managed to hook my long suffering frogcel with a lovely little liss. It's okay that he have fren-time with the other frog-lids but with spawning season approaching it's nice to just to see my own lid wandering about from shop to charity shop to park to home. The Wetrol Wurderer has been locked away and the Hunk Helpers been banished from Feel Street via SPACCA order. There's hope for the wee frens in Feel Street despite all the gloom that has been cast upon this year so far.
always been a big fan of Istanbul, might move there some day
innards just started whirring and working away like some mad old cartoon. won't be getting up from my computer though, i've only just sat down.>>83984119won't you have to learn French?for me it'shttps://www.irishimmigration.ie/how-to-become-a-citizen/become-an-irish-citizen-by-naturalisation/i reckon i could slip through the net for five years. ruffles my feathers though, when you hear about people who move there just because their gran was born in a hospital there.
>Only nonces have had a gf >Only nonces have friends >Only nonces leave the house am i doing it rite?
>>83983800Well it went pretty well I guess. She was wearing a basic black lingerie set. We did lots of cuddling and kissing, she cuddled me much closer than before. She likes nails scratching on her back so I did that. She gave me a handjob while kissing my neck and I came on her stomach, was pretty intense as it had been a few days. Then she used her vibrator while I kissed and held her until she orgasmed. I couldn't get hard again so we just cuddled for most of it which is what I like anyway.We talked a lot and I learnt quite a bit more about her which was nice.She agreed to meet again in another 2 weeks. She said she had a lovely time which made me a bit flattered.I guess the only problem is I don't think she sees me as anything more than a client. I wish she would but I can't see it ever happening. But she did seem to touch me a lot more than previous meetings, she had her hands cupping my face/neck while talking to me which was nice.I don't know what's going on with me with relation to erections though. We met twice in January and on both occasions I had sex with her in missionary and finished inside the condom. I'm tempted to try Viagra tbqh. Is that a good idea?
Grown man too scared to leave his boxroom in mummys house. Sits and plays pretend on the anonymous website.
>>83984219All this sounds inferior to a proper Bumsesh to be fair with you lad.Imagine paying money for affection when there's a legion of men who'll comfort you and make you feel more loved than any woman.Met some of the kindest and gentlest gentlemen through the bumsesh circuit. Food, money, love, affection all in reciprocity. Women are vile snakes who exploit their charms over stupid goonoid men and expect the world spent upon their laps.Going off coast of Croatia this summer with older man I met on the bumsesh. I've found more in common with my fellow lads than I have with any bi-polar roastoid.
>>83984192Do you like cats, there are a lot of strays there apparently
Snarfnonce defends an active paedo lmfao.
>>83984251aren't those stray cats instead of what we think of as 'cats'?don't want to upset anyone but it's like getting on with people (humans) Vs meeting some pure feral tribesman who just wants to bash your head in.
Scared to go outside, lives in a world of online fantasy.
>>83984249I don't fancy the smell of shit following me everywhere and dogs growling at me as i eye up their arseholes though. You can keep your gay-choice lifestyle, it's a choice being gay.
me? i prefer my paedos inactive *loads Glock-17*(please don't tell anyone i 'prefer paedos' without the full context PLEASE)
>>83984271I asked him because the film "Kedi" is about the strays of Istanbul and has some decent filming.
>>83984275lol i remember when i was young (teens/20s) there was this game called World of Warcraft where people thought they were gnomes and got married and stuff.young people today THINK they have that, but it's all short attention span stuff even literally called Ritalin Impact because you get a quick 'hit' then move on to a different game. imagine if Second Life was around today, nobody would play it.
>>83984286post a picture of your glok 17 with time stamp you wont
>>83984305alri pc plod, working on a sunday are we?
>>83984288might watch this, sounds good. i like films that were filmed in cities. however you feel about romance flicks, Once is interesting as a film. guerilla filmmaking in Dublin, or whatever you'd call it, very naturalistic. Eirekino.i hope this Kedi isn't an elaborate trick like that Istanbul anime.
>>83984323Alri sad sack pretending to have a gun lol
>>83984305you want a picture of a *ock, 17, do you?bit dodgy that mate....
>>83984341not me sad cunt, but continue your larp
lots all me sports bets today, down to 15 quid from 50
would be daft posting pics of a gun because you don't intend to get rid of it (they're REALLY expensive).pills or a few wags, understandable, because there's no law against using them up. in fact that's desirable.
Lets pretend I'm a heckin bad man hunting nonces with me gun lmfao
>>83984347 Bit telling that you willingly answer to 'sad sack'
>>83984338Here's the trailer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKq7UqplcL8
i'd NEVER go down from 50 to 15 that's sick SICK
>>83984219Well it sounds better than being bored, lonely and depressed lad
you dont get it im not a grim little twat i i im a nonce hunter with a gun
Corr afternoon with Apus at a lush pub and that I mean IS lush.
>>83984207yeah it's very annoying that. I've got an Irish passport because both my parents are Irish (I grew up in Scotland). I still have family there, I go to Ireland at least once a year every year, and have had my passport from a young age. after Brexit, lots of my posh English friends started scanning their family trees for Irish ancestry and getting passports. I have one friend whose granny was born in Dublin and then immediately moved to London. this friend has never even been to Ireland, has no plans to, no interest in the country, and yet has the passport. really gets my goat.
>>83984406The decor looks a bit grotty desu, and I've yet to see AI generate a decent looking full english.
>>83984249based bumsesh lid
On the internet no one knows you're a scared man child that can't leave the house
Anti AI is the hallmark of the tranny. You'd be surprised how many ACK-admirers lurk in this thread. They don't like it when you call them out.
I've heard anything ACK related get laughed at
hes battling the imaginary thread trannys now?
shall be starting on the bolognese soonish
Plans for dinner? Toad in the hole for me
Thing is, laws that amount to treating retarded people with kid gloves actually sort of make sense. The problem comes from when you import literally millions of people who technically fall below the threshold of mental retardation and are now functionally given carte blanche to commit crimes and terrorise the native population.
Neeed to figure out what I'm doing for dins. In the meantime watching Aladdin so possibly some sort of camel dish? Perchance?
>>83984502>watching AladdinBased, decent movie. Do you think Jasmine does anal?
>>83984366nah lad, not really, not when you've given me a (you) thank you for that by the way
>>83984514Yeah I reckon she does, needs to preserve her jewel for marriage but she's clearly gagging for it. >>83984552You're welcome, here's another.
cowards ITT who need guns.all i need are 1. my words2. this UK-legal anti-dog spray my mum got me
Anyone do a classic Feel Street LOL when they do a classic Feeler Classic?
>>83984581>Anyone do a classic Feel Street LOL when they do a classic Feeler Classic?Yes, and you?
Banbury Bacon
>>83984397yeah I guessI just wonder if she thinks about me when I leave
>>83984580It's literally illegal to carry something like that. The law considers anyone carrying anything for self-defence to be looking for trouble and thus the party responsible for any altercations that occur.Fucking Restore now, thanks. End this insanity.
also the escort randomly asked about my birthday and told me hers todayseems weird tbqh
Do a meltdown for me, shut in.
Keir Starmer looked like a proper Deano as a young man
>>83984642post proof or stfu BN one note spastic
>>83984627i'm carrying it from point A to point B, nothing wrong with that, is there? you can take a kitchen knife home from the shops.if some Bully XL and/or crackhead happens to come at me and it just-so-happens that there was nothing else i could do, it's possible i MIGHT discharge it at them. while also yelling 'GET OFF ME!' even if they're not on me (old police trick).
only had my Virgin Media broadband for 3 days but I'm gonna cancel it. Keeps dropping out randomly for 1-2 minutes, multiple times a day. Not on is it? I'm addicted to the internet and cannot tolerate these random intermissions (currently posting from my 4G tether). Quick google shows others with the same problem and having to get engineers out and all that. I'm not about that life.Unfortunately you have to call them to cancel but I will be using the method of lying and telling them I'm going to prison so they skip all the retentions patter and just do as I say. Still within 14 days so within my rights to cancel.
>>83984649I'm not making it up or being hyperbolic, lad, if you are found to be carrying anything for the purpose self-defence then the law considers that a criminal act. It is well established precedent that carrying something for self-defence implies you are looking to disturb the peace or commit crimes. It's fucking insane.
Why don't you just learn to fight you fucking e-heroes.
>>83984658I had the same teething issues with virgin but persisted and just ended up using the hotspot until they fixed it... It took 5/6 attemps of them coming out and 'changing the router' until a deano turned up and clocked the cable going into the house was frayed (idiots) and since then it's been the best ISP i've been with. Cannot fault them.
>>83984668They refuse to meet. Lollers a prime example, begs and threatens for a real address and then bottles it at the last minute.It hilariousIsn't it?
Go mental ITT, shut in.
>j..j..just s..send your mums addresspathetic gimplollers is a loser and more importantly, a paedophile.
>>83984685>took 5 or 6 call-out attempts to fixI'm glad it's all working for you now lad. However I think I am being reasonable in saying the extra 3 quid a month I will be paying for Sky broadband is worth more to me than having to be at home in the flat for potentially 5 to 6 call-outs waiting for an engineer with an IQ above 80. Don't have the patience for shite like that anymore; more and more frequently I find myself bubbling with rage.If it's not working I'm done.
>>83984661i'm being mildly hyperbolic but my mum did work in a police-adjacent role and this was her practical streetsmarts over internet research booksmarts. everyone knew how to say the right things, so that some 15-year-old crying 'it's shocking, this, i haven't done anything!!!' was the one who got into trouble, not the upstanding citizen who sprayed/tackled/decked them.not taking the piss, mind, are you that lad who wants castle doctrine in the UK?
You have never had a fight in your life and you act the big man when you're anonymous
also the escort gave me a big hug when I was leaving which was nice
>>83984735me? don't want to be in a fight, because 1. i'll lose and 2. i don't like feeling pain.wasn't really bullied at school (and that's arguably when i was at my fittest) but i did get walloped in the eye when i was 13. it did NOT trigger any sort of fight/flight response or toughen me up, i just had a black eye and blurry vision for a few weeks ;_;not sure what's meant to happen now. if someone jumps me, i get jumped. simple as.
>>83984727>In the UK, there is no legal distinction for a "defensive weapon." If you carry an object with the intention of using it to cause injury, even if intended as a defensive action, it is an offense. By carrying an item that can, by its use, cause injury, then you are by definition carrying an offensive weapon, the penalty for which can be a maximum of 4 years in prison.>are you that lad who wants castle doctrine in the UK?Not sure if I'm the exact lad you're thinking of, I don't make a point of posting about it constantly or anything, but yes I would definitely support something like that.
Flip your lid, shut in lid.
>>83984790>I don't make a point of posting about it constantly or anythingmight be a different anon, i just recall someone mentioned it once or twice since that's where i learned the term (see? /britfeel/ can be educational!)>>In the UK, there is no legal distinction for a "defensive weapon." If you carry an object with the intention of using it to cause injury, even if intended as a defensive action, it is an offense. By carrying an item that can, by its use, cause injury, then you are by definition carrying an offensive weapon, the penalty for which can be a maximum of 4 years in prison.this is a weird one, it's saying there's both no distinction for the object itself, and yet there is...? usually the loophole with 'UK legal ;)' could-be-used-for-self-defence items is that carrying the item itself is legal, you can walk around with it, that action is not illegal.if it's the intent that matters, then i'm not going around with that intention. if it's carrying an item that 'can, by its use, cause injury', then what about builders walking around with hammers, right now? i thought self-defence came down to the whole 'course of last resort' thing?did you actually ask AI here, lad? noticed that 'offense', with an 's'.
AI replies are become common now and AI is the only reason some of you can exist on 4chan. Grim.
>>83984832It's to do with what the item is designed to do. So a hammer is designed for legitimate use as a tool; the fact that it can also be used to harm people is incidental. Something like pepper spray is designed to be used to harm someone. Of course, the intent of the designer is that the person harmed is a criminal trying to mug you or whatever, but the UK courts are very clear, carrying a harmful spray is illegal under the 1968 firearms act.There's no such thing as a 'defensive weapon' because any weapon can be used offensively or defensively. In the view of the courts, it's just 'a weapon', which you're not allowed.>did you actually ask AI here, lad? noticed that 'offense', with an 's'.No, just pulled it from another source, sorry didn't check for spelling but that's besides the point.
Sorry about the typo lads, I should have ran it through AI and asked it to make me look smarter than I am, but that would be grim.
>>83984859You don't get it lad he's on a mad mental rile up you're a yank now he's done you
Ruth's privates got a good seeing to this weekend I reckon
>>83984868You reckon pussy and arse, or just arse?
