Height edition >Q How tall are you? Has your height meaningfully affected your life? Does height even matter for gay men? Prev>>83940368
>>83983336I'm a 5'9" midget. Same height as Nick, actually. It has ruined my life. I'm subhuman.
>>83983351I'm a 6'5" mammoth. Got mogged by a better looking taller teenie today, with godly wavy hair, actually. It is ruining my life. I'm a subhuman.
TORTURE FAGGOTS TO DEATH. BEHEAD FAGGOTS. CUT OFF THEIR HEADS. TOTAL FAGGOT DEATH.
>>839833366'2''. Taller than ~90% of the men in my country. >Has your height meaningfully affected your life?I think it has helped me at job interviews. People just assume I'm more trustworthy and competent, I guess. They also tend to respect me by default. I seem to rarely have problems with people not treating me well, despite being kinda socially awkward.>Does height even matter for gay men?Dunno, I am not gay.
>>83983395Psyop variant
>>83983414post big straight cock
>>83983425Not posting my cock or face online, but it's not even that big. It's around 6.5in. Practically a dicklet on this board where everyone is 7in+.
6'2", but i'm mogged by my 6'3" straightcrush
My mom keeps pressuring me into doing something productive with my life. This is like rape. She's raping me
famali gay season 24
>>83983468Do NOT talk about Family Gay. This is an AMERICAN DAD ONLY thread. >Good morning r9gay
>>83983474can you be my stan? i might transition and may turn into francine
>>83983206>>83981500>>83981524Alright I'm still awake and replying. So, me (straightoid) friend (gay) have been friends for a very long time -- near a decade. We're both somewhat emotionally intelligent, but our retard rage takes over like once every four years. Him being a gayboy has very little to do with our friendship, and really, he has kind of changed my views on a lot of things in good ways. I've also changed his mind too, but we've grown together rather than apart. It's a very deep friendship that I cherish.For reference I'm 26 and he's 24. We both live with our parents and work horseshit jobs because /r9k/. Neither of us have many friends outside each other so we often spend weekends together writing our mutual novels (both writers, too) or hanging out outside.Three months ago my my mind was in really bad place. Like, really bad. But not enough to harm myself, just to where it's all I wanted to and thought about doing. My friend also deals with some form of mental illness, but awhile ago we both agreed: "If you feel like you're not safe to be alone tell me, but don't tease about it like a bitch." I guess that means don't say shit like, "Ohhhh dude I'm gonna take SO many pills/blow my head off!" to each other. Feelings = okay to talk about but scary empty threats are really upsetting (naturally).So I texted him -- and frankly I was explicit about this -- that I am going to take like 10 benadryl to FALL ASLEEP because part of my disorder comes with crazzzzy energy at night when I should sleep. Benadryl lol btw. Anyway, that amount of diphenadramine Idk is even enough to trip. It's harmless. It's too much but it's harmless. My friend FREAKED out and texted my parents. He thinks I just tried to hurt myself and didn't tell him. NOT THE CASE. Doesn't matter. Parents flip about me trying to sleep. Friend has told me he'll reach out sometime in March, and I'm fucking retarded, and heartbroken, and confused. I hate people abandoning. Fuck, I'm sorry lads
>>83983336I am 5"3, and it has one hundred percent affected me especially when younger, but it doesnt matter for gay men in the terms of sex really. It is more daily life that it is annoying i feel, mind i havent had sex to prove my theory yet.
>>83983666perfect height if you're bwc top
>>83983336>How tall are you?5'11>Has your height meaningfully affected your life?very much yes, its more like if i was shorter it would have effected me, but thank god i am alrightlike whenever i see "oh, he is TALL" or "god why am i short , i am gonna die virgin", i get really relieved moreover my arms and legs are proportionally long too, so it did helped me get into sports and stuff much easily>Does height even matter for gay men?uhhh, in theory not really, but some "tops" really want a short cutie - patootie(more like a replacement for a girl)and some "bottoms" really like tall men for the same reasons women like tall men
tall chubby bottom x lanky shorter top
>>83983336>How tall are you?unironically 6'5>Has your height meaningfully affected your life? growing up as one of the tallest kids in school was always a little awkward, but i was also an awkward kid. people asking me how tall i am and all sorts of follow up questions happens quite a bit, but no real issues.. i suppose you learn to live around a lot little issues involving legroom/headroom though.>Does height even matter for gay men?maybe for some, to an extent? i do get messages from people that seem like they were a little shocked to read that on my profile, and i think a lot of them tend to expect me to be more dominant than i actually am
>>83983496No, but you can be the Klaus to my Roger
>>83983395>go into the gay thread>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHYYY ARE GAYSSS HERElil bro really fighting his own dragons.
>>83984001idgi sorry, it's awkward now
>>83984101This entire board is now gay you faggots have ruined it
>>83981966would you lick a clean toilet? probably not. and toilets dont MAKE the poop. as soon as you "clean" it -- not that a spray of water cleans much but even if it did -- it starts making more poop. thats cause thats what the anus does.if you lived on IV drip nutrients for two weeks then you might be clean. but it still wouldnt be a good idea to drive up a wrong way street, because it causes irreparable damage in the long run.if you want to see gross, i could start talking about what happens to people who go up the bum on the regular after ten years or so. THATS gross. you gonna be shoppin in the senior aisle long before your time. and if you dont know what i mean, well, take my advice and dont find out.
>>83984360>board now made up of zoomers and likely some underage& gen As>generations that have way more lgbt % vs other generations (or just aren't repressing it like the older gens did) >board is now gayhmmm I wonder what happened?
>>83983395>>83984101but whyd he post a troon hate image? he keeps doing this and it doesnt make any sense.
>>83984422because its a troll or deranged right-winger who thinks everyone lgbt is the same.
Guys look at this https://gradient.horse/
>>83984422>gays against groomers esque faggot shocked upon discovering that chuds do not, in fact, see troons as different from him despite how respectable he thinks he is
>>83983535>take like 10 benadryl to FALL ASLEEP because part of my disorder comes with crazzzzy energy at night when I should sleepyou sit inside all day, you have too much energy at night. thats not a disorder thats how human beings are supposed to work. either take a four hour walk or smoke a bit of weed. problem solved. taking pills past the recommended dosage is quite dangerous in many cases; tylenol for example is dangerous and even kills you with surprisingly small amounts (like half a bottle of pills or something but still). i think your friend can be forgiven for not knowing the difference between one pill and another, especially considering your phrasing sounds exactly like sui baiting. also, why tf does your friend have your parents' number? if he called the police that would be one thing but like what? you need to move tf out. if i still lived with my parents at 26 id probably be miserable as fuckaroo too. move to cheap city like pittsburgh, indianapolis, jacksonville where a basic job can pay your bills easily, or else go to college and move that way. college is piss easy these days in the humanities and if you like writing anyway it should be a breeze. inb4 muh debt -- you should take out whatever loans you need to in order to escape the misery youre in. dont nail yourself to a cross over whats like 200k max and probably much much less, and once youre past a certain age (i forget what) your parents' income stops counting against you for financial aid awards which basically means youll get tons. i would look into it. but i would try to move out first before anything else.
>>83984482dont call me the f word or ill punch you in the nose and eyes multiple times
I'm thinking about about talking the homopill and self-esteemmaxxing with grindr.What should i do and not do?
>>83984497First of all, you shouldn't seek external validation where even if you get it, it would just be a temporary fix, also because it's not a way you want to get it naturallyWhat you should do is fucking off from a gay thread far away, potential bishitter
>>83983336>thread known for being full of midgets>height themed >all of a sudden everypne is over 6'Inderezdin
>>83984589Actually good advice in this thread for once
>>83983666>>83983351Being under 6ft tall as a top gives you subhuman status and no bottom will ever look in your direction or have sex with you and you might as well just give up on ever having a relationship because it was over the day you were born based on your genetics.
>>83984475holy shi bro this is cool af, thanks made me smile
>>83984497bro fym take the homopill, if you are not gay you will probably regret this later in life >>83984589exactly what this fella is saying dont indulge in gay bullshit to increase your self esteem, you are gonna damage it more after your realize you needed to do something with a guy in order to feel good about yourselfand this is coming from a fag himself. you can do better bro, take a break from this board too many fags here you will be just more tempted
I wonder if any alphies are reading this right now. I want an alphie husband
>>83983336im like 5'10 i kinda wish i was shorter but then around my normie freinds i wish i was taller
I wonder if things will get better. I'm stuck in a dead end job at the moment that's really taking a toll on my mental, I can't handle it and I want to shut myself away from the whole world but I cannot. It's doomed for me, I'm calling in sick tomorrow and then getting signed off work. I'm just feeling very icky and coming here to rant which is actually quite stupid BUT I hope you all are doing well.
>>83984888a bit unorthodox but i can see it
>>83985019a toll on your mental what? i think you dropped a word.
>>83983336I'm a bit over 5'11" but in my humble I round down
>>83985074these two are a cute couple almost as cute as cookie and clav together
>>83985019Bro has a private discord server with 1000+ simps at his beck and call and still crying like a bitch over his life being hard
>>83983678How big does a wc need to be to be a bwc? Serious question.>>83984756Wrong. There is a very clear subsection whose main gimmick is wanting to be fucked by a shorter guy you just need to target them, and thats assuming your past the hard zone of i'd say 5'4 where you are at mainly fetish height. If your above that you can definitely find someone, at least a big fat old guy for at least a hookup if you tryand dont live in rural wyoming.
>>83985019Life is kind of like a tough game where you start with 100hp and you take a lot of chip damage at first because you suck ass. The lost HP never recovers, but you get better and better at the game. At some point you're skillfully clearing entire levels without a single point of damage. By then you're already almost out of health.I guess, life gets harder and harder as it goes on, but you also get stronger and better at dealing with it.
>>83985019Youre an attractive young twink who has both a boyfriend and a stable job you retarded faggot. You have it better than 99% of the people on this board
>>83984497>get a gay boyfriend>gain confidence from having a boyfriend>women start being attracted to you now that you're no longer a loser >leave your bf for a foidMany such cases
>>83985184Wrong there is no gay bottom demographic that is attracted to short tops they all want tall chads and anything else is weak cope
>>83984334No hope for a tru American Dad cel like myself ...
>>83985299you think you're a roger but you're actually a steve
>>83984888Look I don't like furries and monster fuckers as is but going for alf, really? That's like bottom of the barrel bad tasteeven among trash
>>83985403>cute boyfriendhaver shotaI'll take it
>>83985443yeah. snot would be perfect for you. be thankful i don't demote you further, to jeff status.
Sometimes I'm too tired or lazy to shower right away after the gym, usually because I eat when I get back or because the toilet is taken, and then it takes me a while to get myself to go. If I get too lazy I'll just get a bf to bathe me instead of doing it myself.
>>83985462>yeah. snot would be perfect for you. You say that like Snot is a shitty option. What's wrong with him?
>>83985184any size that mogs mine or even equal, i think it's a bwc if it's 6+ inches
>>83985533cmon dadanon.. his name is snot
8 inches is average length anything below 8 inches is a tiny white pecker for pathetic coping timmycels and I'm speaking from experience as the owner of a 6.5 inch tiny white clitty
I miss my nerdy fit straight buddy, he has a big one and it hanged nicely and low and filled the bulge fine, was probably close to 8 inches
Eating a buldak ramen rn. A toxic sludge, proven to be carcinogenic, both for how it's made and how spicy it is. I can handle some heat, but how come Korean GODS eat that shit on regular and don't get sick while I'm currently drooling like a retard, snotting, my sinuses are clear again, my lips are hot and numb and stain everything they touch, my eyes are watery and my tummy will have a URGHH moment soon. Why do I as a timmycel can't compete when it come to spices to Gochujang-kun? He needs some milk.
>>83985144I wouldn't say they're simps though anon, not in the slightest.>>83985213It's definitely taking time and a lot of pain to get there though, I don't know how much I have left in me.>>83985252It's still a struggle however. Maybe it's just me being an immature cunt, maybe I'm retarded and a huge man child. I may have a few things going well for me in life and I'm grateful for that but the shit things are still shit.
Could someone please tell me everything is going to be okay? it would help me a lot right now
>>83986179Discord e thot crying for attention?
>>83986201It'll all be OK. Hopefully>>83986202Fail to see how I'm a discord ethot anon. I'm anything but the sort?
Does anyone remember when jonah posted his feet
>>83986211Discord e thot with 1k simps in his dms and server crying about how hard life is while being a sexhaver and a bf haver
>>83986179you are the perfect cute bwc twink domtop, your life is gonna be okay
Can jonah even top with no legs? How is going to thrust?
he has a bf and big penis, while you have both your feet and can't thrust into anyonedo what you want with those facts
>>83986268I'm not a thot, my dms are closed and I don't have simps. I don't want simps regardless, I want friends.>>83986379It'll be OK eventually yeah!>>83986388With the stump.
>>83987132You're a sexhaving fraudcel with a simp army and you're fooling no one
No fast food, going to cook today. Maybe even some hash browns as sides if I want to get fancy (and the fact that the meat only meals don't stay with me and I'm hungry again two hours later)
>>83983351>Same height as Nickthat lil nigga is 5'7 max
okay so I made a tumblr because of the chat people were having a few threads ago and I don't have a clue how to do anything. Such a confusing website and trying to find people to follow is really hard let alone finding people to chat with, or even worse yet knowing what to post myself.
>>83987671it's a shitty outdated website
>>83987444I'm literally the same height (5'7), same age, half hispanic, and still a virgin. I think he might be the straight version of me.
>tfw no bf with feminine footsies
>>83987671I sense a few schizo wall of text response coming be careful
>>83988050Do gay people view nick fuentes as straight but straight people view him as gay?
>>83987671i havent really touched it, it didnt really capture my attention or what i want to do. i already struggle to post on any social media let alone ones that arent anonymous desu.
>>83985841if you live in pittsburgh you can be paying 875 rent aka 10kish a year and making 30k easily from literally any any any job bc target still pays 14-16 there. but the place in my screenshot after the post you replied to is a 5 min walk from several enormous hospitals, so if you wanted to make more you could go into literally anything healthcare related and be golden. i personally sell things from thrift stores on the internet, but i used to live in pittsburgh paying 500 rent for half of a 2bdr and making 1k a month at 8/hr at a cafe. that job now would pay 12-14 at absolute lowest and rent is still basically the same as it was 10 yrs ago. tips paid for my food, utilities were maybe another hundred, health insurance 60. so i even had weed money. there are also numerous quite large universities in that area as i said, so its a great place to be a grad student which in stem pays like 30k a year everywhere...grad student in pittsburgh making 30k, easy life, grad student in nyc making 30k, fucking hard time. less familiar with jacksonville/indianapolis, probably a little harder there as you likely need a car. pittsburgh though is literally the cheap walkable city everyone wants. its just that the houses are a little ugly and its 8 hours from anywhere else. as far as "le careeeeer" dont care shut up dont ask me i dont know and i dont want to know i'm in business, i know how to have an excellent and easy time while paying my bills and having a little left over and plenty of time to do whatever i like, careeeeers as far as i can tell are horse pucky misery machines unless its something you like, like being a doctor. but you will never catch me on my butt in an office having a boss and being mad about it.
>>83988199nick is only gay to the people who dont like him lol
>>83987316your rain's turned into snow and it's falling in manhattan as we speak. the whole tri state area is about to get 16+ inches, i really have no idea how much as 16+ is where the charts top out it seems. theyve got the plowers out already, probably going to be plowing in shifts and circuits the whole night long. never seen this level of all hands on deck for snow in my lifetime.
>>83988199No. I'm gay and I recognize Nick as gay. Delusional people think he's straight
>>83983336gave my e-bf a vr blowjob which synched with his lovense and he made lots of noises and came and it was very hot now time to sleep
>>83988009if having full html edit power over your page is outdated call me avuncular. nothing else has that. its also the only place where you can ask people questions anonymously, tho some people turn the feature off. >>83988267>>83987671its not like a bang bang now now now type of thing. be patience. many just use it as sort of a notebook, putting things they'd like to remember for themselves with tags just to help them organize. if youse or anyone else wants to tells mes something youre interested ins, ill do some looking and report. annie may, viddie game, or whatever sorts of things youse is lookins ats.
>>83988199He rejected a cute guy so he's either straight, or wants to be seen as straight. Anyway, he's still ahead of me because I never had a date.
>>83988341im gay, delusional and nick fuentes is much straighter than me
>>83988337we barely even got any snow here, just a dusting. The snow we got about a month ago with like 16-18 inches and that was as much snow as we got since like 1998.
Is Brian Griffin Seth McFarlane's fursona
>>83988394Who was the cute guy?
>>83988406yeaaah we gettin another of those right now and the previous snow is still half piled up. coldest winter in the northeast since 1977 or something. car was stuck for like a week last time. at least i have shrimp to entertain me.
>>83988446Yeah we had the 3 weeks or so of cold temps too, except it's been warmed up for a bit and all the snow has melted.
>>83988390/2 for example i knows theres an anons here who be posting transformerses robots alls the time and it dont take too long at all to find very popular things up his alley, this was posted yesterday and is doing numbers soo if he just copied his posts from here to tumblr he would probably meet some fellow transformers liking fellows pretty quick. but youll have to tell me what youre into yourself, unless youre him.
>>83988460this one isnt as chilly of a snow, its heavier and wetter and i dont have the sense that it will stick around as long as the previous. but still...it could be a ton supposedly.
>>83988501the heavy wet stuff is the worst because its so hard to shovel, this past stuff wasn't so bad even though it was a lot of it. Got my driveway cleared off in a couple hours which given my fatness and laziness is actually saying something.
>>83988523i dont think ive ever shoveled a driveway. when it would snow when i was in highschool i would wake up at like 8 or whatever and be like "oh let me help" and my mom wouldve started at 6 and would already be done lol.
>>83988471/3and more relevantly to present thread discussion...this is icky as hell to me but there you go.
not that i know that that's a guy even. but anyway. there you have it. or something anyway.
>>83988568Fuentes legitimately is a smart guy, the only people who watch him are retards
>>83988541When I was younger my grandfather would do it. I was supposed to from around age 12 or so but I was always wait so long if he could brave the roads to get over here he'd do it, well I'd go out and do a paltry bit for appearances.My mom would never drive unless the roads were 100% clear neither, so even if I did shovel it out she wouldn't actually go anywhere.
>>83988580thats sensible really. not driving in the snow i mean. tires and cars have gotten a lot better too, and even so i was sliding a little braking coming back just now from dropping off the guy i met from south africa. we shared a strange indian pizza cause everything else was closed due to impending snow, even white castle, which is 24/7 usually. he'd only seen snow twice in his life before and moved here between two enormous snowstorms, the most of my life anyway. some luck. he got rejected from working at target bc he said he had to double check his transport when they asked him if he had reliable transportation. as i keep saying to anons here and elsewhere, answer that question yes and say nothing but yes, no matter what. theyre not gonna ask you about the details, they just want to hear "yes i have reliable transportation." just figure it out after, cause you aint gettin the job if you say anything but a flat yes. i told him this beforehand even, but he didnt listen!
>>83988635I have driven in snow before, it isn't fun and is nerve wrecking. Given a choice I'm staying home too.
>>83988657i got a 48ct thing of chewy bars, a thing of peanut butter and a thing of cheezits from wailmart. just started a new char in turtlewow as well. snow party like its 2006. "xectomy" on telabim horde, only level 7 so far so you could catch up quick if you wanted.
>>83988801literally said in my post. read it again.
>>83988415No. Jasper is
>>83988842nice job framing up a random person crazy pants
>>83988842Why would you include his dead grandpa? What's wrong with you dude?
>>83988897>>83988908I'm really confused. As far as I can tell he shared a bunch of personal stuff and random thoughts, which you meticulously collected, and now you're trying to ruin HIS life. You might think his advice is bad, but he certainly seems to be following it himself. Assuming you're right, that is, and you aren't putting some random guy in the internet's crosshairs.
tl;dr What's happening?
>>83988935I ctrl-F'd firearms in that thread and got nothing. The thing you titled firearms in your image there doesn't talk about firearms at all either. What are you talking about?
>>83988942What's the pittsburg shill? That doesn't really explain it
>>83988968Can you point to a specific post where you think he's saying that please? I'm not even sure why you think all these posts are the same person. Just because they're all in lowercase?
>>83988933dunnowanna take off our pants and watch Harry Potter 1-3
nta but i would, if we can play strip chess also. just watching things makes my brain itch these days. plus its thematic. and then snakes and ladders for the second.
i havent played chess in like ten years but ill wear a lot of layers
>>83989505I never liked harry potter thought it was too gay for my taste but a naked movie night with a bf does sound nice
my rule is, if you nix you gotta pick.
thats so cringe they dont all bend over to show how powerful and respected that nick fuentes is. they're a bunch of clowns and moronic sheep compared to m to him, they should be embarassed at their behavior. i nick fuentes is a god compared to these incoherent futile short lived ape men that rely on their longer bones for some sort of status boost. assholes.
>>83990002he wont let me on his show so hes a coward like all the rest
its interesting like how this thread is doing anything but discussing height
so do you guys fuck each other or what?
>>83990128what do you mean? how to gain it? shoes. how to lose it? cant. i like someone taller. i like someone shorter. i like someone really tall. i like munchkins. i like someone exactly the same inches so our noses bump point to point. there, i think weve covered every single base.
I saw a 7 foot guy at costco
>>83990183wow, hes almost an octopus. did he use all of them to walk?
def not just salty cuz im btwn two memes at 68
>>83990291idgi, you're saying you wanna be dped or spitroasted by barack and zack galifismth?
>>83990400i swear i used to be 67 inches but i must have grown another at some point in my late twenties. i miss out on everything.
anyone seen pixlschizo?
>>83990438post your 6 or 7 inches slut
>>83990548you want to see my peepee?? anon....
>>83990587i want to everyone's penises. six seven!
why do you all talk like you know each other when this is supposed to be an anonymous board?
>>83990615soulmates probably met in previous life or current or gonna do that soon enough
>>83990615regulars that only post here about how upset they are everyone else gets a bf but then never go outside themselves so they just obsess about other posters
>>83988471>for example i knows theres an anons here who be posting transformerses robots alls the time and it dont take too long at all to find very popular things up his alley, this was posted yesterday and is doing numbers soo if he just copied his posts from here to tumblr he would probably meet some fellow transformers liking fellows pretty quick.Hello that's me hi hello hi
Every single poster in this thread is just a straight robot in denial, larping as gay for attention. Real gays get laid constantly on Grindr and other apps. Even the ugly ones because the demand for both tops and bottoms is insane. But here on /r9gay/? It's endless "gaycel" cope, imagined rejection, and "tfw no boyfriend" whining that looks exactly like the tfw no gf threads all over again. You're not gay, you're just porn-fried incels who ran out of straight content and now jerk off to femboys and traps while telling yourselves "it's gay even though they look 99% female." Actual homosexuals don't rot in containment threads crying about tops ghosting them on discord. They go outside, touch grass, get railed, and repeat. You lot are just heterosexuals with delusions, projecting your failure onto some invented gay version of the blackpill.
I want to get better but I endlessly struggle with motivation, my self esteem is almost nonexistent so I don't feel the need to do anything to make me feel better, I can do things under pressure but all the self improvement generals are gone, I wish I could do better, I want to get better, but I'm just a weak faggot crying because I couldn't get out of bed in 2 days, I don't want to be like this, I want a better life, I want to change for better I can bear the paint, what really hurts is my inability to change, knowing I'm so weak, I should be better but I'm here, stuck in this bed as usual
So many typos, I don't want to phonepost, I want to get on my pc, I so useless I can't even do something as simple as sittingo on the desk, I really want to but I can't move my body, I'm starving, I brought this upon myself.
>>83991343why did you use chatgpt to write this
>>83991454I used Grok, actually. I asked it to write a bait post for /r9gay/ and this is what it came up with.
>>83991389>>83991414the motivation can be the knowledge that you'll feel that much better after having done one of those things. it's a cyclical thing where the biggest challenge is just getting the ball rolling and your esteem can improve with the satisfaction of having pushed yourself to do these things and enjoying the reward of feeling clean, or having a cleaner environment and so on.
>>83991343My social anxiety is so bad I can't flirt with guys, I'm aware I'm a volcel since I know I could get dates if I actually tried to flirt, I know I could get access to sex by simply installing a dating app, I know I'm not that ugly, it's just the anxiety and the whole aspect of socializing I'm afraid of.I can't even use voice chat in videogames, I don't have any close friends, I tried going to a gay bar once, I spent 20 minutes in a corner feeling overwhelmed by the loud music and panicking because I was surrounded by strangers, I'm 33 years old, I'll probably stay virgin until I die, I'm an autistic coward.
This thread smells of curry. Holy shit >>83990535
>>83991510wait i didnt post this...
>>83983336every guy ive dated has been shorter than me and had a smaller dick than me. i am still a virgin
waow everyone must be sleeping in late with their bf after a long weekend
>page 10jesus. it seems it really ISNT cute to be gay anymore.
>>83983336None of those guys are attractive by female standards and they are almost all wearing lifts and suspiciously clunky shoes
>>83990844hello. i never quite got the transformers thing but i guess i can see it in like a "everyone feels too big sometimes" kind of way?
i did have several episodes of the old show on vhs as a kid and it was pretty funny though...
>>83991343>Real gays get laid constantly on Grindrthis is kind of exactly the problem though. i dont want to touch a pp thats ever been in a pooper which means i cant trust basically anyone because its been so normalized. i would probably just end up in a huge argument about it with anyone from an app or at a club. heck i end up in arguments about it here often enough and for most here it's only theoretical.
>>83991414>>83991389throw phone across room sleep until healed
>>83993364They all also have thick BWC and high libidos
>>83993475>i dont want to touch a pp thats ever been in a pooperwaow so when u finally have sexo you'll never touch the same guy again thats such a weird hang up anon
>>83993364imagine missing the actual biggest turnoff in that picture completely (their horrible carrot shaped tapered pants)thats the actual reason their shoes look "clunky" -- their pants silhouettes all narrow down to the ankle, which makes their shoes look enormous, sort of like the ponzo illusion. its like how chicks will cinch their waist narrow to make their butt look bigger in comparison, except its not on purpose. i have no idea why "menswear" has been stuck on these horrible tightpants since like 2011, it just doesnt look good on anyone who isnt a bone thin model and even then its eh imo. it looks absolutely ridiculous on muscle guys who tend to have a "legs too skinny for body" disproportion problem in the first place ("skipped leg day" is a phrase you might have heard.)well actually some their shoes are also just chunky and clunky, the guy on the left especially, but that kind of hoka ugliness is pretty much default guyshoes at this point sadly. guy in the pink is the closest to ok in terms of fit, you can see there is some play in the pants down by the shins but they still end a little weirdly high and make his upper body look like a bulging ice cream cone. if he had looser, wider legged pants that were two inches longer it would be a pretty classic lounge look.
>>83993542??? no i just wouldnt do the horrible thing youre calling "sex" lol, poop is le gross im not sure why thats such a novel concept. must i paint you a picture?
>>83993489for you a good tumblr search would be "joon baba" im not even sure how i found that one(my censoring lol tumblrs auto pp filter bot must be on vacay)
lot of the ppl in that tag are on the dl in iran so you know they have huge balls to even be posting, like come at me ayatollah
>>83993583>their horrible carrot shaped tapered pants) Those are slim fit not tapered. The guy in the left center is skinny fit>their shoes look "clunky"No its because they wear lifts and high stack shoes. You can clearly see multiple 2-2.5" shoe heels in this photo alone.Everything else you mentioned is just complaints about current fashion trends . Their fashion isnt the problem.. its their shitty genes, severe insecurity, and low iq. Its why they can only pay to have sex with women and worship money. They're all just CIA groomed faggots
>>83993664Thank you, that was unnecessary. BC is indeed big. Why does everyone has a BC nowadays damn
>>83993711its not a current trend, cute city guys are all wearing wide leg jeans just long enough to get a little rippy at the back. the tightpants are a 2011 online "menswear" guy thing that has become cenented as "what pants are" for a lot of guys. and also, even if it were the current trend, that doesnt mean every trend is for everybody. if youre from kenya and shaped like an xray style stickman then skinny tight clothes all over looks good, if youre a gym rat leg day skipper then it absolutely does not, your upper body ends up too big for your lower. you need to add visual size to the lower half with wider leg pants to bring things into proportion. visual proportion and sensibleness are independent of "trends" and guide which trends you can do if you want & which you should just leave alone if they dont work for you. not that, again, skinny suit pants are a present "trend," but nonetheless.also, what most of them actually are is just roiders who skip leg day and dont get much cardio in either. this means they have a lot of mass that theyre carrying on literally weak legs and feet -- meaning they probably actually need squishy hoka type shoes and orthotic dr scholl insoles so that their feet arent killing them. why else do you think this type of guy is always on a couch or in a chair? they literally sit down to worm out? i could beat any of them by a mile in a two mile uphill hike, and im not sure it would even be safe for them to try cause theyre so top heavy, high slip & fall or ankle twist risk from all that weight.
>>83991389Not the tops cause there's way more tops then bottoms and bottoms have higher standards so most tops struggle to have sex at all
>>83993741i dont think his is actually that big -- my censor bar is a bit bigger than the meat, plus anything near the edge of a pic gets stretched out longer, and by more than youd probably think. compare OP's pic -- look at the leftmost foot of the guy on the far left, its getting taffypulled hard. so if you want to make your meat look enormous, frame it just at the edge of your cock shot, the tip crossing over the edge of the frame slightly for max effect.
>>83990128Majority of the thread is gay bottoms and height has no effect on bottoming so there's no reason for them to discuss it since all of them are vocels regardless of height
>>83993821>they literally sit down to worm out?I can only assume you meant WORK out. Please fucking proofread before you post, it's seriously disrespectful to make us do it for you.
>>83993842i literally wanted you in me like yesterday
Is anyone else here totally gay IRL, but able to enjoy straight content in visual novels? I feel like Ive been conditioned into a sort of anime prison-heterosexuality by eroge. I find real women repulsive, but I can coom to certain VN sex scenes if the scenario arouses me, despite a vagina.
>>83993889Wrong if this was true you would have been in my dms but you're not because you were too busy lusting over chad because I'm a manlet clittycel who can never have sex because of my small penis and short height
>>83993920why would you post such a vile and repulsive image? youre absolutely horrible. i doubt you were always this way but you need a serious detox and time to think.
>>83993932well yes! but you left me on read, bitch. you're a cute guy
>>83993937I posted one of the tamer CGs from that game...
>>83993941Never left a bitch on read I am the one who gets left on read I had to ask my friends if it's normal for someone to not respond in 6 months time or does that mean they ghosted me
>>83993986i'd have never left you on read for 6 months the most would be 2. i love cute short tops.
>>83994067>Gay bottom puts beta male orbiter simp manlet tops on read for 2 months while he's busy having sex with chad
>>83994089i had a rough childhood bitch i don't know what it means to have a stable household and how to stay sane in one. i'd have never dropped a beta orbiter because i want bf.
>>83994135Okay no one asked though and you never dmed me because I'm an ugly manlet penislet and you don't know me and were never in my dms and I will never have sex due to ugliness
>>83994157PLEASE YOU'RE PERFECT BABY hve gex with me my perfect stranger.
>>83994217What country you in then for gex?
>>83993955are you like bragging about how awful you are? why? do you think any relationship could work when this is what you immerse yourself in? there was a certain screenshotted post from /b/ long long ago, the name of which i won't mention, but it was essentially a greentext of a guy pushing his partner to do more and more freaky stuff until one day there was a thing that was just too far and it was all over in an instant, and he was crying, crying, crying in the thread about not knowing why he did it, not knowing why he did any of it, how when they were first together it was amazing and he didn't know why he kept pushing and pushing and pushing until the breaking point, which you very likely are already far past in terms of what you're looking at. and then it was all over in an instant. "why? why? why? why? why did i do it? what's wrong with me? everything we had was for fucking nothing. why? why?" -- that post haunts me. it was one of those rare ones that was truly raw, like someone tearing off their skin and flesh in chunks and shreds. it also haunts me because i know why. it's not any grand why -- it's just because of fucking nasty liferuining internet junk. and there are people -- the worst people -- who try to push and spread that vile nastiness because they know it ruins people's lives just like that. they are no-hopers who have nothing left but to try and put that shit in front of young people and destroy them. the only grain of sympathy they deserve is that most likely their lives were ruined the same way, but it doesnt mean they deserve to walk free around other human beings. and what we see on the public internet -- like the horrible thing you posted -- is only a sliver of the horribleness that they try to involve others in on discords and in private chats.
>>83993955i'm not saying you're one of those people, but you did post that awful image, so you might be. you might know exactly what you're doing, baiting with a "cute" post and then following it up with sick sick shit. if so -- people like you are the reason why the internet as we knew it will not be sustainable. you will never stop trying to drag other people -- especially young people - into your black pit of no-hope despair. the only options going forward are for people who do what you do to be imprisoned or for internet access to require a license like driving so that you cannot get to young people. both of these will require a far more locked-down and surveilled internet, which is a tragedy, because the free & open internet has been so amazing in so many ways.but you will ruin it. you can't stop yourself. you have to ruin everything. you are like that person in that post from old /b/. maybe you ARE that person, and your regret didn't last, and now, having ruined your young love, you have nothing left but to try to ruin other people.but maybe you're not that person. after all, there are many such -- like the sickos who make the "games" you're playing. then again, you could also have made it yourself. you never can know here.but regardless of all that, i think there is a crumb of hope for you yet. delete it all, and never look back. do it now. there will come a day when those who do what you just did are dealt with the hard way, and, like doomsday, then, whatever crumb of eventual hope you might still hold will no longer matter. you will be held to account for what you have done and the filth you have spread. i don't know when that day will come, but inshallah it will be soon.
>>83994228the biggest cunt in the world.
>>83994250>>83994270I'm not bragging about how awful I am. My post was literally about how I'm able to separate what I consume in eroge from my real tastes. There are far worse posts in the catalog out right now. Calm down, faggot.
>>83994279Demographically or physically? so you're either in india or russia not great options
>>83994347if you are being honest in this post, listen to me carefully. you are headed for a fall. if you do get into a relationship with someone, you are very likely to ruin it, or at the very least to leave scars that will not heal. you think you won't, but you will. turn back now before that day. i will not be replying further, because i have said all that there is to say.
fast food day again, taco bell this time. control myself and got slightly less food though I know I'm going to be hungry again real soon.
>>83994370>you will ruin a relationship if you dont become a retarded moralfagWhy would I want to be in a relationship with a reactionary like yourself? My FBF will masturbate to edgy but intellectually enriching eroge with me.
Growling pissrat demon morr
>>83993821Im not reading all that, sorry bro
im 4'11 and desu i feel like im not taken seriously by other people
>>83994451will possums really attack bunnies? I thought they normally ate like berries and nuts (and trash in urban areas) and only ate meat as carrion
>>83994458Bottom or top is the question cause if you bottom height literally does not matter
>>83994487He said he feels like he isnt taken seriously by other people, not that he cant get a boyfriend.
>>83994406do you prefer a soft or a hard taco? do you get chicken, beef, or crispy pork? i havent been to tb in a while so i forget if they still have all those.
>>83994473probly was just pissing him off thumping all about about wiggling its nose and shiet YOMCH in the butt
>>83994361no one sane enough cares or thinks about india in that context. bby are you high?
>>83994504Pretty sure india is the biggest demographic by population doesn't everyone know this by now with how many pajeet immigrants everywhere has?>>83994496He can be taken serious by tops and his bf if he's a bottom since height doesn't matter
this cartoonishly cute creature on the other hand is 1/3 the weight of the average rabbit and yet is an extremely voracious predator of them...
>>83994498hard shell taco, beef. They actually filled these tacos to the brim when normally they leave half of the shell unfilled.
>>83994473Possums will kill anything that moves
>>83994531put the pajeetpill down please, no one brought it up this whole thread but you.
>>83994559have you tried chipotle ever? i didnt for a long time cause it seemed annoying but rn theres free chips n queso if you order pickup online which is normally like five bucks. three tacos with steak, rice and cheese there is 11.20, but theyre bigger i think. i would also get black beans, red and green sauces, sour cream, lettuce and fajita veggies but idk your preferences there.they always fill em full at chipot in my experience, though theres kind of a trick to ordering there -- if you order online & they can see everything that's going in it from the start, theyll do smaller scoops of rice, meats & beans so they can fit in the veggies and other stuff without overflowing. however if you go inside and order in person, you say the the things you want only one by one while the guy slides the prep thing from station to station along the line. that way, they dont know everything thats gonna be in it from the start, and they do full size scoops of rice, meats and beans, plus full scoops of all the other stuff when you get to those, and it ends up really enormous...and if youre getting a burrito it can get to be too much to roll & close it up properly, and theyre more likely to tear the tortilla trying to close it, which means theyll wrap a second tortilla around the whole thing. so you can get a burrito thats basically double the size ordering in person vs online. it works the same way at subway except its not like they add a second bread lol they just wrap it up even if its so full its basically open faced. i havent been to subway in a while but i used to be like, yes that meat please, that cheese, and then at the veggie station i would be like "all of them please" and the guy would be like "what" and i would be like "all the vegetables please" and he would be like uhhh & stare at it for a second and then it would end up this enormously overfull sandwich. used to be a great deal when it was like 6.95 for a footlong italian combo, plus i would tip a dollar.
>>83994559oh but the chipotle steak is real big pieces of it which maybe doesnt work so well in a taco structurally, idk, however the carnitas one is tastier imo and more though and one with carnitas is two dollars less than the steak one.
>>83994694No, even though there's one in town now. Maybe I will one day. I would have no idea what to get though and I have very little spice tolerance.
>>83994705>however the carnitas one is tastier imo and more though and one with carnitas is two dollars less than the steak one.oops i meant "however the carnitas one is tastier imo and more *SHREDDED* and one with carnitas is two dollars less than the steak one."that was an especially structurally problematic mistype right there lol...not even sure how it ended up that way. might have meant to type "thoroughly shredded" and my thoughts outran my fingers.
>>83994731oh i see plenty of ppl going in and just getting a paper tray "burrito bowl" with nothing but white rice, meat and cheese. they know about midwestern taste so the meat isnt spicy at all, rather bland if anything, all the spice is in the red and green sauce if you opt for those. often its these tall gym dressed white dudes getting double meat too.... much respect that you prefer tacos to "bowls" -- i especially dont like the paper ones, they look just horribly gross to me if theres anything but very dry food involved, like how i really really hate seeing ketchup smears on a paper plate.
crackas love saying certain words online cause they know ranveer would end them irl
>>83994612It's just facts also I'm still waiting for the sex I was promised as an ugly manlet top with a tiny white pecker
>>83994788this is the janny on /ck/?
>>83994731though i will say i dont think ive ever seen anyone actually get the tacos at chipotle, and over the course of 10 yrs of going there occasionally ive seen it get to where almost every single person is getting a paper tray "bowl" instead of a burrito. kind of hate it and i have no idea why people do it. eating a burrito without getting your fingers sauced is a bit of an art i guess but its not exactly rocket science. only other reason ive heard is that people "dont want the carbs" from a tortilla...getting really really fed up with this whole "anti carb" thing, like sure its "empty calories" but thats better than calories from things with saturated fat and cholesterol which will clog your vessels even if youre skinny. and its not like a flour tortilla is actually "empty" the way pure sugar is, there is plenty of protein in wheat flour really. last time i ordered in person, the person on the line didnt even know how to roll a burrito up and had to call over the manager to do it lol. so if your order tacos, its quite possibly only the manager knows how, and it'll get especial attention.
>>83994813say what? is there a ck janny called ranveer?? ive just been using ranveer as the indian chad/chang/tyrone cause of these ads i see often at indian shops near me which remind me of original neon shirt chad.
its really a quite similar energy to og striding chad, though i would add>vegetarian>still twice as ripped as you
HOLY SHIT,MY CHAD RANVEER IN THE RACIST COMMUNITY, what timeline is this?his wife btw
>>83994877vegetarian? i dont think he is maybe he went for such diets for specific roles but i dont think he is a vegetarianaltho i dont follow celebs that much, so dont have much idea
all im seeing searching ranveer in the ck archives is people talking about ranveer brar's recipe site so idk what anon meant. looks tasty though, i was using swasthi's recipes but ill try some from here so thanks anon. >>83994904two for two now on named ranveer = handsome im just saying
>>83994934according to the googie he adopted a vegan diet a few years ago in preparation for a movie role, i assume to play a character who was vegan?? thats some hardcore commitment. and then i guess he liked it or just felt better and has stayed at least vegetarian. sort of lines up with my view really which is that grown men dont really need to eat much meat at all, unless youre recovering from illness or injury or engaged in strenuous physical work. then i think you do need more protein and heme iron to rebuild yourself and recover, otherwise too much meat causes little problems like kp from excess protein and large ones like arterial sclerosis from the cholesterol/sat fat. this is purely from a health perspective even aside from animal love questions.
>>83994904fuck off ranting bipedo
>>83994859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq1gSTF2oyA dont forget about dexter st jacques
>>83995005first time i heard eddie murphy was as donkey in shrek and i literally cant stop imagining its donkey saying all this
>>83995022Trannies in my car!
>>83990514Ran a way like a little bitch after getting a taste of his own medicine.Compare pic relhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79498114/#79504951to https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/75348958#75352019
>Tfw I made one post talking about india and now the entire thread is pajeet posting and BBC posting
how would you feel if you woke up in this situation?
Why does my heart feel so bad
too much cholesterol
>>83995064Everyone knows that MF is crazy and easily doxable. Everyone also knows it would only give him all day to post. Kind of a no-win situation. Still not clear to me why you think those various other posts were him in any case. Might as well take every lowercase post in these threads and say he did it.
>>83995067My childhood crush, he still and will always look amazing, and his acting is not a wooden as people say. I wish I was Anakin or his actor god damm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PpsFmx3Cfg tfw no billy bragg bf
ive always thought billy was a cute name, i think ever since i had a crush on a blond guy at summer camp named billy. ironically he accidentally wore a lot of the things cute guys intentionally wear now, silvery asics sneakers, white nike or adidas quarter socks, white or striped tshirts, cargo or denim shorts...nice look. good thing i dont remember his last name or id pore over what i could find online rn lol...
straight men should not be allowed to look and sound this gay. stolen valor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=digB_Iv8ASg
>>83995179kekmeow
Seeing meow's asshole blown out from all the BBC he's taken over the years was one of the worst moments in /r9gay/ history
>>83995323And he still had more boyfriends than you
>>83995323seems more like one of your favorites, since you keep bringing it up.
>>83995326>Bragging about having sex with black men like it's a good thingNot helping the BBC allegations chuddy>>83995330Tell that to the dude that saved the picture of his disease ridden asshole and keeps reposting it
>>83995323I've never had sex tho>>83995354I also don't have any diseases you just have meow derangement syndrome
>>83995354you are almost literally doing the exact same thing as that guy. you need to learn when to stop or you could get yourself in real trouble.
>>83995354I thought it was your job to wallow in self-pity, chuddybot. The second your usual posting stops you start bringing up bbc, meow, blacked holes, india, trannies. You will never find a bf, no one needs a broken short brown from Canada. Your nation has failed you too
>>83995367You literally bragged about giving your ex a blowjob, after breaking up with him
>>83995389I never had sex with my ex whatttt
>>83995367Meow's red asshole rash is well documented>>83995383>Brown>CanadaWhy you coming up this canadian BBC headcanon fantasy again?
>>83995399Oh yeah wait I forgot new year new you and you suddenly forget the things you shared last years
>>83995367>I've never had sex thowhy is your asshole so blown out then
>>83983336the cute guy i had a crush on is leaving teh uni at the end of this term :(
>>83995411Because you're not white and you're from Canada and also a massive unfunny spinelss backtracking bitch
>>83993955>>83993920uhhh whats the vn, for research purposes, to see how vile you are ofc desu
>>83995424>>83995411damn why are you guys fighting?>>83995415damn bro try asking him out atleast once? if he is homo too
>>83995424Never once backtracked or said I was from canada or said I was brown keep seething cause you got cucked or owned by a canadian BBC at some point though
>>83995445Yes retard, expected nothing interesting or original from you. Just kill yourself already, you life is sad if you need to come here for years and post the same boring few bits>>83995441Had to be done, cuckbot is here again
>>83995465hey now, no saying kys. there is a grain of hope inside everyone.
>>83995185Look at the themes being discussed, genuinely terrible advice mostly centered around defiance of legitimate authority figures (with zero regard for consequences), language and wording used. You already covered the punctuation bit. It's 100% him.
>>83995465Actually only been posting here for just over 1 year now so I haven't been here for years plural just a year singular
>>83995415If there is a possibility of him being gay and being mutually interested in you, try to keep in touch with him and get his socials. I've lost my uni boyfriend the sophomore year, we were not proper boyfriends btw but went places and hanged out, was told he got expelled and it was his junior year. Then we went our ways.
>>83995411That's from walking a lot because I'm fat and my ass chafes tho>>83995412I never said that I did because I didn't tho>>83995414Using toys probably
>>83995439Euphoria. Youve probably heard of it as the shit tube game, lolhttps://vndb.org/v6540It's pretty intense and edgy, but the writing is unironically very good. The themes discussed are quite interesting, too. I'd recommend it, if you can tolerate a bit of grossness.
>>83995548It's where this CG is from...
>>83995533What if it's a fungal skin infection from being a fat fuck with a hairy sweaty ass? or it's a skin infection that got transmitted from all the foreign african refugees you've been sleeping with
>>83995553It's not, you still have meow derangement syndrome and are a gross cuck
>>83995565>Posts disease ridden blown out asshole>WELL UMM ACTUALLY YOU'RE A OBSESSED KEK FOR NOT LIKING ITReminds me of the "Liking BLACK cock is the same as enjoying eating vanilla ice cream" meow simp argument
>>83995487I'm not sure if you realize this dude, but whether it's him or not, you've already committed federal felony cyberstalking by collecting and posting that information. I assume you're behind seven proxies or whatever, but I wouldn't trust anything like that these days. You had better hope he doesn't file what you posted with the FBI or you could be genuinely facing fifteen years, considering the amount of time you've been doing this and the implied threat of knowing where he lives as well as his family. I think the guy is really fucking annoying too but don't be stupid. Well it's kind of too late for that. You're kind of already on praying he doesn't report you now, because you already went way too far.
>>83995588I never said you should like it, just that making up gross cuck fantasies about me screams obsession
>>83995596Explain how your asshole got that blown out then and you saying you're attracted to BLACK men and having a blown out sex having asshole fit the narrative
>>83995616I already did you're just too busy being a cuck to understand
>>83995441>>83995511as far as i know he isnt gay, he talked about being rejected by a girl a few months ago or smthn. he has piercings tho and has jewlery, good fashion sense and seems kinda gay so he might might be bi.i have his number and text him sometimes, were going thrift shopping or something tomorrowthe thing tho he looks completely different to his id badge, i didnt get the full details but he self-improooved his way into looking like one of those tanned anime boys sometime between induction and now, he looks like the most stereotypical indian guy on his badge (i swear this is a coincidence with the thread theme) complete with the mustache. he says hes lonely and wants more friends (he still has more friends than me (which is 0)) and is dropping out because hes failing the course (which im failing harder at) and he hates the content (which i dont desu). i dont know if this 8/10 put together guy cant do it than im really fucked. also hes really cute and exactly my type and nice to talk to and he has a cool evangelion custom badge holder.
>>83984589I used to also think this. That i can live stoically, be emotionally self reliant and not need validation and attention. But I've only become more and more miserable to the point where i can no longer function.I need the validation and confirmation from other for my self esteem.>>83984881Realistically speaking I'm prolly bi and have always had a bit of bi curiousity.I don't have the puritan mindset and wouldn't feel guilt or ahame about sleeping with another guy.>>83985265This happens often?
>>83995548>>83995552i already watched the anime adaptation i just didn't recognize the cg. i guess theres more routes in the vn, all i remember distinctly is the underwater sex, the opening chair and the shit tube lol
>>83995630You taking BBC and having an infected asshole should strip you of the right to use cuck as an insult
>>83995701I have never had sex still except in your cuck imagination
>>83995722You already posted photographic proof that you had sex when you posted your non virgin blown out asshole with an std infection
>>83995757It proves nothing you're a lazy troll
>>83995595Simply exposing someone for being a hypocrite with their own words isn't a crime. Especially if he's the kind of manipulative asshole trying to ruin other peoples' lives for his own sick amusement. What goes around comes around. Deal with it!
What's the issue with PXL? I came back and everyone's pissed at him, back then his posts were few and he wasn't a focal point of these threads.
>>83995774Okay. You've exposed him as a hypocrite. Is that worth fifteen years in federal prison? What you've done is absolute a federal crime, look up the definition of cyberstalking. You've been doing it for at least two years, and the only criteria for criminality is whether or not you caused emotional harm to him or made him fear for his life, which it is completely up to him to determine. Any jury or investigator would believe him if he says he fears for his life, because what you posted looks a lot like a kill plan. Please dude. He is probably watching this thread right now, waiting for you to say more and make it worse for yourself. I know he is a piece of work but you are risking your entire life and future over this. Please.
>>83995768Sounds like you're coping after exposing fat hole
EVERY MOMENT COUNTSEVERY SECOND I CRAVEFOR A CHANCE TO EMBRACE WHAT I'M WILLING TO SAY
>>83983395why are you being so mean to Nick F!?
>>83995695The VN is much, much better than the anime adaptation. The anime adaptation is unfathomably shallow, as adaptations of eroge tend to be. Please read the VN.
>>83996427Is there even a single white person in this general
>>83996566Meow is larping as white does that count?
>>83996566If I was white I wouldn't be so poor and retarded, if I was white I could have gotten a BF long long ago
He likes me, I could just message him, I could just talk to him, it could be so easy but I'm afraid of letting him down, he's a 8/10 with a stable job, I have noting to offer and I'm living as an animal.My life is too much of a mess, I haven't showered this month, I haven't brush my teeth in weeks, the entire apartment stinks, moldy and stinky dirty clothes, cumrags that have been rotting for months, lots dirty dishes rotting, I won't even talk about the restroom, everything smells so fucking bad, the stink is so strong, what if he wants to come here? what if he ask for a kiss? my teeth are so disgusting and my mouth stinks so bad, I don't know why I even try to seek for attention when I know how I live.
I also live like an animal and want to be treated like an animal, ie someone feeds and pets me.
Big sloppa
>>83993589Bro you masturbate to socks calm your hairy tits
>>83995064If by ran like a little bitch you mean he's been posting for hours above your post then yes that's what he did lol
>>83995595R9gay fbi arc lmao. Last time I checked fbi doesn't go to new Jersey because this 5'4 butch lesbian that works at starbucks scares them off or something
>>83995800He has been spamming more and threads are more dead so there aren't any worse targets I think. He can't go 1 day without ranting about trannies, phones or young people it's boring and repetitive and even worse it's all massive walls of texts that take up the whole thread so no surprise no one likes him.
and I got the freezer cleaned out, there was a pack of pork chops from 2019 in there. I now have more room for frozen food so hopefully I switch to that instead of fast food.
hey sissies~~ whatre you sweet little sissies d0ing on this inmageboard~~? dont you know stabrucks is open sweeties~~~? lets get you sissies to the girly mall where you super sly boys can sissy ouut together~~ lets do thaaaaat~~~ yeaaaaaaahhh~~~
Do you self insert as the top or the bottom when you watch porn? Does it change with mood?
>>83998011Do you even know where that image is from you faggot larper
>>83998041ohmagawddddd,,, likeeee come on sissy~~~ dont get all pissyat me~~~ did your starbucks drink make you tinkle pee and its got you ansty girl~~~? likeee ohmigawd!! i could never... come on sissy~~~ level with me~~ ur being sooo straihght right now i srsly could never... ^_^ like..... come on sissy.........
I'd let someone sissify me if they wanted to. I'd flirted with the idea several times but always backed-off.
>>83993412>>83993430Was asleep, I'd say I like transformers because the characters are "filled with life". It's also pretty funny as you said. How is everyone doing tonight?
No matter how fun the gameplay is I can't play score chasers for longer than maybe 5 minutes. It gets boring because there is no winning, there is no goal, there is no progress. I hate endless slop so much.
>>83998259dejected how are you
>>83998138bitch ass nancy boy
>>83983336i need to move into this new house and invite men on grindr to it so they can fuck my fucking brains out
>>83998774>ha ha i typed like a low iq nigger because spiritually i am a low iq nigger
>>83998923spiritually i am an extremely femme cis man and need to be topped and bred
>>83998974By chads only right?
>>83999009hmmmmmmm femboy, sissy, ftm, mtf, maaaaybe geeks if theyre the cute kind of geeksnot rly into like dude dudes vous savez
>>83999087Kill yourself. Fuck outta here parasite.
>>83999109YEAH U ASK THE SEX QUESTION THEN R SURPRISED IM GOOD ENOUGH TO BE PICKY CHOOSEY WITH WHO GETS TO PENETRATE MY TIGHT BOOTYHOLE
Would it be insane to just take whatever classes I want and not really worry about completing a degree? I'll run out of grants and scholarships eventually but I'm not like, taking loans or paying out of pocket.
>>83999133that's a bit silly because you'll eventually run out of grant money and be stuck without a degree
>>83999133that is retarded yeah
>>83999133You can go as an undecided major and take all your university requirements classes, then choose a major and take only the classes needed for it.
>>83999125You're not good enough, you're a bishit subhuman that got lost and is now poisoning our wellYou're not picky, you're a trash heap everyone can take a part from
>>83999160i think ur just mad i didnt include (you) in that list, and ur doing the old incel routine on me
>>83999167I think you're a retard. I know you're a retard. I don't need to be picked by a mentally ill straggot to feel validated. I just want you to respect the sanctity of this gen and fuck off to your other biscum places.
i love how this thread is more like a discord chat rather than a 4chan thread
>>83999189everyone loves u when ur bi anon
>abloo bla bloo bla bloo>you don't like fat hairy bears?!>well then you're not AkSuAlLy GaY>i'm the gay enforcer, didn't you know?!
>>83999209Jonah ruined it by turning all the anonymous r9gay fags into discord fags now it's all an inside joke with namefags
>>83999218my people DIED for the right to be called a FAGGOT for DARING to wear a PINK SHIRT in the NETHERLANDS
>>83999211You can live in your delusion if it's comforting, just do it away from here. Take the transbian clown with you too, she's mentally ill and the fat bears live in her head rent free.
actually, it sounds like transbians live in your head rent freedo you not realize how stupid you sound? lmao
I sound amazing, I know you're a sex pest tourist but the retard we're speaking of has been here for years tooNow kill yourself dumb as rocks bishit
waow at least you got it right this time that i'm another bishityou sure do love the smell of your farts tho
As I've said, whatever keeps you floating, say it. To me you're not a human and your words have no meaning, keep projecting. Just take your shitty gross kind and do the exodus 2, you don't belong here
well your words don't mean anything to me either so i guess we're at an impasse honey
That's fine, I seldom expect a bi nonhuman to be respectful, have any decency even. Have your fun and go back to being a perfect staggot, hope it happens soon for you, along with blasting your head off in a garagekisses xoxo
i went afk to do drugs i come back and a BASED TRANSBIAN has defended my honor against the SAVAGE gay polizei
Do you enjoy taking showers?
>>83999620I do, I like the whole theatre of becoming clean, but I'm always anxious and scared and try to do everything in a rush, so there's not much time to really get clean. I prefer showers even if a one hour bath is enough time to smother my face and hair in other cosmetics and let it absorb into me. Nothing would be a bf shower tho.
>>83999620i like the hot showers/bathes not much fan of the cold ones
>>83999620I sometimes scream in pain while showering. >>83998594Pretty crummy I guess. Tomorrow is a new day.
>>83983336Orgy last night.Just woke up.Shit is smeared on all my furniture and walls.Why are gays like this?
i wonder how can possibly a gay boy like me, with my poor genetical makeup, way i was raised in my environment, insecurities, the way i look, personality, body and penis, will ever find another gay guy to become bfs with that won't be menthol like me and will like me long time
hope u find ur bf that's not menthol but more like a herbal cig
Boys boys boys!!! (+20)
menthol? What do you mean?
>>83999620no i hate the sensation of being wet and taking time out of my day to do it and getting cold after i get out
>tfw no nether realm bf
>>83999620Yes very much especially after physical activity or when I'm cold to warm up
>>84000896He means methanol or math anal if you prefer
>>83999620yeah, a lot, I'd take luxury baths too if I had a bathtub and I'm into hygiene products. I'm ugly af: normies usually associate ugliness with bad hygiene, so when they get close to me and happen to smell me that might give them a surprise effect and I like that. Like, "I would never touch let alone fuck that uggo but he's got a really clean and comforting smell, you know? I didn't expect that, uggos are supposed to smell"At least I hope it happens...it probably never does. People used to compliment my good hygiene tho (I was in a class full of guys who didn't like soap)
>>84001069i want to touch your clean ugly scrubbed pussy
I have to come clean. I love fem twinks with nice jawlines.
I have to come clean as well. I'm going to go take a shower for the first time today
>>84001205>pussybut I am no woman...and bussies smell bad anyway even if my bussy is indeed very clean since I have a bidet and a special soap for it>>84001525syinky! Why don't you shower?
>>84001669my toilet is really clean also i love licking it and plunging it
I don't know if I'm straight or if I only have a crush on my sister because she's the only person who gives me any physical affection
>>84001718you are and you've posted it many times before. find better bait prison straggot.
eek! a snallygaster!
>>84001968It's distressing and I don't have any friends to talk to. I don't know what to do, or how this reflects on my character. I want to die
My meds were too expensive and I couldn't buy them time to quit I guess
>>84002017don't you euros get your meds for free? I thought only us murricans paid for healthcare.
>>84002089opos dont have rights yet igopos rites nao
>>84002089Nope lolmao uhh I have to pay 25 euros for 56 pills until the amount paid equals like 75 euro and then it's 5e after that, every year. It resets and that's why I couldn't afford them
>>84002112You can't afford roughly 30 bucks? Wow you are broke meow. I hope you're eating well and not surviving off ramen or something.
>>84002122I survive on like 250e a month after rent I eat alright I guess I do mealprep
i thought foods would be more there but this isnt so bad although im not entirely certain what i have
probly spen all his moeny on dese good theres 3 per person limit or he spent food money too...dangrous world these days full of tempting...i know it myself
>>84002134don't you think 250e is a lot? what are you trying to be, a hyper estrogened tranny? not even real women with beautiful asshole can that much in their blood. you're harming yourself.
>>84002162That's the most expensive chain you can get too>>84002208It's not a lot but it's almost enough. The limit of being poor here is like 1200-1500e and I get 900 a month
theres honestly a deficiency of good opos on the markets. this one looks nice in face & realistic but i dont like his tail. and hes two hundred dollars plus shipping from ukraine....hmm...
meow should teach us about Finnish grocery stores.
>>84002198My only oposs plushie is 5 years old meow>>84002251What do you wanna know
>>84002260what chains you have and which ones are more/less less expensive.
would you guys all hate me even more if i had my arms and legs stretched and i stopped being a manlet
How are you going to stretch legs you don't have? Get longer prosthetics?
>>84002305Yeah that's exactly what I'm going to do. Hopefully I can grift enough and get the cool robotic mind controlled ones because they exist now iirc.
>>84002300ive hung out twice now with a guy who looks & sounds rlly posh british when he speaks english but his family is actually like afrikaner tradies its v funny, his uncle vid called him and was like a norf fc looking guy saying like "ja meyn niffew hau ju doingk" in a really really high voice i was dying. dont think he likes guys but theres a 10 yr age gap anyway ;/ im trying to help get him a job mostlynot relevant i just think youd like him
>>84002274There are three corporations that basically are responsible for every store there is: S-group, K-group and Lidl. Lidl is easily the cheapest and they only have one kind of store, a Lidl. S-group is the next cheapest and they have three kinds of stores: sale/alepa which are the smallest and most expensive, basically corner stores. S-market is the next tier, they're still fairly small and somewhat expensive. The third category is called "Prisma" and they are the cheapest and biggest S-group stores. They also sell stuff other than food, like electronics, toys and clothing. The K-group has similar store sizes with the three categories being K-market, K-supermarket and K-citymarket. The difference between K and S is that K is considerably more expensive and they have more overpriced specialty items like import stuff
Oh also the K-citymarket used to be called KKK-market
>>84002328here in americ the staff at lidl is increasingly exhausted and sad, thyve only had them here 2 or 3 yrs or something and i dont think its working lol. too big a store and only a few staff means americans make messes everywhere and pilfer i think.
>>84002328Ah thank you, I love learning about other cultures in a day to day life setting.
>>84002340Mhm I don't know how people working here differ store to store I don't think about it really >>84002344Yay
>>84002359which of those do you shop at regularly meow? I know you walk/ride a bike, is it harder to get groceries that way vs a car?
>>84002374S-stores. K-stores are too expensive and Lidl is too far away
>>84002300i can't hate a cute hung twink top of your size anyway
>>84002359i dont think about it either usually, but a few months ago i walked to a lidl that was a bit far & i had to pee before i shopped. the bathrooms however had signs saying you needed a paid receipt before they'd let you in them, and i was like, that's dumb, cause who wants to go in the bathroom with all their groceries. so i asked to talk to the manager and it turned out she was working one of the cashier lanes...i was kinda ticked until i saw her and saw that she was literally the most tired exhausted woman ive ever seen, having to ring up groceries while at the same time trying to deal with like 7 different problems in other parts of the store at once over the headset. started noticing it at other lidls too after that.
>>84002498Hm it's nothing like that here I don't think
>>84002545yeah theres kind of a loophole in american labor law where if someones a "manager" on salary rather than hourly, all the rules about breaks and overtime go out the window. so you can basically be leaned on by upper management to do a bunch of hourly work like cashiering and cleanup in overtime hours and get zip bunk for it. the manager at a mall store i was trying to work at some time ago told me about how upper management was doing this to him, he basically ended up working 8-10 hr days six or seven days a week while making like 45k....if he was an hourly worker on minimum wage, that would be around 40 reg hours and 20 overtime 1.5x hours, and min is 16 here so itd be 70 x 16 = 1120 a week, and then x 52 weeks/year = 58k. so he was literally making less than minimum wage as a manager....a few weeks after he interviewed me there he quit himself and went to work entry-level at the crocs store across the same mall lmao.
Today I got up, today I may do something, I need to try to fix my life bit by bit, I also need to work on myself in order to become attractive for the guys I like, I'm weak, ugly and stupid but I still deserve some love, at least some sex, I really wanna share my body with another man, I wanna do it before I hit 40, I got up today, I have faith.
>>84002327He sounds cool honestly. I love people who sound posh and then are actually from a long line of tradies, it's fascinating.>>84002414Who said I'm any of those things.
>>84002743i do, i see it and you have a bf that sees those things in you too
>>84002743hes only been in americer two weeks or so...he didnt even know what a tax deduction was! im about to go out and talk to a clothes store owner i know to see if he has any openings. the guy is basically tasked with finding a gig to support himself & setting up a company within 3 months. its funny bc his family makes a lot for where hes from but it doesnt go that far here & making minwage while he sets things up would be a big help. he also doesnt know how to cook at all and his food budget from his family is really tiny. with his accent and all though, and frannnkly his looks, i think he would bank it in any salesy thing, esp. in clothes or jewelry bc hes like right out of a taylor swift song and all.
hnnnnng storysocks awooga
>>83983336im 5,4/161cm at 19Ive been the smallest guy in every school ive been in, and its sucked!! been bullied my whole life pretty much cuz im an easy target ~w~ + im autistici dont think ill ever get a girlfriendhonestly im probably just gonna transition
>>84002981i wish i woulda been there i wouldve punched them in the nose and eyes...my school didnt have bullies really cause millennials all wanted to be the sperg protecting hero especially the girls. all the popular girls would say hi to the guy with downs syndrome & ask how he was doing & really mean it. ive found a lot of people dont even believe how things used to be. i am pretty short, sometimes had b.o. & had crazy long uncombed neckbeard hair and while some like jock guys would be rude to me now and then, popular girls would occasionally say how nice my hair was and give me advice on it lol. move to nyc seriously, thats where most of the girls i grew up around are now, according to a clickbait i saw, theres supposedly so many women and so few guys in nyc now that they have clubs where women pay 100 dollars and guys pay nothing and its still 3 to 1 women to men. if i so much as sit down on a stoop looking tired ive had tall high earning lookin women try to take me in like a stray cat hoping im homeless and theyll finally have a guy. its wild. like put everything you thought out the window, if youre a guy and not literally an active d-bag all day then just go to nyc and itll take 2 seconds. maybe not literally but its supposedly wild.
>>84003066maybe cuz it was a british school idk? im 19 so this was all pretty recent :PI wasnt bullied too badly.. i was just like regularly made fun of and hit/punched most days of my school lifeohh i should be going into finance so i could actually end up moving there!
>>84003149my only exposure to british school is the inbetweeners but yeah i can imagine it i think. if you have any kind of british accent youll have ppl falling all over you in nyc, and if anything your problem will be that theyll keep turning out to be closer to taylor swift's age than you own lol.
This isn't something that I've ever thought about before, as a regular person who's never been in a situation like this or ever expects to experience it myself. But fancy formal dinners seem really really fascinating imo. The ritual and ceremony, the order of events and how the evening plays out, all the elaborate settings and manners. This is definitely something with a lot of rich and diverse history, from cultures all around the world. I just saw a photo of Altman and Musk and Zuck with Trump and the other tech leaders, all dressed in suits and sitting stiffly upright at a long dining room table. There was food present, though untouched, they were clearly "sharing a meal," but something about it struck me as so bizarrely removed from the typical experience of eating and sharing a meal at the table that we all know. These dinners where it's not really about the dinner but about simply just sitting at the table. I wonder where I'd go to learn more about the fancy dinners of history.
>>84002981>i dont think ill ever get a girlfriendThis is the gay thread bro>5'3This is actually a gift for your sexual life as a homo, you have no idea how much gays love short guys, both tops and bottoms, I'm the same height and everyone wants to fuck me, I'm a "cute little guy" I could easily get a bf if I actually socialized, I don't do it but I could.>transitionCringe, fuck off my thread, go back to /tttt/
Does being gay make me a retard? I feel like it kinda does, like in the way that women are retarded and handsome straight men are gods on this earth. Y'know?
>>84003387well it kinda relates to it..no girls have ever been interested in me but a bunch of guys have.. at this point i might just give up and give in
>>84003475if youve never even had a crush on a guy then i dont think that really makes sense...
>>84003396smartest post i've ever seen on this site in year
wow, i thought eating prunes would go horribly, considering i didnt like them last time i tried themthey actually taste pretty nice, but idk if its because theyre like 3-4 years old atp or just my new tastei wonder if i could rehydrate and make dumplings or smth out of em... hmm...
>>84002410whats finland like to live as a foreigner? I'm from the uk and the snow and dark seems really comfy.
Does anyone here like making languages? I've been trying to gather some people to do so.
Help me decide plz which looks cooler this>>84003694No idea how would I know sowwy I guess it's alright at least if you're white and live in a city
I like making shit up but not languages. Nah ah I'm not that smart to invent one.
Or this? Both are cool to me
>>84004053y-whay en-whay ere's-tway o-sway any-may o-tay earn-lay already-ay?
What's the consensus shower in the morning before starting your day, or in the afternoon/evening when everything is done for the day?
>>84003396Replace cock with nice words from a boy on Discord
>>84004403it all depends on your hair, in my view: does it look better after waking up, or after showering? some dries too flat and needs ruffling at night, some gets frizzed up and needs conditioning in the morning.
>>84004403I personally like doing at at night when the hot water relaxes you and helps you sleep but a lot of people don't like sleeping and then going about your day so that might be okay for a neet but not someone else.
>>83988050>straight version of meRecording another man sucking your dick is "straight" now?
>>84004403r9gay so dead they're asking twitter indian engagement bait questions
