On a date with a cute black girl edition
>>83991820She looks BWC only
>>83991820mixed feelings about this edish
>>83991820Went on plenty a date with cute black girls when I was living in Manchester. Shit city, but lots of qt ethnic girls.
Do your melty for us, shut in.
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>>83991820Halfbreed
>>83991820Nu breadingham XHome
Hotwheels is kill
>>83991865You are as sad as he is though, aren't you? You both goad each other while everyone else laughs at the two of you.
>83991879Your bravery starts and ends at you keyboard little lad
>>83991975So what you're saying is you want me to stop bullying you?
>>83991984>you want me to stop bullying youThank you for proving my point ha ha ha ha
>>83991993done him up big time there
>>83991993That I'm going to bully you, yes you're right I am.
morning lids, early one for me today.
Me? Playing Factorio.
>>83991975ignore the twolls frend they're not worth the time x
>>83991839poor edish imho, not even uniquely british
brapping up jungle bussy on the daily
>he thinks he's a "bully" because he says mean things on the internetLmaooooo
>>83992022i wish i was still into games. whats the end goal of factorio anyway?
>I'm actually laughing at you b..b...bully so you can stop bullying me now ;(
>>83992017i'm doing alright de lidsi'm doing alright
>>83992066Officially: to craft a rocket and escape the planet you've crashlanded on. Unofficially: grow the factory until you're bored.
hi im a fat but hot virgin black girl, can a slim white r9k man go on a date with me?
>>83992095>Officially: to craft a rocket and escape the planet you've crashlanded onoh like rimworld
>>83991966He was built like weebl and bob so not really surprised his organs gave up on him. Still, hotwheels did cause some fun drama in the fullch era.
whoahahahahahahhahahahahahahaaahahahahah
>>83992118>He was built like weebl and bobim aware of the weebles stuff cartoon but i dont know what you mean by this
>>83992137He was the shape of weebl and/or bob
>>83992158ok i see it now
>>83992115No idea. I checked out of Rimworld after about 10 minutes. Just didn't do it for me.
Restore Britain will kill britfeel if they win the next election.
>>83992205nice bait lad. looks more like they're wanting to rid people who are just stuck on universal credit without being genuinely signed off on the sick. that is a good thing, and genuine bennymongs do support that.
It looks quite idyllic desu
We all a little Restore Britain in life x
>>83992256Where is that lid x
>>83992263Asked chatgpt to render his care home in the style of a studio ghibli film.
>>83992231>people who are just stuck on universal credit without being genuinely signed ofwhere did you see that distinction ? im just seeing dosser hate
>d..d.don't kick m..me fr..from the w..w..wooty teamwhoahahahahahhahahahahahahah
>>83992271here, lad. those of us bennymongs that know we do need the help actually want the scroungers off bennies. bennies believe it or not aren't easy to get, we are in the shit because previous governments let many people get on bennies over covid and beyond and they've been milking it ever since because no one is getting re-evaluated.it will be giga LUSH when abdul gets his phone call RE his LCRWA and he has to tell them he's not been to the doc since covid, hmmmm, can't be that ill if you're not actively seeking support pal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0rBwZGxWkWaifubot handjob bros we eating good X
>>83991848Were they easy going and good humoured or high maintenance and stuck up?
>>83992288i think most people on pip wouldn't meet lowes definition of genuine need he doesnt seem like an empathetic guy. this is just more punching down
>>83992331or me? can't go outside, I am a danger to myself and others. cannot follow a known route without endangering myself, and the menthol elf voices tell me to kms
>>83992345if you can type on britfeel you can work from home
back on the cheese lads
>>83992356what kind of cheese is that and you've forgotten the crackers
>>83992256If it wasn't for AI you would go totally unnoticed on 4chan.
>>83992353you say this but pre-COVID (i.e. before it was cool) i did some online work including writing nonsense adver-blogs, data entering financials, and transcribing gabbers. all of those things are actually AI now. if we can automate computer work, we can give dangerlad his anime and crisps. simple as that.
>>83992366The Lake District Dairy Co. mature cheddar slices. finely aged in a poorly-sealed pack.
>>83992369are you implying some dead internet 'it's all bots' implication?i feel like it's mostly humans on here and, if anything, there are FEWER bots than 10-15 years ago. i haven't seen actual spam on here in years.also a reminder that IRC exists and you should all join me on irc.rizon.net.
>>83992272He posts on /brit/ why are you hiding away from him here, big man?
>>83992380There is literally nothing wrong with you that isn't self inflicted. You're just a dole scrounger.
>>83992433Not just yet I'm not. What I'm saying is that AI is now getting posters noticed, not the posters themselves, they still have nothing to talk about, can't meme, can't draw and have never made anyone mad.
>>83992308Yeah mostly easy going, fun, chill. Has to be said that the average white woman these days is a bit stuck up and bitchy.
>>83992433Isn't IRC just a noncenest at this point?
>>83992463What's a noncenest?
>>83992205Not reading. Do not care. Still voting Restore.
>>83992443well you have all me figured out so how do i UN-inflict this self?
release the chatlogs
>>83992473Stop being a self absorbed babbyman
>im getting to the end of this course they're saying I'll have to do a work placement..>hey ive smoked a weed call the psychosis team ASAP im a mental schizo lunatic i need sectioned whoaaoaoaAOAOA I need a straight jacket ooooaaaaoaoa
>>83992481shan't be doing that.
>>83991966kirtypoo gunna be a mess rnsad, fred was a nice personwe probably will be alive to see moot kick the bucket too
>>83992353that is wrong actually lad, at least half of the week im in a schizo induced meltdown, wouldn't work out unfortunately. not my fault i was born like this.
>>83992485You're unemployed too little lad.
Reform UK want to take your bennies AND keep the Great Replacement ongoing. Restore Britain want to take your bennies BUT they will at the very least end the Great Replacement of native Brits.
the thread robot on a mad one again, hallucinating false details.
>>83992494>Restore Britain>they will at the very least end the Great Replacement of native Britsok lad, ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM6VSWJYvn4Vgh innit
>>83992485>im getting to the end of this course they're saying I'll have to do a work placement..Tell them the voices keep telling you to use every day object to maim yourself throughout the day, more so when doing tasks the placement will require
>>83992433>IRC exists and you should all join me on irc.rizon.netyeah, not doing that glowie.
>>83992500Don't care. Still voting Restore x
>>83992398corr i reckon thats what the queen ate, where'd ya pick that lad??
Quick quick im raving mad im schizo the only cure is dole money
>>83992515shalom fellow zionist!
>>83992500Don't care demoralisation mong. Still voting Restore.
>>83992525turkey voting for christmas
>>83992518Wagie on a mad one ha ha ha, you fuming lad? ha ha ha.
for me? it labour, keep them bennies rolling in lads.Pm Kief Starmer knows the crack!
>>83992523>just do nothing goy>it's all pointless just be blackpilled and accept it goyYeah ok "lad" lol
Got a talking therapy call at 12 lads. Supposed to keep a little diary/record of the week using the '5 aspects' guide to depression emotions/behaviours or whatever. It's pretty fucking useless not gonna lie. I have been tried on CBT before and it's a load of crap, now being told to try it again as if it will change anything.This feels so gay and humiliating to have homework when I'm 29, especially when it amounts to 'write down how you feel in your diary like a teenage girl'. Honest question: who does this actually work on?
me, i'm not like you cowards. i offer PROOF: a GP i've never met ticked the 'disabled' box and wrote this.
Not so much the big man on the anonymous site without your proxy are you mong.https://thebarchive.com/data/bant/image/1771/69/1771699939591374.pnghttps://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/meta/image/1771/69/17716962838423.png
>>83992542you're the type thats gonna be taken off bennies, us real bennymongs actually do a bit of hard work (keeping up with the doctors in person etc), we're safe.
>>83992542Literally anyone can get any gp to write anything like this. Only a severely narcissistic hysterical mong takes these labels seriously. You are a dole scrounger. That is your label. Cheers.
Had some trauma to my nail two months ago and it finally decided to fall off today. Think this is going to get worse before it gets better. I feel nauseous every time I look at it.
>>83992542Christ why do doctors have the fucking worst hand writing. Trying my best here:>-Have severe depression + suicidal thoughts>-referred to CPN + mental health team support>-multiple overdoses>-poccine(?) eating disorder await assessment
>>83992548can you explain what any of this is schizolad?cause one just looks like the post rate from 4chan archive
>>83992551>keeping up with the doctors in person etc)Fake disabled normalfag. Real disableds can't go outside, make phone calls or talk to people.
>>83992548>n-n-nn-not ss-ssss-ss-so tough n-now are youwhoahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah
>>83992548the real question is, how/why do you know about any this? do you use the proxy site yourself, nonce?
>>83992558I can explain but if you don't know then you don't need to. Continue posting on 4chan in total ignorance.
>>83992551>keeping up with the doctors in person etc)This is what every munchhausens by proxy dole dosser does because they get enjoyment of being a sick person. My fat aunt with a ""bad back" has been doing this for 30 odd years. Meaningless.
>>83992548saw a thread on /g/ where they were a bit less coy about this site (i dunno if you're trying to avoid advertising it or some such)and damn this is actually hilarious. it's a message board, everyone. it's not NLP cyber warfare, chill out.
>>83992558the poster uses the proxysite and won't be able to soon as 4chan have done a good job at stopping them, and he's upset about it, and is projecting to get the heat off of his back. in less words, he's a paedo.
>>83992571Ok schizolad then cant explain any of it, keep being a schizo then I guess.
Me? NEET king x
>>83992523Paki larping as rw white
>>83991820they always eat such slop
>>83992576These mongs want to punish 4chan because ....umm... reasons waaa freedoms waaaa. Grim little men getting angry at a website and it's posters because they can't dominate it with what they want to talk about and ban posters that tell them to fuck off. That and sad little spammy mongs shut in their room all day.
Ooh noooo doctor im a schizophrenic madman I need a fit note please my work placement is next week and I've just been hit with a spell of being a mad nutter bastard call the shrink doctor im doolally the only cure is dole
>>83992589Post your lunch big man you won't
Me? I'm a legit genius. They couldn't tally up my score on the IQ test, I control MENSA and NAMBLA x
>>83992596>big manlmfaoooooo
>>83992589Post your lunch and your hot gf that you're eating it with you won't big man
>>83992596Post your plug sockets 'big man', you won't.
Mornin' de lats, yeah it's the mornin de LOOOOODS
>>83992612It is fucking not the morning. Words have meanings. >>83992612
Judgement Day is coming x
Dunno what I'm going to do for lunch, bit of a mixed bag in the old freezer. Got some leftover mash that needs eating, not got a lot else. Potentially some fish fingers hanging around? Will have to see.
Leto selling the IPs and data he harvested LMAO it's going to be 16xLUSH
me? I got windows spotlightnew desktop background everyday it lush and do i mean LUSHtoday it's jeffrey epstiens island if it were hit by a nuclear bomb x
Work placement? "Work" placement? Excuse me?Ahhhh quick call the CPN I'm off my fucking rocker I need a big injection of dole or I won't make it
I'm a psychotic madman and the only cure is dole
me? wouldnt mind work placement, long as its someplace alright with minimal staff x
>>83992637you're on a melty and its LUSH david hoffman la x
>>83992661Not me lad the important part of a course is I can tell people I once did a course for the rest of my life it gives the impression I actually did try and life got in the way. Not really into the work part me more of a dole man
>>83992677Ah so that way you can be vague about what happened to milk sympathy from people who imagine it was worse than it was (ie you couldn't be arsed anymore and wanted dole). Classic mate.
i wonder what its like living in blackpool
>>83992661Get on that voluntary work grind HHL style
Did a fartington
>>83992691Not for voluntary work me x
>>83992687>i wonder what its like living in blackpoolLocals mostly hate living there from what I've seen and heard. Blackpool has a serious homelessness and drug abuse problem. Still an alright place to go for a weekend piss up though.
>>83992704What better have you got to do?
>>83992700at my age a trip to fartington sometines has an unscheduled stop at shartford
>>83992557i'm just glad that sick notes are typed, nowadays, on those little machines.>>83992652don't do it lad, you never know if those backgrounds are actually VIRUSES
Remember one time at this place I was working this lad who was 20 but hard man, eminem archetype - anyway he came up to me at the end of the day and asked me if I played xbox like it was the most serious thing in the world and I lied and said yeah and he told me to add him and then he got fired from work a week later because he had a punch up.
>>83992721probably no jobs either, might be nice to retire there if your on a budget
>>83992731bloody hardmen encroaching on Nerd Culture(TM).
Doctor I am a complete schizo junkie im off my rocker doolally and i get distracted when i wake up for my work placement I watch youtube videos instead in my room all day because of my adhd disease please write me off my work placement I need a drip feed of dole asap
>>83992745xbox isnt nerd culture nerds game on pc
>>83992745He was sound tbf, Just a young angry lad. And honestly I reckon nowadays Xbox is the console of the people considering it's probably the cheapest out the lot. But microsoft dont see that.Anyway it was a good job but I wasn't ready for it and I definitely wouldn't do that particular job again.
Doctor I have a medical disease where I take drugs and masturbate to cartoons instead of going to my work placement it is chronic and I believe it will be terminal if not cured by dole
>>83992745>>83992763Are you lads unaware of the massivley popular deano games such as fifa,COD, Battlefield, Forza , GTA etc?
honestly i actually enjoyed my course, the problem is, it's too competitive. you think you've got it made with your Level 1 Certificate in Awareness of Substance Misuse, all of a sudden employers want a Level 2 or even a Level 3.
>>83992773why would you masturbate to cartoons, why even masturbate desu
>>83991820>>83992308how do i achieve this bros
>>83992783I can't help it lad I'm an ADHD schizo psychopath. Every time I got ready for my work placement my mentally sick brain forced me against my will to watch scooby doo instead for 8 hours. I wish I wasn't adhd and psycho but I'm glad dole was invented to cure me
>>83992256Theres a place like this in Cussop just outside Hay-on-Wye.
>dosser comes in to surgery>says he's skitzo and off his rocker>demanding a dole cash injectiongive him a lethal does of morphine instead
>>83992803scooby doo lol. based i guess. any good episodes in particular?
>>83992691>voluntary work grind HHL styleyou mean job centre mandated volunteering for benefit frauds?
>>83992539The diary isn't for you. It's for them to be able to analyse aspects of your existence without you having the emotional burden of a conversation distorting what is happening in your life versus the image you want to portray of your life to others with your illness distorting how you explain yourself in conversation.
>>83992763me, i game on the tabletop.or my floor, by myself (no friends)
Cancelling my Virgin Media broadband. They've given me a cancellation date but the first Poojeet told me my final bill will be on the order of 50GBP.Not paying that. I've cancelled within 14 days. Yes I have used the broadband for a few days but it will come to a week total and the cost for a month is 19GBP so why would I pay 50 quid for 7 days' worth? I am willing to pay them 7/31ths of 19 pounds, which comes to around 4 pounds 29 pence. Currently negotiating this with a second Jeetvinder under a new ticket (their phoneline is inaccessible).
>>83992803Right I see lad. So you're saying being a bit lazy and thick is a serious medical disease that makes it impossible to work for a living?
>>83992839So why are you hiding then, little man?
>>83992840The fact is my disease has progressed to the point where I am physically incapable of any task except collecting dole. Lad just be grateful you're healthy and able bodied and you can compete a boring task without masturbating to a youtube video. Be grateful you don't have a serious medical disease like me.
>>83992850>little man?whoahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Here I go buying illegal drugs on the darkweb again. No getting round it really.
>phsyciani deserve my first mongboy.jpg for that offline typo. blooming heck i've become dyslexic. although, in my defence, i was on drugs. actually became convinced i was playing with other people (my later notes are actual nonsense not even in English letters)
>>83992865Vote Green for getting all your drug needs met by the state.
>>83992831cor nice one lad.i regret not challenging the in-contract price increases (why do these exist?) after Virgin switched to O2.my mobile bill is now something like 10.30 a month, when i was told it would be 7 quid for life. they always tried to offer me their NEW 'basics' package. nah m8, don't need more than 500 MB of data, do i? i'll stick with paying 7 quid a month forever, thanks.
also if you're on social security ('the dole'):https://www.sky.com/help/articles/sky-social-tariffyou need this, for your mental health x
>>83992725Such a meme all those. State of westerners these days
work placement in cex plapping goth teens in the stock room
>>83992457In the UK are most of the black girls from the Caribbean? >the average white woman these days is a bit stuck up and bitchyYeah, entitled and full of themselves. Too much online attention from simps and our gynocentric societies has ruined a lot of them.
wahey get in, they've waived the final bill. In reality of course I will most certainly still receive the bill and need to lodge a formal complaint at a later date saying that this offshore handler (unknowingly) gave the wrong information to me here when she agreed this with me. But I have saved the transcript and that is what I will be reading out when they take me to court. They might question why I am able to attend court when I told them I was going to prison but frankly that's none of their business.>>8399289710.30 a month is too much for me for mobile as well. I think I pay 8 pound a month with Smarty Mobile. That's the good thing about having an unlocked phone, you can just swap these monthly rolling phone contracts easily. Less so when you're locked into a phone + SIM thingy.
>>83992589>>83992596I agree with the slop statement and ive just had >7 eggs >1 avocado>home made sourdough>home made flapjack + black coffee pre lifting
hapa lassies are the most attractive, especially when they've got naturally large perky tits with long suckable nips
>>83992831BT are complete cunts once you're locked in. If you sign a 2 year contract and want to cancel after say 4 months because you found a better deal, you're forced to pay the remaining balance of the contract you haven't used, which would be around 950 quid.
>>83992731cor youve just unlocked a memory for me, the very specific thing where very forward chavs would force you to add them on xbox live and because I didn't want to say no as a pre teen id go along with it, so many odd balls on xbox back in the day, last one I remember disappeared after a very loud argument with his dad.
>>83992934Whats wrong with this? You understand what a "2 yr contract" means?
Need tight Carribean fanny and arse
>>83992919Depends where you are mostly, in the South it's more Caribbean families, in the North and in uni towns/cities it tends to be more broader African background.
Strongly considering breaking things off with the escort tbqh, lads.I just don't think she'll ever see me as anything more than a client, unfortunately. And what's worse is I think she enjoys manipulating me with emojis. She strikes me as the avoidant type. Sometimes she uses heart emojis, other times she just leaves me on read after I send her a nice friendly text. Really annoys me. I wished her well and she didn't even send a "you too x" text that would've taken 3 seconds. I don't know how to handle this. I could probably keep seeing her for a long time. I thought I was attracted to her, but I don't think I like her as a person. She definitely has an arrogant streak. But I lost my virginity to her, and I like cuddling her. Feel very confused tbqh.
>>83992917thinking about kids again lad but it's not you thinking about kids it's actually hhl?
And thus the larp comes to a close. The circle of life. Samsara.
Just report him and don't reply to his posts
>>83992934They're all like that. The only reason I was able to cancel here is because I'm inside the initial 14 day cooling off period. I only got the router last week, plumbed it in all OK but the connection has periodically dropped out every day since them. I'm sorry but I'm not about that life. I don't want engineers out to "diagnose the problem" only for it to persist. Nah, I'll just cancel it. My old internet worked fine.It's worth knowing though lad that some bigger providers will offer you credit / vouchers as a new customer to balance out the fact that you're going to have to pay off your existing contract to get out of it. For instance Virgin Media (ironically who I am cancelling away from here) offer 250 quid "switching credit" so hypothetically if you had around 5-6 months left on your contract you could switch to Virgin Media and they'd pay you back the money you lost buying yourself out of your previous provider's contract.
>>83992899It's not called social security in England. It's called benefits. Aka the dole. Laughing at your wish to dress it up so you feel less of a dole scrounger. Literal political correctness, like the original meaning of the term.Like all leftists you mistake words and concepts and you don't get that changing the word won't convert people to the underlying concept. Of your nihilistic anti-social dole scrounging. Anti-social security lol.
first gf I had was a half white half Caribbean with BPD from Cumbria. The good points where that she would do anything in bed even getting an implant just so I could spaff up her, however, the negatives where that she could switch on me at any moment. One moment in a room with her she would be pleasant and once she came back into the room it was as though she was a completely different person.
on the topic of social security, why is it that yanks all have a personal "social security number" assigned at birth which, if uncovered, completely fucks their entire life?Any time you hear about a yankoid who had their SSN stolen it's a five-alarm fire situation. Here if someone finds out your National Insurance number, nothing happens. What are they gonna do? Pay my national insurance for me? Crack on. Can the USA not design a similar system where if your SSN leaks it's not a big deal?
4 really long posts just now, not reading that desu
>>83992970>For instance Virgin Media (ironically who I am cancelling away from here) offer 250 quid "switching credit" so hypothetically if you had around 5-6 months left on your contract you could switch to Virgin Media and they'd pay you back the money you lost buying yourself out of your previous provider's contract.Virgin Media would up to 250 quid of BT's bill if I switch to VM?
>>83992960you're rattled to fuck lad, sit down and shut the fuck up. whoahahahahahhahahaha
>>83993011Yeah, get part way through ordering the switch, its all automatic now then do not complete, within a week youll have them begging to give you all sorts of freebies and discounts.
>dole>bennies>benefits>wenefits>PIP>UC>ESA>WFA>entitlements>welfare>social security>scratch>income support>housing relief>christmas bonus*HHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh*
>>83993011Correct. You'd need to consider how much time you've left on your current contract though obviously.If you've just signed up to a 24 month contract with BT then that 250 quid credit isn't going to cover the full whack of what's left on the BT contract. But if you're a decent way through your term with BT, consider working out how much there is left to pay and whether it's less than 250 quid.Note as well that it's different from the 'free money' you can get by switching banks where they just give you money. Here Virgin Media are reimbursing you up to a set limit so you don't lose money. So if, hypothetically, BT said to you "yeah mate you can leave for free no issue", VM wouldn't pay you any money.
corrr these were the days.>>83992928>unlocked phonethat's the trick, really. got this contract + a Xiaomi phone for about a hundred quid. they were a bit snaky with the occasional 'you should switch over to our new contract' but whenever i spoke to an actual person, i just made it clear i won't be doing that. not sure they'll take that chatbot log as seriously tbqh with you.i dislike that they can increase prices mid-contract because of inflation. mine randomly went up by weird amounts like 14p here and there. it is sickening that they can do this. Faustian, even.
if i had to deal with all this broadband contract bollocks id probably take a long walk of a short pierits all so fucking BORING jesus christ
You lads reckon branston pickle or piccalilli is better? I think they're good for different situations, but if I had to choose one (and in this hypothetical situation I've thought up for myself I do) it would have to be standard pickle. Piccalilli in a cheese sandwich just wouldn't work the same.
You are on benefits. You are a feckless workshy dole scrounger. You are a lazy lowlife parasite. You are a jobless idle freeloader. You are on benefits.
We need a fucking Neet Genocide tbqh. About half of the people on council estate need sterilisation. Snip their balls.
>>83993035I'm wary of switching to VM because I often hear about connectivity issues with them. Even though BT is more expensive, their service makes up for it in my experience
>n-no i-its called s-social security.. LMAO
The low IQ white bennies class need to be fucking removed in order for Britain to shine. A portion of the country is just too generically fucked to be a functioning member of society.
>>83993045I like piccalli, my dad used to make his own, really nice stuff. But I'm not a fan of either desu - I'd probably pick the same as you if given the choice x
>>83993041It's called being an ADULT
>>83993049This but unironically. The current trajectory of the state for the better part of a century has been one of open dysgenic proliferation. There would be no higher good than enforcing eugenic policies.
>>83993049You're that paedophile lad in Asia. You are worse than neets.
>champion a film about tourettes>throw a shit fit about a guy with tourettes shouting a racial slutkek, talk about double standards
Just remove all fucking bennies. Watch the neet waste men die.Remove all state pensions. People need to have kids to look after them. That will keep the population up.
>>83993057The low IQ forren bennies class need to be fucking removed in order for Britain to shine. A portion of the country is just too generically fucked to be a functioning member of society.Fixed it for you, abdul x
>>83993049Shut the fuck up and get back to work you ragie wagie. It's Monday, your weekend is over.
>>83993070It's the paedophile lad who ran off to Thailand to molest school kids. He doesn't even live here. He likes to shill for Israel when he's not on his anti-white soapbox.
Wasn't it Cambodia?
>>83992917if thats where he lives then ive driven dangerously close to him in the past
Imagine the dirty neets dragged out of their box rooms screaming by the secret police. They are put into the interrogation chamber and tied down to a medical chair. A a scalpel is applied to their testicles. They scream and scream and scream but it is to no avail. Their balls are removed. They can no longer damage society or reproduce. They will be pacified and quiet and unable to breed. Neutered and gelded like the animals they are. This is the future of neet.
You lot will see... one day...
>>83993084Jesus fucking Christ lad. You need help.
>>83993058I expect any home made version with care and attention would be preferable to the mass produced sort. I'm simply not prepared to do myself though, I'm also not prepared to spend considerably more on a gamble. Sometimes in garden centres they market pickles and sauces as small batch made with love type of things but they're really just crap pumped out with no effort to fool the middle class and the elderly. Made that mistake with a garden centre brown sauce once and shan't be fooled again.
I'm fine with keeping welfare in a sense. It should be fine for taxpayers to fund your life, but in return you should be put in prison and the public gets to vote on how your life is run. After all, it's our money funding your lives, so there is a certain amount of deference you need to have for us.We say jump, you say how high. We say put on dino costumes and joust each other on go-karts, you say how high.
>>83993084Imagine you at your bar mitzvah
Hopefully the old "work for your bennies" gets an update so i can laugh at you cunts screaming about having to work for 3 quid an hour LMAO
Cooorrrr, 473ml of ice cold red bull sitting here waiting for me to crack it open
>>83993106>red bullTOO much sugar
>>83993064>remove all benniesmost of the working population is on some sort of bennies because greedy jews won't pay them properly
>>83993040It's honestly shameful that these companies are even allowed to punt 24 month contracts for a phone + a SIM. Like if you want a laugh ask the boomers / elderly folk in your life what they're paying for their phone contract. Without irony my mum will be paying something like 42 quid a month for probably 500MB of data with EE. It's insane. The companies thrive on older people not knowing any better.I think there's also a large element of older people being unwilling to outlay a 'large' amount buying an unlocked phone outright. They refuse to pay 600 quid for an unlocked phone yet will happily pay 1200 total over 2 years for the same phone. Perhaps there's also the fact that these old cunts are just awash with money and it makes no difference to them.>>83993051Yeah that's why I'm cancelling with them. Been connected for like 3 days and every day it has dropped out several times. Not acceptable is it.
>>83993096I don't remember much of how he made it but I think there was quite a bit of sugar tbqhwyl. I'll ask for his recipes when I see him next and make me own if I can xNice little things like that keep your parents alive longer x
>>83993113Mental if that's actually your conception of the economy.
>>83993119I got a two year contract for a 1000 quid phone with unlimited data and only paying 20 off quid interest over two years. There are good deals out there, boomers are just retarded.
>>83993113can you provide examples of these benefits that so many working people apparently claim?
Jewish paedo in Thailand
>>83993122it's the truth though, the government are subsidising wages
>>83993132I agree, the welfare state is out of control, but it's not because greedy jews aren't paying enough wages.
>>83993127universal credit, housing benefit, tax creditsa lot of people on low wages are being subsidised by the government, it's well known and I'm not trying to rile anyone up, it's a fact
>>83993127He's right lad, welfare provisions are absolutely absurd in this country, but he's just wrong on the why.
Get me PIP tomorrow. It lush x
>>83993142then what is the why? if employers paid a living wage the government wouldn't have to top it upall about greed IMO but I'm obviously not an expert, just a 4chan mong
>>83993127>>83993137>>83993142Universal Credit - for low income workers or those on a low salary.Child Benefit - support for people with children, they don't even need to work to get the benefit Working Tax Credit - extra support for working people on low incomeHousing Benefit - help with paying rent for low income tenants.Council Tax Reduction - to reduce local tax bills.Statutory Sick Pay - paid to employees who are off work due to illness.Statutory Maternity Pay / Paternity Pay - financial support during maternity/paternity leave.Carer's Allowance - if someone cares for a disabled person Disability Benefits- such as Personal Independence Payment for people with disabilities.
>>83993125The whole thing is just kinda predatory. It thrives off of customers who either don't know any better or don't care. Like some old cunt walks into a brick and mortar phone shop and gets absolutely raped meanwhile you or I could get more data for less money by using uSwitch or hotukdeals or some such. I get that they're still businesses and need to make money but I feel there should be laws to say these companies have to sell the same product / service for the same price to everyone.
>grrr don't you just hate white people my fellow white goys>uhhh just the poor low iq ones of course......:^)
>>83992955Here in Sydney we see two types. International students from Africa and refugees from South Sudan and Somalia. Some of the Sudanese girls are extremely black and look hot in an exotic, fuckable way. But I'd never date them, their community has a reputation for crime, welfare dependency and violence. But some of the uni students who come here from places like Kenya, South Africa, Ghana, Ethiopia etc., some of them seem feminine and cute, they dress nice, and speak nicely. They seem shy and I'm not sure how to approach, but I wouldn't mind dating a black qt for a bit.
for this wagie I got monday and friday off as they found 2 extra holiday days for me and ive been told I have to use them. In office tomorrow but ive found 2 interesting websites to keep me occupied, original counterstrike free to play in browser and minecraft 1.12.1 in browser so that'll be reet. Wfh on wednesday so I'll do no work and there is 2 hours worth of teams meetings but I never have my cam on or microphone then Thursday back in and friday off, next week wfh 4 days of the week. Tis alright sometimes x
>>83993160>these companies have to sell the same product / service for the same price to everyone.That's communism
>>83993162Mate of mine married a Ghanaian and she was very fit until she started pumping out sprogs. Now she's got the big fat black mum look that seems to be their inevitable fate. Hope he's still happy with her, bit difficult to bring that up in a casual conversation. >So, do you hate your fat wife?
>>83993164Link de CS website lid, I'm also a bored wagie that could do with taking down some insurgent scum
>>83993041Mummy deals with that does she?
2 years ago I was a 30 waist. Right now I can barely squeeze into a 34.
>>83993157Low income or low salary is the main focal point here. You have to be under a certain threshold. I can bet more people up north are claiming than down south. Another example of bwoken bwitain.
>>83993162You need to talk to zimmy, lad. He's the resident oil driller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0sbFFvVyx8Naggers won
>>83993179All men hate their fat wives.
>>83993201Me? Need a belt for a 30.
>>83993237How many times a day do you think about him?
>>83993227Not a hard and fast rule that de lid
Super tight Ethiopian fanny x
we all enjoying our entitlements in life x
>>83993219Not been seen in months de lid, he's off being a normie, always weird that he even posted here desu. Literally what was even the point?
>>83993262Based fellow kingImagine working for roasties and boomers LOL
>>83993262Its quite apparent why you've ended up as a 35 year old nonce on benefits
Isn't it sort of tautological? If you're the sort of person who would go out of their way to falsify a medical/psychological condition to get out of having to work, then aren't you by definition not the sort of person who would be good working anyway?
He called him a nonce lol I mean kek and screaming lol
>>83993201i know that feel.>>83993234i miss this feel.overall it's probably better to eat than undereat. the whole 'hangry' to 'feeling drunk' thing is pretty crazy.lad here who offered to get me a Deliveroo 2 years ago, thanks mate. think about that a lot.
So is being unemployed you entire personality on 4chan?
When the state asks me to fill out the bennies form, i'm like 'Oy vey i'm such a poor spacker'That's the key to a good NEET life right there
The sad truth is that the bottom 25% of people are simply incapable of being economically self-sufficient. The minimum wage for over 21s is 12.21 GBP per hour. There is literally nothing that these people could be trained to do that generates >12.21 GBP of value per hour and thus is follows that any work they undertake is being subsidised along the way somewhere by taxes extracted from other, more productive people.You can either have a functioning and prosperous economy, or you can have a socialist welfare state. These two things are mutually exclusive.
>>83993242half as much as you do x
I'm married and employed, that's my entire personality on 4chan. I've got 8 day left to use up before end of June. Already got a couple of long weekends and a week off booked in so need to just sort of sprinkle these about for good usage. Gonna take day after my birthday off since it's a Sunday, and guess I'll just have some other random Mondays off to bulk it out a bit.
What about an American style bennies system with credit cards that stop you buying slop and other unnecessary shit? Card will not work in pubs/off licences etc ( i dont give a fuck what the alcos think as they cause nothing but fucking problems for everyone all the time)
>>83993291i don't think anyone doubts the existence of chancers, which seems to be the implication/mindset these people have. e.g. we all know people will exaggerate or lie for insurance or compensation, that doesn't negate genuine car accident injuries.but the bottom line is whether you have the capacity to work or not. you could believe every object is contaminated with deadly germs and so you never interact with anything, even though that's probably untrue. if someone SAYS they believe everything is contaminated with deadly germs, when in their brain they SECRETLY KNOW they're being a crafty liar? well... do they have the capacity to work, in that state?'short sharp shock' wankery doesn't work. people will either just do the thing they're forced to, or they won't (even if it creates longer term problems for themselves). it's like putting people out to war. yeah, they'll do it, if forced. doesn't mean they won't end up fucked up, possibly dead.
>>83993321I don't think about sean or any of the other namesfags, are they the closest thing to friends you have is that why you obsess over them
Inane ramblings from a bored sadsack on benefits. Not reading that shite.
Corrrr! A very heavy Japanese kino pre-order delivery today! Interested to see how these Toei films differ from the Mifune trilogy. Tokyo Godfather films look lush, a great addition to my Yakuza collection. More Nikkatsu smut is always welcome, too.
>>83993325corrr i might not agree with 'the employed lifestyle' but it sounds like you've some exciting times ahead.anything planned with the missus (or mister!) for your bday?
>>83993385The Japanese Godfather?Yeah, he gave him an offer he couldn't understand hehe x
The fact he's a feckless dole scrounger but has all the confidence in the world that he deserves to "hold court" and set the world to rights about how society should be run, feels qualified to talk down and condescend people like hes an expert. Narcissistic mongery 101
>>83993315really high quality animation there, Japan.
AliExpress really is incredible. I'm fully chinkshit pilled.
Anyone know any trans people that have just quietly detransitioned and do not talk about it? I feel like in 30 to 40 years or something there will be documentaries about >remember in the 2010s when tonnes of people thought they were trans or non board and mental shit >yeah that was weird. What was going on in society back then? What were people thinking?
>>83993420There won't be any of those documentaries because in 30-40 years time the number of trannies will be close to 0. Life expectancy is measured in years, not decades for these people.
>>83993416the nice thing about the UK customs fee starting at 135 quid is that a lot of the sellers end up selling higher-end goods for <135 quid to the UK.i can get a phone that slows down and dies in two years for 130 quid instead of 180 quid. feels good man.
Randomly SHOUTING in CAPS because you need EDUCATED by ME
>Your parcel is out for delivery>Your local courier will deliver your parcel between 14:30 and 16:30 today>We're sorry we've had to reschedule your delivery. Your local courier will now deliver between 13:00 and 15:00 today>We're sorry we haven't been able to deliver today. We'll update your tracking when it's on the way on the next working dayErm, okay? It wasn't like it was a failed delivery attempt or anything, I've been in the whole day. They just decided to not bother today or something? No reason provided.
>>83993420How many times a day do you think about transsexuals?
>>83993392Thanks birthday cat. Nothing really planned as of yet, I often try to have a BBQ on that particular weekend and get loadsa mates round. It's nicer and cheaper than going to a pub and dogberg likes the company. In the evening get the chimenea thingy out and have a fire while drinking cans and smoking rollies. Will likely do that on the Saturday.
>>83993456>because you need EDUCATED by MENot educating or need to be educated?
Never even seen a fanny, black or otherwise
>>83993456I NEED to CONVINCE you that I am RIGHT or KNOW what I'm talking about. I cannot stress this ENOUGH. I ignore these posts, personally.
>>83993428Yeah but I think society will remember the trend and the insanity is all over the internet.
I dunno why I keep having random interactions with strangers lately, not sure whats changed.
>>83993356you say you do not think about him but you replied to anon basically instantly to talk about him.interesting.
>>83993508ebin twoll logic lol oh my days you've done me lol!1one11!
>>83993508Care to give us some examples, lad?
>>83993420i do, yeah. one in each direction. neither is now anti-transgender or anything. both for equality in a sensible way, but anti-woke when it gets silly (gender, race, whatever).a lot of this does feel like a teenage/youth fad, in a way. and possibly (actual) autism. 20 years ago it was furries and otherkins, now it's gender. even wholly constructed gender.i agree with you, although i think LEGITIMATE transgender people will always exist and possibly always have in some form or another. i'm sure every genuine rights/equality movement (whatever you consider justified) had the weirdos.
>>83993461Too many parcels lad fucked it off for the day garn pub
>>83993461Nothing pisses me off more than this shit, delivery companies are the fucking worst, most useless cunts around.
>>83993416what sort of stuff can you get? can you chinkshitpill me? always was put off chinkshit due to the time taken to get said chinkshit. I bought a nerf lever action shotgun like in terminator 2 from a chinksite years ago when I was more irresponsible with money and ive still got it, shell ejecting and quite amusing ngl, killed many wasps with it.
Documentaries in the 2050s will discuss the 2010s in detail as the woke era. Like we look back at the 60s. Weird times.
>>83993507I recently had 3 random interactions with strangers within 2 days, I think they could see the suicidal intent in my face or something, it was odd, one woman in a wheelchair said Jesus loves me, an old man asked why I was wearing shorts and a man jogging said good morning
>>83993420Friend of mine had a daughter in the uk in the 2010s. She thought she was non binary and wanted testosterone. Cut her hair short. Parents got really scared. They moved to China for a teaching job and she left her non binary friends. She could not access tumblr or twitter in China due to the restrictions there. Almost overnight she forgot about being non binary transman. Incredible the effect the internet had on teens.
>>839935312050 here, we still call them faggots, don't worry.
going to let you all in on a little secret: if you read every uppercase word of my posts, it forms a hidden message.
Might have a womfyarse pakkit of crispingtons later me X
>>83993530Latest thing I got was a third party handheld emulator. Looks like a gameboy with extra buttons, runs linux, plays every single game on NES, SNES, GB, GBA, GBC, Genesis, PS1, N64, Saturn, Dreamcast, DOS, arcade titles, DS, PSP, obviously totally open source, can run romhacks just as well. Basically every early console in something the size of a phone but with proper controls/analogue sticks.Only 40 quid, five days from clicking buy to holding it in my hand. It's not even cheap crappy plastic or whatever like chinkshit used to be, this is genuinely decent quality.Chinkshitpilled.
>>83993531>Like we look back at the 60s. we probably mythologise the free love and Beatlemania stuff, that wasn't Britons' day-to-day lives.but what the hell can we even say about the 2010s? 'remember Marvel films and social media memes'?
>>83993550tis odd, usually people dont interact with me, perhaps the timelines have shifted to where I am less of a leper
>>83993568One of mates, actually him with the fat black wife from earlier, was trying to convince me to get one of these. Did you get it preloaded with all the ROMs are did you download one of them megapack things onto the basic model? I'm considering getting one to fart around with
>>83993568cor that sounds actually decent, based chinks. Perhaps the future is chinese after all. Certainly not american with the way its all going.
>>83993508Done them big time lad, we just keep on winning against these troglodytes x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrMSqPzed38Womfy that
>>83993604>weCringe
>>83993582There are thousands of different models and versions all with different options from different companies and at different price points (actual free market competition lol). I picked the 128GB version. They typically work through microSD cards, which come with the console and are almost always pre-loaded with thousands of games, though there are ways to add/delete/include romhacks etc.It really is just plug n play.>>83993585It is based, the chinks are some of the most based people around imo.
>>83993568sounds good lad. that's all you need really, like a 20 quid smartphone from CeX is an Android computer that can emulate games. meanwhile some trendy RetroBoy Kickstarter shite will go for hundreds of quid...why?thread lad linked this about robots the other month, but this part was the most interesting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLimxbOcRKs&t=286sjust blokes in China putting together off-the-shelf chips to build electronics. don't want a 'Steam Deck' the service, i just want the kit. might as well be free if you're bundling it with your adware and actual shopfront.
>>83993568Been meaning to get one of these chinkhelds but idk, I like the gba style one RG34XXThey all have conflicting reviews though
I am a marxist now lads it basically means that i don't have to get a job but people wouldn't call me a scrounger in marxist society i could play computer games instead of working and that's just normal life because super heckin AI robots do all the work now so yeah im a marxist now so when you claim im a scrounger on the dole it's actually my political philosophy which is probably too complicated for you to understand
>>83993626Aye it's great, give chinkshit a chance.>>83993631Yeah I've seen that there is an undercurrent of scepticism around them and I get why, it sounds absurd that you could get something like that for 40 quid, and it's true; you literally could not get something like that in the UK for 40 quid. But the conflicting reports tend to be around budget models (think 25-80 quid). The main complaint is performance for later consoles like PSP and N64, admittedly there is some performance drop with these, though personally I don't play these games much at all, I'm more a handheld GB/GBC/GBA enthusiast, so for me there's literally no issue. If you're going for a higher end model though (in the 100-150 quid range) then there's no issue with performance because they use more powerful chipsets.They're not magic, but for the price they're an insanely good buy imo.
me? getting back into putting music on my SanDisk Sansa Clip+ rather than streaming everything on my phone.>microSD slot>USB mass storage device>plays .mp3, .flac, everything>3.5mm headphone jack>really long battery lifethis was such a breath of fresh air in the late 2000s. and yet somehow, we have regressed.
You probably read the daily mail lol. Das kapital for me. It says on page one that I should get free money for not working and I'm not a scrounger I'm actually a cool intelligent guy
>>83993683been getting cds, sick of not owning my music, got my older games on disk, they cant physically take that from me or make me listen to gay adverts, even using adblock they keep catching up
>>83993683Because phones can now do all this and more. There are even phones specifically made for audio enthusiasts, pic related. Looks cool as shit imo.
I'm marxist working class now guys. No I haven't actually worked at all in the past 37 years thats true. It's more of a state of mind.
>>83993695fair enough. just ruffles my feathers that we got it as right as can be (standard USB cables, no bullshit formats/software, etc) then someone went>i know! apps!REEEE
Soft cunt has found new words to spam as bait has he.
HHL won't be able to resist posting during the Iran happenings.
Out with the nonce bait and in with the marxist bait. What a life.
>>83993726What's going to fail to happen over there this time?
>>83993361>Inane
>>83993726Are you missing him sweetie?
>>83993730Get over it I'm working class.Brick layers, plumbers, me (on benefits playing my playstation). We are an oppressed class.
can i take Porta Pros outside, do yous reckon?all these trendy people in the promo photos are outside. conveniently a summer's day though. foam headphones, in the rain...?
>>83993744>Inanehttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inaneSpastic
>>83993726HHL is most posters ITT
>>83993744That's right yes>inane>noun>That which is void or empty; void space; emptiness; vacuityThis a new one for you lad? lol
>>83993757No that would be DVDlad.
>>83993681Yeah I think there might just be a bit of a quality control issue with some if them in that price range but same I only want to play the GB/A Pokemons for old times sake so I might just get one and see how it is
I'm only posting this because of the sheer number of replies I get from you dipshits telling me that I had a typo in my post. The word is "inane," not "insane." Inane is a word, look it up: inane (i-'nAn), adjective: 1 : empty, insubstantial 2 : lacking significance, meaning, or point: sillySeriously, I thought people were kidding when they kept replying one after another telling me I had a typo. That's another thing, you cocks can stop replying to me with every little typo and grammar mistake you find in my posts. I know they're there.
>>83993744Oof that's embarrassing
