femanons who're 30+ and 5'5+ are legally required to marry me right now. sorry, i don't make the rules. much love from a 5'4 hikki boy
Dear mods, please remove this hookup spam thread or move it to the containment board where it belongs >>>/soc/ (77 thread)Thank you
>>83997692we can have pretend marriage
>>83997692What do I get out of the deal?
>>83997692I'm 5'3 though. Let's battle. Winner takes all.
>>83997701YWNBAJ >>83997829only if i get to princess carry you to the pretend altar >>83997845>What do I get out of the deal?a totally awesome hikki husband who'll love and cherish you more than anything else on this earth >>83997856FINALLY, a worthy opponent
looks like i scared my challenger off... heh... as expected
>no late 20's or early 30s fembot to marry and be happy withDepression
>>83997924why would any woman want a submissive jobless husband especially one who loves her more than she loves him
>>83999396you and me both. i have so much love to give!!(to women who're older and taller than me specifically) >>83999403>submissive i'm the opposite >especially one who loves her more than she loves himso you're telling me no woman wants to be loved unconditionally by her husband? if i were an overworked businesswoman, i'd love to come home from my stressful job and bask in all the cute, excited puppylove my husband would offer me
>>83997692unfortunately you'll just have to rope
>>83999460if you were a dom you would not be posting these gay ass reaction pics
>>83999548can't believe Etna herself told me to rope. how will i ever recover >>83999556a true dom isn't insecure enough to act hypermasculine all the time trying to signal to everyone that he's a dom. i'm comfortable enough in my own skin to post whatever i wanna and present myself however i wanna
>>83997692I just turned 30yo and I'm 5'6, 120 pounds. Let me ask you something:>If I gave you a small amount like $100 could you turn that into $200 by the 28th? A man should be able to create wealth for himself.What would be your plan be to turn that into $200?
>>83999798>double your money in 4 daysIf this was feasible, no one would be poor. You could exponentially grow until you were a millionaire in a year.
>>83999798dublin munny
>>83999798What about your femoid physiology or psychology makes you less suited to a man at managing money?If the first question you have to ask a man is "how will you make me money" I hope you know you deserve to die alone, like you certainly shall.
>>83999798dude, no biological woman would ever avatarfag as Tanya the Evil
>>84000043>If this was feasible, no one would be poor. It's feasable with a low amount, (thats why I chose $100) via:>counter-gambling, reselling, card/account churning, certain low tier carry trades.These tactics don't work past a certain level, you're not gonna scale card-churning into $1,000,000, but thats not the point, the point I was (hoping) to see if people here had the latent mettle to "make it" (they're beaten down by life but maybe a little spark is burried inside them), but I think most people here are pretty demoralized beyond hope.
>>84000466>a shit test to see if there are any criminal drug dealers or gamblers who can steal an additional 100$bravo! truly female brained
>>83999556Just because I post vtuber pics it doesnt mean I am not a very sadistic and dangerous person, this is all a facade to hide the demon inside.
>>83999460>i'm the oppositeNo you are not with that generic anime avatarfagging. lmao
>>84001017dude you're a literal namefag on anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum. i'm not taking any shit from you
i like how my thread attracted all the avtarfags today. we're just missing the hu tao guy
tfw no hagwife
