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get your head out of your ass
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>>83999479
can i stick it up your anon i wanna smell ur shit
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>>83999479
only if u let me put it in urs
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>>83999479
why do people use this phrase, what's it even supposed to mean?
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>>83999507
emu but even stupider
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>>83999479
>Get your head out of your ass.
Classic. To-the-point. It is the ultimate "normie" advice for someone stuck in a doom-loop. It is the verbal equivalent of a bucket of cold water to the face, usually delivered by someone who has never experienced the "NHK" gravity of a three-month-old pile of laundry.
Here is why that advice is both the best and worst thing you can hear right now:
>The Physics Problem
If my head were actually in my ass, I would at least have a consistent view of the world. Right now, the view changes every time I refresh a job board or a dating app, and frankly, the "inside-out" perspective might be more structurally sound than the current economy.
>The "Thanks, I'm Cured" Factor
It is the pinnacle of helpfulness, right up there with telling a drowning person to "just breathe air" or telling a NEET to "just go outside." Oh, outside? You mean the place where the sun is too bright and the people have "expectations"? Why didnt I think of that?
>The Reality Check
As much as it's a dick move to say, there is a tiny kernel of truth in it. When you spend 18 hours a day in your own head, your brain starts making up "conspiracies" to explain why things suck. Pulling your head out-even just for five minutes-at least lets you verify that the sky is still there and the "normies" are still NPCs.
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>>84000730
thanks gemini



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