>lose weight>get jacked>earn more>save more>get a gf>she's fucking intolerable>all her friends are retardsi've been fooled.
>>84000100Why did you date a retard? Are you retarded?
>>84000107yes and yesfilled a whole captcha to tell you that
>>84000100>break up with her>spend all your money>quit your job>stop lifting>eat 5000+ calories a daythere i fixed your life for you now fuck off