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Mens advice to other men:
>dont date a woman that has kids
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a career
>dont date a woman that has had sex before
>dont date a woman with a low sex drive
>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
>dont date a woman that likes to travel
>dont date a woman thats an anti social shut in

Also men:
>wahhhh why cant i meet anyone
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And if these are your preference, thats cool, you do you.

But dont pull a suprised pikachu face when 95% of women are excluded from your dating pool
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>>84000347
not having a woman is not the worst thing in the world
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>>84000347
Stepfathers and the boyfriends of single mothers have absolutely insane rates of abusive behaviour. A man who is willing to date a single mother almost certainly has severe issues himself unless he is a single father.
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The only ones I can't do are obese or has kids. Anything else is well appreciated.
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>>84000358
>obese
Define obese?
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>>84000358
Same but also low sex drive. Usually when the say that they're lying or don't know any better though
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i thought this was a mens thread at first. but its a single mom thread. single moms are not dateable, thats a meme from tv
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>>84000366
Single moms love too easily in a cruel world
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>>84000347
Nigger, who are you even talking to? The normies, surely. Robots can't find any women at all because they hardly go outside.
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>>84000372
throw away your kids first and then come talk to me
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>>84000361
High bmis (well over 30), significant body fat on all of her body, mobility issues etc.

>>84000362
Low sex drive would suck since mine is high but I want love.
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>>84000347
>dont date a woman that has kids
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a career
>dont date a woman that has had sex before
>dont date a woman with a low sex drive
>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
>dont date a woman that likes to travel
>dont date a woman thats an anti social shut in
Would date any of these? Would they date me? No.
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>>84000377
I go outside all the time and cant find any women either. Women are the ones not going outside or doing anything besides scrolling shittok
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>>84000354
It is for men..married men are much happier, healthier and live longer than single hetero guys
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>>84000347
>dont date a woman that has kids
>dont date a woman that likes to travel
These are probably the only two I would actually say
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>>84000460
What if the single hetero guy moves in with his goonbud
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>>84000460
>happier
Almost every single married man I have met hates their marriage without exception.
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>>84000460
how do single men compare to divorced men in those statistics thoughbeit?
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>>84000482
Sex is sex bro
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>>84000492
If keep attracting unhappy men, maybr the problem is you
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>>84000460
Except priests. Those guys live very long.
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>>84000628
They are married to god
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>>84000492
Statistically they are the happiest of men and most healthy also
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>>84000347
i don't think white guys use r9k anymore so your advice is wrong headed
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>>84000641
I only date white men. I dont care. White dick just hits different
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>>84000644
good for you mate, this is the incel board though so i have to assume you're trying to upset me
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>>84000647
Im a femcel. No man will settle down with me.

I dont know why, they start off nice, get to know me, then leave. One guy said i was too full on but i dont understand what he means, i dont say the wrong thing, im just a passionate woman, and i dont know how to be any different. I like baking too.
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>>84000347
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a career

>dont date a woman that likes to travel
all reasonable. at least single mothers are fertile
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>>84000658
could it be that you're a racist?
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>>84000673
No, im not racist, what a strange thing to say
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>dont date a woman that has kids
Valid. Never play the role of stepfather.
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a career
Never heard any of those before.
>dont date a woman that has had sex before
I'd argue you can date, but never marry a non-virgin. Marriage is reserved for virgin women only.
>dont date a woman with a low sex drive
>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
Never heard these either but I take it she'll either never put out or be more likely to cheat on you.
>dont date a woman that likes to travel
Never heard. I assume either because the assumption is she'll want you to bankroll all her travels and/or she's fucked around a lot?
>dont date a woman thats an anti social shut in
Never heard that either. In fact, I think a lot of men would prefer an antisocial shut-in gf/wife.
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>>84000714
>Marriage is reserved for virgin women only.

Ok taliban
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>>84000716
Ok cuck. Imagine years down the road, your kids find mementos from mommy's youth and she alludes to how she was a real slut back in the day. Maybe then you'll realise the error of your ways, but it will be too late.
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>>84000347
> based
> based
> based
> cringe
> bange
> cringe
> based
> cringe
> ULTRA BASED
> cringe
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>>84000459
Teenage women should be fair game, they're some of the only breeding age women I see outside
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>>84000714
>Never heard any of those before.
how's your first day on the planet going anon?
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>>84000734
That sounds like an ok problem to have compared to my problem of rotting on my child sized mattress in my childhood bedroom with nothing but a computer to keep me warm
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>>84000767
You do you, anon. If it were up to me, I'd be content knowing I was my wife's first and only love and that would be a real cutesy story to pass onto the kids (even if I had to go so far as to marry some woman from a backwater country.) Better than settling down with a whore.
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>>84000734
People have sex, get over it you weird control freak
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>>84000658
So what's the catch. What's your requirements for a guy?
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>>84000778
Yes, we know how your lot think of women, you're disgusting hypocrites.
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>>84000802
>So what's the catch

I have autism, schizophrenia, depression, BPD, CPTSD. some men cant handle that, but i try my best to control myself
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>>84000798
lol I am a weird control freak for having standards. It's like I am imposing them on anyone else.

>>84000803
Don't generalise all men just cause you got your heart broken.
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>>84000828
>lol I am a weird control freak for having standards

Are you a virgin? Will you remain one for your wife too? Will your marriage be arranged?

Almost all men are scum, and you are the worst!
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>>84000810
Are you getting treatment for them? How severe is the schizophrenia?
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>>84000907
>How severe is the schizophrenia?

Pretty bad, get psychosis a lot.

I refuse to take medication, meds are horrible. No one loves me, no one gives me a chance and even if they did its been so long since ive seen anyone ive forgotten how to feel emotions. I dont think i could have a relationship now, i dont want to be around anyone, people are evil and horrible.

Anyways sometimes i think i want someone in my life but they have to be the right person, and be nice to me
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>>84000936
How does your psychosis manifest? Do you have any techniques to ground yourself?
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>>84000810
>autism
Cute, most guys here want that, I know I would
>schizophrenia
Nightmare to deal with if unmedicated
>depression
can put up with this if its not all the time and you still try to make an effort to do fun things together
>BPD
Will ruin almost any relationship, most men would run from that
>CPTSD
Will ruin most relationships and drag the other person down with you without you even realising what's happened seek therapy before a relationship
>racism
Kinda cute and funny
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>>84000347
>>dont date a woman that has kids
>>dont date a woman that likes to travel
These are the only ones ive seen outside the blackpill circles, even redpill guys say these are the only absolute red flags and should be avoided at all costs, even then, some men go for it
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>>84000947
Hear voices, tell me to hurt myself. Cut my face and arms open.

Erm, my carer helps, cold air helps. Need a hug and love

>>84000951
I cant help having BPD, i try my best not to be bad. And not racist, very funny!
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>>84000347
What are you smoking?
Generally it's these two: Kids and Promiscuous/High Body Count. That's it. The majority of men wouldn't shy away from any of the other points you made.
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>>84001054
Are you ever able to tell when the voices aren't real and you can stop yourself from self harming?
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>>84000358
>>84000362
/thread
The only ones I care about are kids, obesity, and low sex drive.
Shit I will even date an obese woman as long as the bmi is still low 30s.

Low sex drive is a nightmare and it usually just means she isn't actually attracted to you and wants you to betabuxx
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>>84001072
Its difficult, it definitely influences me even if i can tell its real. Lets say i imagine you being horrible to me. You havent been. I see you, i remember what you said to me, i dont want to talk to you.

But you never said it. Still affects me
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>>84000347
its almost as if those weren't the same people
gosh why are women so low iq
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>>84000501
That's what i say bro. Fleshlight sex is valid
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>>84001089
How do you navigate that with the people in your life?
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>>84000347
women standards pre wall:
>must be at least 6'2"
>must make 100k+
>must be in shape and athletic
>must have rapist aggression
>must be effortlessly charming and funny
>even if you're all of these things I will monkeybranch onto another cock the second I get bored
>if you dont meet these standards I will happily just share chad with a group of other whores
women post wall:
>must be willing to pay for me and tyrone's children
>and I will never love you and will gladly cheat if chad or tyrone gives me attention again, which will never happen as I've used up the only value I had in life
now here are the average men's standards:
>must not be an obese land whale
>must not have half breed disgusting nigger offspring
>literally if youre just a 5/10 dead average or better an ocean of men will give you infinite chances even if youre insane and have crazy baggage and children
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>>84000347
unless the same person made all of those claims, you dont have a point
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>>84001141
I dont really, i have my next of kin, but i cant maintain friendships or relationships.

If i had a bf that understood it would help
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>>84001202
Men have put me off men
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>>84001481
Do you think the psychosis would cause you to hate the bf though?
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I wish i was born a woman so i can get some form of affection
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>>84001573
Same. All I want is to be loved.
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>>84001576
All our problems basically are caused by born a male outside of the elite
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>>84001534
I would have to tell the bf my voices, and he would have to be decent, and honest, and patient with me
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>>84001588
>>84001576
>>84001573

You could get a dog? Also plenty of women are single and looking for love, so you must be choosing to be alone, which is strange when you say you want affection
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>>84001576
Its litteraly impossible to be involutarily celibate. You must be avoiding or rejecting women.
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>>84001707
Woman dont see 90% of men as humans
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>>84001766
So you admit you only want stacy?
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>>84001798
I would take a 2/10 woman anyday desu
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>>84001821
Stop rejecting women then. You say youre lonely but avoid women.
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>>84001700
>I would have to tell the bf my voices
Where are you even from?
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>>84001832
EU. its ok, been awful weather recently. I think i look vulnerable too. Idk. I think i should kms desu with you.
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>>84001821
You would not, women like me are invisible to men, the only time you acknowledge i exist is to be mean to me
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>>84001755
Unfortunate. I'm in the states. Weather has sucked here as well. Winter makes me depressed.
I hope you don't self harm anymore and try to take care of yourself.
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>>84000347
You're lying to win an argument. You're just a fat slut who hates men and can't admit that they sometimes suffer too.
No one gives a fuck if she's tall, over 25, has a career, has low or high sex drive, likes to travel or is an antisocial shutin. If she's not a whore, and doesn't have kids, its fine. Oh and also not fat; but it's not other men telling a guy to not date fat girls. It's literally just the guy not finding the fat girl hot. In fact, the most common advice regarding fat girls is "look past that, she's still hot if you squint, look at her cleavage"
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>>84001925
What do you think makes you a low rating?
Nta but you have to be severely fat and unkempt to be a 2/10 and you could easily fix both of those.
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>>84001945
No, all true, men say horrible things
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What's the point of screenshots that don't even have context.
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>>84001948
I am chunky, i used to be really thin but depression. I noticed my leg has cellulite today, thats new.

Strange watching my body change.

I do try to look after myself, nothing works. Do all kinds of skin treatments and detoxes, my skin is still horrible. I can sleep for 10 hours and have eye bags. Im so so fucked on every level

I went on a date with a man and he spent it talking to women at another table and the waitress. I felt really bad. I havent been on a date since. I must look so awful for that to happen to me.

I really do think im meant to be alone, and thats ok, better to try and find happiness in other things. Idk what though. Life is shit and empty and boring, theres nothing to do

Theres nothing to do
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>>84001925
Stop projecting foid u view us as non humans
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>>84001970
That doesn't sound like a 2/10 at all.
The date is very odd behavior though
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>>84001970
I feel bad for you, if I didn't realize the same women who were nice to me, only were nice because they were fat. Then once they became skinnny they switched up. So, you're essentially a BPD pretty girl, in personality disguise
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>>84001707
>Also plenty of women are single and looking for love
Where are they?
>so you must be choosing to be alone, which is strange
So they chose not to hang out with me though
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>>84002044
He was awful. An awful man. Went on a horrible far right rant about people on welfare too, and was just unpleasant. He knows im left wing too

>>84002054
Dont be mean to me, im my own person. I dont treat people badly, not even when i was pretty and thin, i still volunteered and helped.

I have such awful problems ive had enough
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>>84001970
U would never give a chance to a sub5 man so stop whining
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>>84002114
Yes i would if he treated me well and had good hygiene
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>>84002121
Even at 5'7?
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>>84002189
Yes, even at 5'7, i dont mind at this point
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>>84000347
>>dont date a woman that is tall
Genuinely never heard this
>>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
Bait.
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>>84000658
>One guy said i was too full on but i dont understand what he means
He means you have BPD
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>>84001054
>not racist
Ew, dropped.
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>>84002268
But i cant help that, its genetic. He was horrible anyway, i later found out he has a gf, for years. My trust in people is 0.

I asked him to date me and he said no, now i know why.
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>>84000347
My ideal gf is tall, chubby, around 25, has a high sex drive, and is a shutin

Come at me nigga
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>>84002864
same but without the high sex drive cuz id rather cuddle
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The root of all male loneliness is obesity.
~40% of people are obese with women being ~10% more likely than men to be severely obese.
So many women are obese and thus select themselves out of the dating pool.
This results in a lot of men competing over a small number of attractive (not fat) women.
Once Ozempic and other GLP1s become more widespread male loneliness is going to go away, mark my words.
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>be self-proclaimed femcel ITT
>bitch and cry that all men are evil monsters
>berate guys for doing the same 'woe is me everyone is evil' incel spiel you do yourself
God I wish I was a woman so I'd be allowed to have insane double standards and treat it as normal.
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>>84002898
This is a deeply horrible thing to say
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>>84000352
>But dont pull a suprised pikachu face when 95% of women are excluded from your dating pool
95% of women are the spawn of satan so why would we care? dumb cunt
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>>84003254
Lay off the McDonald's, porky
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>>84000347
>dont date a woman that is tall
>dont date a woman thats chubby
>dont date a woman thats over 25
>dont date a woman that has a high sex drive
>dont date a woman thats an anti social shut in
My ideal. Tragically she is Chad only.
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>>84000347
>having kids
a choice
>tall
Caring about muh height is for women. Only women do that shit
>chubby
a choice
>over 25
literally everyone is under 25 at some point retard. You chose not to take advantage of your youth while you still had it
>career
I dont even get along with MEN who obsess over muh career. Its the number 1 sign of a brainwashed corporate normalfag slave
>low sex drive
obviously men want sex dumbass
>high sex drive
Most men PREFER this as long as she isnt fucking 7 different guys at the same time lmao
>travel
code word for fucking around and hooking up with random men around the world
>anti social shut in
True that most men in general hate this but most 4chan users probably want this unironically
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>>84000877
>Are you a virgin?
No.
>Will you remain one for your wife too?
I deflowered my future wife already.
>Will your marriage be arranged?
No, cause I don't live in some third world shithole.
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>>84001588
Even the elites arent actually loved by their women. Gates and Bezos are just betabuxxers. Both of their wives even divorced them so they could have access to all their billions without having to fuck them once a week lmao
As a man you will literally NEVER be loved unconditionally
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>>84000347
My advice to other men:
>don't date a woman
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>>84000347
You were supposed to meet someone in childhood or teenage years that you eventually marry. If you didn't do this then you're fucked for the rest of your life.
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>don't date a woman who is tall
No man really cares about a womans height.
>don't date a woman who is chubby
Thats like the preference of 99% of men on the planet
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>>84000347
>dont date a woman that has kids
Literally the only one of those that is unironically true and many retards still do it out of desperation anyway



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