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>another miserable day
>parents are invited to dinner by their frens
>me too
>but dunno if im going to join them
>there is a high risk of arriving back home very late at night
>I have to go out for tomorrow morning
>im going to need my sleep to survive the day
>at the same nothing ever happens at home
>im mostly just bored and in agony
>google the resturant they have plans for this evening
>meh doesn't look interesting at all for me
>but its not like I have any better plans
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>>84001505
i nutted over 50 times last week, and i didnt even feel it
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>>84001520
Yea I think ur p*nis needs a break
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>>84001505
Nothing tasty to eat at the restaurant?
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>>84001569
They have steaks but dunno
Most likely not the kind of steaks I prefer
>seems like a "trendy" place
>its gonna be crowded
>everyone is going to be drunk n annoying
IDK
>alternative is to buy ice cream & get high at home
>that isnt thrilling either
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>>84001505
OP you would look better if you tried to look like picrel you posted
TRANSGENDERNVKE
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>>84001642
But im not trans
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>>84001646
It's never to late for the pink pill, nona
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>take a shower
>get ready to go out
>but still haven't decide on if I go 0r stay at home
>>84001702
I will take the pink pill and troon out if you give me 25 BTC
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>>84001719
>25BTC
Sry nona, but if you want to feel better, you'll have to pay for estradiol yourself :(
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>parents still need a bit time to get ready
>go for a coffee n cig
>still uncertain about joining them
>even while being ready2go
>but I guess im going to join them while grumpy
>>84001732
Too bad
I wont troon out for less desu
If bitcoin keeps crashing I will demand for moar.
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>on the Autobahn
>still not sure if it would be better to stay at home
>welp I guess its too late to decide otherwise now
>https://youtu.be/R401j1QAvEg?si=y7wLuf3hKMM5d3dl
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>>84001520
bro that's too much, you gotta switch to meth
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>Most likely not the kind of steaks I prefer
Holy out of touch batman...
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>want a cig
>still around a hour left til we arrive
>just befor I could post
>we have a quick stop
>smoke a cig in a hurry
>joke to mom that I still haven't decided about joining them or staying at home
>she jokes bacc that I should start walking back home
>buy ice cream for everyone
>back on the Autobahn
>>84002244
Yes cause I only want meat from animals that are about to go extinct, wrapped in leaf gold, just like in Dubai
Bruh actually my favorite place for steak is just Texas Roadhouse, its a chain
Still beats every "steakhouse" in germoney
But there is one place close to us that has good steak
I even invited a girl to there for a date
Obviously it didnt worked out cause else I wouldnt be here
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>posting this while being underwater
>>84002244
Ur smart enough to figure out where I am rn retard
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>>84002322
Beef steak is a luxury if you're European to begin with. Europoors only know pork and chicken. Sometimes veal or lamb. You'd know if you were one. Out of touch allegations remain, California boy.
>>84002381
You're in some bullshidd richfag attraction idk. 100% of my brain is used for sneeding about Jews slash Christians.
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>>84002457
>Beef steak is a luxury if you're European to begin with. Eur
Thats retarded
I see cows everywhere in yuroop
>You're in some bullshidd richfag attraction idk. 100%
Elb Tunnel was the right answer you dumb fuck
You knew that
>100% of my brain is used for sneeding about Jews slash Christians.
That wont turn you into a girl either
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>>84002505
>I see cows everywhere in yuroop
Way to expose yourself even more, city boy. I actually owned them. Euros mostly use cows for milk, not meat.
>You knew that
Why would I know about a random tunnel in Germoney???? Baka.
>That wont turn you into a girl either
Neither will hormone-fed steak.
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Also, back in the day we used to breed these cute rat things for sale for their fur. Used to be a pretty popular business.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria
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>>84002526
>city boy
I remember when we moved to Hamburg for a while
and my classmates here made fun of me for being a rural boy
Well im back to being a rural boy since ova a decade
>Euros mostly use cows for milk, not meat
well euros are retarded
>lets save the environment and fuck ourself So BAD
>Why would I know about a random tunnel in Germoney???? Baka.
Cause you seem to look up information about my culture and places I went to
And im pretty sure you posted a wiki about the Elbtunnel once after mentioning I was in Hamburg
>Neither will hormone-fed steak.
Im not trying to
>>84002559
You will be able to tell that I became rich fr once I post about having a coat with chinchilla fur
>at parents frens place atm
>tfw this is where my japan travel started
>TAKE ME BACK
>have a BIG glass of tequila
Im so drunk already
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>parents fren talking about changing his name again
>"I have to change it cause I habe the name of a pdf file"
>be like STOP TALKING ABOUT MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA LIKE THAT
>one of my family names implies that im a direct descendant of that prophet of islam
>the universe is truly the biggest comedy show
>imagine one of prophet mohammeds grea grea great great grandkid turns out to be a depressive weeb
>comedy gold
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>>84002657
>and my classmates here made fun of me for being a rural boy
Pretty sure they were just being racist, baka.
>well euros are retarded
True, I guess.
>Cause you seem to look up information about my culture and places I went to
I just know a lot of random stuff.
>And im pretty sure you posted a wiki about the Elbtunnel
No, but I've been in your area a few times. But just because Legoland is nearby. It's a wide river and it's pretty windy and Kaufland or whatever is big also is pretty much all I remember.
>Im so drunk already
Am prepared tonight.
>>84002713
If it's any solace, Islamic names are mostly fake cause Mongols destroyed any semblance of continuity.
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>>84002729
Hey cutie
Are you often around here???
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Literally every day. This body ain't getting any younger.
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>>84002807
Moar reasons why you should let me eat ur ass and put my dick into it
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>slip and fall months ago
>pain still flares up sometimes
True zoomlennial momento.
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>>84002835
I will suck your dick for 100 bucks
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>>84002849
I'm a gross old man and 100 bucks is pennies in Norway.
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>>84002856
Im n0t a catholic priest
And with 100 bucks I mean euros
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>>84001646
>last line of the anime is 'seriously, who even cares' (about being an unpopular girl)
>no one watches the anime
>becomes popular 10 years later for girlfailures because she's 'relatable'
>still no one watches the anime but they swear they have

i mean she is relatable but you really need to see how dumb it is to use a character from an anime where the message is to not care about being unpopular as a flag
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>>84002889
I'm saving myself for a girl to have a larpagan wedding with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p76ZvjDF58
>And with 100 bucks I mean euros
That's the same. I thought you'd know shidd like that, bazaar bro.
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>>84002856
norge traden i min pik :DDDDD
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>>84002891
She is my waifu since like 2013
I wont read the rest
>>84002916
Okay
1 bj is 500 yuros now for you
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>Norgay former prime minster attempts to an hero over Epstein investigations
Ogay, maybe this cunt not too bad after all.
>>84002931
Tilbake til /int/, niqqa.
>>84002934
Sigh. Alcogol just reveals our true essence.
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Of course normos are not ready for the true blackpill in that all their beloved (((royal))) families have been in the pockets of the Rotchschilds since the 1800s. Hang them all publicly.
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It's so ironic, since theit\r right to rule comes from YHW. It's literally codified. Like, what did you expect?
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Ceb winter pale is like my summer pale.
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>its like a fancy "all you can eat"
>waiters go around with different kind of dishes
>ask ur table if someone wants something from them
>their beef slices are tasty
>order a raspberry cocktail
>holy shit it has SO much alcohol
>im 2drunk now
>>84002946
Oklay dumb fuck
1 bj for you costs now 2500 yuros
>>84003048
I know cause I had moar s*x with female lithuanians than you
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>>84003097
>1 bj for you costs now 2500 yuros
Piss off, silver is going up soon.
>I know cause I had moar s*x with female lithuanians than you
Am surprised you don't use that bulli more often. We're both subhuman in our own ways, but I guess I'm just eye candy for your rich Persian tastes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saqaliba#Saqaliba_slave_trade
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My mom is like
>do you have any of them meds of yours hidden away somewhere
Am like
>noo??? I ate them all???
She like
>damn, I liked them cause they helped with staying skinny for me
Ughh Ogeyy?
>me stealing premium candy stash from my dad's gf while hooked on anti-psychotics:
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>>84003138
We should make out while jerking off our dicks together desu
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>>84003211
You would probs get even harder if my dick is bigger than yours.
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>>84003218
You will get even harder once my tongue is inside ur throat fag
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>>84003238
You wish I was Kanoe, but I am not.
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>big fan of their grilled ananas
>goes well together with slices of grilled beef
>>84003245
*sexs you*
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>>84003297
You hate me, but I am eating borgar. I am but a cute boy tossed from his rightful treasure.
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>>84003317
I hate you so much im gonna lick ur feet and stick my tongue inside ur ass
STOP GIVING ME A BONER WHILE IM IN PULIBIC REEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEE
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>>84003348
Well. I am actually cute unironically rather cute in some ways. Also, you can get rid of your boner by flexing your leg muscles that I know you have.
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You rich fucking bitch. I bet those Lithuanian girls moan real good.
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>have more ananas & beef
>my tummy is full
>time for a cig
>dunno if I eat moar meat
>0r go for dessert now
>>84003391
Dont worry
I will make you moan like that too
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>>84003436
But I don't fake anything. Goodnight.
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>>84003446
Yea totally fake of her to remove the condom during lewds and force me to stay inside of her
I guess you are going to sleep befor u turn gay
Goodnights
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>tummy wants to explode
>their dessert bar is pretty good
>go smoke another cig
>probably my last round of dessert befor I giv up on eating any moar
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Threw up and showered. Now I smell like fried chikien and wateremelone.
>>84003464
>>84003572
You sicken me, but I am too drunk. I just gotta be parasocialo with your rich influencer lyfe.
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>gg no re
>my tummy is about to explode
>I could just fall asleep now
>they let you to pick up a ticket at the end
>3 of us won a giftbag
>containts everything to make a cocktail they sell here at home
>it comes with a glass and the alcohol needed for it
>one of us won a gift card for a free cocktail
>one ticket was a nothing burger
>>84003609
You dream of being a girl AND my gf who I breed every other hour desu
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>>84003702
My mommy took 40k from me tomorrow, but if she didn't , I'd use it on exclusive right on your mouth, bitch. Good thing this honey cake doesn't cost nearly as much.
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You fucking ''neets'' living off like 2500 bucks a month in a shoddy commieblock need to kys.
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>>84003724
SO you WOULD pay me for succs
Ur mommy just took ur cash away cause you spend it all on alcohol
>>84003794
Okay ms actual richfag
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>>84003814
>Ur mommy just took ur cash away cause you spend it all on alcohol
Actually true for once.
>Okay ms actual richfag
My mommy works in a position that controls the finances of important ppl kind of like Epstein did unironically, that's why.
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Once in a while she's like
''My client is this sportsball player, do you want an autograph.''
Niqqa, do I look like I care about sportsball at all???
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>>84003829
Actually rich unlike us
You should hire a blue collar boy like me to get ur dick sucked
Cause I need the cash moar than you do
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>>84003870
Maybe true, but we bought a modest haus here in Norgay that is away in the nature and we don't drive overly nice cars as your dad does. You really don't need that much.
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>>84001646
>hides behind anime girls
>But im not a groomer
pick one
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>>84003849
Wait a moment
YOUR MOM IS MAXWELL???
YOU ARE A JEW????
>aiste is a self loathing jew
Wow you are such a stereotype
wait...your dick is cut?? I cry
>>84003883
Dad realized his porsche wont give him gains
He wants to sell it now
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>>84003889
Epstein's family is from around the same area as mine unironcially and my surname might have Jewish influence, but most likely not.
>wait...your dick is cut??
No, otherwise I wouldn't have mild phimosis.
>He wants to sell it now
Same, I guess. My mom just left her Jaguar behind cause she wasn't driving it anyway cause she's afraid of driving anyway.
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>>84003928
>but most likely not.
do a dna ancestry test, I dare u
>, otherwise I wouldn't have mild phimosis.
...is that a lithuanian issue??? My ex lithuanian bf had that too
Ig putting my tongue between your foreskin may not feel that great
well we have to try out to know for sure
>cause she's afraid of driving anyway.
literally me
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>>84003974
>do a dna ancestry test, I dare u
>giving the Jews rights to my cuteness on a genetic level
Uhm... No.
>...is that a lithuanian issue???
Pretty sure it's just comes from not masturbating right as a teen. Not gonna comment on the rest, ya homo.
>cause she's afraid of driving anyway.
It as nice to be picked up from school in that car sometimes cause all the other kids were jelly that an autismo like me was also rich.
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>>84004001
>Not gonna comment on the rest, ya homo.
Pay me to put my tongue between ur foreskin
>that an autismo like me was also rich.
That settles it
Ur the richfag
I have to go out for labour in the early morning tomorrow
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>>84004027
Right, but like in Lithuania all that stuff was rich people stuff. In Norway it's somewhat more middle class.
>Pay me to put my tongue between ur foreskin
I'll just do stretches with coconut oil baka.
>I have to go out for labour in the early morning tomorrow
You'll make millions if you just stop begin sadge.
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>at parent's frens place
>we will head back home asap
>after im finished with my tea & cig
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>>84004060
>You'll make millions if you just stop begin sadge.
I will make millions if you pay me to apply that coconut oil on your dicc
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>>84004066
Only organic/girl oils shall touch my pp.
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>>84004081
I will fap to ur feet n eye pic once I get back home
U asked for it
If im not KO'ed by then
>trying not to throw up
>I ate A LOT
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>>84004090
>I will fap to ur feet n eye pic once I get back home
Well, you're pretty feminine, so I'll just assume a girl would appreciate them too and rest easy.
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>>84004097
You should post more fap material to be desu
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>>84004135
I'm just your average Slavic boy who shouldn't be seeking validation from gay men online.
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>>84004161
>wont post his dick cause else I would see that he is actually cut
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>>84004203
You probs projecting your ex bf on me or sumffin.
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Bet he was blond (perfect for butt stuff). Am not at all.
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>>84001558
>p*nis
What did (You) mean by this?
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>>84004212
no he was uncut
Ms GOLDBERG
>driving back home
>I should try to sleep already
>>84004217
Stop acting jelly over nothing
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>>84004231
I am a sickly slavcel with vision and breathing issues. You'd hate me irl or if you weren't drunk .
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>>84004228
His/her p*nis ofc!
If you nut that much yr d*ck is most likely KO and needs some rest, they even mentioned that they dont feel it, so its most likely KO
>>84004249
In the worst case you hab pretty eyes
So i will just focus on them while sucking you off
I should shush now
Im going to need as much sleep as I can get for tomorrow
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>>84004263
Thanks, but I'd rather close them shut forever.
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>arrive back home
>couldnt sleep during the ride back
>less than 6h til I have to wake up
>welp thats not optimal at all
>>84004292
I get to die befor u bitch
You are actually rich, dont need to go out for work like me
>>
>read some news
>"hurdurr turkey prepares to invade northern iran incase of a war with the US"
PLEASE let erdogan be retarded enough
Iranian missiles demolishing turkey would give me SO much joy



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