>another miserable day>parents are invited to dinner by their frens>me too>but dunno if im going to join them>there is a high risk of arriving back home very late at night>I have to go out for tomorrow morning >im going to need my sleep to survive the day>at the same nothing ever happens at home>im mostly just bored and in agony >google the resturant they have plans for this evening >meh doesn't look interesting at all for me>but its not like I have any better plans
>>84001505i nutted over 50 times last week, and i didnt even feel it
>>84001520Yea I think ur p*nis needs a break
>>84001505Nothing tasty to eat at the restaurant?
>>84001569They have steaks but dunnoMost likely not the kind of steaks I prefer>seems like a "trendy" place>its gonna be crowded >everyone is going to be drunk n annoying IDK>alternative is to buy ice cream & get high at home>that isnt thrilling either
>>84001505OP you would look better if you tried to look like picrel you posted TRANSGENDERNVKE
>>84001642But im not trans
>>84001646It's never to late for the pink pill, nona
>take a shower>get ready to go out>but still haven't decide on if I go 0r stay at home>>84001702I will take the pink pill and troon out if you give me 25 BTC
>>84001719>25BTCSry nona, but if you want to feel better, you'll have to pay for estradiol yourself :(
>parents still need a bit time to get ready >go for a coffee n cig>still uncertain about joining them>even while being ready2go >but I guess im going to join them while grumpy >>84001732Too badI wont troon out for less desuIf bitcoin keeps crashing I will demand for moar.
>on the Autobahn >still not sure if it would be better to stay at home>welp I guess its too late to decide otherwise now>https://youtu.be/R401j1QAvEg?si=y7wLuf3hKMM5d3dl
>>84001520bro that's too much, you gotta switch to meth
>Most likely not the kind of steaks I preferHoly out of touch batman...
>want a cig>still around a hour left til we arrive >just befor I could post>we have a quick stop>smoke a cig in a hurry>joke to mom that I still haven't decided about joining them or staying at home>she jokes bacc that I should start walking back home>buy ice cream for everyone >back on the Autobahn >>84002244Yes cause I only want meat from animals that are about to go extinct, wrapped in leaf gold, just like in DubaiBruh actually my favorite place for steak is just Texas Roadhouse, its a chainStill beats every "steakhouse" in germoney But there is one place close to us that has good steakI even invited a girl to there for a dateObviously it didnt worked out cause else I wouldnt be here
>posting this while being underwater >>84002244Ur smart enough to figure out where I am rn retard
>>84002322Beef steak is a luxury if you're European to begin with. Europoors only know pork and chicken. Sometimes veal or lamb. You'd know if you were one. Out of touch allegations remain, California boy.>>84002381You're in some bullshidd richfag attraction idk. 100% of my brain is used for sneeding about Jews slash Christians.
>>84002457>Beef steak is a luxury if you're European to begin with. EurThats retarded I see cows everywhere in yuroop>You're in some bullshidd richfag attraction idk. 100%Elb Tunnel was the right answer you dumb fuckYou knew that>100% of my brain is used for sneeding about Jews slash Christians.That wont turn you into a girl either
>>84002505>I see cows everywhere in yuroopWay to expose yourself even more, city boy. I actually owned them. Euros mostly use cows for milk, not meat.>You knew thatWhy would I know about a random tunnel in Germoney???? Baka.>That wont turn you into a girl eitherNeither will hormone-fed steak.
Also, back in the day we used to breed these cute rat things for sale for their fur. Used to be a pretty popular business. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria
>>84002526>city boyI remember when we moved to Hamburg for a whileand my classmates here made fun of me for being a rural boyWell im back to being a rural boy since ova a decade >Euros mostly use cows for milk, not meatwell euros are retarded >lets save the environment and fuck ourself So BAD>Why would I know about a random tunnel in Germoney???? Baka.Cause you seem to look up information about my culture and places I went toAnd im pretty sure you posted a wiki about the Elbtunnel once after mentioning I was in Hamburg>Neither will hormone-fed steak.Im not trying to>>84002559You will be able to tell that I became rich fr once I post about having a coat with chinchilla fur>at parents frens place atm>tfw this is where my japan travel started >TAKE ME BACK>have a BIG glass of tequila Im so drunk already
>parents fren talking about changing his name again>"I have to change it cause I habe the name of a pdf file">be like STOP TALKING ABOUT MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA LIKE THAT>one of my family names implies that im a direct descendant of that prophet of islam>the universe is truly the biggest comedy show>imagine one of prophet mohammeds grea grea great great grandkid turns out to be a depressive weeb>comedy gold
>>84002657>and my classmates here made fun of me for being a rural boyPretty sure they were just being racist, baka.>well euros are retardedTrue, I guess.>Cause you seem to look up information about my culture and places I went toI just know a lot of random stuff.>And im pretty sure you posted a wiki about the ElbtunnelNo, but I've been in your area a few times. But just because Legoland is nearby. It's a wide river and it's pretty windy and Kaufland or whatever is big also is pretty much all I remember. >Im so drunk alreadyAm prepared tonight.>>84002713If it's any solace, Islamic names are mostly fake cause Mongols destroyed any semblance of continuity.
>>84002729Hey cutieAre you often around here???
Literally every day. This body ain't getting any younger.
>>84002807Moar reasons why you should let me eat ur ass and put my dick into it
>slip and fall months ago>pain still flares up sometimesTrue zoomlennial momento.
>>84002835I will suck your dick for 100 bucks
>>84002849I'm a gross old man and 100 bucks is pennies in Norway.
>>84002856Im n0t a catholic priestAnd with 100 bucks I mean euros
>>84001646>last line of the anime is 'seriously, who even cares' (about being an unpopular girl)>no one watches the anime>becomes popular 10 years later for girlfailures because she's 'relatable'>still no one watches the anime but they swear they havei mean she is relatable but you really need to see how dumb it is to use a character from an anime where the message is to not care about being unpopular as a flag
>>84002889I'm saving myself for a girl to have a larpagan wedding with.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p76ZvjDF58>And with 100 bucks I mean eurosThat's the same. I thought you'd know shidd like that, bazaar bro.
>>84002856norge traden i min pik :DDDDD
>>84002891She is my waifu since like 2013I wont read the rest>>84002916Okay1 bj is 500 yuros now for you
>Norgay former prime minster attempts to an hero over Epstein investigationsOgay, maybe this cunt not too bad after all.>>84002931Tilbake til /int/, niqqa.>>84002934Sigh. Alcogol just reveals our true essence.
Of course normos are not ready for the true blackpill in that all their beloved (((royal))) families have been in the pockets of the Rotchschilds since the 1800s. Hang them all publicly.
It's so ironic, since theit\r right to rule comes from YHW. It's literally codified. Like, what did you expect?
Ceb winter pale is like my summer pale.
>its like a fancy "all you can eat">waiters go around with different kind of dishes>ask ur table if someone wants something from them>their beef slices are tasty>order a raspberry cocktail>holy shit it has SO much alcohol>im 2drunk now>>84002946Oklay dumb fuck1 bj for you costs now 2500 yuros>>84003048I know cause I had moar s*x with female lithuanians than you
>>84003097>1 bj for you costs now 2500 yurosPiss off, silver is going up soon.>I know cause I had moar s*x with female lithuanians than youAm surprised you don't use that bulli more often. We're both subhuman in our own ways, but I guess I'm just eye candy for your rich Persian tastes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saqaliba#Saqaliba_slave_trade
My mom is like>do you have any of them meds of yours hidden away somewhereAm like>noo??? I ate them all???She like>damn, I liked them cause they helped with staying skinny for meUghh Ogeyy?>me stealing premium candy stash from my dad's gf while hooked on anti-psychotics:
>>84003138We should make out while jerking off our dicks together desu
>>84003211You would probs get even harder if my dick is bigger than yours.
>>84003218You will get even harder once my tongue is inside ur throat fag
>>84003238You wish I was Kanoe, but I am not.
>big fan of their grilled ananas>goes well together with slices of grilled beef>>84003245*sexs you*
>>84003297You hate me, but I am eating borgar. I am but a cute boy tossed from his rightful treasure.
>>84003317I hate you so much im gonna lick ur feet and stick my tongue inside ur assSTOP GIVING ME A BONER WHILE IM IN PULIBIC REEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEE
>>84003348Well. I am actually cute unironically rather cute in some ways. Also, you can get rid of your boner by flexing your leg muscles that I know you have.
You rich fucking bitch. I bet those Lithuanian girls moan real good.
>have more ananas & beef>my tummy is full>time for a cig>dunno if I eat moar meat>0r go for dessert now>>84003391Dont worryI will make you moan like that too
>>84003436But I don't fake anything. Goodnight.
>>84003446Yea totally fake of her to remove the condom during lewds and force me to stay inside of herI guess you are going to sleep befor u turn gayGoodnights
>tummy wants to explode >their dessert bar is pretty good>go smoke another cig>probably my last round of dessert befor I giv up on eating any moar
Threw up and showered. Now I smell like fried chikien and wateremelone.>>84003464>>84003572You sicken me, but I am too drunk. I just gotta be parasocialo with your rich influencer lyfe.
>gg no re>my tummy is about to explode>I could just fall asleep now>they let you to pick up a ticket at the end>3 of us won a giftbag>containts everything to make a cocktail they sell here at home>it comes with a glass and the alcohol needed for it>one of us won a gift card for a free cocktail >one ticket was a nothing burger>>84003609You dream of being a girl AND my gf who I breed every other hour desu
>>84003702My mommy took 40k from me tomorrow, but if she didn't , I'd use it on exclusive right on your mouth, bitch. Good thing this honey cake doesn't cost nearly as much.
You fucking ''neets'' living off like 2500 bucks a month in a shoddy commieblock need to kys.
>>84003724SO you WOULD pay me for succsUr mommy just took ur cash away cause you spend it all on alcohol>>84003794Okay ms actual richfag
>>84003814>Ur mommy just took ur cash away cause you spend it all on alcoholActually true for once.>Okay ms actual richfagMy mommy works in a position that controls the finances of important ppl kind of like Epstein did unironically, that's why.
Once in a while she's like''My client is this sportsball player, do you want an autograph.''Niqqa, do I look like I care about sportsball at all???
>>84003829Actually rich unlike usYou should hire a blue collar boy like me to get ur dick suckedCause I need the cash moar than you do
>>84003870Maybe true, but we bought a modest haus here in Norgay that is away in the nature and we don't drive overly nice cars as your dad does. You really don't need that much.
>>84001646>hides behind anime girls>But im not a groomerpick one
>>84003849Wait a momentYOUR MOM IS MAXWELL???YOU ARE A JEW????>aiste is a self loathing jewWow you are such a stereotype wait...your dick is cut?? I cry>>84003883Dad realized his porsche wont give him gainsHe wants to sell it now
>>84003889Epstein's family is from around the same area as mine unironcially and my surname might have Jewish influence, but most likely not. >wait...your dick is cut??No, otherwise I wouldn't have mild phimosis.>He wants to sell it nowSame, I guess. My mom just left her Jaguar behind cause she wasn't driving it anyway cause she's afraid of driving anyway.
>>84003928>but most likely not.do a dna ancestry test, I dare u>, otherwise I wouldn't have mild phimosis....is that a lithuanian issue??? My ex lithuanian bf had that tooIg putting my tongue between your foreskin may not feel that greatwell we have to try out to know for sure >cause she's afraid of driving anyway.literally me
>>84003974>do a dna ancestry test, I dare u>giving the Jews rights to my cuteness on a genetic levelUhm... No.>...is that a lithuanian issue???Pretty sure it's just comes from not masturbating right as a teen. Not gonna comment on the rest, ya homo.>cause she's afraid of driving anyway.It as nice to be picked up from school in that car sometimes cause all the other kids were jelly that an autismo like me was also rich.
>>84004001>Not gonna comment on the rest, ya homo.Pay me to put my tongue between ur foreskin>that an autismo like me was also rich.That settles itUr the richfagI have to go out for labour in the early morning tomorrow
>>84004027Right, but like in Lithuania all that stuff was rich people stuff. In Norway it's somewhat more middle class. >Pay me to put my tongue between ur foreskinI'll just do stretches with coconut oil baka.>I have to go out for labour in the early morning tomorrowYou'll make millions if you just stop begin sadge.
>at parent's frens place>we will head back home asap>after im finished with my tea & cig
>>84004060>You'll make millions if you just stop begin sadge.I will make millions if you pay me to apply that coconut oil on your dicc
>>84004066Only organic/girl oils shall touch my pp.
>>84004081I will fap to ur feet n eye pic once I get back homeU asked for itIf im not KO'ed by then>trying not to throw up>I ate A LOT
>>84004090>I will fap to ur feet n eye pic once I get back homeWell, you're pretty feminine, so I'll just assume a girl would appreciate them too and rest easy.
>>84004097You should post more fap material to be desu
>>84004135I'm just your average Slavic boy who shouldn't be seeking validation from gay men online.
>>84004161>wont post his dick cause else I would see that he is actually cut
>>84004203You probs projecting your ex bf on me or sumffin.
Bet he was blond (perfect for butt stuff). Am not at all.
>>84001558>p*nisWhat did (You) mean by this?
>>84004212no he was uncutMs GOLDBERG>driving back home>I should try to sleep already >>84004217Stop acting jelly over nothing
>>84004231I am a sickly slavcel with vision and breathing issues. You'd hate me irl or if you weren't drunk .
>>84004228His/her p*nis ofc!If you nut that much yr d*ck is most likely KO and needs some rest, they even mentioned that they dont feel it, so its most likely KO>>84004249In the worst case you hab pretty eyesSo i will just focus on them while sucking you offI should shush nowIm going to need as much sleep as I can get for tomorrow
>>84004263Thanks, but I'd rather close them shut forever.
>arrive back home>couldnt sleep during the ride back>less than 6h til I have to wake up>welp thats not optimal at all>>84004292I get to die befor u bitchYou are actually rich, dont need to go out for work like me
>read some news>"hurdurr turkey prepares to invade northern iran incase of a war with the US"PLEASE let erdogan be retarded enough Iranian missiles demolishing turkey would give me SO much joy
