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I have discovered the cure for all the world's ailments - sickness, manletism, bad driving, low iq, aggression, weakness, etc. Perhaps even aging.

I am going to enjoy the cure to myself however. I am not convinced that I should share the cure yet.

I believe I know when things started all going downhill on the human timeline and why. The cure is a relatively modern invention however.

Huehuehue. Day one of the cure.
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>>84001708
i deadass thought she waa taking a shit in the thumbnail
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>>84001724
shitdick lmao
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>>84001708
I always want to go full speed into their asshole when I see a woman do this just FULL SPEED AHOY
it would be a disaster, a destruction
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Sause? That pussy is gripping the hell out of that dildo.
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>>84001724
same bruh alot of bbc look like shit from distance
>>84001708
what is it? dont tell me the pic is related
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op here im east asian btw. high east asian iq is winning. ive already told my close friends (both Chads) the cure. i wont be telling you all because reasons.
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>>84001937
i am from asia too can i get atleast half of the truth?
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>>84001965
fine. red LED lights, use them. replace your lightbulbs. trees and tortoises love sunlight and have special cells. they live for a long time, trees are pratically immortal under ideal conditions.

humans are stressed from lights inside the house, on our tvs and computers. it messes up our hormones and sleep. imagine having this stress for your whole life - would turn into all kinds of ailments later on right?

the cure - red LED lights. they promote deep, healing sleep. a good sleep will fix almost all ailments after a while - your body will recharge and fight whatever is wrong during sleep.

YOU MAY THANK ME, WORLD - but please say thank you to the mighty Solar of Oghma - without his help i wouldnt have ever discovered this treatment cure.
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>>84001992
OMG, IT WAS THIS MAGNIFICIENT COLOUR ALL ALONG

thank you for imparting such important info

wait then why do we use it at traffic signals?
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>>84002009
right? i was thinking that as well driving home with my LED red flood light. but i didnt care that much.
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>>84001992
dont you need specific wavelenghts for health benefits? just a normal red led for your room wont do anything. i think.
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>>84001724
>there are "humans" on this planet who actually have a turd for a penis
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA!!
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>>84001724
and that's why you zoomed in?
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>>84001824
This post made me kek thanks anon

>>84001992
>fell for the snake oil placebo award



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