Every time my boyfriend opens a door in our apartment, he yells "gentle fist" and uses his palm to push it open. It's starting to piss me off. I told him to stop the stupid ass quirky shit but he's not stopping. What do I do
Bite off penis
Pro-tip: it's something OP did himself but has to project it on his imaginary partner because he's deathly afraid of strangers online calling him cringe. It's very sad actually.
Stop being a homosexual and you'll no longer need to worry about a boyfriend.
>>84002639doing something this retarded as well as not stopping when first suggested means you guys should definitely break up. I can guarantee you this shit is like just the tip of the iceberg. You want to get away from this sped. Moving in was such a bad idea you should bow your head in shame.I feel embarrassed for you. Everyone who knows you irl does as well.
>>84002639Go complain on a non-incel board, sex haver
And yet you give him your bussy while I get nothing
>>84002639Based NejiCHAD.
>>84002639What does he say when he shoves his fist up your ass?
