>"Your wife is one lucky woman!">"I bet your wife loves you so much!">"Why aren't you wearing your wedding ring, anon?"I'M NOT FUCKING MARRIEDWHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME I'M MARRIED
Why are you telling us instead of them? Are you dumb?
Everyone's first question to me is if I have kids or how my kids are doing. I don't have kids. I've never been married and don't wear a wedding ring. I don't know where people got this idea.
>>84002962BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD.HOW OLD ARE YOU, OLD MAN?
>>84002974I just wanted to let it out of the system..>>84002975Funny shit huh?We don't give off "daddy" vibes, we give off actual, unironic, "dad" vibes
>>84002962My students started asking me about my family recently for some reason and it's weird.
>>84003011>tfw 33 year old virginI'm gonna die this way. I don't even believe in having kids because the bible says most people go to Hell.
>>84002986I'm 28 this yearWhen my parents were my age, they had 3 kids already
>>84002975Yeah, at a certain age, if you're not just an actual drooling retard with very obvious defects, everyone just assumes you have kids. I'm almost 40 and people always assume I have children if they don't already know me.
>>84002975After certain age you are expected to have a family, people don't assume that you failed in life like you did
>>84002962This is a sign! You NEED to get WIFED!
>>84003046I thought you were late 30s or 40s.
>>84002962You're old dumbass. Or at least look old. If you don't want to be called boomer/unc/dad you should probably lose 20-40 pounds and start dressing like a younger guy instead of a middle aged suburbanite who let himself go(that's if you're not balding of course. If you are just give up you're a boomer now lmao)
>>84002962I'd take this as a compliment. As a 31yo babyface manlet people just ask me how I'm enjoying summer break from school or ask why I'm not at school. I'm not even joking. It used to royally piss me off. But now I just give them bullshit answers. If I tell them my age they just laugh and go maaaan I thought you were like 16.
