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I'm going to the gym, does anybody want anything from there???
(Please don't ask me to anal probe other gymgoers)
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>>84003182
Could you get me ten plates and a protein shake thx
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>>84003182
>Please don't ask me to anal probe other gymgoers
FUCK.
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Some gymthots bottled sweat
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>>84003190
>Could you get me ten plates and a protein shake thx
How many plates? What weight? As for the protein shake, flavor? Is "warcrimes lab fwawewwy cheesecake" fine?
>>84003206
Champ, I don't speak "ayylmao" and I don't have a degree in medicine either. Sorry...
>>84003217
I'll try but I'm not promising anything...
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>>84003182
bring me the gainz
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>>84003182
anally probe the big nigger
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>>84003182
COME GIVE ME ATTENTION
THE EMPTINESS I FEEL
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>>84003884
No. The gainz are MINE. FUARK.

>>84003895
Anon I am serious when I say I don't speak "ayylmao" and when I say I am not a doctor. Sadly my name is not Daniil Dankovskii or Artemy Burakh either. Sad, so sad.

>>84003915
Damn I didn't remember that song. Maybe I should rewatch Darker than Black S1...
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>>84003182
i want you to anal probe yourself
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>>84003182
bring me a gf
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>>84003948
You do not need to be a doctor to probe a nigger. That is a misconception spread by (((them)))
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>>84003969
That doesn't sound pleasant, no thanks bro.
>>84003996
If I found a gf at the gym I'd keep her for myself. Addendum: I'm not trying to find a gf at the gym, it would really piss off the fembots I like that also like me.
>>84004025
Yeah but the nigger would notice and remember. I'm trying to be professional you see: if he remembers I'd like it to be at least a little bit pleasant for the nigger. I mean, as far as "pleasant" an anal probing can be.
By the way I'm back and I brought you what you asked for, here:
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>>84003182
You just reminded me of a dream I had about a muscle mommy girl letting me rub all over her muscles.
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>>84003182
Swallow cum so you can get test straight from the tap, this actually works.
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>>84003182
Get some sun on your testicles so you can get test straight from the nature, this actually works
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>>84004325
You seem to enjoy your dreams anon. I hope you dream that again.
>>84004333
I'd suck my own dick and drink straight from the tap if I could reach. It would be a matter of respect towards myself, can't let good protein go to waste.
In all seriousness if I could reach I actually would try just for seeing what it feels like.
>>84004389
...Really?
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I'm fucked. Going to bed. Have a good night.



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