I'm going to the gym, does anybody want anything from there???(Please don't ask me to anal probe other gymgoers)
>>84003182Could you get me ten plates and a protein shake thx
>>84003182>Please don't ask me to anal probe other gymgoersFUCK.
Some gymthots bottled sweat
>>84003190>Could you get me ten plates and a protein shake thxHow many plates? What weight? As for the protein shake, flavor? Is "warcrimes lab fwawewwy cheesecake" fine?>>84003206Champ, I don't speak "ayylmao" and I don't have a degree in medicine either. Sorry...>>84003217I'll try but I'm not promising anything...
>>84003182bring me the gainz
>>84003182anally probe the big nigger
>>84003182COME GIVE ME ATTENTIONTHE EMPTINESS I FEEL
>>84003884No. The gainz are MINE. FUARK.>>84003895Anon I am serious when I say I don't speak "ayylmao" and when I say I am not a doctor. Sadly my name is not Daniil Dankovskii or Artemy Burakh either. Sad, so sad.>>84003915Damn I didn't remember that song. Maybe I should rewatch Darker than Black S1...
>>84003182i want you to anal probe yourself
>>84003182bring me a gf
>>84003948You do not need to be a doctor to probe a nigger. That is a misconception spread by (((them)))
>>84003969That doesn't sound pleasant, no thanks bro.>>84003996If I found a gf at the gym I'd keep her for myself. Addendum: I'm not trying to find a gf at the gym, it would really piss off the fembots I like that also like me.>>84004025Yeah but the nigger would notice and remember. I'm trying to be professional you see: if he remembers I'd like it to be at least a little bit pleasant for the nigger. I mean, as far as "pleasant" an anal probing can be.By the way I'm back and I brought you what you asked for, here:
>>84003182You just reminded me of a dream I had about a muscle mommy girl letting me rub all over her muscles.
>>84003182Swallow cum so you can get test straight from the tap, this actually works.
>>84003182Get some sun on your testicles so you can get test straight from the nature, this actually works
>>84004325You seem to enjoy your dreams anon. I hope you dream that again.>>84004333I'd suck my own dick and drink straight from the tap if I could reach. It would be a matter of respect towards myself, can't let good protein go to waste. In all seriousness if I could reach I actually would try just for seeing what it feels like.>>84004389...Really?
I'm fucked. Going to bed. Have a good night.