one time i had an egf for like 3 years and i would call her by a nickname because i forgot how her real name was spelled and too much time had passed so i couldn't ask her how exactly her name was spelled.
>>84004668Having an "egf" is the only thing retarded there
>be 10yo me>see special ed kid with dual crutches around school on a fairly regular basis>he's kind of a dick most of the time>calling me and my friends names while we're just minding our own business>whateverdude.WAV>still joke around and have friendly banter with him occasionally>one day he's hell bent on fucking with me at recess>mf smacks me with one of his crutches >alright goddammit you asked for it>kick out one of his crutches and he falls over>get yelled at by teacher for tripping special ed kidstill feel kinda bad, but he had it coming that day
My retarded ass had an e-gf for almost a decade and she ghosted me.That's how fucking retarded I've been.
>>84004748that's sad, he was just trying to be silly and as normal as possible despite his disability.>>84004751she probably just got a real boyfriend, whenever an online relationship randomly stops it's because a real person showed interest in them, you were just the practice boyfriend. that's also sad.
>>84004748Nah that wasn't bad, cripple kids get protection but if they start shit they lose their protection. unless of course you were a bumbling autist then it just looked like you were the bully.
>>84004751how do you edate someone for 10 years and never close the gap wtf is wrong with you people
>>84004783I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case, as that happened with one of my e-gfs in my twenties but she let me know and we ended things in a good note.
>>84004805Believe me I tried and she would get anxiety attacks and I just gave her time while she went to therapy to try again.
>>84004668>Me, 10 y/o.>Sometimes I piss on the shower before I wash myself because I like the warm feeling of it coming down my leg.>One day decided to pinch my foreskin while pissing.>It quickly swole up with piss and it bursted out violently when I let go.>Do it again for four days.>On the fifth, decided to pinch and hold as much piss as I could for a long time.>My foreskin looked like a veiny balloon for about ten minutes.>Let it go, laughing like an idiot.>But some minutes later, mid-shower.>My penis feels like it's burning.>I thought I hadn't washed all the soap off it but it kept burning with the water.>My foreskin had stretch marks because of that pinching stunt.>Spent one week and a half sweating bullets whenever I went to take a leak because it burned like I had dipped my weewee in tabasco sauce.>I panicked at the start, but decided to tough it out like a real man would.>Didn't tell anyone back then.>Still laugh about it whenever I'm in the bathroom.
>>84004864so does your foreskin have stretch marks now? that's possible?
>>84004906No, it healed pretty quickly. I guess because I was that young.But that shit looked like it had watermelon stripes lmao. I'm getting funny looks on the train right now because I'm trying to hold my laugh.
>>84004830>anxiety attacks>in reality the only attacks performed were done by chad bruising her cervix
>>84004830what if she was a man?
