What's the strangest/most nonsensical dream you ever had?I'll go first>creepy house with human-animal hybrids inside>look outside the window>some decomposing chicken sitting on a tree with a sign that said "completion" above it>get teleported to some dark room after seeing this>pairs of two decomposing/zombified chickens would walk up to me>each chicken would say a "curse" to be potentially inflicted upon me and I had to choose one of them>all curses were animal/death/decomposition themed>for one of them I had to choose between "the stench of the grave" and "the mites of a chicken coop" or something like that
>>84005479Damn... First existential crisis?
>>84005479>Game show where people have to survive in the wilderness in teams.>But they have their genes spliced with animal DNA so it's a bunch of freaks with multiple talents, adding more genetic strands for better skills.>My mom was a contestant who died during a challenge, so I'm taking her place, with her mutations included.>I'm this frog/jellyfish/turtle creature with coral growing on my back.>I have to swim deep underwater to get some treasure.>Things go dark around me and I feel like drowning, but I manage to get my prize.>I woke up while swimming towards the surface.
>>84005479one time i had a wet dream about fucking a fish
>>84005479damn i recently found out that people have normal realistic dreams like i barely dream as it is maybe once every week or two but whenever i dream its extremely weird and unrealistic ive also never had any sort of romantic or wet dream too
Maybe not the weirdest ever, but the most recent weird one>be passing through some outdoor sports event (Olympics?) in Germany>it's women's weightlifting>about 10 women in a row, each squatting (or kneeling)>each one has a ripped guy standing behind them, topless, hands behind head, erect dicks poking out through the fly of gym shorts>the point is that the women can suck some dick in between sets, so that they regain energy and achieve better lifts>thisisnormal.png>i walk away>a minute later i think to myself: "crazy that the Western society has reached a point where this is just a normal whole-family event... but, we are where we are, i suppose."
Not exactly a weird dream by itself but definitely a weird and creepy experience>be me 6 days ago>have annoying but managable tinnitus>go to sleep>nothing special, get chased by someone, fall and get shot>wake up into sleep paralysis>no hallucinations but I can't move>tinnitus starts exponentially getting louder>normal, I've experienced this before, I just need to move>can't move>fuck.webp>ringing escalates to the force of a thousand special ed retards screaming directly into my head>if I could move I'd scream as well>gets so loud I faint back to sleep>ringing persists in the dream, in it I beg my family to help me stop it while they look at me in disgust>wake up>have to do a double take on what happened and what didn't
