is it that unreasonable to want to date a girl that's both older and taller than me?
Unreasonable, no. Unrealistic, yes.
>>84005771>Older No>Taller Yes
i want to date a guy who's younger than me but i want him to be taller than me.
>>84005829Who old are you for reference?
>>8400584324, i have not yet reached my maximum hag potential.
>>84005896What's your ideal age gap?
>>84005829>>84005896How tall are you? Imagine if you could take a shorter boy and force him to become taller than you by enforcing a healthy diet and enforcing a strict bedtime.
>>84005777>trips checked the fact that it's unrealistic only makes me want it more, honestly. i wanna go up against impossible odds >>84005778even if i'm 5'4? statistically there has to be at least one ultra tall girl with a kink for short guys, r-right? >>84005829respectable wish but fuck you for derailing my thread
Why can't you people form an opinion without begging nameless faceless retards for approval first?
>>84005959>at least one Touch grass dude
>>84005959>StatisticallyPerhaps, but like all rare stats, it's like winning the lottery. Internet is your best chance.
>>84005961because i don't have any friends and this board is my only outlet for social interaction. if i didn't spam threads here daily my existence would be very lonely>>84005971>pic relatedholy molly......>>84005975>Internet is your best chance.that's what i'm thinking as well. there's no way i'm meeting someone like that out there in the wild irl, but on the internet the world is your oyster
>>84005928i don't really have the room to go too much younger without getting into groomer territory. 19 is the youngest i'd go for.>>84005947>How tall are you?5'3">Imagine if you could take a shorter boy and force him to become taller than you by enforcing a healthy diet and enforcing a strict bedtime.i don't think it works like that post puberty... but i would like to take care of a guy like that regardless.>>84005959>respectable wish but fuck you for derailing my threadyou post the same thread every day tbf, the dialogue trees have all been expended.
>>84006089>i don't think it works like that post puberty... but i would like to take care of a guy like that regardless.Some people keep growing up until around 25.You couldn't realistically take a 5'3" 19-year-old and grow him to 6'0", but you could maybe take a 19-year-old who's ~almost~ your ideal height, and then grow him until he is.
>>84006089>you post the same thread every day tbf, the dialogue trees have all been expended.what's stopping you from making your own thread instead of leeching off mine? you're just making things more confusing for the both of us and all the other people replying
>>84006128why don't guys just do that instead of chopping off and reattaching their legs then, sounds fake.>>84006160sorry for posting a relevant reply from my own foid perspective in your gay ass avatarfag thread, i'll leave you be and let you bump it hourly to force discussion next time.
>>84006190>short men with open growth platesThey lack the knowledge, or they lack the willpower.>short men with closed growth platesIt's too late, it's over.Everybody makes mistakes And who knows? You might have been better at hagmaxxing if you had taken the right actions to make yourself taller too.
>>84006190>relevant replyyou didn't post anything relevant or worthwhile related to my OP post >in your gay ass avatarfag threadi'm glad i'm making you seethe so hard >i'll leave you be and let you bump it hourly to force discussion next time.to the point where you're stalking me like this
>>84006223i like my height and i think it's cute to dom a taller guy>>84006229>ask if it's unreasonable to want a girl who is older and taller than you>reply saying that as a woman i'd date someone younger than me but not shorter than me>this is somehow irrelevantget a diary or something if you don't want people to respond to your thread on a public imageboard you are autistic as fuck
>>84006256Must be nice to live without regrets...I hope you find what you're looking for and have a pleasant life with a taller-but-younger bf. Best of luck to you.
>>84006256>get a diary or something if you don't want people to respond to your thread on a public imageboard you are autistic as fucki make threads because i wanna talk to people and have them gimme attention. i'm both older and shorter than you, so there's no attention i could extract for you. as such, this isn't the thread for you. it's as shrimple as that
>>84005771Not at all, OP. Consider picrel; wouldn't you like to climb her like a tree?
>>84006551i wanna wrap my arms and legs around her until i'm glued to her body like a leech and she'd never be able to take me off
>>84006750That's the spirit, late-90s or early-2000s shounen anime protagonist.
>>84006771my burning, indomitable spirit is all i've got going for me after all. i just need it to reach my future giantess hagwife