(Sing this to the tune of GG Allin's "Carmelita"):I hear Morrissey complaining on my SpotifyAs I shitpost my life awayAnd I'm there with you in your Discord DMsAnd I saved your pics from /r9k/Ciara Horan, pass the lighterI just committed cringeThere was this thot who looked like youSo I subbed to her on TwitchSo I traded in my DogecoinTo some guy I met on the chansHe hangs out down in his mom's basementOr at the chicken tendies standCiara Horan, how I love youBut I never got to tell yaBecause you overdosed on fentanylthat you bought in PhiladelphiaNow I'm sitting here playing Animal CrossingAnd I wish I was deadBecause nobody replied to my greentext lamentAnd the jannies deleted the threadCiara Horan, shining brighterMy long-lost e-girl loveYou checked out in 2020Now you're somewhere up abovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qusVFvmc2nE
GG was covering Warren Zevon on this one brother. Do you enjoy carnival of excess?