When's the last time you had a date, robots?
>>84006090Nigga, never.
>>84006090Never because i am a trucel
>>84006090Last week I went out for dinner and a movie and then I jerked off once I got home. Does that count?
>>84006090December 2012It was the only girl I've ever dated. We went out twice. I remember it well because I asked her out on December 13th and our first date was on the same day that Sandy Hook happened.
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>>84006090Never. I do go out mind you and try to have as much of a normie life as i can. But ive never had anyone interested in me
Part 1/2I had my first ever date last week. I call it a date, but to be honest, it's almost like it was a date only for me>Be me, mid-20s autist, khhv but handsome>Meet this asian girl at a japanese lang exchange event>It's one of the rare occasions I picked some nice clothes>Turns out she's japanese, nice>My japanese is pretty decent, we have a good convo about a lot of different topics>Get her contact at the end, she replies hours later with a rose emoji>ohshitisthisforreal.png>Ask her out for "coffee and a chat", she's eager and we set up the time and place>Nervous mess throughout the week, planning the date activities after the coffee, choosing clothes>Day of the date, dress well>Meet her at the caffe, she's there on time with a smile>Talk to her a bunch but have a hard time getting out of safe topicsShould prob mention that all our texting and conversation has been in japanese, same for the date>Feel like 5-10 minutes in I'm already friendzoned, she calls me a friend and the tension's not there>Keep the convo going, ask more about her, but it's really more like a friendly chat than anything sexual>Touch her hands a couple times when she brings her phone out, she seems unphased by it>"If she's bringing her phone out it's because she's not that interested, right?">Notice that she's not really asking anything about me>Mood's legitimately friendly, but don't feel like she sees me as a man>Have an activity planned afterward, tell her want to take her there>"Oh, I'm going to a party with my friends afterward">imnotgivingup.txt
Part 2/2>Ask her if I can come, she says sure>Walk her up to the bus stop, we keep the convo going until we get there>She's on her phone texting her friends, and for directions and bus schedules>Hold my hands around hers (which are holding the phone) a couple times to "tell her the right way">Also guide her with my hand on her back at a few pedestrian crossings, but both of these things don't cause any response by her>"She's way too comfortable with this, I'm not being taken seriously">We get to the bus stop, the bus comes>As we're boarding, she asks me why I'm coming in>Turns out bc of the language barrier she only meant for me to bring her to the stop, lmao>It's the moment of boarding, get in with her and say "It's fine">We sit on the bus, she's messaging her friends to see if it's fine, "It's probably fine", we say to eachother>Mood's kinda quiet on the way there though>Get the feeling that the date already went to shit half an hour ago, decide to take a pic with her, she's cool with it>It's a pretty good pic, at least now I'll have a good memory>We get to the party, it's a house party with her college friends>There's some asian chicks there too, but they're her friends, prob best to not make a move on them>Talk to the other people in the party, drink a bit, we play a party game or two>While the party's going on, we're hardly talking despite being seated next to eachother >thispartysucks.jpg>Not a party person, can't relate to the international student vibe>Party drags on a bit, I start looking at maps for the way back>Sees it, says "you can leave" as if I was waiting on her to leave>Defeated, leave shortly after, take an uber home>Day after, no reply>Next day, ask her about a 2nd date >This time I call it a "date", no ambiguity>messagecouldnotbedelivered.xml>lmao, blocked meHow did I do, robots? Pretty bad date but we all start somewhere
>>84006090Never. Dating is for faggots. I just take, I don't negotiate.
2006. mother drove me and her to chili's
>>84006090Never lmao
>>84006090Sometime right at the end of the 13th b'ak'tun
>>84006090ive never had a date is that what you wanted to hear? are you happy now
Last month. Matched with a skinny black girl, but when I got to the restaurant, I could tell those photos were very out of date, so I didnt text her again
>>84008742>>84008770Feels like she may have somehow misinterpreted it as a hangout to get to know each other with no romantic implications, and backed off once you got pushy. Japs are known to be autistic like this.
>>84008879Yeah, in hindsight I feel like that's how she saw it tooI'd rather be rejected than friendzoned tho, no regrets
>>84006090Never and I'm rapidly approaching 40 years old
>>84006090Never had oneI don't want arranged/planned stuffI just want us to hang out, decide what to do stuff while we're hanging out, and just fuck aroundImagine hanging out with a girl, then be like "fuck this, let's go watch a movie/go to the clubs/go get something to eat"I'd like that better than "let's plan something :)"
Not that long ago, a little before valentine's. My bf took me to a revolving sushi restaurant, it was my first time ever going to one. I really liked it. He even got us enough plates that I qualified for the gacha prize (a kirby glasses cleaning wipe). The best food there was the kirby sushi roll (had pink crunchies on it), the crab roll, and the beef roll. The worst was a roll with the fishiest most metallic fish ever, immediately spit it out. I got little soju shots that were like the size of a shot glass and they were really yummy. Overall a fun experience. I want to try korean barbeque and hotpot now. Also there is an italian restaurant near me where you can play bocce ball and I want my bf to take me there. There is also a breakfast spot themed around audrey hepburn and I want to go as well
>>84006090im not a robot, i have a date back in october, and i also fuck her then she went on a trip, i tried to keep texting but she never replied to my last text sent last year
>>84008742>>84008770get into fucking puaits fucking out there for freehttps://odysee.com/@tomtoreroarchive
>>84006090Last time implies there was a first time.
>>84008842So same as this guy >>84007256
I've never had a date and never will. Dating is for roastie niggerwhores looking for cheap dopamine spikes because everything else in life is meaningless to her. No point in dating if it never leads to marriage, plus I'd lose my record of never being out with some guy who probably had 10 tindersluts on his dick anyway.
>>84006090A month ago. We fucked. She was fat and gross. I felt immense regret and like I short-sold myself. Plapping is like the closest to raped a man can get with a woman; it's like you're raping yourself. It's never worth it. Stay home and beat off if you're questioning your attraction at all. It won't be any better in person, and you won't feel validated after the fact. The fact that I've had decent looking pussy a few months ago was salt in the wound.
>>84006090It has been about 8 years from when I was dating one of my friends younger sister and that whole relationship only happened cause he pawned her off on me one time at a school event when I was a junior in high school in late 2016 where she just started to follow me around like a lost puppy in school after it cause she did not have many friends her freshman year and she was kinda annoying until she eventually broke through my layers of autism and got me to start liking her. She ended up dumping me in March 2019 after 2 and a half years together a day after I was in a car accident while going to work in the winter. Her reasoning was I was not around enough which I can partially understand cause I was either at my job at the time or I was busy farming at home and I could have done more but if we were to go do something I had to initiate it and drive us cause she could not pass her drivers test to get her license and a lot of times I was often times just too damn tired to drive safely to go see her after 10 plus hour days at my job and then having multiple hours of taking care of my cows and other farm work before and after my job and she did not meet me in the middle on that and understand that I could not always go see her or constantly be able to reply to her texts instantly when I did not see her. I tried dating apps until 2021 with no luck as I never got a date nor really any matches from it from it as my conversation skills are not very good and neither are my looks so I just gave up completely trying to find someone and now I just stay alone and farm as I do it full time now. I get lonely a lot but I have accepted that I will probably not find someone who will like me and want to deal with my autism so I just stay in my own lane as I have for the past couple years. Long story short it has been a few years and will more than likely stay that way permanently.
>>84006090>When's the last time you had a date, robots?Last summer, I didn't even get to fuck that hag. Disappointing.
>>84011591Yup, December as well. At least I got laid before the world went to shit, can't complain.
2015 or 2016 depending on what you count as a date
>>84006090Two years ago. Simple coffee and walk around date. I cut it short cause even my dumbass I could see she was over it (checking phone, looking disinterested, not asking questions back, etc.) After that, I pretty much gave up on dating altogether. Too old and too tired, and all to compete for single mothers looking for a beta wallet.>32 year oldfag
>>84006090had my first date last month, the girl paid for it.i bought her a rice cake later and a cute little toy thing as a thank you.we fucked after but we agreed to beforehand so i didn't do any crazy pua technique theregood date, got really lucky in general i think>>84008742damn, RIP you do have to be really foward if you want to plap doe you did your best
