> be me> wake up> open the balcony> apparently monkeys have infiltrated my neighborhood, they are everywhere> realize deforestation and supporting big corpos to make big buildings is bad after all> go to 4chan and make a post about it instead of doing smt decenti love living in asia
>>84006465peepee PeePee PEEE PEEEEE
I wonder what it's like to live among such smart creatures. Maybe everyone is desensitized to them but it would be amazing to see them outside a zoo.
wait so by monkeys did OP mean niggers // low class poor people or does he mean actual primates
>>84006643great,now its everywhere
>>84006699actual primates>>84006695they are actually very smart easily comparable to human children, moreover they easily learn stuff like picking locks and trading,they might sometimes steal you belongings and then ask for food in return and might not give it back until they can be sure its foodaltho they can be quite nasty, the more free a monkey is the more they are smarter and they are infamous for biting people when threatened, back in the day they would often infiltrate my school ,sadly once a innocent child was bitten really bad after another brat threw rocks at the monke, moreover it makes illegal poaching and keeping them as show pets much easy too.i really think they should be put into their own separate area instead of letting them run around,altho businessmen will even occupy that area too to make smt
>>84006465> go to 4chan and make a post about it instead of doing smt decentThe fuck are you gonna do? Tell them to go back to the woods? Pick up a shotgun and hunt them down? Jump out and join them?Going about your day was the only real choice you were ever going to make
>>84007177no, i would ask them out on a date ,take to a fancy restaurant, give them love and care and then drop them back to the jungles as a nice gentleman
