i haven't showered in over a week and found food and gunk in my hair..
>>84006529can i watch you pull it out and eat it
>>84006529Is there a reason you haven't showered?
>>84006529can i pick the food out like a monkey and eat it while also scratching your hair?
>>84006529A week is nothing. A month is standard. Personal best is 3 months.
>>84006529i haven't showered in 6 months and i'm worried my hair is going to fall out if i actually do it
>>84006533no.. but i can taste it for you>>84006544cuz there's no reason to? i dont shower when i'm home, only when i go out cuz i need to look presentable. i'll prolly have to tmrw tho cuz i got school and my mom is getting mad at me>>84006552i think it'll hurt kinda but if you realllyy want to..>>84006555ya, a week is standard for me but im not some hikkineet so i can't really laze as much as i'd like. the most i've done was close to a month but alas i got yelled at..>>84006574do you have gunk and tangles in your hair too? you probably have to shave it off at that point
does eating headgunk count as breaking a fast
>>84006581>do you have gunk and tangles in your hair too? you probably have to shave it off at that pointi brush the tangles out daily and massage all the buildup on my scalp off every couple of weeks so its mostly just matted with oil around my scalp. i'm just irrationally scared the shampoo will melt my hair at this point.but like how do you manage to get food and cum in your air? what are you doing?
>>84006529I bet you smell interesting. Come here and let me give you the full Biden treatment.
>>84006581it won't hurt i will be gentle. i will ook and aah during it as entertainment. you can then do the same back to me.
>>84006529What food have you got stuck in your beard?
>>84006660This is a good deal, OP. I don't think you should waste it.
>>84006604naw>>84006635i'm sure that's not the case, even if a lot comes off it's the ones bound to fall off? do you just hate showers? you probably should sooner or later, a fresh head would probably feel good after a while>how do you manage to get food and cum in your air? what are you doing?literally no idea. i'm pretty slobby when i eat, maybe i accidentally dipped my hair in soup or jam? it seems like some sugar build up anyways, it's just a lot which is bizarre. i have long hair so it's easy to mess up like that>>84006653ehhh.. i do smell pretty bad.. but stay away from me you bad man!>>84006660oo oo a a *picks lice from your head* i'll groom you too anon heh..>>84006677i found chip in my hair before, it's mainly just tangles and there's this specific part of my hair that seems to be stuck together by sugar (jam i think..?)
>>84006581even if you've just showered, people can tell if you don't shower every day. Showering every day makes your skin noticeably clearer and more vibrant in the long term.tldr shower every day, even if you aren't going out
>>84006737>i'm sure that's not the case, even if a lot comes off it's the ones bound to fall off? do you just hate showers? you probably should sooner or later, a fresh head would probably feel good after a whilethe extreme depression is the only reason i haven't left my house to buy a gun and blow my brains out yet>literally no idea. i'm pretty slobby when i eat, maybe i accidentally dipped my hair in soup or jam? it seems like some sugar build up anyways, it's just a lot which is bizarre. i have long hair so it's easy to mess up like thatmy hair is down past my ass and i still don't manage to do that. tie it up in a bun at least god damn
Get some new soap.
>>84006737>nawthen i will feast by biting your entire head. tasty tasty.
>>84006737wait that lice is important protein !! make sure to share it between us.. being groomed feels good heh
>>84006751Showering every day makes you lose nicesmell this is malicious advice
>>84006751that's not true? i'm pretty sure nobody can clock me cuz i look that clean and normie. anyways, i'll never take a shower that isn't needed.>>84006754keep ur head intact nonni, doesn't anybody say anything about it? im assuming you live in your parents house >tie it up in a bun at least god damnthat's the weird thing, i usually tie it in a lazy bun or ponytail? i don't know how i dip it at all?? i think it doesn't help i get food all over my bed so maybe it spreads like that?>>84006765why would i need new soap?>>84006794that'd hurt..>>84006859oki doki anon!! i'll find more lice for us to eat heh.. i love being groomed>>84006880will you sniff me anon
>>84006897>keep ur head intact nonni, doesn't anybody say anything about it? im assuming you live in your parents housei live alone. my parents haven't been in my life for over ten years.>that's the weird thing, i usually tie it in a lazy bun or ponytail? i don't know how i dip it at all?? i think it doesn't help i get food all over my bed so maybe it spreads like that?in bed? are you eating laying down or something?
>>84006897it won't hurt that much.. it will be soft nibbles and i have magic teeth it's more like a massage actually. i'm so hungry...
>>84006906oh whoops.. how do you keep a roof over your head then? another assumption u dun workz..>in bed? are you eating laying down or something?uhh ya... usually im laying down on my tummy. desu im just a slob, the kind to wipe away crumbs and forget about it
>>84006529After not showering for a week I can't even smell anything but my own body and it feels invasive and insulting. How can you go so long without feeling like your own odor isn't assaulting you at all times?
>>84006529you know women would be able to stand being around you if you didn't smell like unwashed shit. be better.
>>84006880not washing makes you smell like a pile of shit mixed with B.O.
>>84006956>oh whoops.. how do you keep a roof over your head then? another assumption u dun workz..i work from home>uhh ya... usually im laying down on my tummy. desu im just a slob, the kind to wipe away crumbs and forget about iti hate myself for thinking that's so cute that it makes me want to bully you
>>84006897I will sniff until my lungs explode. Nicesmell is heavenly and should be protected!!!!>>84006986Pearls before swine
>>84006995imagine being proud of walking around offending everyone's nostrils. wash your nasty ass, incel
>>84007004All normies deserve to be offended at all times possible, starting with you
>>84007029>N-N-Normies!! Hnng!!!This is why woman can't stand you all. You're disgusting freaks with nothing to offer.
>>84006973idk i dont rllyyy smell?? maybe im just unaware, i can kinda smell myself if i really try and focus but it doesn't offend me? i kinda like it heh..>>84006981jokes on you wamen love me and approach me to be friends, maybe they're attracted to my smell desu >>84006994aa.. ok i just assumed you wouldn have the motivation for wagie, sorry for being nosy>i hate myself for thinking that's so cute that it makes me want to bully youur allowed to make fun of me but just this ONE time ok... i don't tolerate mean! >>84006995my smell is the kind to heal, your nose, lungs, n soul will feel replenished.. dont cha worry anon. i won't shower till the end of time (tmrw) for you!
>>84007082Your loli smut doesn't count as women, chud
>>84007082I could use replenishment.. I will sniff every day and use this power to achieve great things. Such as, making showers illegal across the entire world, and mandatory lazy bed snack time.
>>84007094loli smut is better than real women tourist
>>84007082>ur allowed to make fun of me but just this ONE time ok... i don't tolerate mean!i just can't, you're too cute
>>84007127you might just be the best anon.. if you normalize being a slob i'll promise to be the stinkiest yet..! making sure you smell me from a mile away..>>84007208privilege revoked.. i didn't wanna get bullied anyways phew. i hope you find happiness in this life, it's your only one after all.
>>84007306>privilege revoked.. i didn't wanna get bullied anyways phew. i hope you find happiness in this life, it's your only one after all.this convinced me to finally kill myself. thank you for the clarity.
>>84007317sorry anon.. T-T
>>84007317you grew your hair out past ur butt nonny.. thats a feat.. dont throw it all away like that..
>>84007306I will be the world's greatest slob. Normalizing it for everyone. Your smell will be the herald for all to know.. the dynamic duo of greatness is here!! Unstoppable. We will make the plants bloom with our powerful stink..
>>84006574hair can survive a lot, i once didnt shower for like a year and my hair is pretty shitty but hasnt fallen out, you lose a good amount of hair naturally so dont let it scare you just because you didnt shower for a long time
