Spring has sprung edition
>>84006790Phwoar good edish thisLuv breeding season me i do X
crossy is a good egg
>>84006790Spring is my favourite season x
the ding has dung
Kek just watched a news video thing on BBC on woman "harassment" and some guy got right bollocking from plain clothes officers. All he did was look at a foid.
you fucking know why
cba to work today but no choice, life is cruel
You notice how these auditors never get a bollocking? They only go for the weak npc type of white business man on the train when they need to give strong words of advice. Truly fucking pathetic going round trains having officers look out for men staring at women.
>>84007041You don't have to. Use your free will. Has slavery taken that from you?
The Shoeless Slug of Samsun having a morning melty I see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubO0lhOMcsWhen the corrupt ZOGbot on the hasidic mayor's payroll pulled le viral vlogger man over without probably cause, i felt that
>*Probable causeFuck sake it's early lol
What's she happy about? Her country is starting WW3.
little german timmy byrne
I wonder what it's like to somehow have the energy to get a job, progress to a career, get a girlfriend, move out etc. Maybe I'm low test.
Phwaor good brekkie this was XSating, even, arguably
>>84007371>Maybe I'm low test.Get yourself checked
Yuno has been posted.
feel bloated af today desu senpai m
>>84007563Nonce with his noncey anime picture
>>84007576you raging and it lush x
My addiction to the bumsesh has ruined my life.
Bumseshmong is chika btw
New Sean picture just dropped
>>8400679017C today, shorts and t-shirt weather for the unemployed while they drink and smoke in th back garden.
>>84007648He needs to workout those noodle arms
Still pisses me off what ((they)) did to ZH Used to be peak back in the day, specially during the plandemicAfter zion don got in for his 2nd term and admitted them into the WH press pool, they've literally fallen off a cliff. Just constant paywalled articles, random MIC-adjacent slop, "ZH store" advertisements, extremely aggressive dynamic advertisements baked into the UI. Just keeps getting worseThe comments are still reasonably redpilled, but what comments section isn't nowadays. Too many goyim have noticed at once
>>84007758Post your arms. You won't.
>>84007648Thicker neck. Could do with some curls for the biceps.
Body building, Strength Training or training for fighting. Which is best?
>>84007854Body building generally. The chances of you having to actually lift an atlas stone or get into an actual fight as an adult are very low. The chances of being able to impress people or attract women with muscles is every day all time.
>being so obsessed with HHL you refresh his FB page daily for any new picsWhat a life!
Limbering up for that all day 4chan session.
>>84007875And they've achieved nothing and likely they're ugly in comparison and fat as fuck.
New 1 April Price Cap average UK Direct Debit rates:- Elec unit rate: 24.67p/kWh (was 27.69p) DOWN 10.9%- Elec standing charge: 57.21p/day (was 54.75p) UP 4.5%- Gas unit rates: 5.74p/kWh (was 5.93p) DOWN 3.2%- Gas standing charge: 29.09p/day (was 35.09p) DOWN 17.1%
My room is disgusting.
>>84007894>My room is disgusting.Proof?
Might just have farted me
Do you think it would be better to see someone later, or to see them in a while? Asking for my crocodilia friends.
>>84007887What have you achieved in life, little lad?
>>84007917Enough for me to be content with my life. Keep seething and weak baiting on 4chan you sad little gimp x
Best films about drugs?
Warming up my dynamic 4G IP address for Wednesday posting.
>>84007931Candy (2006). Austrian couple addicted to heroin.
>>84007924Why are you here rn? Its a workday.
>>84006790"spring has sprung" is the most hackneyed phrase around
1GBP from B and M Bude. Out of date by a bit but who cares.
>>8400791710+ years of 4chan, 10+ years of memes, pictures of other posters and screenshots of other lads posts. Seems like I'm winning bigly.
>>84007942>workmy actual literal sides
Wagecattle should be banned from posting on britfeel during working hours. You're not being paid to shitpost on 4chan now get back to work!
>>84007959You're a gentle reminder of how shit life is when unemployed. Being here keeps us going.
It's Sean doing the neets v wagies patter. He's got fuck all else.>>>/int/219520044
Me? Utter earth shaking anxiety and fear. Just par for the course really
It day off so it Zomboid time. SeasideMARK spending some time catching up on some chores, a little exercise, watching his VHS tapes and looking after his herb garden. He broke his last saucepan so his porridge brekkie is off the cards; he needs to go find a new one so he might take the truck into town once the sun comes up. He wants to take on the Wareham Prison but he not sure if he got the bottle for it.
>>84007994And it's YOU reading the neets v wagies patter. You got fuck all else.
Making up a nice Cheddar cheese and onion quiche with the slightly mouldy hunk he found in back of fridge with some crispy bacon bits on the side. Seaside often worry about what will happen to all the cheese, he can't imagine a world without his tasty cheddar from the butchers (he already cleaned it out) and it doesn't freeze well at all. The scarcity of food is going to be a major impetus for him to get the boat at Swanage and sail it off to Cornwall to save himself from the Crackpocalypse.
Might rob the Openreach van tbqh
>>84008062Go ask them for a 50 metre ethernet cable.
Shit just got real ladsAm officially excited
>>84006790I read a paper that said the UK managerial elites are losing losing the stereotype "BBC british accent", and are adopting a new accent called: LME (london multi cultural accent)https://youtu.be/6MHhqByqYiw?si=-mQcjXPQXsEm02WPWhich sounds like a combo of cockney + jamacian
>>84008077>losing losing You ok there babe
>>84008048My pikey cheese and onion from B and M Bude
>>84008104You seen anyone being lewd in bude?
>>84008076They've been working here for two weeks "We are working in your area" now it's flipped to "we have no plans to provide fttp"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS!
Pretty good pickings on the milf school run this morning. Lots of leggings and the perfect amount of thigh meat. Makes me crave enthusiastic cunnilingus. Husband at work. Kids at school. Me and the milf to our selves. Fucking hot as fuck mate honestly. Hard just telling you about it. Anyone want a group wank over some milfs or no?
>>84008109Only in the nude. I have a 10am thing so i will see you lads later. Cheerio.
>84008116Now do the one about escorts and then do the one about GNU/Linux & asmr baes, auditing and nightwalks
99 spark balloons
>>84008121>Only in the nudeDon't forget to get dressed before your 10am thing (unless you plan on streaking somewhere).
Inflation downInterest rates downWaiting lists down dramaticallyNet migration halvedEconomy grownEnergy price cap coming downStrikes endedBreakfast clubs and free school mealsRail fares frozenLabour not doing too bad t b h
>>84008116>Anyone want a group wank over some milfs or no?I would but I'm smoking a morning spliff, thanks for the offer though pal.
>>84008169Rapes up
Seaside went on a little trip down the road to get some saucepans and extra non-perishables for his pantry. The crackhead state is dire. He look down on the emaciated, toothless human wreck that used to be what one could assume to be a good lad and feels only pity stained with fear. When crack was put into a rapseed oil tanker destined for Dorset, only Mark was wise enough to avoid this dire fate. There's no rapseed oil for him and in the end it saved him.Then the loneliness begins to sting. The crackheads all look so happy roaming around together, shuffling through shops, shambling along roads but are entirely unreasonable when they see someone to rob and attack. He get back in that truck, he managed to get a lot of garlic and some flour for cooking with later.
>>84008169Does not matter lad. Starmer could turn Britain into an economic powerhouse overnight and it would change nothing. People get their opinions from social media these days and their perception of reality is entirely formed from social media. The Greens and Far right have won social media split between them.
>>84008169not getting rid of illegal forrens quick enough or in a large enough quantity
>>84008169Inflation is only going down because unemployment is rising. Often, economic decisions come down to a trade off between controlling inflation and minimising unemployment.
Starmer could cure cancer and people would still hate him. Not rite imo x
What people don't realise about bolitics, by Anon.>far left: Labour Conservatives Green party>FAR RIGHT NAZI EXTREMISTS: anybody that isn't far left.The end.
Starmer Starmer the Ukrainian rent boy harmerBuries the bodies inna field of a NONCEy farmer.
>>84008257what i noticed is that a lot of incels are far right, how come?
>>84008261It's your perception of reality, it's been skewed by media and academia.
>Spaffed + took a shidd afterwardsPhwaor
>>84008261Women are far left and pro as much variety of dick as possible (immigration) its no surprise they withold their pussy from any man against them having access to foreign cocks.
Exsneedingly womfy arnt i X
What is a boliticians favourite joke?Knock knockWho's there?Who cares they claim to want our help and the UN have demanded we take them inWhat about the people of this country?Fuck em who cares? We're going to get rewarded for this WOOOHOOOO FUCK EM ALL.
AND IM HUNGRY LIKE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOLFhttps://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
>>84008309I am hungry too.I might venture out shortly.Yes, I might do that.
Might have a few wokkles tonight. It Wednesday x
It's grating how these zoomies and alphies are all refering to cuckGPT as "chat"Half of them probably don't even know what IRC is
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1rcxg0r/im_going_to_stop_there_wait_what/Kek need to try thisSam Altkike dropping his (((mask))) again
>>84008376Imagine zoomies going back to the BBM days and the feeling of not being 'in the group' if you didn't have a blackberry. Those were the days. I never had a blackberry and they ended up putting BBM on google play and ios app store anyway. I think I had an LG Cookie back in year 7-ish
>reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1rdfom9/so_whats_up_with_chatgpt_lately_its_starting_to/Guardrails? More like gaslightrails methinks
In todays episode of "HAWG fuckery" i shall be attempting to clean out the fork dust seals with out fucking ruining the forks >Donor HAWG forks are in excellent shape>Most bikes get hit at the front or the forks just leak constantly so finding a clean non bent set is almost unheard ofJust need to pry up the seals (gently) with a small flat head or butter knife etc, it can be a bollox as if the screw driver slips and you gouge the chrome parts the forks WILL leak oil and it will ruin your day
Hay fever kicking me arse lads.Last year found a new brand that completely sorted it last year and now it doesn't work for me at all. Life is cruel.
Unbothered. Moisturised. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>84008511you forgot to mention it is depicting a nonce
Why does my head start to hurt so bad after only 2 hours and 30 minutes of staring at the computer
Want to rub my penis on a woman's arsehole
>>84008616Not enough light in your room
Garn work in 20, should be done fairly quickly today tho
i remember when updating Firefox was a rare, joyous occasion.just pops up with all this stuff that really ought to be in some extension, possibly by a dodgy company. goes beyond spyware/adware, this. and it's all just there by default...? like it's a feature, not a mistake.
>>84008507yeah been feeling mine reappearing today too lid. not right.
>>84008616>Notbritbutwishiwasevery time i see your name, i wonder.what's the deal? i could maybe understand being a teaboo 20 years ago, if you really liked Harry Potter or something, but why now? what do we have that you don't have?
>>84008634True... D:
>>84008603he trolled you so good
>>84008652Idk i just really wish I lived there and what not and I also wish I had a british accent cuz i think they sound cool and alsonmy fave band is british so therefore the UK is cool xoIve only made a couple posts so far kekg
>>84008654if you mean little lad getting bullied and ostracised from Feel Street and /brit/ then yes.
>>84007648Not one single thought going through that spasticated brain of his. whoahah
Been getting into furry porn, lids. Worse than AI.
Totally grim, I dread to think the condition of others in other parts of the UK. Sounds like a quite comfy job mind you, unfortunately I have a hidden disability which means I cannot work. https://youtu.be/XPX5f5Lm4m0
>>84008662I would also settle for Ireland or ScotlandMy ancestors....
Labour 2029 is happening lads. I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a Tory constituency . At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby pubs. It's the kind of place that farmers, deliveroo drivers, and the working class go to unwind.Keir Starmer was on the TV and the local gun-owning farmer said,"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up to Russia again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Starmer the Charmer has got my vote in '29."I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I even heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Tally ho" from the men around me.
>>84008683>Been getting into furry porn, lids. Worse than AI.I didn't realise AI was a furry, desu.
Ought to cop a nap me X
>>84008693Did everyone clap as well?
>>84008662are you in the US? do yous have diners? (proper ones, mind, not some 'retro' gimmick)>>84008676Josh, you might be a big dog over on brit/pol/ but around here, HHL is king.
>>84008694Started gooning to furry AI bots not I'm looking at furry porn. All is lost.
>>84008169job market, housing, unemployment, cost of living? from what I can see>wages are still shit>houses are expensive>unemployment up>cost of living, increasing.
I dare say its choon o clock me thinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL7PcVMJSj8
>>84008666i mean how hes in your head forever, even when he isnt here he's all you can talk about, you orbit him not the other way around
>>84008701Im in the us but in a rural town of 4k or something and there isnt anything here xp
>>84008701I never claimed to be big dog la thank you very much. Anyway, spasticbrain couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Bye :)
>>84008701>HHL is king.no he isn't.
>>84008694maybe that's what happens if you leave your robots out on the windowsill for too long?
>>84008716NTAExcept you're the one posting about him looking for bites? Just as sad, to be honest.
>>84008716>y..y..ou orbit h..him n..n..n..nnn.nn.not the other way aroundyou're on a melty again ha ha ha
>>84008721congrats on your transition HelperLass the UK QUEEN xoxo
>>84008731>looking for bitesand i got one. thanks (=
>hey guise, im some mong from another board>bet you all miss your resident long neck spacker eh?>HAHAH RENT FREE ITS ALL YOU LOT TALK ABOUT HAHA
>>84008743he'd start punching walls and shit if he saw this post, he's a fucking bigot and its LUSH ha ha ha
>>84008739you never have an argument to make its all just strawmen and reaction pictures, go on post more
melty status: IN PROGRESSha ha
>>84008754doing as your told, good boy.
Just had a lovely jacket potato with baked beans chillies and mackrel.New suitcase coming today, >50% recycled ABS and polycarbonate, cor! think of the Co2 offset...
Funny how the outsiders are the only one's that care about thread drama.
>>84008689that is horrible and they only got 4 yearshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c86y3z61635o
>g..g..g..goo..good b..b..b..b..boy>i..i..if i s..say p..p...post ag..again t..that means i..i..i wonha ha ha
stop picking on this thread people here have problems
>>84008764It's funny to watch and laugh at seethie and sean arguing though :(
>>84008761i mean you cant really do anything else can you. keep 'em coming boy
>>84008761>$why would Riker need money when he lives on a spaceship that can 3D print all the food he wants?
>>84008772>>84008761You are both pathetic as fuck to be honest. It must be really hard to be this universally disliked on a board like this. Both of you get a fucking grip.
keep giving me (you)'s and its LUSH
>>84008779>universally dislikedim anon, nobody knows me which suits me down to the ground
>>84008771just food for thought:this is what people thought about cockfighting.'nobody who's evil THINKS they're evil.'- George Lucas
>>84008787>cockfightingBASED
>>84008787>George Lucasmoral fag neckbeardinformation discardedNTA, btw.
Grown men flexmaxxing on an anonymous anime website. PATHETIC.
friend says he can see a ghost in this piccy. can any of yous?
