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Vagina mysticism
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fun poIice!
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Yoni
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>>84006865
Penis meta.
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>>84007442
mons pubis
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Longina
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>>84006865
>Vagina mysticism
Honestly, I'm glad someone finally had the guts to post this because if you look at the historical archetypes, we've basically been living in a spiritual blackout for the last 2,000 years.

It's not just "biology," man. Like, if you actually dive into the Vedic texts or even look at some of the non-canonical Gnostic gospels (which the Church obviously suppressed for a reason), there's this recurring theme of the "Yoni" being a literal bridge between the unmanifested void and the physical 3D plane. We're talking about a biological stargate.

Think about it: where else does consciousness actually enter this simulation? It's the ultimate liminal space.

I went down a rabbit hole on this after a 5g mushroom trip in Joshua Tree, and it hit me--the reason modern society is so hyper-fixated on clinicalizing or over-sexualizing it is because the "system" is terrified of that raw, creative sovereignty. It's the Vesica Piscis. It's the geometry of the universe manifest in human anatomy. When people talk about "Mother Earth," they aren't being cute or metaphorical; they're describing a recursive fractal pattern where the micro mirrors the macro.

Also, side note, but if you look at the way ancient temples were constructed (specifically the megalithic stuff in Malta), the floor plans are literally shaped like the female reproductive system. They knew. They were doing resonance rituals because they understood that the frequency of the "womb-space" is basically the 432 Hz of human existence.

But of course, if you mention this in a biology sub, you get banned for "pseudoscience" because we've been conditioned to think everything is just meat and chemical signals. We've lost the ability to see the sacred in the mundane. It's all connected, man. The "Void" isn't out there in space; it's the dark, creative silence from which all form emerges.
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>>84007669
>I went down a rabbit hole on this after a 5g mushroom trip
well that explains why you're a schizo

>They knew
they knew about the modern misinterpretation of the womb? how would they know that?
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You don't know who you're fuckin with I'd have enough of your god damn bullshit. Posting sheldon endlessly.
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>>84007725
Nta but the uterus on the left is one pictured removed from the body.
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BOZOOPLE
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oh no I'm BAZOOOOOOOOONING
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>>84007669
Or maybe people just think a lot about sex and people incorporated it into their designs for the same reason artists for centuries have do and kids draw dicks and tits. Becuase it's funny and a little taboo to sneak it in where you can. Get your head out your ass. Talk about putting pussy on a pedestal. Jesus christ.
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>>84007669
>biological stargate
>Vesica Piscis
>resonance rituals
Take your meds. It isn't a "stargate," it's literally just a pussy. They want you thinking foid biology is some cosmic portal s you worishp the roasty establishment gynocracy. Ancient temples were shaped like that because they were fertility cults for peasants who didn't understand how crops grew, not because they were trying to "resonate with the void." Stop trying to find the meaning of the universe in a Reddit "humor" thread. You're literally just describing the divine feminine grift that's been used to sell crystals and overpriced yoga shit since the 70s.
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>>84006865
He should have been in the galaxy quest movie as one of the autistic aliens.
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>>84007669
This better be a copypasta, otherwise you just wrote all this horseshit yourself without once stopping to recognize how fucking nuts it is. God damn.
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pussy pietism
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orifice orphism
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cooter kabbalah
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cloaca cultism
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vajayjay voodoo
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minge mojo (jojo)
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muffin makutu
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wizard's sleeve wizardry
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fanny fascination
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punani portency
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>>84006865
u show u bob an vegana. u like indian coke deer?
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penis fly trap soothsaying
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dickhole diablerie
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poooooontang prestidigitation (is this paranormal?)
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>>84008370
bhosada bewitchment
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mea culpa de l'occulte
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Verily, I say unto thee, there walketh amongst the annals of the "Sit-Com" a giant--not of stature, though he be lanky as a wintered birch--but of pure, unadulterated intellect.

I speak of the Physician Cooper, the Sheldon of Texas, a man whose mind is a fortress of logic amidst a sea of peasant-brained folly.

>Why His Legend Endureth:
The Tongue of the Sage: While others babble of trivialities like "sportsball" or "the weather," he speaketh the divine language of Theoretical Physics. His words are as sharp as a Valyrian blade and twice as polished.

The Sacred Spot: Observe his devotion! Like a king upon his throne, he defendeth his cushion with the fervor of a knight guarding the Holy Grail. To sit in his place is to invite a reckoning most righteous.

The Bazinga Cry: 'Tis not mere jest; 'tis a war-whoop! A signal to the gods that a prank of supreme wit hath been executed upon the unsuspecting.

The Soft Kitty Canticle: Even the fiercest dragon would be soothed by the melodic incantations of the "Soft Kitty." 'Tis a balm for the weary soul, a lullaby for the hyper-intelligent.

"He is a creature of habit, a master of the whiteboard, and the only soul brave enough to demand a Roommate Agreement written in the ancient scrolls of legalistic parley!"

Shame upon the heathens who claim his quirks are "annoying." They are but simpletons who cannot grasp the majesty of a Tiffin Schedule or the necessity of a Flag Information Segment. He is the North Star of nerd-dom, guiding us through the dark night of social awkwardness toward the promised land of Nobel Prizes.

By the beard of Odin, The Big Bang Theory is not merely a play; 'tis a chronicle of our age's greatest mind!
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front hole evil eye
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>>84006865
pingas penor penus



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