I wish I had a robot bf so we could have sex. My vagina is so unused I have 2 gray pubic hairs. Sexual frustration is no joke
>>84009179No robot wants your rotting NEOvagina
>>84009185I'm not a tranny for the record
>>84009198NTA.But I don't believe you. Every fucking place I see "women" being incels it's 80% troons pretending to be women.>My vagina is so unused I have 2 gray pubic hairs. But if you were an actual woman, I have 7 inches of cock that need to be used.
>>84009198>I'm not a tranny for the aaaaaaaaaack
>>84009223Really? I don't participate in tranny threads so I've never noticed this. Aren't trannies like 0.1% of the population? 7 inches is too much probably
>>84009179post boobs and vagene>ups this is not /soc/
>>84009269I will never post nudes. Even back in the day on here before camwhoring was banned I never even considered it.
>>84009179Alright here I am, your robot bf.
>>84009179How old are you? Are you reasonably attractive?
>>84009306Where do you live>>84009310Old, and of course not
>>84009179>I have 2 gray pubic hairs
>>84009179>My vagina is so unused I have 2 gray pubic hairsThen it would be perfect match for me because I'm starting to grow gray hair on beard and near ears. Sadly you most likely live in US or somewhere equally away.
>>84009318I'm in the midwest
>>84009336That's feasible actually, but you probably wouldn't like me.
>>84009318do you shave your pussy? would you do anal? are you virgin? would you swallow cum and piss? what about deepthroat? how kinky are you? how often would u fuck? how quick do u cum?
>>84009179>>84009318How old? Literally almost all the women I meet online are zoomers now and I'm not interested in trying to date another. It's always a disaster esp the people on here since most of them are BPD
>>84009346Also nta >>84009547North/Northwest here, close to Buffalo
>>84009179Are you black, brown, white, yellow, or bright green?
>>84009179sexual frustration is a joke, you're a fucking joke if you cannot function without sex
build one then
>>84009552Too far sadly>>84009797I'm blue da ba dee, da ba di>>84009829I need human connection
>>84009895What state is close to where you're based?
>>84009922California, and no I'm not chickn
>>84009895then join a book club if you need human connection so much
>>84009179I wish I had a gf. My hands are empty and they need a nice pair of tits to squeeze.
>>84009961No i only want it in the form of a boyfriend. Socializing for other reasons is a waste of time and a disappointment
>>84009179You could have a really fun time being spitroasted
>>84009974You would find a boyfriend going out to things.
>>84010012Not true i already tried, I'm not approachable irl anyway
>>84009936that's what chickn would say, you're a fat ugly latina who is 28 and lives in commiefornia and is a discord groomer. prove me wrong
>>84009974then you don't need human connection, you just want to get fuckedhow long have you survived without sex thus far?
>>84010022>already triedBet you didn't. Going outside your door isn't enough. Did you go to anything where you might actually meet a guy?
>>84010029You're retarded, she always avatarfags and asks what people think about her. Kys>>84010032...getting fucked is a form of human connection. I want a bf to do it with consistently though. I've never had sex before>>84010045Yes. Turns out only attractive people get asked out, shocking development
Do you have a size preference or limit?
>>84010068Was going to say that long distance stuff can still work but you seem kinda obnoxious ngl
>>84010068Spit out your bra size, foid.
>>84010079I don't have experience so I'll go with average
>>84010112We're not compatible then, sorry. Good luck in your love quest.
>>84010106I don't really care what you think, I'm matching the energy given to me.>>84010123Thank you
>>84010068but you're specifically looking to get fucked, friendship or any other sort of human connection is not what you want, you specifically want a male companion to regularly penetrate you>I've never had sex beforewhy?
>>84010129Spit it out, tranny >>84010111
>>84010068>she always avatarfags and asks what people think about herwhat if she (you) wanted to change her strategy? what makes you not her?>fat>ugly>28>latina>commiefornia YES>discord groomerwhich one of these are you're not?
>>84010144I want someone I connect with to penetrate me so you're wrong.>>8401014936DD>>84010163>fatYes>uglyYes>28No>LatinaNo>discord groomer I don't even have a discord. You seem obsessed with her though I already told you I'm not her
>>84010184I'm not wrong sweaty, you just reworded what I postedand you did not answer my question
too many robots have the wrong idea and think virginity is a desirable thing bc they are virgins. It's not. There is something very wrong with this hoe if she's living in ca and can't get dicked down. Mark my words. When you meet her it'll be like "Oh.. now i totally get why no other dudes wanted to put their dicks in this". Chasing after this hoe will leave you with buyer's remorse, anons. You have been warned.
>>84010129Holy shit obnoxious confirmed. Maybe try being a likable person and you'll get a gf. Also try not being fat. I have no issue with fat women but they're all incredibly demanding and annoying
>>84010249I wouldn't be here if I was normal, not really surprising
>>84010271I think you really should follow your own advice. We're both here after all. I'm not aiming to be liked by the masses.
>>84009179I could be your robot bf but I'm in the EU.I would pay your plane tickets and we could have love and romance though. Also sex.
>>84010287I'm not fat, your turn.
>>84010184Okay, I will be your bf. You're my gf now.
>>84010184>how old are you?>what's your race?>why not discord?i know i'm not the only one who's suspicious that you're chickn
>>84010324Yay tfw bf
>>84010357Can we have sex now? I'm horny.
>>84010390Yes let's do it
>>84010400Omg omg omg, it's finally happening!
>>84009179Virgin? Otherwise no.
>>84010400>>84010409Take off your pants you sluts
>>84010424Way ahead of you. I'm already naked.
>>84010184Pretty sure we talked and you rejected me ;_;
>>84009242> Really? I don't participate in tranny threadsfake and bait, you're on 4chan right? no way you haven't noticed
>>84010435Don't mind me, I'm just going to masturbate while you guys do it
>>84010438>Pretty sure we talked and you rejected me ;_;Good, I met my bf here now and we're happy and sexually satisfied
>>84010510That's my girl. We're so in love.
>>84010521<3 I love you so much babe, you complete me
>>84010535I love you too, baby. You're my soulmate. Move in with me and let's start a family.
>>84010510Why are you so happy of making me so sad, fembot. You're gonna make me cry...
>>84009552>buffaloNTA, that's a few hours away from me. I'm from the hudson valley but 23; you never said how old you are.
>>84010588Stfu, she's mine. Don't talk to my gf, faggot.
>>84010565Yes, a million times yes. I couldn't imagine a future without you in it!
>>84010600>Stfu, she's mine. Don't talk to my gf, faggot.kek seething already
>>84010631Leave my hubby alone, we don't want you here
>>84010613Babe, since the moment we met, you became my entire world. I want to be by your side forever, and our souls be united in what comes after. Would you do me the honor of spending the rest of our lives together? Would you marry me?
>>84010631You heard her, faggot. Fuck off. >>84010649We should make out right now.
>>84010588>>84010600>>84010631I'm a guy replying to her, maybe follow the thread
>>84010651Oh my goodness... YES. I'm the happiest person in the world right now anon. I also have some news to share with you... I took a pregnancy test this morning and I'm pregnant. You're going to be a dad
>>84010700I'm so happy. I love you. And we will raise this beautiful child together.
>>84010754*fast forward 70 years*We lived happily ever after. Had a couple more kids and tons of grandkids and died peacefully together in our sleep
>>84010068>I've never had sex beforeWhat if you have sex and you don't like it?
>>84010837I had it with my husband I met in this thread and I love it actually
>>84010249kys herpes ridden whore
>>84010438this bitch has talked to a million niggas on here at this point. I was glad she rejected me once I realized she was fat and brown.
>>84011140You're mistaking me with one of your ewhores. I've only talked to 2 people off this board and it was several years ago
>>84011165How old are you? Maybe I was one of those 2 people
>>84009179>have 2 gray pubic hairsKek, aged out for chad so you slum it here. How many miles of dick have you seen roastie?
>>84009242>"I don't participate in tranny threads"Wrong. You are participating in this tranny thread, right now.
>>84009179How often have you posted your nudes online?
>>84011165>You're mistaking me with one of your ewhores. I've only talked to 2 people off this board and it was several years agoI thought you didn't have discord.
>>84012391Not OP but there's a world of messaging apps beyond Discord.
