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I'm 23 years old and I look like I'm 15. No wonder I can't get laid, women don't want boys they want men, men who have beer bellies, a soibeard, wrinkles and smells like expired milk with nickles.
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>>84009315
Are you sure you look 15?
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>>84009322
I do. I have soft clear skin, pubescent mustache (I can't even grow a beard) and I am skinny.
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>>84009327
If you look like timothee chalamet from a few years ago I totally would. Just shave off your pencilstache
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>>84009315
Hi OP. I've consistently been told I look way older than I do. I have a beer belly and a beard. I'm still a loser incel. Maybe it's that I smell too nice according to your theory
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>>84009315
How big is your pp? Do you have much body hair? What color is your hair
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>>84009315
the ones that like shot doujins do, dated one, and im dating one rn that likes to do these kinds of rps and other really hot stuff
basically start crossdressing
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>>84009332
>smell nice
Idk women like manly smells like motor oil and balls for some reason but there's plenty of colognes that women love smelling.
>>84009340
Last time I checked 6.3 inches, I have a decent amount of body hair though. Black hair.
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>>84009315
You're either ugly or retarded because teenaged men or men that look like teenagers can easily get laid. Literally everyone finds youth attractive.
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>>84009350
>Last time I checked 6.3 inches, I have a decent amount of body hair though. Black hair.
Hot. I want you
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>>84009351
Its probably cause I'm too scared to talk to girls, I mean, I sometimes catch women looking at me but it's nothing to write home at.
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>>84009352
do you want him because he is
>Last time I checked 6.3 inches, I have a decent amount of body hair though. Black hair.

or because
>Last time I checked 6.3 inches, I have a decent amount of body hair though. Black hair. AND looks like a 15 year old?
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>>84009315
cant really relate man ever since i hit puberty people keep referring me older than my age,altho lately it dosent happens much often, thank god
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>>84009373
Definitely the former. No way he actually looks 15
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>>84009397
I think the reason is because I don't look different at all from when I was 15 vs now. Its like I never aged.
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>>84009315
I understand your pain OP. I'm 6 years older than you but basically got hit with the worst combo possible for a man. Short, young looking and skinny as fuck, also I can't grow any facial hair save for a thin mustache and a pathetic goatee. We're basically invisible in the eyes of women, one time I had a stranger stalk me, asking to take my picture because he didn't believe how old I was. We're born just to be humiliated. I would suggest, checking your testosterone levels, maybe you can get T prescribed and have it age you a bit. Good luck bro
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>>84009403
That's a good thing. Looking too old is gross
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>>84009452
The fucked up part is I still haven't got my first kiss or had sex yet. Its so tiresome.
>>84009463
Meh it has its benefits as a man. Its more detrimental as a woman I can truly say that.
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>>84009484
Let me kiss and sex you
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>>84009488
You're a man I bet. Plus it wouldn't work.
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>>84009315
You sound like a bitter tranny seething over masculinity.
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>>84009495
Biofoid, why wouldn't it work? Because you're a faker?
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>>84009512
Not seething at all, I wanna be masculine but I can't really look the part.
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>>84009315
you need to put yourself out there for older women, late 20s to mid 30s, would basically abuse your penis until your flesh is broken.

then with that experience and confidence you throw it at those younger girls.
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>>84009515
Uhhh, we're on an anonymous image board?
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>>84009537
Oh I get what the actual issue is now, you're a fucking retard
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>>84009597
I'm a retard for not taking an online relationship with a total stranger seriously? Did I hurt your feelings or something?
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>>84009597
we finally got the real answer and OP you can just get her discord or smt yk
>>84009397
and here i thought i will get to call the cops and get some reward money for catching a predator
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>>84009617
>get her discord
I don't use discord. I had an account and I used to add people here but I never used the app enough so I deleted it. I want to actually see the people I interact with these days.
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I'm 31 and look 16, we're the same you and I, I and you
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>>84009315
In a way, yeah you've got a point
I'm 27 and I look 40+ and I've noticed I get more attention from women (and some men) as I age
Buggery desu
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>>84009708
>looking 40+ in your 20s
It's so over for you
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>>84009718
>walk with dad
>"oh hey, (dad's name) I didn't know you had an older brother"
>walk with mom
>"I didn't know you re-married, (mom's name)"
My dad passed a few years back and my mom was sick, so I went for my baby brother's Parent-Teacher meeting and everyone of his friends asked him "dude, is that your dad?"
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>>84009742
Jesus christ dude, what the fuck happened to you? Do you have a condition?
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Different women want different things :3
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>>84009315
I've noticed this too. I'm 32 and some woman I work with legit thought I'm 21. Meanwhile I have a 26yr old zoomer coworker with a beer gut (he's actually a semi-drunkard), old-looking face, moustache and that fat-solid type of build you get from eating a lot and doing just a bit of gym. He's tall, but still shorter than me and his face is uglier than mine. And he stinks of ciggie smoke because he smokes.
He has a cute gf with big boobs and gets attention from married women. I'm khhv and only get noticed by BPD skinny twig women with no boobs and no ass.
I don't get it either anon...I'm volcel so I don't care. But I don't understand why women want a chubby smoker drunk who is out of energy and wants a nap after lunch instead of a slim/fit, tall, non-stinky, healthy guy who looks 8-10yrs younger than he is.
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>>84009750
I honestly don't know either
>full head of hair
>decent body
>libido's still good
I don't have wrinkles, I don't have smile lines, my acne still flares up occasionally
I just look old
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>>84009718
>>84009742
ykw thank god, i only look 2-3 years older
>>84009764
some people just have some facial characteristics that makes them look much older
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>>84009757
Probably because you're boring, stuck up, and don't know how to talk to people
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>>84009777
but I'm still young at heart so this dissonance kills me sometimes

I'm only 27, man...
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>>84009779
Foids always say that shit but end up with the most boring guy in the friend group.
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>>84009842
That's stable boring, this guy is NPC doesn't know how to talk boring
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>>84009796
damn bro,i hope shi getter better for you
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>>84009796
I hate this fucking monkey. If I saw it IRL I'd beat the shit out of it
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>>84010140
*Punch-es you*
get it?

>>84010116
lmao nah, it's cool
It's only been getting better with age
The attention I received from 18-20yo girls (and guys) is unreal
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>>84010140
Yeah because you're evil and wicked.



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