What's the most simple cheap slop-like food? I want something tasteless but not completely disgusting
>>84010735Potatoes. They're delicious to boot! If you want them to be
cream of wheat, oatmeal, cream of rice...
>>84010735Water soup, very trendy since it's vegan.It's also the perfect meal to introduce fasting and speeding up the process of autophagy and using up the ample body-fat basically everyone carries around with them every day.Next option is potato/carrot soup. Spice things up with... spices, eggos, fried chili-oil (if you can tolerate MSG) or beans for cheap protein.Plain potato soup tastes amazing after a fast as hunger is still the best sauce.
>>84010735Rice, beans and sardines(and broccoli). Has everything you need nutritionally, a little light on vitamin a but still enough, could add carrots and youre 100% covered
have some grits, OP
>>84010735rice and beansgrits and eggsshit on a shingle
Congee works its like the more filling version of soup and has lots of water. Add some side dishes
eggsscrambled, boiled, sunny side up put in a sandwich, put with potatoes, put with rice
>>84010917I HATE CONGEE CONGEE CAN GO TO HELL HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MUSH
Oatmeal.I personally find it disgusting, but a lot of people are fine with it. It is cheap, tasteless, full of nutrition and easy to make. Literal animal feed for the goiyim
>>84010917I like congee.Risotto is very similar but with cheese + butter
>>84010735Egg whites
>>84010735Boiled potatoes (mashed if you want slop).Rice and beans.Pasta with nothing .
>>84010735I just learned that a small woman could sustain herself by giving about 113 blowjobs per day, calorie-wise. I'm a bit disappointed that ejaculate is only 5..25 calories. All that work for that little gain. Sad.
>>84010735>masoor dal>pasta e ceci>make pasta, add a little bit of olive oil, butter, and grate parmesan cheese on it
>>84010986No, you don't. Congee is literally the Devil's splooge.
>>84011041I'm pretty sure it at least has a much higher nutritional value than actual ejaculate. I like how Gemini didn't have any issues giving me the estimates on this matter without flinching. If this tool doesn't advance humanity then I don't know what will.
Just eat bread. It's cheaper than oatmeal where I live, and it requires virtually no prep or cleanup.
>>84011119Just white bread? Is that enough?
>>84010735can of tuna + mayo + rice. goes together surprisingly well.
>>84011041you're the devils splooge
>12 year old posting about discovering food for the first time
>>84010735probably kidney beans with various condiments, salt diced garlic & onion, chilli powder, a squeeze of lime, smoked paprika, allspice,
Cream of wheat. Not sandy like grits (DISGUSTANG tastes like eating scraps off the factory floor mixed with dirt) and can be savory or sweet. You can even eat cocoa wheats a chocolate version. Again sweeten as desired
Oats/rice/potatoes/homemade bread for carbs and to satiate/ + eggs for protein, also whey if working out + peanuts if you need more fat. consider bullion with frozen vegetables if you want it. alcohol makes your caloric need easier to fill, and also helps with the apathy and anhedonia. milk is also good and cheap, wand is nice in oats or by itself.i'm broke and don't like eating food at all and this is what i've been doing for a decade. i've not been sick once in that time, no issues are noted in checkups and blood tests. i look ok. flour and peanuts are probably best dollar-per-calorie value
>>84010735>I want something tastelessbut why? is this a form of self harm? Do you have a sensitive pallete? because people who usually go for fries. unsalted with no ketchup
>>84011660>is this a form of self harm?Yes, but it's also a hassle to eat something different every day and worry about dieting and calories and fasting and all of that.
>>84011338Whole wheat. My diet right now is basically 60% bread, 40% milk, and a multi-vitamin to fill in the blanks.
Milk. It's perfect from a nutrition standpoint, ideal ratio of macros, and a gallon is roughly the average sedentary man's bmr. Usually subsidized or a loss leader. Never gets old. No prep involved, just pour up a glass or drink straight from the jug.
>>84010814who tf makes waffle soup
>>84012323but it's completely disgusting
>84012364bait harder
>>84010895Lemme guess, you're from.... Mississippi or some shit?
>>84012437Whats wrong with Mississippi? Fucker
>>84012654lol nothing I was just asking. I'm from Georgia myself and we eat grits daily around here.
>>84012323incredibly based milk anon posting an image of whole milk drinking a glass rn king
