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if anal is so painful, why do gays do it anyway?
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it's less painful than it is for women because of prostate orgasms
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>>84011213
they like the pain
idk why, they just do
probably reminds them of their dad/uncle/molester
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>>84011229
that doesn't make any sense it's going into the asshole whether there is a prostate there or not
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>>84011213
The goal is sucking the poop covered cock afterward. It feeds the parasites controlling their brains
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>>84011213
if you're doing everything right the pain is very mild and subsides after like 90 seconds. after that it just feels like someone massaging your guts except it tickles and makes you cum. or piss yourself. maybe both.
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>>84011239
the pleasure of it lessens the pain, with women there is no pleasure. and the asshole gets stretched overtime and there is less tension and initial pain the more times you do it
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>>84011213
it's only painful if you didn't stretch and lubricate your bussy before
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>>84011253
breeders LITERALLY implant parasites in each other on purpose
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Shh you're not supposed to tell them what it really feels like
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>>84011213
Your asshole will get extremely loose and even self lucubrate after a few minutes. I used to milk my prostate all the time and I NEVER used lube. Fuck those orgasms were insane. I stopped doing it because I think it was turning me gay. But oh well.
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>>84011213
>>84011229
>>84011232
>>84011263
it's not painful at all if you do it correctly. there should be zero pain
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>>84011472
You misunderstood, bby
*I* like the pain
nothing else comes close to hearing your bottom moan and squirm
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>>84011472
zero?? I mean there's going to be a pretty intense stretching sensation at first which some people might count as a type of pain. unless you have a horse cunt for a butthole
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>>84011466
goddamn, not even spit?
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>start doing lots of anal play in spare time
>rectal walls begin manufacturing copious amounts of clear, odorless mucusy liquid
>it eventually gets to the point where I can just start spontaneously with zero prep
>always have enough of it in my body to fill a shot glass if I push it out
>two shot glasses if I'm really horny, whenever I get horny I have to go to the bathroom to wipe my ass
>don't even need to use lube anymore unless I'm going to be doing something really extreme
>not incontinent but no longer have to push to poop anymore, it just kinda plops out in the blink of an eye without leaving much of anything behind
>asshole always feels kind of loose
>can't fart anymore, risk of blasting my undies with an assload of buttsnot is too much
don't take the buttpill, it's not worth it. stay out of your ass
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>>84011213
personally i prefer to be fucked in the urethra
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>>84011543
Cool fanfic idk why it's not original to say that
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>>84011575
You joke but there are videos from 2015 of exactly that
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For me it's worth the pain because he's nicer than usual for a little bit after. Guilty conscience maybe? Gays probably feel the same.
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>>84011486
Most men take painless shits bigger than your little white dick
Pain would only come if its dry insertion, and thats from intense friction
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im a fag and I hate anal.
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>>84011213
If you do it right and safe and warm up and relax, then its fine. Actually it can be insanely pleasurable if your really good at it (and you're a bottom)
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>>84011931
im a vegetarian and I hate vegetables
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>>84011543
>stay out of your ass
no fucking shit exit only
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>>84011931
What do you want a cookie
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>>84011931
do you like giving haed
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>>84011213
Lots of gay men get off on degradation. Getting painfully fucked by a big dick is very hot for many gays as a result.
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>>84012525
what if you like getting lovingly sodomized
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>>84012744
Yeah there's homos into that too
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I will always say any man who is into anal is a faggot.
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>>84011213
It only hurts the first 50 times. Then it's pure Bliss
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>>84012882
not like there's anything wrong with being a faggot. In fact being a faggot is positively amazing. Imagine having the sex life of a woman and being able to choose your pa
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>>84012895
>not like there's anything wrong with being a faggot
Homosexuality is wrong from the get-go. Homosexuals are degenerate deviants.

>amazing
It isn't.

>sex life
Ofc, always focusing on the sex, just like faggots do.
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>>84011213
It's like a bdsmfag sounding his urethra and it bleeding all over his crotch and asking
>why is he doing it, doesn't it hurt, etc
Yes
Obviously
He's mentally ill
>why is the retard eating broken glass
Idk bro what do you expect him to do? He's retarded
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>>84012943
>Homosexuality is wrong
wrong. Homosexuality is a natural and beneficial part of animal life. People who say otherwise are cringe and retarded
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>>84012943
The concept of degeneracy is a psyop created by religious cultists to control the population.
You are a deviant degenerate for being here as well
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They have to take drags
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>>84012976
Naturalistic fallacy. Just because something is natural does not make it right or good. If you use it, then you should go eat some poison hemlock since it's very natural.

>>84012981
>psyoped degenerate faggot calling others psyop'd
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>>84012943
>Ofc, always focusing on the sex, just like faggots do.
Wow this whole site must be populated with almost only faggots then.
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>>84013118
>Wow this whole site must be populated with almost only faggots then.
You just now noticed?
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>>84012943
>It isn't
It's pretty amazing actually if you live in the 1st world. You get the benefits of being gay (not having to deal with women) and almost no drawbacks from bigoted people who are kept in their place.
Might be different for our african and middle eastern brothers, though.
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>>84013055
You were psyopped into thinking that a perfectly natural and benign part of life on earth is "degenerate".
Literally brainwashed by an ancient psyop.
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>>84013055
>Just because something is natural does not make it right or good
Homosexuality is natural and it's right and good, both of these things are true.
>eat poison
>Die
Hmmm i wonder if we expended this thought experiment
>Be gay
>Do gay things
>Nothing bad happens
You're getting closer to the truth when you realize that victimless crimes aren't crimes at all.
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>>84013230
>Nothing bad happens
Tell that to those faggots who have fecal incontinence and constant anal fissures that.
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>>84012976
The orange fox does not appear to be having a good time in that illustration
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>>84012976
>beneficial part of animal life
Yeah, because it keeps inferior genes from reproducing such as you.
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>>84013375
that's his handsfree foxussygasm face
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>>84013260
That only happens to people who do fisting actually. Besides, if you're talking about the consequences of anal sex, that also pertains to heterosexuals who have the most anal sex in absolute numbers.
Being gay goes beyond just anal, and two men in love aren't hurting each other or anyone else
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>>84013414
Actually the genes get passed on by the family members that homosexual individuals help provide for. It lessens competition which can be harmful and it's natural population control.
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>>84013811
>>84013204
Where can I find more photos like these they are incredibly romantic
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Its a form of self harm to relieve the childhood trauma of being raped by their uncle.
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>>84011213
fags get off on pain unironically for some reason.

If you ever talked to any of them they all have really violent and masochisitic fetishes as well.
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With the right partner and enough patience anal can be enjoyed by both parties with minimal discomfort
There was a guy who wrote a book in the 90s because his dick was too big for women so he had to sleep with men exclusively because they were usually larger so they had a more accommodating asshole so they would exclusively fuck men because it was his only option as the average womans vagina could not stretch enough for the size of his dick
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>>84013811
>That only happens to people who do fisting actually.
Wrong. Rates of fecal incontinence in women has risen a lot. Maybe a few of them engaged in something like fisting.
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>>84014320
If she's not going to be your wife wouldn't you want to cause her to have fecal incontinence? That's like truly owning her soul. Anal is the best way to truly touch a woman in a way that can't be faked, forgotten, or whatever. So many women just fuck, tons of guys and can't even remember their name. But they remember the man who took her virginity, and she'll remember the first man to bust in her shitter. Even if she eventually learns to like it she'll remember the first time hurting like hell. Buttsex is the poor man's cherry.
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>>84011213
God why did this video give me a boner and make me feel all warm inside? This is a man. Not even like a femboy or anything, it's just a straight-up man but something about the way he's struggling to keep up does it for me. Christ
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just don't let humans fuck you its pretty simple
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>>84011486
stretching should not be painful. if it is, you didn't warm up or need more lube.
t. has introduced several women to anal with toys and my cock
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>>84015354
Because you're gay and that's okay
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>>84014243
That's quite the generalization,mr homophobe
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if it's painful you're doing it wrong and should stop immediately. it means you're hurting the colon and it is very dangerous. people die from this
in porn actors pretend. they are not actually in pain
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>>84015380
not painful in the sense of "ow! ouch!" but painful in the sense of like stretching your legs and feeling that nearly-unbearable sensation that you can't handle it for longer than a few seconds at a time. I know some people see that as a type of pain, others don't but that sensation can be pretty intense and not always in a positive way
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it's not that painful. i've been pegged and it didn't hurt a bit. you just have to relax. a rimjob helps.
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Fags are such freaks
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>>84012943
you triggered the fuck out of the fags
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>>84011213
They have no other options. Gay men who care about health, comfrot and hygiene get vaginoplasty
See r/amabwgd
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I have literally taken shits bigger than the biggest penis on the planet.



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