>nice shot anon! do you often play here? How do you respond without immediately turning her off and ruin the vibe?
>>84011511>Ha ha no, actually I usually play video games at home alone crying. What about you?
>>84011511"It's my first time coming here actually, I'm new in town"Works everytime
>>84011511i jizz in my pants
>>84011511Doesn't matter how you respond. MILFs are either the easiest pussy to get (once they've been humbled by the Wall and realise their looks are faded) or the most entilted cunts on the planet (They think that just because they're tired of games that they are in any position to negotiate a used product)
>>84011511>were bars more popular 40 years ago?
>I want to have fuck with you
>>84011511>To answer that question, without confounding you with the lack of an explanation for which I have become so skilled, I must give you an account of my history in playing this divine past-time. Believe it or not, I was once deeply inept in this game. Moreover, I did not touch a pool cue until the age of 18! My mother was a detached woman, indulging me not in the slightest, and my father, who may have been more attentive to me, believed in only the merits of means via which the educated kept entertained. In other words, he would not indulge me in anything that was not reading, writing, scholarly learning, et cetera. When I was 18, he funded me a travel grant sum of 1,600 dollars, hoping for me to gain perspective and become more "worldly" by experiencing the cultures of other, unfamiliar-to-me states.... [cont.]
>>84011511No not really please excuse me I need to use the ladies room and wank to shota yaoi
>>84011511>baby want milky baby want milky
>>84011511Nice tits! Do you get milked often?
moo moo mommy
>>84011511"y-you too"turn around and keep playing
>>84011511I don't play table ball.Last weekend I played badminton and it was I and 3 girls (22, 33, 44 or so) playing doubles against each other for two hours until we can barely move.