>moving to your own place and watching porn on the living room TV for the first time
>>84011849I remember when everyone in my uni house moved over summer and I had this big 8 bedroomed property with large garden to myself. I would watch porn on tv as loud as I wanted, cooked large meals in the kitchen, pumped iron outdoors in the garden as the sun rose and on a hazy summers eve crack open some cool beers and shoot targets with a crossbow and stargaze on the roof at night. It was truly living and I'll never have that again.
Ive been jerking off under the covers in my living room for a while now. I need to go under the covers because my neighbors will see otherwise.
>>84011849>family leaves for vacation>couldn't go because of my job>had the whole place to myself for a weekI got piss drunk in the living room on the first night
>>84011849This, actual king shit
>>84012042If I was your neighbor I would be delighted by the sight.
>>84011849My friend and I used to do this when my parents would leave for town. They would stay gone for 2 hours or so since it's far away. So we'd load porn on the TV and then turn the volume to max and then jack off. My friend always would get too into it and try to suck my dick and I let him a few times but jeez control yourself nigga.
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