i'm having pizza later
Im better at guitar than you
>>84012060i split my dick in half down the middle so now i have two dicks i can jerk off
>>84012060In a world full of gay retards, I'm just a retard >:)
>>84012070oh yeah? can do you THIS?!https://vocaroo.com/141a95dvH4vm
>be me>be in a group of anons circa 2007>chronically online retards believe anything that's written despite the disclaimer that only a fool would take anything posted here as fact>dumbshit women will follow the herd as usual>idea.exe>start pitting retards against each other>start posting disinfo that's believed by retards>lulz>no this isn't enough>start pitting men and women against each other>dividing by zero every day>all for no reason other than we did it for the lulz>enter modern day>newfag anons are all pussies>meanwhile everyone is all angry and political>everyone votes for an idiot>still parroting said idiot>still laughing at this>we learned over the years>refined the plan>much easier now to troll despite everyone being shit scared>it's fucking funnier today>even funnier when I think about the fact that WE ALL TOLD YOU FROM THE START>ONLY A FOOL WOULD TAKE ANYTHING POSTED HERE AS FACTYou and all your kind are doomed.
>>84012060My penis is above average. >>84012148>2007Year I was born in.
I'm going to go buy some alcohol and have a fun night with my online ttrpg group.
>>84012060I'm on hinge and so many men want to go on a date with me (they only want to fuck me)
>>84012268I would like to fuck you AND kiss you.
>>84012060i have an above average weiner
>>84012060I have fast food work tomorrow.
>>84012060Im killing myself in 666 days which is edgy and coolAlso hit diamond in league today
>>84012060In the end I did love her more that she loved me.
>>84012060>brag about something I'm smoking a blunt ht now
>>84012060I gotta admit I'm kinda jealous, what pizza you plan on getting anon? Papa John's has a new pan made pizza I'm thinking of trying out this weekend
studies were easier to get back on track with than i expectedmy girlfriend whom i love pushes me down on my bed to give me sloppy burpy tounguey kissesvidya is fun again and i'm having a good time with it rather than using it for a procrastinating drone like i'm used toit's beautiful and pleasant outside and my new clothes are warm and comfortable
>>84012337it's a frozen pizza, it's got a ton of topings like chicken and i don't know what else, but it's good.
i just finished Go Home Annie: An SCP Gameand i didn't even get scared
>>84012455Wow, Chadly
>>84012344As the girlfriend I confirm and love you too <3
My dick got wider after I started hitting the gym, and I haven't done anything in specific to make it wider.For reference the diameter used to be less than 4cm, now it's 4.25cm.t. has started going to the gym less than three months ago :3
>>84012712damn, maybe i should hit the gym too, i got a skinny weenie.
>>84012297diamond in rocket league?
