Everything is set up perfectly, rub my hands together to generate heat, show thermometer to my family, get coffee and sandwiches brought to me as a result. Infinite sympathy and I've been doing nothing but watching youtube shorts, instagram reels and scrolling through computer. Digestion is slowed so I don't even need to piss or shit. I'm living quite literally, like a god. Being an adult is amazing!
You'll have to pee eventually. What will you do then?