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i turn 32 tomorrow...still a virgin.
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>>84013779
incel thread
fsdgfbghnj
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To be a virgin is to be free.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771757897181460.webm
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>>84013779
Couldn't be me(I got molested)
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>>84013850
>Couldn't be me(I got molested)
quit bragging
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>>84013779
In 1960, 62% of all 25-year old men were already married.
WHO subverted our institutions, behavior and culture?
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happy birthday i hope you have a good day tomorrow.
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>>84013779
you ever considered fucking a hooker in her acidic disease ridden pussy?
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>>84013779
you're missing out. embracing a naked woman is incredible
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>>84013850
What happened? I won't judge.
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Happy bday
If you want help finding a gf or getting laid lmk
I used to run a service to reform incels
I dont want anything but ill get you a girl
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>>84013779
this shit is genuinely so funny. not losing it til your early 20s is understandable but how the ever loving fuck do you make it into your 30s without even at least having a horribly embarrassing sexual encounter let alone getting close to a woman
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>>84014570
thanks anon!
seriously
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>>84014865
First day here?

It's easy

>Be unattractive
>Don't approach women because you're unattractive
>Women don't approach you because you're unattractive
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>>84014865
>not losing it til your early 20s is understandable
not really, sounds like you're just making excuses for your own situation
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>>84013779
>i turn 32 tomorrow...still a virgin.

So what
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>>84014874
>Be unattractive
>Don't approach women because you're unattractive
>Women don't approach you because you're unattractive
yep
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>>84013779
hey we share a birthday, I turn 24 tommorow, not a virgin though
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>>84015159
you two should fight to see who is superior
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>>84015186
he would probably win cause he's a man, I assume
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>>84013779
you know what they say, 32 is the new 30!
stay happy OP, age and death await us all. literally who cares about age
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>>84015381
get your attention seeking points in with the multi line posting, anon?
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>>84014295
The international jew is insidious.
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The sheer human stupidity of putting up of being allowing yourself to be denied the human experience in this life. You might die sooner than you think. Scott adams lived to 65 for example
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>>84013779
You're a kid. Kid
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>>84014865
Easy just be ugly and get burned enough times you don't want to go outside
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30+ virgins is a very sensitive topic i agree but unironically i believe the next step is equally alarming:

i tried to self improve for years and years and at the tender age of 32 i did get a gf. we were together for a year. for the most part it ranged from fine to great. but unironically the worse part of it was the sex. it was uncomfortable and weird. yes she was gorgeous i was attracted to her blah blah but i was just not feeling it. when you get to 30+ and you are not used to having people that close to you, sex just doesn't work. i believe there's a LOT of guys like me. single and unfuckable most of our lives and when it finally happens... it just doesn't really work. it's odd. now at 35 im with my second gf and oh boy, she so into sex and i seriously feel like Al Bundy. im literally trying to plan the perfect night out and she just wants to "netflix and chill". i believe i missed the train of being entertained by sex. and i don't think it has to do with hormones. im just as athletic as ever. sex is just odd.
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>>84017075
How did you find gfs both times?
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>>84017121
first time was the gym.
second time was a metal concert.
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>>84017075
So what youre saying is date older men, sleep with younger men
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>>84017296
>date older men, sleep with younger men
i dont know. if that older guy started having sex from a younger age and actually enjoys it he might be fine. but for a guy like me who first had sex at 32, im not that ecstatic about it. im not used to it. maybe sex is like an acquired taste who knows. in other news i had to completely abandon jerking off because unironically i was enjoying that better and it think it was acting like a competing force.
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>>84017075
fuck you for having things and complaining you're a faggot and i hate you
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>>84017075
You're just fucking weird brother.

I didn't have sex til i was 27, and everything was instinctual and automatic. We were made for this as a species. The only time sex was unnatural was when I was trying to stick my weiner in women way too fucking ugly. I tested the furthest boundaries of "men will fuck anything" when I started having sex, and my penis disagreed.
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>>84013801
Based nigger incel
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>>84018333
>I tested the furthest boundaries of "men will fuck anything
this nigga fucked men lmao



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