you guys gotta take the "not enough" pill i was watching these yt shorts of old school celebs like robert redford and some newer ones like brad pitt etc and they would use the words "not enough" in interviews alot like how often do you ski these days?>not enoughhow much alcohol do you consume these days?>not enoughsaying this sounds so much cooler than a number like imagine this for yourself if someone asks you how many girls you have fucked you have an option between saying zero or not enough and the later sounds so much cooler
sounds like some faggot shit I should not care about in the slightest but thanks for the advice, faggot
>>84016027try to use it in a sentence like "not enough" and "too little" it genuinely so sounds so cooler like try to think of a sentence where you would normally answer with a number
>>84016035How many dicks did you suck today, OP? Not enough?
>>84016085why do you have to make everything gay man im trying to be like the prime hollywood niggas i want to be cool like if you asked me how many movies i saw last year i can either say 100 or i can say too many or not enough tell me which sounds cooler
>>84016103I'm not gay, I just assumed you were since this is basically autoerotic homosexuality. Dude haha just like say "not enough" hahahaha dude how many beers did you chug bro hahaa not enough dude LMAO haha not enough HAHA I'M SO COOL HAHA
>>84016012I prefer to just say that I'm an incel because it makes simp faggots butthurt.
>>84016012This is actually really good advice thanks op
you take that pill, i'm gonna take the 'too much' pill
>>84016167yeah i meant just answering in this manner like always give these abstract answers instead of numbers you can say not enough, too much, too little etc
broooooo im so abstract and like deep haha
>>84016179you can do whatever you want lil bro
>>84016189You're not smart, if you say this stupid shit you'll get a few awkward chuckles from people, but really they'll just wonder what the fuck your deal is.
>>84016205how is answering with not enough stupid? its literally for general shit like if someone asks you how often do you go to uni these days you can either say 2-3 times a week or say not enough the meaning is the same
>>84016218>how is answering with not enough stupid?Kek. I'd explain it to you but it wouldn't be enough. Even reading that makes me chuckle.
imagine a girl says to you i could have given you the world and you respond with "the world is not enough"im going to do this one day
>>84016189he looks like me, weird
>>84016955youre telling me youre a guy who looks prime alain delon and still somehow ended up on r9k wow man what happened
Joan rivers asked jeselnik about his family and his german father'So he must really hate Jews then?''Not as much as I'd like.'He was joking to be clear
>>84016969I'm not an incel, I was volcel for like 10 years though
>>84017155a guy who looks like prime alain delon was a volcel for 10 years? why
>>84016012I'll tell you what, you make a VERY good point. I think I'll start saying "not enough" more often. Thanks OP.
I like to answer stupid questions with "I don't know". Some woman at work asked me how many books I read last year because she noticed I was reading and decided to interrupt me while I was trying to avoid engaging in unpleasant activities at work; such as doing work or talking to people. I genuinely don't know how many, so my answer was honest. But it also implies she is very stupid. Why would anyone keep track of that? Does she track such things? How many times did you wipe your ass? It's less rude than saying I don't care. Is she trying to start a conversation about having sex with mystical animals? If she's wanting to talk about whatever I'm reading instead of what she's reading I'd rather enjoy the source than hear her crudely fumbled thoughts on the numbers and concepts in the book I'm reading. I would not be opposed as much if I thought she wanted to be my gf. But she just wanted attention. If she really wanted me she would ask my next day off so she can come over to do my laundry and scrub the shower. I'll watch anime and drink until I get hungry enough to put a pork chop in the skillet. Being a generous host I'd make her one too. Then she can suck my dick and I'll go back to engaging in whatever leisure activity I felt like until it's time to hit the hay.
>>84017835Nice female coworker: (he's reading, cool, I'll make some convo) Hey how many books you read last year? Navel gazing dorky little moidlet: I'd give you a pork chop if you sucked my dick
>>84016012I already say that when people ask me how much I smoke
>>84017873I don't want convo. I want my dick sucked. A pork chop just seemed a convenient way to address the transactional nature of human relationships. I already had the refrigerator open and my skillet can fit more than one. If she would rather $20 or permission to keep her toothbrush in the bathroom drawer we can hammer out the details of what each party receives for completing my love quest. My preference is she larps as a housewife while I work and save for retirement. I already have bills and shit so it costs me nothing extra to keep her. She wont have to pay bills so she cleans my house and sucks my dick. In exchange for not talking about what I'm reading I won't say anything about how dumb her book choices are.Here's how it should have gone. >nice female coworker: how many times did you get you dick sucked>better than everyone else shrigmawagie: not enough>nice female coworker: naruhodo, i can probably suck your dick satisfactorily>better than everyone else shrigmawagie: cool. come over on my day off, after swallowing start looking at moissanite rings on etsy. I will tell you you're pretty when your nails are painted.>nice female coworker: this arrangement sounds mutually beneficial. can you buy me dresses and a metal coffee cup too?>better than everyone else shrigmawagie: I don't know, I guess if that's what you want
>>84018043Not funny did not laugh
>>84018043>>84018056you guys are ruining my not enough thread with this fag talk i wanted to say not enough in an old school hollywood way not an incel chud way
>>84018056I'm not particularly amused by my dick getting sucked not enough either. It's not a funny premise unless you are the type of sadist who enjoys the suffering of aloof yet sexually frustrated wagies.>>84018064Old school hollywood is fine. Order a martini at the bar shaken not stirred. Try not to ree when they ask if you want titos, smirnoff, or well for the vodka. Things are fake and gay now. Even if we accept this concept of the classic refined masculine cool figure no one else will know what the hell you're getting at. Bring up a movie and they not only assume you're talking about the 2XXX remake, they're not even aware there was an original. Try eavesdropping sometime. I've listened to people argue for five minutes that Justin Bieber is the singer and songwriter of the 1996 song Lovefool. Are these the people you are trying to impress?
>>84016012Based and Blessed postHave heard the notenoughpill a lot from old chads in my family when I was young
>>84016128Faggotniggernigger Cocksucker
>>84018149ordering a vodka martini and saying shaken not stirred is highkey a chud thing to do cause everyone knows that youre pretending to be bond james bond>>84018188this guy gets it the older men had it right man
>>84018208Wrong. If you order a martini bartenders are so stupid they actually think martinis have vodka in them. That is the problem. Such subhumans are not worth interacting with, much less trying to impress with your super cool obscure cinema buff references. You're better off just donning a fedora and telling people you did it your way.
>>84016012Didn't you get the memo? Authenticity is cringe. You're supposed to always be ironic. Not enough implies you care about something which is yikes. When someone asks something that can be quantified you say six seven.
>>84018363wtf are you guys even talking about man
>>84016012honestly just being vague in general is kind of a chad trait. If someone doesn't literally need info from you for practical reasons (e.g., what time is the movie), giving a vague answer makes the conversation more fun for everyoneone of the biggest mistake incels make is that they don't try ti make conversations fun
>>84019223this is what i was talking about just in general being cool and fun
>>84016012>I don't have a personality of my own and I'm deathly insecure so I want to emulate these hollywood figures because they're all cool and perfect >guys I need your opinions on this because I'm too insecure to make up my mind And do you think your strategy is paying off, OP?
>>84019290i dont emulate a single person because no one is perfect but i do pick these certain small characteristic traits i find cool from people and try to adopt them like with robert redford whos example i gave i dont know anything about his life but i do know that him saying not enough was cool so i took that thing
