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>finally get a moidfriend
>this is ALL hes packing
Yuuppp, that's him fully erect.....

How would you react? Would you at least fuck him out of pity?
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It's not like your asshole is a bottomless pit, tranny.
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>another homosexual thread
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looks cute i would ask him to shave but even if didnt would suck and make him cum in my mouth and swallow
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>>84018385
hey, thanks for making me feel better about my dick op.
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>>84018486
For some random, inexplicable reason, I suspect you are a man
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>>84018385
looks can be deceiving or something
how tall is he, how tall are you?

I'm 5'7 but mine's about 7" so it looks massive on me
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>>84018685
Looks more like 5.5"/5" cock
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>>84018385
id blow him if he shaved
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>>84018385
porn has ruined a whole generation
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>>84018697
do girls usually not like hair down there? my exes used to ask me not to shave
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>>84018685
lmao. Every fag in here is either 4" or 7", no in between. Sure thing. No one is ever the average.
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>>84018795
>No one is ever the average
Average numbers for the average Joe
I don't think the people are "average", man
We've somehow got the worst of the worst and the best of the best on this site

We've got literal 40yo neets who've never worked a day in their life and we've got gay furry faggots in IT who make 200k/year
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>>84018813
*the people HERE
my bad, man
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>>84018795
I am 6.4 with 4.5 girth
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Bruh it looks so much like mine. Please someone kill me.
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>>84018385
Thanks for making me feel better about my benin. It's too bad you're with him and not with me, it saddens me.
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>>84018385
cockmogs me desu
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>>84018385
Looks like a rotten sausage
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>>84018385
>thinking of showing mine off
>nothing arouses me these days
i need physical touch
pixels on a screen does nothing for me
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This looks like mine. It's over.
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>>84018710
id rather not pick hairs out my teeth n stuff, yuck!!
but ya his dick looks nice, im not bothered abt size n more so the actual person lol
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>>84019542
lol who??
no i think ur confusing me for someone else but thats rly funny lolz
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>>84019563
ya shes right tho,,
i think a lot of ppl wld prefer cock without hair cuz what if u have to pick out like a pube hairball thats been hammered into ur throat like a fcking factory piston
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>>84018795
I'm average
6' long 5.8' girth
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>muster up courage to send dickpic to foid friend, despite probably not even wanting to
>You send it
>She posts it on 4chan and likely other friendgroups to shit talk you

Tell me why foids aren't naturally evil.
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>>84019603
His fault, he shouldve known that he had a micropenis
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>>84019613
And yet foids would shit and piss themselves if a dude took nudes of her and posted it to make fun of her.
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>>84019630
They wouldn't, because you can't make fun of an attractive body
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>>84019644
They absolutely would. This shit happened yesterday. Quit coping faggot.
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>>84019651
Boohoo cry me a river foid
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>>84018486
its just the right thing to do

>>84018629
damn detective anon on the case
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>>84018385
is he asian LOL
are you white?
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>>84018385
this is a man tho, posting his own dick to get a rate
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Damn, that looks even smaller than my 7x5.5 inch micropenis.
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>>84018385
The penis is average, so long as he can maintain an erection and hasn't beaten it into a comatose level of desensitization it's fine. The hair is a pass though. He should trim it at the minimum to be considerate, right now it looks too long and thick to be sanitary.
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>>84018710
clean shaven for blowjob, trimmed for sex. or so i've heard, why would i give advice to a sex haver. grow out a big 70's bush. idc. you dont get to be happy, not while i'm still miserable
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>>84018385
Pretty normal cock desu senpai



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