Matched with a mid on tinder. She opened up with the question "what do you do to relax". I said>I just lax I don't need to do it again I genuinely don't understand why she unmatched me instantly
Because you managed to come off as both a dumb porch monkey and a pedantic loser at the same time. I cringed reading what you sent too.
>>84018574And then 10 years later OP will still be wondering why he has never touched a woman wirhout paying for it
>>84018574You are actually the cringe one. >>84018582You are the virgin. I am notNow I await your seething replies. I'm getting the popcorn ready.
>>84018730Oh, was that supposed to provoke me?I really don't careI've got more pussy (for free) than 99.9% of people on this board, so I am not insecure in the slightest, I actually come here to laugh at losers like you and to feel superior
>>84018730>No u You're autistic as fuck
>>84018798>>84018807I'm glad I have no plans tonight. This thread is gonna be good.
>>84018565Because she is really dumb and didn't understand it.Genuine answer by the way. You dodged a bullet.More involved answer: this is a dumb joke showing that you are witty. It also correctly dismisses a low-effort opener, rightfully indicating to her that you are higher brow than that. It is a short and efficient exchange and anyone worth pursuing will like your answer and follow it up.
>>84018814As if you have plans any night
>>84018832Just keep going. You're in quicksand.
>hey guys look at my thread>uhhh that's cringe>no u>no u>no u>no u>no u
I'm gay for pay all day I pray for pay but nay. Hurray
>>84018849Kek. OP is a jeet, of course he thinks he's winning "arguments" with every post.
>>84018849FUCK YOU YOU SNIVELING TURD PUSHING HERMAPHRODITIC GAY PORN OBSESSED WANNABE ME BUT AIN'T AS COOLyou lost... bitch
>>84018863Nigga I have no dog in this race. I just think it's extremely silly to go to this board and just reactively snarl at strangers.
>>84018861You're obviously from somewhere like Somalia >>84018868If you think I'm looking more silly, you are incorrect. My prediction was on point. I genuinely did put on some popcorn but it got burnt. Might ditch the rest of the show
>>84018565Laxatives
>>84018565She doesn't need a reason you are probably one of 20 minimum and that wasn't a useful answer for her to further consider you as an option
>>84018878>I was just pretending to be retarded saar I am burn popcorn though everyone is much jealous of me saar I am CEO of sex
>>84018893>he just keeps going Cringe
>>84018902You have poop colored skin and literally eat poop
>>84018565It's because she's a woman and woman aren't funny
>>84018925I concede. This is going nowhere productive.
>>84018798>so I am not insecure in the slightest,>>84018798>I actually come here to laugh at losers like you and to feel superior
>>84018938His joke wasn't actually funny either, it's just midwit wordplay presented at the cringiest moment possible. It's obvious that OP is genuinely at least a little autistic. If he was attractive, she would have pretended to laugh, so we can conclude OP is ugly and short as well.
>>84018565huh? that's the type of joke i would tell my gf she would giggle to...did you use one of those gay emojis? foids like those.don't see what you did wrong here
>>84018962Have you considered going to the brain gym? To improve your IQ beyond 70 I mean.
>>84018990Wow, you're really upset that your "clever" joke sucked. Cope harder, loser.
>>84018565Humor is an alien concept to the femoid.
>>84018565That's cute and charming to me (a man) but I like stupid jokes. What she wanted you to say was:>I hang out on my megayacht or go snowboarding in the BahamasSorry, OP.
>>84018565why does this guy kinda look like daniel day lewis
>>84018565how are you this autistic?you have zero rapport and the joke was mid, what the fuck did you think would happen? you can do shit like that after you've talked for a day or two
>>84019294Found the foids. Get your holes filled in somewhere else.
>>84019294In his defence, heaps of women have things like "I love corny jokes and pickup lines" in their profiles. These same women will get mad when you give them what they say they want, which is standard woman behaviour.
>>84019280Because that actor specializes in eccentric characters
>>84019318They're talking about CHAD, you autistic fuck. Holy fuck this is not complicated.
>>84018565that's unironically a fucking hilarious line and the foid was simply filtered by your genius
>>84018574>>84018582I'm a foid and think it's funny
>>84018565she hates her dad. simple as.
>>84019622It's really not genius, but it's a great way to filter low-wit foids who aren't worth speaking to
>>84019628OK? And what are you doing over there instead of here with me? Won't you marry me yet?
>>84019691I don't know youu
>>84019699Well what are we going to do to change that? Got a discord?
