I am so fucking happy I took my own virginity with a carrot.No man could ever traumatize with painful hymen breaking.No guy could ever feel smug about being my first.I owned it and no one else ever will. My first sex was nothing out of the world life forming, it was just an upgrade from the dildo. I forgot the guy easily. I never had painful sex. In fact I hurt more men and made them cry, than men ever had a chance to hurt me in any capacity.I can completely distance myself from the hordes of manhurt bimbos and abusechad addicted forever victims. I can even afford to not give two shits about rape because I simply inherently don't fear sex at all. I can only derive pleasure from it; it is men who go insane, lose their dignity and are obsessed after my fullmetal bpd pussy. Life is good. And it is all thanks to the fact that no man could ever take my virginity and imprint on me.
>>84018744why do men make these shitty larp threads?
>>84018744Did you eat the carrot afterwards because if not that would be a waste
>>84018744.. are you bragging about having sex with a vegetable?
>>84018751I did eat it. Mostly because it got kinda soft and part boiled by the end and I didn't want my parents to suspect anything.
>>84018750You wish it was a laro. Cope seethe
>>84018744>And it is all thanks to the fact that no man could ever take my virginity and imprint on me.This is sad. Now you will never pairbond with anyone.
>>84018744Weird. I think a man claiming me and taking my virginity is hot as fuck.
>>84018777https://x.com/filmnoiresc/status/2025571090676732171?s=20me and who
>>84018750>>84018756>>84018760>>84018769FUCK OFFausu83w
>>84018785That's honestly funny and romantic if they really stay together with only each other.
>>84018750This board is getting a lot worse when a thread can't go two posts without larp accusations >Hey guys I just sneezed>nice larpit's getting tiresome, probably bots a lot of it too
>>84018770It is good because depending on a man (who are all egomaniacal children) is bad for your health and future.I have loved ones in my life and it is wonderful, but my love is intellectual not instinctual, and therefore actually harmonious and peaceful. >>84018777Some women think it is hot to be a child ride. Doesn't make it good. Id rather be preggers to be honest if we talking about fetishes.
>>84018785Lol yeah it's kinda cute but only if it is mostly a joke
>>84018846Why wouldn't you want to be with a man who is monogamous, loves you and is possessive about you? Why would anyone want to have had 10 different dicks in them with no long-term love?
You stupid bitch, I was going to eat that but now it's gonna taste like carrots.
>>84018794Why so mad dear do you not like the taste of carrots
>>84018854Humans are not monogamous(unless autistic, but autists have other issues). You may as well ask why wouldn't I want to be with an elf.
>>84018873I have been 15 years with the same person, first of everything and never wanted anyone else.
>>84018744Women won't settle for anything less than a 7 inch vegetable Chad. Nice guys like me remain virgins while an unemployed root vegetable with a criminal record fucks fembots them gets sucked off by them afterwards.
>>84018756i did that once but i'd go to jail if i tell
>>84018886Because you are a woman, meanwhile your moid is secretly jerking off to and checking out other women, if not actually fucking them. Posts by silly women like you who believed their nigel was loyal to them only to betray them come up here every shingle day.Also trying out many men is simply fun, each of them offers something unique and new. And they will all be possessive anyways. When they realize they can't keep you to themselves they absolutely break, even chads have full on meltdowns when some slut(mee) doesn't care to be loyal to them.
>>84018927No, he's actually more loyal and kind than me. But he was a virgin too, maybe that is important. He doesn't give a fuck about other women, doesn't care about porn unless I watch it with him, has no social media, doesn't look at women. He is deeply romantic. And yes, because I'm a stalker and some points I bugged and controlled his PC and phone. You can try and say all men are cheating sluts, but that's not true. Maybe most are, but some good men exist.
>>84018854Men aren't possessive out of love, it's a power play and being territorial because they don't like getting cucked and having someone else's genes getting passed instead of theirsTheir behavior is the same whether it's one woman or a harem, and that's why they like virgins.
>>84018927Lmao bbc junkie whore nobody wants you lmao, kill yourself.
>>84018985Why would a man not be possessive out of love?
>>84018744There's always anal, anon
>>84018992They feel threatened by other men and have the instinct to hoarde women like pokemons
>>84019148Ok? That's hot. Ever read mangas or smut made for women? The men are always possessive and don't want other men on their girl.
Since this thread is shit anyways can we post some frogs instead?
>>84018985I actually believe you are female now. You clearly don't understand men.
>>84019148If that were actually true then harems would be a normal, everyday thing in modern society. But for some reason it's not. Maybe you're just full of shit and coping?
>>84018744>I can even afford to not give two shits about rape because I simply inherently don't fear sex at all. I can only derive pleasure from it.That's hot ngl
>>84018744to commit to such extent is to assume thyself to be desire, isnt it?even so, how foolish it is to mind even a second about the rapeape subhuman, truly pointlessthe action of yours make the cat chuckle once, twice even
>>84019370Except they in fact are a norm right now
>>84018744>tfw no human fleshlight that doesn't give two fucks if you rape her AND doesn't get attached to you at the same timeI wish you were real op. Shit would be wild.
>>84019572Its real but i live in siberia though
>>84019164Way to miss the point. real life circumstances factoring into it makes mit more gross than appealing >>84019370The only reason men don't have harems is because they can't afford to or women wouldn't allow them. Even without the harems it's easily observable that men are as faithful as their option but that's not the issue here, men are more lax on what they want in a woman since how many they have of them overrides the quality.There's no bigger cope than thinking men are capable of love. I'm actually just being realistic, it's not their fault but they should stop larping
>>84019593It's not gross that the person you are exclusive with doesn't want other men to fuck you or having been inside of you prior lmao
>>84018750They want to be treated and be talked to like a women for once because of the anonymity, so they bait like that.
>>84019602Not what I said
>>84019838That's the reason.
