>>84020113
I noticed a while back that if I'm sleep deprived, the words that come out of my mouth are incoherent
Almost got into a fight with this boomer because he couldn't understand me

>go to store
>grab a liter vodka
>walk to checkout
>hand over ID
>swipe card
>leave without saying a word

>>84020200
>such is life in communist Russkia

>go to store
>old fucker walking slow to the carts
>cut him off, take the cart, speed away
>glares at me
>some lady with a million kids crowding the aisle
>walk through without stopping
>all glare at me
>some idiot taking an hour to pick which milk he wants
>reach past him and grab one at random
>glares at me
>waiting in self checkout line
>cashier tells me she can take me
>stare at her until she goes back to her register
>she didn't glare but she looked uncomfortable
>charity worker tries to talk to me
>ignore them, march to my car
I have optimized human interaction out of my life

>>84020113
Bro please stop obsessing over cashiers. It's a form of simping

>>84020113
>Go to the same pet store to buy dog food every week.
>Cashier identifies me as a regular.
>It's not the mousey-looking store clerk that I like.
Fuck my shitty nigger life.