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I just bought a pocket pussy and i encourage you to do the same. Put it in warm water for 5 minutes and plap it. You wont have to chase any foid ever again, it solves so many problems its unbelievable
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I bet you looked so cute pumping your little penis into your new toy. I wish I could have been there to see.
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>>84020140
I used to do this but I live with people and it's awkward having to explain why
>sqsh sqsh sqsh sqdh
Is coming from my room every night
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>>84020140
ill never buy a pocket pussy the moment i buy one of them the jews win
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i boughted a size fitted onahole and it was 90% close to actual sex minus leg cramps
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i dont know man, there are more things i desire than just sticking my dick in a warm wet hole.
Good that it works for you, but i cant go with it for a walk, cook with it, go for a nightdrive to watch the stars etc.. Nah wait i actually can, but it still cant tell me that it loves me, but women dont do that either, so i think you are onto something here
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>>84020205
>go for a nightdrive to watch the stars
thats very fucking homosexual of you anon if you tell a woman that kind of shit she will fucking laugh at you until the day you draw your last breathe, she will mock you and will tell her friends and them will tell other holes about it and you will never get to fuck ever again, they will isolate you from the fucking pool, not even fat bitches will fuck you, hope you learned your lesson
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>>84020140
OP I was given the jew snip as a baby so it's not going to help
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>>84020238
i know that they would laugh, but i used to to that with my brother and some of my friends a lot on warm summernights, just getting blasted on opiates and going for a drive listening to comfy music and chilling on some spot overlooking the city, and i wish i could do that with a girl im romantically involved with, maybe i will find one whos willing to entertain this
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>>84020177
I have 7 fleshlights and 2 onaholes. Fleshlights are superior.
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>>84020272
Whats the difference between an onahole and a fleshlight
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>>84020324
Onaholes are more wobbly and feel looser as you handle them in your hand, they also tend to be made for small to medium penises. Fleshlights have a hard outer shell surrounding the soft pussy innards which enables better control over stroking and a superior penetration sensation (IMO).
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Wrap fleshlight in blanket so I can simulate fucking and bunch up the top half so I have something to squeeze, holy moly it is amazing.
Over time it got more elaborate. Bought a bra, spats, and those silicone fake boobs for mastectomers to dress up my pillow and a silky sleep dress. Doesn't matter if I nutted ten times that day when I finally go to sleep it's just nice to have someone to hold. Best is laying my head on the pillow where I can feel her boobs against my head or sleep with my hand cupped holding one.
Feels kind of cucked blowing in a baggy but lube doesn't rot, so you can get away with washing her pussy just two or three times a month. It's worth it for lower maintenance.
Definitely going to get a full silicone doll one day. If I ever find a manufacturer that doesn't feel scammy. A proper one though, no wigs or removable head because that's creepy. Real head hair implanted and real hair eyebrows, glass eyes, eyelashes, I want to be able to close her eyes when we sleep or kiss but then make them open when I'm watching anime or playing osrs. Really good makeup and body blushing, implanted pubic hair, realistic proportions so clothes actually fit off the rack(except boobs will be ginormous and custom bras). I did the, conversions and most are like 80lbs, 20" waist, 9" upper arms. Not even trying to look like a person. I want 5'6, about 120lbs, 25" waist, 30M chest, and I want just nailbeds designed for me to apply and change out false nail blanks so, I can occasionally change out the shape and paint them. I'd rather a, more realistic face so it doesn't need to be able to do oral sex but I do want a functioning anus so I can fuck her in the kitty or butt depending on what I'm wanting. All the stuff I want is probably going to be $8,000-$15,000 but will be very worth it. That's the price of a used car and I'd definitely play with my doll more than I drive my car.
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>>84020140
My family can hear me talking to myself sometimes they'd absolutely hear the PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP and my bed creaking and rocking into the wall.
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>>84020767
15 grand is cheaper than a long term foid, plus no talking stage or periods and pregnancy.



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