I WILL eat a two-person portion of mediocre first-try chinese food in one sitting
>>84022248I'm a bit hungry, can I have some of that please? It looks nice... :)
>>84022293You actually may, I overestimated my stomach capacity. Be warned though the flavor is okay but it's not very...li li fen ming and thus texture is kinda bad. I think there was too much moisture in the rice before I fried it or something. Also I'm having Sake with it but this would be miles and leagues better with a Sauvignon Blanc. That's what I'm craving.
>>84022337Mhhh. Don't mind me if I help myself. It DOES look nice Sauvignon blanc ain't bad but I'd like beer better. Some chinese beer like Tsingtao or Yueling to go make a good pairing with chinese food. That, is what I'm craving.
>>84022248Can someone explain to me how the cat has a hand and furthermore how is it white?
>>84022348Cheap light beer in general is too good to stop drinking and it pairs well with anything, but I need something acidic to cut into the smokiness and the...triglyceride mouthfeel, if that makes any sense. I just bought this Sake because it has a dog and I like animals>>84022366The cat is me The hand is my hand The whiteness of the hand comes from my caucacity
im making pomme maxine and a flat iron au poivrealso im not hungry
>>84022402Yeah that does make sense, it's a palate cleanser, innit? I find orange juice works as well, luv me orange juice.And I like how that sake looks, reminds of the lucky cat whose name I forgot. Will you help me with that? I don't feel like googling it...
>>84022416I have no idea what these things are, you just spoke french Please update this thread with your work to clear the suspense when it's done >>84022423I just know the Chinese character "zhao" on the box and it means to provoke or beckon over. I'm guessing from this point on that "maneki" must be the Japanese pronunciation of it and "wanko" must mean dog, because it's a beckoning dog. So given this, and knowing that the Japanese call catgirls "nekos" I'm assuming (idk because I know no Japanese) that the cat version of this dog would be called a "maneki neko" or a beckoning cat. Because its job is to beckon good luck I think you could also call it a lucky cat. >I find orange juice works as wellMy aqua vitae after a hangover Literally nothing hits the spot better. Some mornings I wake up feeling like I could drink a half gallon
>>84022471Yeah, maneki neko or beckoning cat, I ended up with googling it after I read your post lol. Thank you kindly Anon.>My aqua vitae after a hangover>Literally nothing hits the spot better. Some mornings I wake up feeling like I could drink a half gallonI could drink orange juice all day, simple as. It's just so good.Cute dog, is it yours?
>>84022494No, it's just a stock image. Border collies are my favorite dog but it sucks because I just don't have enough space or time to justify owning one
>>84022509Too bad, I don't have enough space, otherwise I'd have a wolfdog or a husky myself.
>>84022471its just stek and potato
>>84022337Damn, soggy rice sucks ass sorry to hear anon. A proper stir fried rice is a top tier comfort food and what's I always order when I get Chinese. I usually order large to make sure I get it as fresh as possible
>>84022828Fortunately not sogging, but it was clumping. Fried rice grains should be individuated >>84022791Obvious loanword potato aside, I know the normans expanded the english vocabulary and gave it new depth and scope with latinate words but we gotta revive a love of the basics I feel, there's just no way I could ever get used to calling a steak an ow pwav ruh
>>84022916Forgot imageSee how they aren't clumping
>>84022248Based. That's me when I cook lentil stew/casserole.>Make a big pot of lentils with veggies and pork ribs or chorizo in it.>Cook it on low flame for one hour+ so it ends up thick and full of flavor.>Make enough so I can have a bowl at least once for the next five days.>Eat 3/4th in one sitting instead.
>>84022248look man, at least i'm glad you're not eating raw stuff anymore (or at least, this time)enjoy your meal, lil' buddy
>>84022248>egg roll>chicken fried rice>white rice>orange chicken>general zao chickenyup. its chinese food time.
>>84023042I'm not that guy, I'm making a parody of his threads lol>>84023047I audibly laughed
>>84022916hey im normanbut i try to defer to dishes ive made in the past so from pommes anna to maximi should have made bearnaise sauce (hollandaise but tarragon) but i was extremely under the weather drunk
>>84023121The fuck are we doing on /r9k/ seriously Especially youYou have talent
