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>i'm anxious about sex
>i have "performance anxiety"
>but what if she's faking?
never think these thoughts. sexual doubt is compeletly optional in the age of the magic wand vibrator. if you need to kill an rabbit, you don't run it down and strangle it with your bare hands. you get a gun. humans are tool users. get the right tool for the job and never put up with doubt again.
from the wikipedia page:
>The Magic Wand has alternatively been referred to as the Cadillac or Rolls-Royce of vibrators,[2][3][4][5][6][7] as well as the mother of all vibrators.[8][9][10]
>In 2008, The Scientific World Journal published research finding over 93% of a group of 500 chronic anorgasmic women could reach orgasm using the Magic Wand
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>>84022329
if you can't give her an orgasm yourself, she will not be attracted to you, she will be attracted to the sex toy.
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>>84022329
Need a wireless one so I can stick the handle up my butt and she can grind her clit against the end of it.
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https://youtu.be/tXHUi01DgbI?si=ATTu1fpo6tVIlmSh
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i listening to /b/ back in 2010 how to bang a girl
ended up unironically kneeing her vagina and my gf asked what the fuck i was doing
just go with the motions or end up with egg on your face
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>>84022351
it's still you that give her the orgasm if you fuck her while you use the toy. she's probably never had dick and vibrator at the same time before and won't know where else to get that combo.
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>>84022356
they make strapons with vibrators inside on the woman's end.
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>>84022421
I know but I think it would be hot to be able to get humped by a woman when she's not even wearing a strapon.
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>>84022611
well, you do you, then. just don't put anything up your ass that could get lost in there.
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>>84022329
I don't get how cucked you have to be to care about a foids pleasure during sex. The ultimate power movie is to put it in without any foreplay and instantly nut and then leave/kick her out.
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I've been trying to train myself to be a premature ejaculator and I prefer to cum in her hand. I had to settle for a woman five years older but she seems willing to go along with it. I said we're anal only now because I don't want her on birth control. Young women it fucks up their brain and ancient grannies it causes blood clots and osteoporosis. I fuck her butt often enough but she's really good at sucking now for some reason. It's been almost three years since I was in her pussy. I bought her a plug in the wall vibrator so I doubt she's missing anything. A lot of guys complain about sexlessness after the honeymoon phase wears off but they also let their bitch work. I have to work so I know how unenjoyable it is. I'm never sucking any dicks if I'm metaphorically getting fucked in the ass by mammon all week. If I could be neet I'd have a lot more energy and interest in giving my benefactor orgasms. But I'm the patron so she makes me cum. And I like cumming a lot. When I smell her I cum much faster. They say men are visual creatures but there's no way that's true. I'm olfactory. Stinky bitch, I cum now hnng. I love her so much even though I wish her tits were much larger.
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>>84022761
sounds lonely. in my experience, people who feel this kind of spiteful disregard towards women usually feel this way towards everyone, themselves included. doesn't make them happy.



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