today is the fateful day i'm getting my 30+ 5'5+ manic pixie dream gf. watch and learn guys.
I'm watching, but I still haven't seen anything to learn from.
>>84026396>but I still haven't seen anything to learn from.okay dude, listen up and listen closely. i'm going to share my secrets with you, so don't say that i never did anything for ya! here's what you do:>step 1start sadposting on /r9k/ and establish yourself as a well known presence within the board. it's good if people can have an idea of the kind of person you are just from reading your posts. it also makes people more likely to wanna come in contact with you since you're like, a character, a mythological creature on the board >step 2 wait for a girl who fits your needs and tastes to take notice of you and hit you up. this part trips a lot of people up since it's so RNG based. it's like playing a real life gacha game, you're always on the hunt for that SSR pull. you just have to be aware that it's going to take a lot of time and luck to get what you want. you never know what kind of people are checking out the board on any given day. all you really need is to make sure to have a thread up on any given day, just so you're sure the person you're pinning for won't miss it. >step 3 start a toxic co-dependent e-relationship with your newly found vixen that'll blow your mind and destroy your penis. it'll crash and burn eventually, but all the crazy times and memories you made together will outweigh the negative feelings and you'll be stuck chasing that high forever and ever. >does this actually work? it's how i acquired every relationship i've ever been in, but naturally your mileage may vary depending on how patient, meticulous or desperate you are with all of this. >what if i want IRL advice? then i'm the wrong guy to ask since i'm a complete hikkineet with no life prospects or hope for the future. i wouldn't recommend my advice to anyone who's got an actual life since well, if you're high functioning enough to hold a job or an education, then you could easily find someone irl without needing to go through all these hoops that people like me go through
I saw a womanlet walk past me at my gym yesterday and she fucking held a binder/workout log in front of her face as if she didn't want me personally to look at her.
>>84026559dose this work if im gay or is it a straightchad-only build?
>>84026663why didn't you personally start making out with her to assert dominance >>84027103i got good news for you gaybro. this build has a 50+ stat and RNG boost for you and everything i said applies doubly so in your case. since the majority of posters on this board are lonely, prison gay dudes, then your chances to find one to make your own are as high as ever. all you need to do is put the tiniest bit of effort to present yourself in a cute manner. post cute pics, type cutely (but don't be a cringe tryhard ERPer about it) and you're pretty much good to go. what you need to do afterwards is weed out your spoils of war until you're left with the gayboy who suits your tastes to a T.
OP, did you just watch Scott Pilgrim or something? Why is your dream girl a high bodycount, disloyal older woman?
>>84027364>>84027364>OP, did you just watch Scott Pilgrim or something?NOO, i did grow up reading the original comic however. i still consider Kim Pine to be THE ideal woman for me. everything from her looks to her constantly bitchy, fed up personality makes me go feral. i want her to call me a desperate, pathetic loser perv while i nibble on her neck. >Why is your dream girl a high bodycount, disloyal older woman?i didn't mention disloyalty or bodycount anywhere in the original post. you're just projecting these things onto my poor imaginary dream woman because you assume that all older women are like that. in reality, i just have a hyper specific preference for girls who're both older AND taller than me (i'm 24 and 5'4 for reference) everything else doesn't matter that much for me, especially something as superfluous as bodycount.
>>84027476>constantly bitchy, fed up personality makes me go feralyou know someone's doing the safehorny thing when they say this>being miserable turns me onIRL it results in a dead bedroom, financial ruin, all sorts of shit. You kids with your imaginary mommy dommy meanwife gf have really been lead astray
>>84027476>i just have a hyper specific preference for girls who're both older AND taller than me (i'm 24 and 5'4 for reference) everything else doesn't matter that much for me, especially something as superfluous as bodycount.sounds like you are just insecure and have convinced yourself that your ultra low standards gf is something to aspire to because it's safe/doesn't trip whatever cognitive safety mechanisms we're supposed to have as menbodycount isn't superfluous, having a high bodycount, man or woman, degrades your soul/personality/everythingthere's even data on it
>>84026559>every relationshipmind telling us more? How many times have you met such women? How long did they last? What went wrong?
>>84027499>you know someone's doing the safehorny thing when they say thismy tastes are extremelyyy versatile. just because i like the idea of Kim from Scott Pilgrim being mean to me, that doesn't mean it's *all* i'm into. i usually play off the other person's energy. if she's really good at putting me in my place, then i'll listen to her. if i sense that she's a pushover, then i bully her into submission and so on. i don't like sticking to just one thing or one dynamic. the switch life is the life for me. >IRL it results in a dead bedroom, financial ruin, all sorts of shitagain, you're just assuming and projecting things based on made up ideas in your head. there's 8 billion, completely unique people on earth and yet you assume that this sort of situation is *always* going to go exactly as you describe as if you're some kind of Nostradamus. i just think it's silly to look at things with such tunnel vision. >>84027512how are my standards ultra low.... if anything, it's a constant uphill battle considering there's not a lot of old, tall girls to go around. >bodycount isn't superfluousthat still doesn't make me personally care about it. i'm a KHHV so at this point i might as well get with someone who could be patient with me and teach me the ropes since my only notion of sex comes from reading doujins.>>84027583>mind telling us more? ask away and i'll tell you anything you wanna know >How many times have you met such women? i've been here since 2013 so if i had to count all the girls i've talked to off board, it'd probably be in the hundreds now. i still remember the old r9k skype groups>How long did they last?i've had like 3-ish serious e-relationships that lasted 2+ years>What went wrong?most people on here are mentally unstable (me included) so if you put two insane people together, things are bound to fall apart eventually. but i don't really care. for me it's more about the experience of the relationship itself. people from here are always fun.
>>84027753>i might as well get with someone who could be patient with meyes, but isn't gonna be someone with a high bodycount, ototo-kun
>>84027753>the switch lifeyou're using LGBT grooming terminology... you are young and dumb and need to realize the truth in what I said here >>84027512How are your standards low? Because you're choosing the lower value option in every category and framing it as desirable lol>old>bad personalityetc>b-but it's not bad because actually it's just playful bullying and I'm tsundere for it and-no it's shit and you can't mental gymnastic your way out of feeling like shit when someone mistreats you in real life and it's not like your animes
>>84028663then what kind of person, in your humble opinion, would treat me liek a true otouto...>>84028679>switch is considered LGBT terminology now what the fuark. then what do i say to signal that i can fill both power dynamics in a relationship if need be >Because you're choosing the lower value option in every category and framing it as desirable lolyou know how the saying goes: "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" just because my standards seem less desirable to you, that doesn't mean they're not desirable to me. not everyone is looking for the exact same thing you do. i don't believe in objective beauty standards anyway. it's as i said in my previous post, you're assuming every man thinks the same and wants the same thing. i know my tastes seem weird and unconventional to a ton of people, but i am genuine about them and i know being with someone like that would make me happy. >bad personalitynow you're baiting me because i never mentioned anything about personality. >you can't mental gymnastic your way out of feeling like shit when someone mistreats you in real lifei've had it happen before and it just made me cum buckets instead of feeling bad about it. curious how that works! it's almost as if... there's different people with different desires out there in the world and not everyone is an exact clone of you.
