Moids, fill out this survey and fembots will decide whether we would have sex with you.>Age>Race>Hair color>Eye color>Height>Weight>Dick size>Shoe size>Body count
>>84041101I hope you get paid for this
30whitedirty blondeblue/grey161cm?41kg5.7 inches7.5 but you'd have to convert to freedom feet0
I'd like there to be a site where men anonymously present/expose themselves and girls anonymously rate them. I think that would be most objective. No social pressure, you know.
26slavlight browngreen185kg66kg16cm44 (euro size)0
>>84041101>>84040965what if these threads are part of a shadow society and they are taking data of both the sexes to make the perfect incel/femcel baby possible.who will be used to conduct social experiments> what will happen if we introduce the perfect incel to tits? will he get hard or turn out to be gay?and the list goes on
>>84041101>Age27>RaceEast Asian>Hair colorBlack>Eye colorBrown>Height184cm>Weight75kg 15% body fat>Dick size17cm>Shoe size43>Body count0
>>84041101alright ill actually be honest 20indianblackbrown173 cm / 5'867 kg6.5 inches length and 5.3 inches girth10 uk or 11 us0
how to count bodycount in american/imperial units??
>>84041147why would an incel turn gay if he was exposed to tit?
>>84041154>Age24>RaceGermanic >Hair colorDark blond>Eye colorBright blue >Height6ft6>Weight190lbs>Dick size24cm>Shoe size15 US >Body count8
>>84041101>Age27>RaceWhite>Hair colorDark brown>Eye colorDark brown>Height170cm>Weight56kg>Dick size16cm>Shoe sizeUS 9>Body count6
>>84041161cuz its can be a fag incel and thats the point of the whole experiment to find how a perfect incel will behave and will be like
>>84041166why did you @ me bro wtf
>>84041101>actual unironic humiliation ritual thread
>>84041101I LOVE DATA I LOVE DATA I LOVE NUMERICAL STATISTICS PLEASE PLEASEI NEED INFORMATION TO PROCESS.Now that's out my system, no women will reply to this thread you do realise? Good thing i just like numbers.>20>english>light brown>green>162cm>50kg>4.5inch>uk 7 so i think 8 for america>0
>>84041101>Age33>RaceHuwhite>Hair colorBrown>Eye colorBrown>Height67">Weight163>Dick size8">Shoe size8.5>Body count0*
>>84041101>Age36>RaceWhitoid>Hair colorBrown. Technically dirty blonde. >Eye colorHazel>Height5'7">Weight220 lbs>Dick sizePerfectly average. Never measured. >Shoe size10 us >Body count9 or so. Idk I haven't really tallied.
>>84041127dick too small>>84041145dick too big>>84041151too big>>84041166fuck no>>84041202maybeit depends on dick size since that's the point of having sex, it needs to be JUST perfect, because if I'm with you just to have sex, it needs to be perfect
>>84041101>Age25>RaceAnglo-Scottish.>Hair colourLight brown, red body hair.>Eye colourBrown.>HeightShort, 5'9.>Weight80kg or so.>Dick size 7.5" long, like 6" circumference.>Shoe sizeSmall.>Body count High.
>>84041212how is 16cm too big?! I hear its the width that matters to females. Also I'd like to use my fingers and tongue a lot
>>8404110121HapaDark brownBrown 183cmProbably under 70kgAverage Us 101
>>84041212I assure you it's perfectly average. Think of the most milquetoast average prototype of a dick. Grower not a shower. Hangs slightly to the left and curves down. A real dick's dick. Fits aptly in the most average of pussyholes.
>>84041101>28>white>dark brown>brown>178cm>73kg>15cm I think? I've never measured it properly>9>0
>>84041183exactly bruh, but its kind of interesting in a way like some of these stats are crazy ngl some of these are pure inceldom and some are straight up chad, and we have 2 people with green eyeswill probably join the trend later tho if the data still interesting
>>84041212>5.7 dick too small>6.2 dick too big
19WhiteBrownBlue193 cm136 kg7 inch131
>>84041284You can't say that and not bother to point out which are the incels and chads
>>84041101>Age 18>Racelatino>Hair colorblack>Eye colorbrown>Height5'3>Weight52kg>Dick size6 inches>Shoe sizeforgot>Body count0>>84041154over
>>84041310my face is actually a 7/10 lowk its not over
>>84041305well yeah its true, i was just comparing data where people with similar age groups have heavy body count differencemaybe the other guy is saving himself for marriage and the other guy(chad) is every woman's sexual frustration outlet after breakupbut u have to agree some of these stats are kind of sad in a way, but who am i to judge
>>84041171>>84041202>>84041232How are manlets getting layed?, the blackpill told me it was impossible
>>84041101>33>hapa>black>black>5' 8">220lbs, but not a fat 220lbs>5">don't know or care>0 because it's illegal to fuck w*men without their consent
>>84041382Low standards, persistence, chubby girls, ethnic girls, weird women with daddy issues. Et cetera.
>>84041212>5.7" too small>6.4" too big>6.8" too bigok goldilocks>>840412931cm is 40% of an inch, dingus
>>84041212ayo dis nigga measuring dicks with vernier calipers
>>84041423WHO PUT THEIR PENIS IN THE MICROMETER SCREW GAUGE.
>>84041405the difference is half an inch... are you retarded?
>>84041101>Age26>RaceWhite>Hair colorDark blonde>Eye colorDark blue>Height5ft 7/ 171cm>Weight118 lbs/54kg>Dick size7.2 in/18.2cm>Shoe size8.5 US>Body count0 irl, unknown online: dont do that anymore
>>84041405>>84041442wait i'm retarded 6.3still what's wrong with her pussy?
twinks built for BBC>>84041127 >>84041145 >>84041171 >>84041186 >>84041238
>>84041446>dis nigga tried to count "online" bodycounts
>>84041502i'm too smol for big things too go up my asssometimes when i eat a lot i shit two logs
BBI (big beautiful incels) built for BBC>>84041154 >>84041202 >>84041232personally invited (unconsensually) to my male harem dungeon>>84041151 >>84041166
>>84041515idgaf, lube up bitchjust missed invitation. Doomed for inceldom.>>84041260 (manlet) >>84041301 (obese)
>>8404110120Berberdark brownhoney brown175,5cm69kg15cm43eu0
>>84041101>>Age19>>RaceWhite>>Hair colorOrange, slowly getting darker>>Eye colorbrown>>Height6'2">>Weightaround 60kgs?>>Dick size7in>>Shoe sizeUS 11 or US 12>>Body count0
>>84041442>>84041449an inch is 2.5cm, unless you're a nerd
>>84041502This is probably the closest you'll get to a women replying here i imagine. Also the only bbc i am built for is the weather forecast.
step aside, inkwells.real aryan chad coming through.>>84041101>Age25>Race95% white, 5% j*w>Hair colorbrown but balding with chad beard>Eye colorhazel hunter eyes>Height5'10" (178 cm)>Weight198 lbs (90 kg, im a big boy, i know)>Dick size6.5 in (16.5 cm)>Shoe size12.5 american units, 46 euro units>Body count0
>>84041595>aryan chad>5% j*wplease kill yourself lmaooooooo
>>84041101>Age30>Racehapa>Hair colorblack>Eye colorshit>Height183>Weightexact figure unknown, slim>Dick size6in>Shoe size11>Body count14
>Age84>RaceGerman/African American/Scot mix>Hair colorBald as a pussy should be (have tattooed-on hair though)>Eye colorGunmetal grey>Height3'8>Weight525 lbs.>Dick size8 inch flaccid, 4 erect>Shoe size16>Body countWhy does my past matter? I'm liberated, okay?
>>84041101>Age21>RaceWhite>Hair colorDark brown>Eye colorMedium/dark brown>Height181cm>Weight74 - 73kg>Dick sizeDon't know>Shoe size44eu>Body count0 KHHV
>>84041526lube won't help your gay rape fantasies have no effect on me
>>84041528 >>84041679would only fuck these 2 if they have handsome face
>>84041691orange haired guy, i've been told i look decently, i think im ugly but its what other people think that matters ig
>>84041700are you single? do you practice above average hygiene standards?
>>84041561weather forecast says it's black with a chance of rape>>84041690tyrone doesn't care about your pleas twinky. Bend over so I can nut to free live gay porn
This thread is basically all faggots
>>84041743yes and yes... if you wanna talk email me at tatsuhiro.sato.neet@protonmail.comi would like proof its you tho...
>>84041101>35>white>brown>brown>5'9>170lbs>6''>9.5>2What prize do I win?
>>84041101>Age27>RaceBlack>Hair colorBlack>Eye colorBrown>Height5'10" >Weight350lbs >Dick size6 inches>Shoe size13 >Body count0
>>84041382Whores take money for favors, you know
>>84041768That's the point of this whole board>>84041778>What prize do I win?Out judgement
>>84041798>Our judgementWell? I'm waiting!
>>84041798Our* judgment
>>84041802I am a faggot so i dont think my judgement will be of any value to youBut if I have to say, then probably a no, sorry, it may change if you look nice
>>84041101>Age: 26>Race: white (non American)>Hair color: kinda reddish blond>Eye color: blue>Height: 6'0">Weight: 180lbs>Dick size: 7.5 inches>Shoe size: uh I think a us 10 or 11>Body count: 0 (two previous girlfriends, but I'm too much of a coward)
>Age: 23>Race: Black>Hair color: Black>Eye color: Dark Brown>Height: 6'0>Weight: 210>Dick size: 6.4 inches >Shoe size: 12 1/2>Body count: 0
>>84041868HOLY FUMBLE, I wanna commit a murder now
>>84041901Okay but would you have sex with me
>>84041931Uhhh, I have to say it again, I am a guy But if I have to say, yeah, these are some good stats
>>84041817>fags and namefags are not attracted to meAt least one piece of good news today.
>>84041561>weather forecastHis name is Weather Report, dummy sm.h
>>84041999He's not black is he? I thought he was just tanned?
>>84041960Sorry bruh, but the age gap is quite a lot for me if I have to say
>>84042025He's Italian, he's honorary black
>>84042057Oh, that's disappointing. In that case it means older faggots may be interested. I was hoping it was more of a general characteristic thing. Now I have to fear for my asshole again.
>>84041101>Age35>Racewhite>Hair colorbrown like in OP>Eye colordont know, but not brown>Height200cm/6'7">Weight95 kg/209 lbs>Dick sizejust under 7">Shoe sizesee picture>Body count1
>>84042078> I was hoping it was more of a general characteristic thingOh, well I personally prefer my partner a bit around or larger than my own size(both men and women), so it's a personal preference thing too
>>84041127wow. that has to suck. sorry dude.
ok. this data is moid minded. idc about half of this. i cant make choices on this. i am not buying a horse to race. tell me this stuff>age>race>height>body type>what do u do for money>what do u do for free time>do u have any of these red flags:argues about stuff online, outwardly judgemental, think of relationships as an 'institution' with ancient rules and not a thing we make up together, drug addict, porn addict (i mean the serious level of addiction where it warps ur reality, not just use bc ur bored), grew up rich, STDs or anything like that, dont know how to cook even a LITTLE bit, super religious, dont like physically touching unless youre horny, think youre so fucking cool and it would break ur heart if u werent cool, u think arguments are about winning
>84041127>84041186>84041446Would fuck if I had a futa cock>>84041145Nice>>84041151idk, I'm not really into Asians >>84041154>indianit's over>84041166>84041171>84041202>84041232>84041614>84041778slut >>84041198>0*dropped>84041238>84041301>84042106slut unless that "1" is your current gf>>84041260good>84041310>84041527>84041528>84041679too young>>84041384>hapa>gymcel>"w*men">rape jokes(closet) faggot and/or women beater. pass>>84041595>balding at 25it's over>84041674ha ha>>84041789>black>morbidly obeselol>>84041844>girlfriendsnormalfag>>84041868>black pass
>>84041101>25 unc>germanic european>blonde, down to my lower chest >blue>5'10>85 kg, 187lbs, low enough bf% to see abs, lift 5x a week and run>6 inches>shoe size 9-10 varying on the brand>6 bodies, 2 in the local woods
>>84042460Now this is some decent questions BUT the question is about having sex not dating, it's a one time thing, this is one of the reasons I haven't given my own answerI don't think we need to know their financial status, hobbies ,etc for a one night stand, these standards are alright but not correct for the main question
>>8404246035White5'9Average edge of chubby based on BMIWork fulltimePersonal projects, watch movies, previously anime and vidya but haven't found those fun in ages>red flagsYes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
>>84042532>2 in the local woodsHuh....? And 25 aint unc bro
>>8404110130WhiteBrownBlue5'103156.25 on a good day13 wide0
>>84042512Fuck off. I didn't date until I was 25 and out of college. If that's not robot territory I don't know what is.
>>84042548>>2 in the local woodsyes :)
>>84042535im not gonna fuck somebody i dont even like. even if we dont date sex is still social>>84042541what job, what projects, what media do u like, what do u argue abt/be judgy abt
>>84042512>goodYay :D
>>84042460Finally, some good datamining.36 year old uncWhite in real life, not white on 4chan67 inch manletSkinnyfat - Other people tell me I'm skinny when clothed, my eyes tell me I'm chubby when nakedHealthcare provider desk jobReading books, watching movies, cardio, piano lessons, wasting time on 4chan.>do u have any of these red flags:>argues about stuff onlineYes, I waste time on 4chan, but I would give it up for Love.Thank you, NSA, please rape my privacy.
>>84041101>age: 30>Hair Colour: Brown with a touch of gray>Eye ColourGray Blue. >Height: 6 foot>Weight240>Dick SIze: 7 inches>Shoe SIzeUS 12 (46 euro I think? Unsure) >Body Count: I can't remember. I was slutty in college. Now I'm married with children and only interested in my wife, so I'm not sure why I even filled this out. I have a good job and a life. Why the fuck do I still waste my time with this board, let alone filling out datamining threads lmfao
>>84042460>>84042532>muscular but not roidtranny>run background checks on people's criminal history>guitar, read, draw, lift, hike, archery>dont care to argue, dont care for rigidity, no drugs, no porno, did not grow up rich, no diseases or abnormalities physically, can cook, not religious but dabble in schizophrenic ideas, touch is fine, im not cool, arguments are usually some sort of compromise.although im not interested in dating anyone, I'm bored and procrastinating doing things im supposed to be doing rn.
>>84042600>white irl, not on 4chanlol'dwould if you were fun to hang around ig but ur pretty old so its like borderline. like id be more judgy cuz im like what am i doing w this guy anyway
>>84041101Not beating the allegations that even butt ugly girlfailures treat courting as the male's responsibility where it might as well be a job interview.
>>84042512>(closet) faggotcope. maybe a beating would change your mind
>>84042621Oh, forgot to ad, I'm mixed race white and native (mostly white - blue eyes, light hair, good beard, though tan very easily and have never wore sunscreen.
>>84042622dont take this the wrong way but u do so much stuff that sounds interesting on paper and nothing lame. that it makes me be like. 'is this guy just doing shit so he can sound interesting but isnt even into it'. hobbyfraudwatch. if ur like a deviantard drawing cartoon fanart and u shoot a bow bc it makes u feel like a ninja thats a lot more human imo
>>84042625Valid, I'm not a fan of age gaps either. I hope you find what you're looking for, and I hope you find it soon. Best of luck to you.Hopefully I'm not still on 4chan in 20 years, and hopefully you're not still on 4chan in 20 years either, but maybe in 20 years we can try again.
>>84042570"AI" """engineer""", software related to my main expertise that I'm trying to commercialize, things like ingmar bergman, coen brothers, renoir or pagnol movies, I argue about most things. Principally technical topics, but it's one of the primary mechanisms by which I learn and achieve a more nuanced understanding of a topic. I have opinions about nearly everything, which is what I meant by outwardly judgmental: I am not afraid to voice these opinions. I do think very little of people who claim to be interested in a topic, but barely have a shallow understanding of it, for example, but in most cases it's more oriented toward being disappointed at people for not living up to what they could be, or claim to be/want to be, kind of things.
>>84042664not saying thats universally bad but id find u super annoying so thats a no from me chief
I'm the anon who made the original version of this thread for femanons>Age33>RaceWhite>Hair colorBrown>Eye colorBrown>Height6'2">WeightAround 290>Dick size5"x4.5">Shoe size12 or 13>Body count0 of course
>>84042648>>84042648I like drawing spooky stuff and sometimes death metal albums, currently drawing a t600 terminator because im into that at the moment, the archery for a few reasons, I like fantasy bullshit like lotr, I also like medieval stuff so it makes me feel cool and if society ever collapsed I could shoot people trying to loot my shit. Pinging arrows at stuff scratches parts of my monke moid brain and im pretty good at it.
>>84042460May as well do this one too>age33>raceWhite>height6'2">body typeFat>what do u do for moneyWork at a library>what do u do for free timePlay vidya, watch stuff like documentaries on YouTube, collect/discuss/listen to music>do u have any of these red flags:No to all except I can't cook
>>84042720u might be aight. would have to judge in person.>>84042722if ur fat u gotta be hung or its gonna be hard to do anything. otherwise u seem chill
>>84042736My pp is painfully average, might be enough to get by but I don't know
>>84041101>age20>raceWhite>hair colorBrown>eye colorHazel>height6'2>weightRoughly 140 lbs last I checked>dick sizeAbout 5 or 6 inches, been a while since I measured>shoe size10.5>body count0Guaranteed to not get any responses but it'll be fun to post regardless, it would still be a confidence boost if I sounded attractive to a gay anon even though I'm not interested.
>>84042736Hmmm... maybe listing peener size in the OP wasn't such a bad idea after all, no?Looking back with hindsight, anything else you think your survey should have included?
>Age72>Racewhite>Hair colorwhat hair?>Eye colorblue>Height5'7">Weight175>Dick size5.5 x 5>Shoe size8.5>Body count61
>>84042751idc unless u have a micropenis or ur so fat so i cannot reach it lol
>>84042771I'm not so fat that my dick is completely buried or I have mobility issues or can't clean myself, my dick is just like an inch shorter than it should be
>>84041101>>Age29>>RaceWhite>>Hair colorbrown>>Eye colorblue>>Height6'1>>Weight180 lb>>Dick size6>>Shoe size12>>Body count1
>>84042795Would you date a girl that weighed a little more than you
>>84042829if you're as tall or taller than me yes otherwise i'm gonna send you to the treadmill until you become skinny
>>84042460Is it a red flag if I crave physical touch but I'm not that horny (low libido)?
>>84041101>46>White (Slavic/Germanic)>Brown>195 cm>110 kg>28 cm>47 >Idk, over 2000
>>84042674Yeah, I'm not altogether very surprised. Most men and a decent amount of women have liked it a lot, but I'm obviously not for everyone.
So many literal fucking murderers here my god.Makes me sick.
>>84042915What's the problem? I thought you foids loved murderporn.
>either 20 year old high schoolers or old losersKekd, if you're over the age of 25 what are you even doing here Also the amount of lying eventhough this is anonymous
>Age31>RaceWhite>Hair colorDark brown>Eye colorGreen-hazel>Height6'3">Weight155 lbs>Dick size8.25">Shoe size11>Body count6
>>84042926Where am I supposed to go as a 30+ virgin
>>84042944Maybe you should cardinally change your life if you're 30+ and still posting on a board with angsty teenagers about your virginity status
26white (italian)dark brownbrown6'5"205lbs (mostly muscle)9.5"14around 30
>>84042955>uhhh just do this thing that might be attainable or not idk lol not my problemHow come you younguns have completely adopted the boomer mindset?
>>84042926>>84042955>tourist zoomer thinks he gets to decide who posts hereend you life asap
>>84042987>30+ and still whining about it being unattainable cmon now, be realistic, you farted through your couch for at least a decade and now blame it on le society + lets blame the boomers for everything because why not >>84042994another millenitard mad
>>84041101>32>White>Brown>Brown>5'8>180lbs>6.4 inches>size 9, sometimes size 8 for work boots>body count of 8
>>84042627That is just the way they work. Personality just means "he meets all my standards" to them
>>84042997You didn't actually disparage anything I said so I'll just assume you're having a melty because I'm obviously right.
>>84043048>meltyzamn you really are just a stupid fag, you didn't make any point you just whined about >Le everything is unnattainable, the boomers.... I can't breed
>>84043069Lmao how mad are you that your reading comprehension went completely to the dogs? I said that you adopted the lazy. solipsistic mentality that boomers love to champion and for some reason that turned you into a drooling, snarling mess. Probably because I hit the nail on the head and that sent you into a frenzy.
>>84042915I've never killed a fly. Am i in bad company?
>>84042845i mean for dating no but the thread is about fuckin, so
>>84041101>>Age26>>Racewhite>>Hair colorblack>>Eye colorgreen>>Height5'7>>Weight135>>Dick size6">>Shoe size9.5-10 depending on the shoe>>Body count0
>>84042926im 25 and im still here as I was here at 12, you are no authority and cannot make me leave. Always has been an unc site.
>>84043093I think you might be retarded, re read your original message and apologizeI'll wait
>>84043124>I don't understand what you said so that's YOUR problem! APOLOGIZE!Nah, I'll just let you stew in your own bitch tears instead. Have fun crying and impotently flailing about lol.
>>84043117>the thread is about fuckinNot for me, I don't do casual sex and I don't do e-sex.I came here for... um... hold on... let me get back to you...
>>84043143LOL you're thirty+ and arguing with a person who is more than a decade younger than you, you lost oldtroon, hang yourself at this point why live
>>84043149uh huh. take your time.
>>84042926>Kekd, if you're over the age of 25 what are you even doing hereMisery loves company. As long as I'm not trying to swap Discords and groom people half my age, I don't see the problem with casually commiserating with people half my age.
>>84043117Not him but I answered in the context of dating tbhfamalam. Sex is part of dating, and I would never fuck a fem"bot" who would fuck without dating.
>>84043154>more impotent flailing and maldingYou're a young person on /r9k/ if you haven't realized it yet. That should give you a hint how absolutely embarrassingly fucked your life is gonna be lol.
>>84043170i dont do hookups but i would probably do an exclusive "we arent dating but neither of us have other people to mess around with and life is too boring not to fuck sometimes" friend with benefitswhich is like pseudo dating without the expectation of forevers. i guess.
>Age24>RaceWhite>Hair colourDirty blonde>Eye colourBlue>Height5'10>Weight85kg>Dick SizeA bit over 6 inches>Shoe size12>Body count3
>>84042460im >>84041595 anon, let's see...>body typechungus phenotype >what do u do for moneyIT work for government and investment>what do u do for free timegacha games, books, going on night walks, gooning to loli hentai 2 times a week, working remote on weekends for few hours.>do u have any of these red flags:none except for>dont like physically touching unless youre hornyim afraid of touching foids because my mere presence gives foids an ick and creepy vibes
>>84043186NTA but life is too boring to have sex without romance. Why just stick my penis in you when instead I could take you out to dinner, ask you questions about your day and your life, take you on a nightwalk and then give you a kiss goodnight? Why just have orgasms when instead we could call each other boyfriend and girlfriend, hold hands in public, take each other to meet one another's families, and die with embarrassment when someone takes out an old childhood photo album? Life is too boring to not take it a few steps further than friends with benefits.
>>84042460>28>white>5'10>kinda strongfat I guess>nothing>videogames>None
>>84041101>Age32>RaceCaucasian>Hair colorLight brown >Eye colorBlue>Height6ft7in or 200cm>Weight210lbs or 95kg>Dick size7in to 7.5 on a good day >Shoe size14>Body count1
>>84043186I would not do that myself and would definitely be put off by a girl who would say she is ok with the idea. I can understand the mindset, it's just not for me.
>>84043184Dunno unc, I'll get back to you when if I'm 30 and still posting here
>>84042569>2 in the local woods>yes :)Well that's quite the experience>>84042570>im not gonna fuck somebody i dont even like. even if we dont date sex is still socialWell fair enough, nice standards, better than most people here actually
>>84043237This is me. I go ahead and add more. >age32>raceCaucasian>height6ft7>body typeTall and slim>what do u do for moneyMail man/care giver/substitute teacher >what do u do for free timeExercise, watch movies, play games, read books, shoot guns. Just whatever >do u have any of these red flags:I actually do not have any of those surprisingly.
>>84043209i wouldnt boink a fed sorry>>84043229love is a luxury is all. id take it if i got it. just not counting on it.>>84043236no job is one thing, only having vidya as only hobbys one thing, BOTH is nuts. if u got nothing but time u gotta do more w ur life man
>>84042460im unironically going to be honest again>age20>raceindian>height5'8>body typeslightly out of shape with decent amount of muscles like a year of gym basically>what do u do for moneyin uni rn>what do u do for free timebooks, tv shows, tennis and sometimes golf>do u have any of these red flagsi got "argues about stuff online" and "think youre so fucking cool and it would break ur heart if u werent cool"
>>84043340>if u got nothing but time u gotta do more w ur life manThere's nothing else I really want to do
>>84043245fair nuff man. i think lotta people expect romance like a prereq and i think romance either happens or it dont. and its prolly gonna happen to ppl who are connected. if im hanging out w a guy and we fool around alot. thats a good chance of falling in love. more than waiting on a stranger to make heart eyes at me day one.
>>84043369For me it's more the other way around. I never found myself more attracted to a girl I fucked. Rather, I've wanted to fuck a girl because I got to know her and I really liked her as a person, which in turn made me want to stick my dick in.
>>84041101I dont think I will. Women are overrated.
>>8404110137WhiteBrownBrown6'3110kgs5 inches157
>>84043361well i wouldnt wanna fuck a guy who only liked me as much as skyrim lol
>>84043279their last experience
>>84043422What if I REALLY like Skyrim though
>>84042460>age30>racewhite>height161>body typehairless twink>what do u do for moneymake it doing nothing, no i won't explain>what do u do for free timegames, shows, youtube, streamers, walk dog, lift, diy/decoration at family's recently>do u have any of these red flags:argues about stuff online(for fun)
>>84042512>84041127>84041186>84041446Would fuck if I had a futa cockWhat does this even mean lol?
>>84041101>25>octoroon>black>brown>5'10.5>169lbs>6.26>12.5>0
>>84043462some women have terminal cock envy so they fantasize about having a big cock as a female and dominating inferior males
>>84043422>well i wouldnt wanna fuck a guy who only liked me as much as skyrim lolStory of my life
after looking at all this data, one thing is cleareither most robots built like optimus prime in matters of height or straight up twinksand the ones who are tall majorly consists of large men and most of the guys are white(no surprise) and 30+(we have alot of uncs)there hobbies are just video games and TV and occasional gymhonestly most of these stats aint bad at all, just average-ish. this thread is way belter the foid thread
>>84043488So the only woman to ever say she would have sex with me has found a way to leave me a virgin...I'm quite new to this board, i did not expect this experience at all.
>>84043462Why the fuck is my reply in the futa cock category. Do i sound gay or something.
>>84043379so do u got a gf? have u ever had a fwb?
>>84043462futa-short for futanari , means a woman with functional male genitalia as well as female genitalia, not to be confused with trannies >>84043488my kind of woma-i mean yeah , yeah, whatever this guy said
>>84043526I have had gf's before (... from here). Otherwise no. Never any fwb and I wouldn't consider it, accept if offered, etc.
>>84043521which one of these is it?
>>84043528I know what a futa means i was confused whether it was an insult or not like the BBC fetishist.
>>84043509she'd probably use a strap-on irl. I'd say it is worth it if you get love and affection even if your cock gets no action.
>>84043539I am this one >>84041186 it doesnt make sense i am not a twink like the other 2 they replyed to.
>>84043542ah well either its cuz of the small dick size or short height>>84043550well prostate orgasm ainr that bad ig
>>84043538then wtf are you talking about? lmao? "i dont fall in love w girls i fuck" but youve never boinked someone u werent dating. so like. relevant experience. where?
>>84043552okay umm, i hate it to break it to you but> i am not a twink like the other 2 they replyed to.>>84041186>162 cm>50 kg>4.5inchdude , you had it coming
>>84043575Isn't it pretty obvious?>talk to girl>no particular interest in sticking my dick in her coochie>get to actually know her>fall in loveSo therefore clearly the fucking didn't come into the equation for a start>fuck her>don't fall more in love with her, nor lessOnly her actions and personality have had an effect on this.
>>84043578I refuse to believe that those stats would have me designated in that category. Manlet yes but not a twink, and not a futa weak one for certain. It is just not accurate.
>>84043588you were already in love. switch flipped. u have no insight on the other order of things, thats not how it works lol
>>84043597Must be a woman thing. Makes sense, you lot are very superficial and that could be explained that way.
>>84043595okay fine, a manlet but we are forgetting the MOST MAJOR thing required in this fiasco, which is kinda awkward to point out
>>84043607holy chudlord, whatyou just dont know what the other side is like thats all im saying
>>84043619I dont think i am missing anything in this fiasco. There is nothing wrong we can both agree,
>>84043620Falling in love is an accumulation of things. It is complex. You are confusing lust and love.
>>84043631the penis size dude, its only 4.5 inch
>>84043634im not confusing anything ur just being condescending
>>84043646thats pretty normal i think. Its like only half an inch under average i believe.
>>84043351ew. golf.>>84043452old guy calling himself a twink is too much lol
>Age22>RaceWhite>Hair colorBrown>Eye colorBlue>Height6'2">Weight185>Dick size6.5">Shoe size14>Body count0
>>84041101>>Age39>>RaceWhite and pale >>Hair colorAlmost black>>Eye colorBrown >>Height6'4>>Weight175>>Dick size6.25x5>>Shoe size13>>Body count12
>>84043671one and half is ALOT OF DIFERENCE if you were some experienced it would have been understandable but with 0 experience , what can i even say>>84043686the only thing good about dating/fucking someone who plays golf is that they might be rich,thats it
>>84043686twink body, idk what would you call it?
>>84041674You sound hot like my dad
>>84043717i dont like rich guys. i wouldnt even want money from them. theyre not the same kinda human. they look at poor people like they look at cats at a shelter.
>>84043730you know your dad's dick size....?
>>84043686>>84043717why are you guys hating on me playing golf bro wth im not even rich im upper middle class at best and i said tennis and reading too
>>84043742bro unironically how much do you think it costs to play at a normal ass golf course or just shoot some balls at the driving range? im not playing golf with barron trump at mar-al-lago am i
>>84041101>Age29>Racepale>Hair colorpitch black>Eye colort60 dark brown>Height5'11, 180cm>Weightbit less than 198lb i think, 90kg (last i checked)>Dick sizewouldn't you like to know>Shoe sizegood question actually, i think 12?>Body countzerop.s. i'm not having sex with any of you, i just wanted to fill the data because i like doing that
>>84043746>>84043765lol the seethenobody likes golfers. nobody.
>>84043785nah hating on me for being indian is one thing but getting hate for playing golf is insane
>>84043497Amazingly, I don't think s single person on r9k has a penis belt the 75th percentile. Great work everybody! I guess having a big penis makes you an incel
>>84043659That's what she really said!
>>84043742yeah socio economic class is real,the difference is just too great>>84043746tennis is performative and reading is either you are a nerd or performative or gay>why are you guys hating on mefor hating duh, i love unconditional hating>>84043765ik its expensive the best it cost is some thousand INR>>84043785aside from the wanna be rich girls and dudes who think they are part of a higher class cuz they play golf
>>84043717Man fuck you but have a good night.
>>84043811first of all the place where i play tennis barely costs anything and ive been playing it since i was like 8 so it isnt performative and 2nd the type of books i read arent nerdy, performative or gay and yeah golfing costs around that
>>84043743>you know your dad's dick size....?You don't???
>>84043811they dont count obviously golfers like golfers>>84043792being indian is random. being a golfer is a choice. corpo cuck. im neighbors w jeets and theyre cool. ur just personally, individually, the worst.
>>84043823good night bro>>84043838>says every performative man>>84043843i grew up with a rather normal father and son relationship and i prefer to keep it that way....>>84043850>being a golfer is a choice. corpo cuck.exactly and the sport is like a burst of adrenaline and then no action at all for a long period of timethats so stupid
>>84041101My dick size is reserved for one woman only. You literally have to reason to know that unless you fuck me so you can forget it.
>Age21>Racewhite>Hair colorbrown>Eye colorbrown>Height192cm>Weight75kg>Dick size18>Shoe sizewhy would they even care ?>Body countkhhv
>>8404110126 WhiteBlonde Blue 5'9"180 lbs Average length, slightly under average girth 10 in mens 1
>>8404110121whiteblackbrown182cm73kg16.5cm9 and half0
>>84041101>Age29>RaceWhite>Hair colorDirty blonde/brown>Eye colorBlue-grey>Height187cm>Weight77kg >Dick size6" width 5" girth>Shoe size12>Body countkhv>>84042460>body typeSkinny approaching skinnyfat, no muscle definition>what do u do for moneySupervise caseworkers at a charity (slightly below-average pay)>what do u do for free timeAmeteur drawing and panting, ameteur tennis, boardgames, vidya, movies/tv, chilling with friends>do u have any of these red flags:The cooking one. Best I can do are basic omlettes, steaks and stuff at that level.
>>84041101>Age21>RaceWhite>Hair colourOrange>Eye colourBlue-green>Height190cm>Weight85kg>Dick19x15cm>Shoe sizeUS 11>Bodies10
>>84043703hii can i be yours?
>>84042460This anon>>84044457>Body typeSlim-athletic. Trying to gain muscle.>What do you do for moneyMaster's student working retail>What do you do in your free timeRead, cook, workout, camp, hike>Red flagsGrew up rich but not spoilt.Open to drugs (but basically never use)
>>84041101>age23>raceWhite, Dane>hair colorbrown>eye colorblue>height176cm-180cm i dunno haven't measured in years>weight77 kg>dick size17cm last measured>shoe size42 danish size>body count0
>>8404110127WhiteBlondeBrown193cm86kg21cm47EU2Enjoy the data mr Mossad
>>84041101>>Age36>>Racehipanic>>Hair colorpitch black with gray hairs>>Eye colorcaramel brown>>Height5'5>>Weight60 kg>>Dick size15cm>>Shoe size5.5>>Body countaround 18 confirmed kills not counting just blowjobs, handjobs, titjobs
>>84044659>>84044412>>84043777>>84043237Husband material, you guys should not be single. FOrced to reformat due to spam filter
>>84044744Adding these anons as well bc of stupid spam filter>>84043236>>84042795>>84042722>>84042106
>>84044744>>84044749What the heck are your criteria for this determination?
>>84044757Low body count primarily and a decent height/weight proportion
>>84044651Do you like brown girls? Would you become Catholic? Wikipedia says your country is mostly Lutheran and atheist.
>>84041101>>Age29>>RaceScandi-Celtic>>Hair colorBrown>>Eye colorBlue>>HeightWhen I try and measure myself I get 173 cm, but this girl I know swears that I am at least 175 cm (since she says that I am taller than her and she is 173 cm) and my passport says 178 cm (which I am definitely not, lmao).>>Weightidk, somewhere in the 70-80 kg range.>>Dick size18 cm length, 13,5 cm girth>>Shoe size41 in europeans sizes>>Body count1, but I wish it was zero :,(
>Age30s>RaceAsian>Hair colorAsian>Eye colorAsian>Height6'2>Weight190>Dick sizeProportional>Shoe size11>Body countMore than 10, less than 100.
>age24>raceBLACK>HairBLACk>eyesBLACK>heightBLACK(6'3/6'4ish)>weight195 i've been losing weight recently after recovering from melancholy so it may be lower>dick19cm...i think i haven't bone pressed it doe>shoe12 1/2>body count 1, current relationship
>>84044898Asian + 6'2 = highest body count in threadI believe it. Are you Chad in your ethnicity
>>84041101>26>white(irish-czech origins)>brown with a slight hint of red.>brown>5'11>150> 6 inches ?>10>0This thread is probably full of trannies but might as well.
>>84044412would>>84044516nothing wrong w u i just think we wouldnt get along
>>84044744>>84044749>all tallit simply couldn't be any other way
>>84045145>wouldAwesome, cheers for the confidence boost.Hopefully I can find someone irl who feels the same way soon becasue I can feel the countdown to wizardry looming. Main things holding me back are (probable) high-functioning tism and day-to-day social awkwardness, not putting myself out there enough, and having unrealistically high standards and/or just being a clueless coward on the rare occasions girls have shown interest over the years. Can't do much about the tism but am trying to work on the rest.
>>84045494I am the OP, I'm tall too so it's actually eugenic.
>>84045529I wish for bone cancer on all biggers.
>>84041101>27>white>blonde>blue>5'9>175 lbs>6 inches>11 extra wide>0
>>84044749>>84045529pls be a leaf
>>84045560I'm not a leaf sorry to say
>Age35>RaceWhite/Mexican >Hair colorBrown>Eye colorBrown >Height5'10" 177cm>Weight185lbs 84kgs>Dick size6" >Shoe size12>Body count0One at a time ladies please.
>>84045577Well then, what's your age and height and president and/or prime minister?
I have crosslinked your thread to where some femanons reside. We are watching you.
>>84041101>Age30>RaceAnglo-Saxon>Hair colorDark brown, long and a bit wavy, with dark reddish brown facial hair>Eye colorPale green>Height5'11>Weight200lbs>Dick size6">Shoe size11.5 US, sometimes 12>Body count3. I regret one of those, the second one.It was the only time I've ever had casual sex. Not for me.
>>84041101>Age27>RaceWhite>Hair colorDark brown>Eye colorLight brown>Height5'7">Weight150lbs>Dick size7.5" x 6.4">Shoe size10>Body count0
>>84045023I'm not just tall, I'm also good looking and in good shape on top of that so I do alright with girls.That being said, since your question was in my ethnicity, the prettiest girls generally don't go for guys like me. They tend to go for guys who have super rich families back in the homeland or have high up communist party families back in the homeland.Also, I never really chased girls too hard. I was always busy with school and work for most of my life.
>>84045657Dare I ask where this might be>inb4 /lgbt/
Back in the day we used to beat the fuck out of people for saying this. What happened?
>>84044757Check the heights, anon.
>>84041101>Age18>RaceMixed>Hair colorDark brown>Eye colorLight brown>Height5'7">Weight130 lbs>Dick Size7">Shoe sizeus 9>Body Count2Come at me ladies
>>84044757Late 20s-early 30s nonwhores
>>84044744I am husband material? Awesome. Thank you kind anon.
>>84045684It is not.One more try, buddy.
>>84045747You're welcome anonny
>>84041101>turning 36 this month>half white half hispanic>black, not balding and no receding hairline>brown>6'2>270>6.25x5.25>13>15
>Age20>Racewhite>Hair colorblonde>Eye colorblue grey>Height171cm>Weight71kg>Dick size18cm>Shoe size42/43>Body count0
>>84044898can i be yours
>>84045049R u willing to get with a bpd foid which is me
>>84045712HI IM A LADY CAN I GET WITH YOU?
>>84045968hii u sound rlly sexy can i be ur wife thx
>>84045988Are you in the USA? Basic info about you?
>>84046071Anon, you're being rused.>>84045988>>84045996>>84046001>>84046011All a ruse.
>>84045666>Also, I never really chased girls too hard. I was always busy with school and work for most of my life.Then how is your count so high? Crazy that girls are that pragmatic in China. Sad
>>84046071i am in the USA 18/F/USA. add my discord sierra210
>>84046089I live in the USA, not China. Your question was specifically about my ethnicity though so I gave you the most accurate answer I could.I would get 1-2 girls a year by accident when I wasn't really trying when I was younger. I feel like that's what happens when you're legitimately good looking. My life stabilized later on and I went through some dating app phases. I would get a new girl every week when I was using the dating apps.>>84046105This looks sus.
>>84046142perhaps. but i can vc and prove my identity to whoever adds me.
>>84045145>nothing wrong w u i just think we wouldnt get alongFair enough. I personally don't care about class when it comes to relationships but I can see why it would be an issue.
>>84046211u might be an alright guy but i think ur just on a nother level. alien mentality. assuming ofc. based on rich + hobbies
>>84046229Yeah I've been lucky enough to travel lots and receive a good education (from my parents, went to public schools), so my hobbies are kind of normie-ish aside from reading comics and manga.
>>84041101Every femanon lurking this thread i got too ask, does height matter?, is it over for me as a 5'7 manlet??
>>84046447height matters but 5'7 is fine. not exciting but not bad. 5'4 is tragic.
>>84046469What do you mean by fine??, a tall man will just mog me into oblivion
>>84046478Make it your life goal to personalitymog him OR DIE TRYING.
>>84046503exactly the tall guy dosent have shit on you if he is just plain and bland in comparison to youwhat would you like to have a small dog full of energy and life or a giraffe who stands at the same place for 20 hours?
>>84041101>>Age34>>Racewhite>>Hair colorDark brown>>Eye colorgreen bordering on blue>>Height6' 0">>Weight173#>>Dick size~6 1/2", non bone pressed >>Shoe size10>>Body count3
>>84046519Doesn't matter to women, the tall guy is a walking dildo that makes her horny due too his structure. and that is all that matters too women
>>84046550Rule #1: Never trust someone on /r9k/ who claims to be an expert on women.
>>8404110122whitebrownbrown5'81107in114
>Age31>RaceWhite>Hair colorBlond>Eye colorGreen>Height5'7" / 173 cm>Weight170 lb / 77 kg>Dick size5 inches / 13 cm>Shoe size10 or 11? Been forever since I bothered with shoe sizes. >Body count3 if counting purely PIV, otherwise 8
>>84046105>>84046142>>84046148Don't add, Cassie (fat, ugly, black female from /soc/) catfish account. Will add you and just larp.
>>84041101>23>White>Dark Brown>Brown>6'2>180>7">12>0
>>84046447Yes it's over. us women know our worth and do not want gross manlets like you
>>84041101I'm not posting stats but I know stats would suggest I'm decent enough to date but I'm so facially UGLY I wouldn't get a date.
>>84046550well if you are going just for sex , of course the height will win,i was talking in case of relationships as the matters of personality were involved>>84046560true,both me and the gentleman above this reply can be dumbasses who has no idea what to do with women, just listen but dont blindly follow
>>84046447height matters but everything matters man your face height weight money everything anyone can get a gf i mean i had one and im a 5'8 golfer
33Technically very mixed (white, asian, mexican) but most people think I just look whiteBlackBrown5'11" / 180cm160 lbs / 72kgHonestly don't know exactly but somewhere in the 5-6 inches range10.5/43/44 really depends on the shoe0I think I am physically extremely averageIn a video game I would basically be the default balanced character, the "everyman".
>>84046697oh are you the golfer guy i was calling performative yesterday?
>>84046738nah the guy who plays tennis and reads instaed
>>84046689>well if you are going just for sex , of course the height will winExactly, if a women does not truly desire you it's over
>>84046742thats another way of saying you are performative>>84046766well i am assuming most women are looking for something more than just sex, so i dont think its completely over unless most of the women just become sex crazed zombies
>>84046782>most of the women just become sex crazed zombiesThey are
>>84046782>thats another way of saying you are performativemaybe i should just go all the way then and start going to those feminist rallys and start carrying a tote bag with a copy of pride and prejudice inside
>>84046800>They arewell i have a rather feminine silhouette so i have barely any chances unless a woman is into femboys, so i dont seek this stuff that often, hence i have no idea>inb4 i am bi>>84046802that actually might just help you score, plz go ahead and get the feminist lady of your dreams
>>84041101I don't expect to be much different from the average>Age22>RaceWhite>Hair colorBrown and curly hair>Eye colorBrown>Height5'11">Weight150ish probably?>Dick sizeAverage I think? I've never measured it>Shoe sizedepends on the brand. Usually around an American mens size 11>Body count0. I had a girl fall asleep in my lap once though.
So many hapas and half Mexicans here
>>84044898i can vouch that this anon is attractive and polite to women
>>84047084Yes because he's tall tehehehe
>>84043868Being molested by your dad is not a normal father-son relationship, and we all know how faggots reproduce.
>nobody said anything about my profileEven on an anonymous data harvesting thread I still get dodged ;_;
>>8404110128dutchredbrown6'4220lb6.4 inches13zerono i will not have sex with you unless you are a teenage japanese anime character. yes these stats are all true
>>84046469>5'4 is tragic.Yes it's very tragic i was starved by my parents. An unfortunate waste of genes since my siblings are all tall.
>>84047248luckily i havent been molested in any way yet> and we all know how faggots reproducenope you are wrong, we actually have a subclass called "omegas" they have the breeding feature, you need to retake sex-ed classes anon
>everyone itt has a top 10% to top 1% dick size>some are as big as the 3rd biggest recorded dick in historySeems legit
>>84047348Gotta remove an inch from their height and dick
>Age69 months (x67)>RaceTrial motorcross>Hair colorSuper saian>Eye colorShimigami red>Height4'11"(6'11 incl hair)>Weight5 plates>Dick size233>Shoe sizeUS 20 shoesUK 20 feet>Body count30i mean60i mean 6000
>23>slav>light brown>green>188 cm (6'2")>98 kg (216 lbs)>13 cm length, about the same cicumference (5 inches)>45 euro>0
love how this thread has over 100+ men but barely any women, and most of the men posting their stats have zero replies.
>>8404745870 men posting their stats25 women pretending to be men5 men replying pretending to be women
>>84047348Just read through, and currently of people who gave numbersi supposedly have the smallest dick in the thread at 4.5, and the mean average is bordering 7, even excluding obvious joke posts. Dishonesty is rampant presumably
>>84047458Welcome to society. Hope you enjoy your stay.
>>84047458Did you really expect 4chan of all places to actually have any women?
>>84041101>Age27>RaceWhite>Hair colorBrown>Eye colorHazel>Height5'10" >Weight180lbs>Dick sizeI don't know, I don't measure this. Probably 6 inches>Shoe size9>Body count0
>>84047560It could also be the bias of shyness. Anyone smaller than average is less likely to post, also liars. e.g i will not be participating in these threads anymore since i am apparently only good for being sodomized...
>>84048200>I don't know, probably top 5% though haharetard
>>84041101>Age23>Racewhite>Hair colorbrown>Eye colorblue>Height183cm>Weight85kg>Dick size3.5inches flaccid, 6/6.5 inches erect (depending on where you start measuring from)>Shoe sizeidk big>Body count5 (and 7 prostitutes)
>>84048298>fat>manwhore>top 1% dick>mommy still buys him his shoes
>>84048300im not fat. really, im not. manwhore? a body count of 5 is low. top 1% dick? its not. i measured it last night. 6 inches when i measure it with the base in front, 6.5 with the base at the side. a top 1% dick is like 11 inches. and yeah my mom does stll buy me my shoes. so what?
>Age19>RaceWhite>Hair colorAuburn>Eye colorBrown>Height5'10">Weight163 lbs last i checked>Dick size6.5" >Shoe size9.5-10us>Body countim browsing r9k what do u think?will a foid fuck a chud?
>>840483266 inches is top 10% excluding the turd world. 6.5 is top 1%. Get a grip. The biggest dick in the world is 9.75 inches, and it's pumped with fluids to actually get to that size.
>>84041101>Age32>RaceHwhite>Hair colorLight brown>Eye colorLight blue>Height185cm>Weight90kg>Dick sizeAbove average>Shoe size47 eu>Body count0
>>84048370the average penis size is 5.5-6 inches. I have a terribly average penis, anon (but actually mine is quite girthy so it is good in that respect. fuck i miss my ex she communicated in broken english using a tv remote that my penis wasnt super long but it was super girthy and that i should be slow and gentle fuck man i miss her. fuck my chud incel life.)
>>84048401You are literally inbred. Your penis isn't average, it's probably like 4'' and you're just coping about it.
>>84048370years ago, i remember hearing on AM radio that there was a guy (i think he was south american) with a 13 inch cock
>>84048433I have a 14 inch cock. Do you believe me?
>>84048433You probably heard about>Jonah Adam Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970)[2] is an American personality who came to international attention in 1999 because of his claim that he has the largest penis in the world,[1] which he claims is 13.5 inches (34 cm) long when erect; Falcon has not authorized or permitted independent verification of this figure.[2]It's largely always like that with the claims, fake as shit.Same with Roberto Cabrera for example.Supposedly there's Matt Barr, who is supposedly the only one in that claim range to be verified, yet I am having a very hard time validating that it was indeed medically verified. Otherwise Ron Jeremy is the only reliable known and measured size without cheating.
>>84048418if i was lying about my penis length, why would i say it was average? if i was lying id say it was like 7 or 8 inches. maybe youre from india or china or somewhere where the average size is like 2 inches but for europeans, the average is 5-6 inches. i even posted a graph to try and prove i was average.
