i like to dress up as a girl and masturbate while doing autoerotic asphyxiation. i tie a noose on my doorknob and hang while stroking myself. one of my top fantasies is accidentally passing out and dying while doing it and my parents later entering my room and finding my body dressed up like an anime girl and with a lewd purple death face. it almost happened multiple times but its so hot i cant stop
>>84059181Please please please listen to dead goon by mr bungle it describes you perfectly and also happens to be my favorite song ever
>>84059734wait gooner meant the same thing even back then?
>>84059814Coincidental use of modern terminology but the band came out and said they used it as a synonym for idiot
That's more than embarrassing, it's scary and extremely sad!
>>84059181im a trans woman that has tried to kill myself via hanging from a doorknob, didnt jerk off durring it tho
>>84059906Where can I apply to be your boyfriend?
>>84059181ewww why the fuck do you have to dress up as an anime girl while doing this i understand being suicidal but this is some disgusting tranny shit why cant you just be normal and suck dick i feel bad far your family
>>84059906>>84059922i dont want to kms but i like the risk which is why i am doing it
>>84059181Well, that's hot as fuck. I'm with >>84059915 but for you OP.
>>84059956i am straight sry
Just jerked off to this image.I'm so fucking low.
>>84059915you guys never actually wanna date, just fuck me in private and hope your friends and family dont find out about me and my cock
>>84060164nta but if you're cute and pass I def would
>>84060164i would but probably not a suicidal 4chan poster frankly
>>84060164No my dream is to date you, actually irl
>>84059960>straight>dresses up in girls clothes, tortures himself, and dreams of ultimate embarrassment keep telling yourself that anon
>>84059181Born to be a victim of the 9th room forced to be wtv fag you are now
>>84059906>Hang from a doorknobJesus Christ you people are beyond retarded
>>84060684It's a viable method I've considered it myself.