there is a high chance that someone you don't even know is fapping to you right now
>>84062521>someone you don't even know is fapping to you right nowNah bruh. I am not attractive and my personality is garbage.There is 100% chance of someone I don't even know is having sadistic murderous phantasies about me though.
>>84062521that's unlikely, my likeness is not on the internet and i haven't interacted with anyone outside my immediate family in like 3 years.
>>84062521you saw this and thought it would happen again on 4chan
>>84062521Am I really worthy of it though. I don't think so
ngl im almost always scared of this i used to post a lot of pics of myself on discord when i was 12. i wonder if someone is gooning to my 12 year old self rn
>>84062521>Right nowNo, at certain points in the past? Sure, I think the most recent one that I knew of was about 2 months ago when I had an ewhore on my tip
>>84062959How does stuff like this happen so much? Did your parents not teach you self-respect and to never post pictures of yourself online? Why would you have done that
>>84062521Probably. The girl at the gas station checked out my package the other day
Right now seems unlikely. But from time to time, sure. I still have old bootycalls text me from time to time, so I assume I'm on their mind when they're on the sauce n feeling themselves. Married now though, so don't entertain those type of offers any more.
>>84062521That's kind of hot they should get to know me.>>84062959I'm now fapping at the thought of 12 year old (You)s whore pics.
>there is a high chance that someone you don't even know is fapping to you right nowIt's me
>>84062521>high chanceDefinitely not, maybe a really tiny low chance, the chance of getting hit by a meteorite within 24 hours is probably higher.