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>>84076697
i love chubby or strongfat men with blond facial hair. i really like a man with a belly.

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>>84076717
this guy is also pretty sexo, would prefer if his beard was a bit lighter

>>84076717
Strongfat types are best to hug it's true

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>>84076697
He is cute as fuck to me desu. My future husband should look like this and high IQ of course

>>84076717
Niggas will post fucking Jason Momoa and say "I love chubby men! :)"

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>>84076732
I laffed when i saw this meme because its basically my type. Uhh I mean its a little too fat but basically yeah. I like men with a big torso and belly to hug.

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Pavel is also pretty cute.
but yeah basically I love chubby men especially blond or strawberry blond with blue eyes. i love when they are really pale and have pink undertone skin, and have pink nipples. sorry for spam.

>>84076749
>>84076750
i love how both of these replies popped up at the same time

>>84076757
both fat and strongfat are equally hot to me. im not judgmental.

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>>84076697
him! especially if i can watch him get fucked by some robert pattinson type

>>84076717
>>84076830
Obviously not men kek

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You would never believe me if I told you.

>>84076830
Who is this guy and why do I keep seeing his weird jewish face everywhere?

what the fuck is wrong with women bruh how did not a single woman post a good looking guy
the closest one is this >>84076830 and jeremy allen white looks like an actual rat, atleast robert pattinson actually looks good
do you guys not know the meaning of "ideal"

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>>84076697
if anyone has a time machine to take me back to 2007 hmu

>>84076854
>nooo why arent women into the men im into
faggot

>>84076854
>why aren't women on 4chan's ideals what i expect them to be? are they possibly strange or something?

>>84076849
He's Italian and he was in Shameless (US) and The Bear.

>>84076849
he was in shameless, that cooking show the bear, and that wrestling movie the iron claw. he's 5'7.

>>84076863
>>84076865
thats not what i said retard im straight but all of these men are objectively <5 or 6/10 like your type can be different like some women can be into twinks like timothee chalamet some can be into actual fucking muscular guys like chris bumstead some can be into the aesthetic lifter guys like david laid etc or even just the normal good looking guys like brad pitt or something
but these men are objectively ass

>taller than me (5'6)
>white
>dark shaggy hair
>glasses
>not fat
literally this easy. they're a dying breed though.

>>84076882
i repeat
>why aren't women on 4chan's ideals what i expect them to be? are they possibly strange or something?
someone posted fucking moot, the creator of 4chan.

>>84076763
yeah , its totally fine, i was just pointing out how both of the replies contradicted each other
>>84076854
> why arent women posting the "chads" ? why are none of them attractive to me?

>>84076854
My ideals are realistic. Just like a lot of men prefer a 5-6 over a 10. I do too for men.

>>84076882
Tinfoil it's self posters

>>84076882
>keeps bringing up more men he wants sexual relations with while copemaxxing
poofter

>>84076887
brother look at this guy >>84076728 >>84076717
i refuse to believe that this is someones ideal man like i can still understand the jeremy allen white argument but look at these 2

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>>84076882
You're right, everyone here is hideous.

>>84076895
all those guys are hot though. and im biased probably because they look like my ex who im still strongly emotionally and sexually fixated on

>>84076894
this is like if you asked men to post pics of their ideal women and they started posting shit like amy schumer instead of hot women

>>84076887
>menanons still convinced femanons think exactly like they do with what men they find attractive

>>84076882
i thought women were hypergamous sluts who only want 10/10 chad make up your mind nigga

>>84076902
>they look like my ex who im still strongly emotionally and sexually fixated on
cringe, who would ever be emotionally and sexually fixated with an ex they knew during a formative period of their life?

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>>84076697
aatrox

Seeing robots rage over mid male ideals reminds me of how fembots rage over mid female ideals in the idea gf thread. A lot of guys just want a cute 6/10 to cuddle and have loving sex with. Robots cannot believe that many women want exactly that too but for men. Everyone has different taste thats why attraction is subjective you dumdums.

>>84076908
theres a difference between who you want to date or would date and whos your ideal man like i would personally date any girl over 6.5/10 but my ideal is still going to be some hot 10/10 girl innit

>>84076885
What about in terms of personality? Usually women into physically average-ish guys look are looking for a specific personality.

>>84076906
I think its time to just accept men have no idea what women want and women have no idea what men want. Women think all men want a manjawed ironing board stomach VS model. Men think all women want Jason Mamoa or Brad Pitt.

>>84076914
thats fucking retarded too the thread literally says whos your ideal man not who you would settle for
this is the definition of settling
>A lot of guys just want a cute 6/10 to cuddle and have loving sex with
like the ideal should be a cute 10/10 to cuddle and have loving sex with

>>84076916
well have you considered that you're a soulless manwhore

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>>84076908
Women only want twinks or bears apparently. I'm on team twink.

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>>84076899
moot is so fucking cuteee ah. I miss qt nerds like this they are extinct

>>84076919
those guys ARE my personal 10s lol.
my ex looked very similar and i was and still am obsessed with him and will probably never get over him.

>>84076921
idk about manwhore part but soulless sure
but this is what ideal means like if someone asks you whos your ideal girl and you say some 6/10 girl you know irl or something dumb like that instead of some victoria secret model or some hot actress youre insanely retarded

>>84076914
There are no fembots here. These are all gay men or trolls.

>>84076930
thats not what ideal means bruh why would your ideal girl every cheat on you or have a cardboard personality

ideal: perfect, or the best possible

your ideal girl should be a girl with 10/10 looks and 10/10 personality and if you answer with anything else but this then youre answering for a different question

>>84076919 #
Not everyone wants to deal with 24/7 mate guarding their 10/10 partner, or be with someone who's probably slutty or cheater or shallow or has a cardboard personality because their looks carry them.

>>84076940
im not a troll and am a biological woman

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>>84076697
Im a girl (real) and my ideal man is David Corenswet. Probably the only man who can convince me he has a soul. He is soooo handsome like prime Brendan Fraser mixed with Henry Cavill oh my godddd

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>>84076927
most robots want gfs like this
little to no makeup
above average but not breathtakingly beautiful
whitebread, pale
small boobs
skinny, boyish body
weak chin, frail looking and big bug eyes

you people are genuinely dumb why do you keep saying shit like i want a mid fat guy with a 10/10 personality instead of i want a hot fit guy with a 10/10 personality its literally your ideal guy

>>84076940
incorrect
>>84076947
this poster is male

>>84076942
Has anon considered that Chads make some women uncomfortable or give them the ick. Plaphog lovers get to say they like plaphogs and it's accepted.

>>84076947
look at this shit bruh finally someone with a brain like niggas ilke david corenswet henry cavil prime brendan fraser in the mummy
these guys should be your ideal guys

>>84076917
personality overrules physical appearance for me, but sure, since we're keeping with the theme of the thread.

>able to laugh at himself
>if he's insecure at least won't take it out on me with negging constantly
>can be cynical but also capable of seeing the beauty in the world
>chooses to do good even when it seems he would gain nothing directly from it
>enjoys learning and exploration
>intelligent
>resilient, emotionally stable
>able to be vulnerable
>compatible sense of humor, this is posted on 4chan so i gather you know what that means
>lets me take care of him or protect him without finding it emasculating
>lets me be affectionate and loving and not bat away my hands if i touch his arm or call him 'honey' in public, freaking out because 'people can see! people are looking!'
>enjoys having a lot of sex often in different positions and open to roleplay, dirty talk, sexting, fetishes, toys, costumes, whatever just to try it and for the pleasure of both of us. would rather stay monogamous though
>has some sort of actual outlook on life ie is not an npc wandering around
>values independence in himself and his partner
>trustworthy enough to maybe, one day, be a father and husband

>>84076956
none of those men are attractive to me

>>84076952
im not attracted to conventionally handsome men
my brain can recognise when someone is objectively attractive but they dont make me horny or want to breed
only specific traits make me horny

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>>84076895
well people have preferences despite the standards
even alot of guys here on this board make threads about how they would like to have a "mid" girlfriends over a hollywood model

like if i have to say, the girl that i had a massive crush upon is nothing like the girl of my dreams, she is build LIKE a child(i am not a pedo, i swear) is dorky, unfit and whatever but i find her really attractive despite all that. (pic rel)

she might not be pretty for most, but she is quite attractive to me
>>84076906
seems like both the genders have alot to learn about each other
>>84076923
wtf he is actually quite cute

>>84076949
this girl is so mid why would this ever be your ideal girl instead of someone like sharon stone in casino or women like jennifer connelly

>>84076849
hes hot. the ladies love him

>>84076854
st8 men dont know what a handsome guy looks like. why would u? women get bombareded with the idea of a hot girl every day so we KNOW what that looks like. we already know its the same bitch different hair. men see a famous man and already assume that women's horniness had nothing to do with their fame. he had a fucking underwear ad for gods sake clearly enough women want to fuck him that its profitable for stockholders. dont act like this is a gf suprise

>>84076966
cute > beautiful for some people

>>84076947
you are the only real female on this thread so far

>>84076969
he was in an underwear ad cause he was insanely popular like im not saying hes ugly hes a solid 7/10 but hes still clearly ugly than the normal underwear models who arent actors

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>>84076964
this user is correct
most guys on here prefer girls with 5-6/10 neotenous childish faces and skinny boyish bodies, compared to supermodels or instagram baddies
theres also a lot of moids on here who like stuckup trendy arthoe types who chainsmoke and never wear makeup, and have that depressed rich girl aura

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>>84076697
>Doesn't matter how unrealistic.
sure. I'm probably the most unrealistic person here
(ideally it would be a drawing but I'll refrain)

>>84076971
yeah so then pick the actual cute hot celebs instead of the hot hot celebs someone like ana de armas in war dogs is the perfect example of this an actual 10/10 girl who looks more cute than hot
instead of this girl whos unironically got a chud chin

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another one of my husbandos y not

>>84076982
small chins are cute on women idk what to tell you. why are you so assmad different people have different preferences.

damn i know that women are more attracted to traits instead of just normal 10/10 models so before coming to this thread i expected answers of like still attractive men but not like models and with some sort of emotional attachment to them
like ryan gosling in the notebook or ethan hawke in before sunrise like people from romcoms

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>>84076923
I was trying to find that exact picture yesterday and couldn't, so thank you. I know there was a pic of him posing with a gf here on /r9k/ but can't find that either. He had a three wolf moon shirt and the caption for the op was "HAVE GIRL WAT DO" or something.

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>>84076988
ana de armas has a small chin too but shes actually cute like if this girl was your ideal girl i would understand it even if shes not exactly a 10/10

>>84076989
only men find ryan gosling attractive

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honestly like 90% of robots would prefer left
whereas chads or normie moids prefer right
i think a lot of robots and incels are lowkey pedos desu maybe its low t or porn addiction or just being discord groomers but for sure a lot of them have a strong preference for childish looking women but yeah idc really
just saying it how it is
hope that helps

>>84076975
>normal underwear models

yeah. models. jeremys an actor. execs thought he was wanted enough to hire him as an underwear model. you can call him whatever rating u want but it doesnt change the fact that hes a popular choice

>>84076998
Most incels are straight up cunnyposters who like kids.

>>84076997
Not me. I never liked his phenotype.

>>84077006
i never said he was ugly bruh i literally said that he was the best options out of everyone posted but hes still not a 10/10

>>84076998
the girl on the left is chopped and margot robbie is lowk not a 8/10 anymore too she was a 10 in wolf tho

>>84076997
ragebait

>>84077013
it's not ragebait i've genuinely never seen a woman call ryan gosling attractive that's a male preference.

>>84076995
she is awful to look at AND he has a full face of "no makeup" on. her filled in eyebrows are uneven and she kinda looks like she has FAS. theres actually no way you would consider her cute

>>84076998
I personally prefer the girl on the left because she looks like a fun zoomer and close to my age. Whereas gigastacy on the right looks like my aunt or my moms friends, if i was older she would be more attractive to me i guess

hm i think some of you might simply be posting your exes

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>>84077020
I dont consider him a 10/10 too but hes still clearly better than every single man posted in here till now a real 10/10 is prob someone like him

Young Adolf Hitler was very cute.

>>84077031
he looks too old

>>84077034
unironically a better choice than the guys posted in here

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>>84076972
Thanks, love you

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>>84077036
If i ask a girl who her ideal man is i expect to see someone like him not reddit and discord mods and the owner of 4chan

>>84077053
Brad Pitt just looks like a block of cheddar cheese to me

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>>84077034
Is this supposed to be him as a young man? Hes always looked old as fuck

>>84077055
alright i give up you can go and love the reddit mods you want to love i prob look closer to them than to prime brad pitt anyway so its better for me

>>84077053
why are you expecting normie tier responses on /r9k/

>>84077063
youre right i was being retarded, with the amount of fat women threads that gets posted on here daily most men on here are prob into obese women instead of women who actually look hot too

>>84077061
You're telling me that those soulful sad eyes, regal nose, and demure prudent hair and outfit don't make you want to marry him? Excluding the whole killing tons of people, pretend you snatched him up before his political career and drug problem.

>>84076959
>compatible sense of humor, this is posted on 4chan so i gather you know what that means
Just a compatible sense of humor or do you have certain political views in mind too?
>fetishes
What kinds of fetishes?

>>84077029
You think someone would do that? Be so hung up on their first love that they come back to the scene of the crime long after everyone else has moved on and obsess about it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

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Jason Momoa but blonde would one shot me.
So far I haven't seen a guy like that before, so...

>>84077086
>Just a compatible sense of humor or do you have certain political views in mind too?
i just wanted to say dark, clever humor without getting responses memeing that. no, not really provided they aren't a fanatic.
>What kinds of fetishes?
i'm open. exploration is the point. i like exploring what other people like to see why they like it and if i can like it too.

>>84077099
look at this shit bro this is what i meant even tho i look nothing like jason momoa and i dont want to look like him either i can respect this shit
your ideal guy should look like hes the best looking guy alive

>>84076885
>white
are you white yourself though?

>>84076991
No problem
>I know there was a pic of him posing with a gf here on /r9k/ but can't find that either
also im so curious about this if you find it please post

>>84076882
>op asks for foids ideal man
>foids don't exist and only trannies reply
>anon is confused why foids are posting ugly men
>anon will soon learn this thread is full of gross trannies and not real women

>>84077149
I mean i knew that the only people replying with pics were trannys and faggots but still i expected them to have some better taste too ig

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>>84076847
>>84076923
>>84076964
>this is what femanons want.

>>84077110
>are you white yourself though?
extremely!

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i took an hour long break and you guys are still going on about people's personal preference ?

god, some of y'all are so miserable

>>84077217
What does extremely mean? Specific ethnicity?

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>>84077142
I just know it was old /r9k/ so before January 2011 when it was deleted but I don't think it was super long before.
>e) i knew an ex would see it
Intrigues me. I found one of the pics before but they used to be everywhere. Now the screencap is nowhere.

>>84077236
>What does extremely mean? Specific ethnicity?
"extremely" = redhead, too pale for any makeup on the market.

>>84077252
lies
there are no women on this board in 2026
especially not a pale redhead

>>84076959
how old are you and do you have an age preference?

>>84076959

Guaranteed you're a guy or tranny, never heard a woman so reasonable before

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>>84077234
I don't know what they're doing. I'm exorcising a psychosexual obsession one jpg at a time.

>>84077261
why 'especially' not a pale redhead?

>>84077285
cause being a pale redhead means that at the very min youre most likely not ugly

>>84077264
>do you have an age preference?
how old are YOU?
>>84077280
i genuinely find >>84077212 to be peak male form if that makes this less reasonable for you and thus slightly more believable.

>>84077289
there are definitely ugly redheads. either way i am ideologically opposed to camwhoring so we'll never know.

>>84076959
do or would you do anal though?

>>84077301
>ugly redheads
yeah every single man with red hair

>>84077292
21 years old. How old are you originally

>>84076959
Me in every way except for one, and it's the most important one, so there's no sense in me asking if you'd compromise. It's over...

>>84076885
>>84076959
This actually describes me perfectly. I'm somewhat surprised.

>>84077311
are you fat, brown, or short?

>>84077311
is it the white part? its the white part right lmfao

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>>84077282
moot is actually quite cute, didnt knew he was into banging catboys
>>84077305
finally someone is asking the real questions
>>84076959
and holy mother of spaghetti ,filling a job application seems easy than this

still its good to have good standards

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2011 Oli Sykes

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/4O7QM5Zvdeg

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>>84076697
pale skin guys, don't care if they're white or not, with brunette or blond hair I guess... Felca perfectly embodies my dream boyfriend but unfortunately I'm ugly so I have no chance of being in a relationship ever

>>84077328
i wasn't trying to derail the thread. someone asked. that's moot banging himself btw.

>>84077305
i want to, yes.
>>84077321
bet he doesn't wear glasses.

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>>84077352
>that's moot banging himself btw.
True!
WT Snacks wasn't bad looking either.

>>84077358
>i want to, yes.
how do you know you want to?

>>84076885
>>84076959
Why haven't you found a guy like this yet? Are you actively looking for a guy?

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>all this mootposting
>they don't even know

>>84077379
He has to manifest IRL and present all these traits without verbally claiming to have them (show, don't tell). He can't just appear online and post empty words about having them (telling instead of showing).

>>84077373
how do i know i want to try a sex act that previous masturbatory exploration of has proven pleasurable? i've squirted from being fingered in my ass before.
>>84077379
>they're a dying breed though.

>>84077395
>they're a dying breed though.
I don't really think the sort of guy you're describing is that rare. Do you have specific dating criteria that make it harder for you to find someone like only being open to guys who live in your area?

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>>84077385
It's worse than you could ever imagine.
Twink death is real.

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>>84077352
>wasn't trying to derail the thread. someone asked
yeah ik, its fine, it just made the thread even more lively
>that's moot banging himself btw.
i cane here like a week ago so, what the fuck?

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>>84077348
now that I'm thinking about it, TommyInnit may have been the catalyst for my attraction towards these archetype of men. Funny how these are youtubers I'm posting

>>84076959
>lets me take care of him or protect him without finding it emasculating
Are you in your mid to late 20s?

>>84077395
are you the rare type of woman who prefers anal either with or without pussy play to vaginal

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>>84077245
yeah seems like its probably really hard to find now sucks
>e) i knew an ex would see it
mootykins being stalked by ex on 4chins or smthg? I wish I knew the lore
kek anyways sorry I want to post more of him hes a qt

>>84077405
out of the 3 men i have dated 2 were not in the area, so no. you just never see people who look like this anymore and it seems like any man with any sort of nerdy/weeb interests or technical knowledge regardless of appearance is immediately, overwhelmingly hostile if i try to talk to him, so i've given up. it's been this way for a long time. forever, actually. i've only ever been able to connect with people online and never by sharing what i look like or if i'm female at all for a very long time. the first guy i didn't even want to date, he just followed me around and started getting threatening if i didn't and everyone who knew us insisted it would be safer for everyone if i just agreed so he wouldn't potentially shoot up our school. turned out great, hence being online again forever after growing up online before that.

this wasn't a thread about my tragic bawwfest or sexual preferences though. it was what femanons find attractive in an ideal mate. though currently it seems to be some autist stalking robert bopkins.

I dont have an ideal picture anymore because I have my neloved husband and everyone except for him are uggos now

>>84077423
I think he dated some femanon on /r9k/ and had a bad breakup with her right before posting that. I remember he was always flirting with someone and anons made meta threads asking when they would fuck, back when he hung out on the board all the time with WT Snacks' weekly DJ threads and a bunch of oldfag former mods and programmers with some current Anoymous ## Mods dropping in. Then one day he was suddenly really bitchy and emo, people asked what was wrong and if he got dumped, he started spamming "bitches and whores" and the board was suddenly flooded with way more WOMEN ARE ALL STUPID CHEATING SLUTS than usual to the point anons kept asking wtf was happening. This was like six months before he deleted the board and I think the new gf post was in between then.

>>84077439
So why not just try to find someone online? Do you not encounter anyone like this online either or are you just opposed to online dating/ldr?

Another thread proving that it is men who are really the golddiggers, hypergamous, forever dissatisfied with normal women.
Getting them every other day nowadays I see

>>84077408
https://4chan.org/flash
Go to the Zone ones. Moot was a catgirl with a futacock who raped Snacks (former admin for a year, banheavy on /b/), another anime girl, in the ass all the time. They used to make flashes every time there was another domestic dispute between the divorcees. He also pretended to be a middle aged Mexican man for years.

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>>84077412
>lets me take care of him or protect him without finding it emasculating
i swear i would sell 10 years of my life for this altho i straight up want the malewife experience

gays and gals, hear me out, what we make a counter thread?
>Fembots post your NON ideal
> post the features/qualities you dont like in your man

and let hell loose as all moids lose their minds

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>>84077472
>Fembots post your NON ideal
Won't get killed for this, right?

>>84077457
i just said 2 out of 3 of my past relationships were "not in the area" ie online with limited irl meetups. the one relationship i had in between was a fluke and an attempt at being a normie in between growing up a terminally online freak and then immediately going back to being a terminally online freak. out of all dating and flirting history i have, only about 6-7 months of it was offline and it was just immediately being claimed by a guy i didn't like so he wouldn't incelmurder the school. i don't think we even went out on a date before. and no, i don't see anyone who looks like that or acts like that online either anymore even if i'm weighing for personality or appearance only instead of being greedy and wanting both. maybe they're on reddit now or something. wouldn't know, i refuse to use that site. i like all male friend groups because i don't have much in common with normie women (and weird women are hard to find) but they always implode if i'm there so i've stopped because they don't deserve that. women don't like me around their bfs or husbands. i've only really talked to or worked with women for years now, and i hate it. so fucking much. my god do i hate it. the most non-normie conversation i've had recently was a doctor friend saying she wants to be a vtuber.

>>84077423
>I wish I knew the lore
there is so much fucking lore with moot and various women. his friends got so sick of his romance simulator antics all the time. granted they also kept stealing away the girls he liked, fucking them, and then manipulating them into getting nude on cam in private chats so they could take pics and leak them to /b/ just to make him watch as they got everyone to call her a whore and him a cuck for the next decade
>before gamergate.

>>84077484
I mean it's probably rare to organically encounter someone like that online but you would probably have much better luck posting/lurking somewhere like /soc/
>talked to or worked with women for years now
Are you having trouble finding the types of men you described who are your age perhaps?

>>84077412
late 20s.
>>84077422
would not believe how much female chastity, orgasm denial, and anal only porn i've looked at

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>>84077472
>Fembots post your NON ideal
Gymbros. I'm vegetarian don't want a rack of meat.

>>84077501
>late 20s.
i get the feeling that youre either a full blown shotacon or at least into guys a few years younger than you

>>84077501
>would not believe how much female chastity, orgasm denial, and anal only porn i've looked at
why do you like it to this extent? there must be some psychological factor

>>84077498
hate /soc/ and was ideologically opposed to its existence but also got in trouble for spamming camwhore threads to make them go away on /r9k/ even though it was funny.
>who are your age perhaps?
most are married or in long term relationships. i also just really don't focus much on dating. i don't use social media or apps. i don't go out. never went to any clubs or parties. went to a dive bar once and wasn't impressed. only very young men or very old men hit on me. for a long time white men never did idk what the fuck that was, now it's only white men. i tried a handful of first dates where the guys always said later they didn't think i was real or would be interested or that they were "intimidated" whatever the fuck that means, not at all what they expected, etc. i don't know what they expected. they also get really nervous and insulting themselves about their height (5'4), weight (250), small dick (i don't know, small) like i would care about any of this (we are already on a date, i know what you look like?), inexperience (went out with two khhvs and were their first kisses), job (don't care), money (don't care), etc. they all also assume i've fucked a ton of guys before i think because they always seem to hint at that and, once relationships have ended, exes always say they assume i'm out getting wasted and fucking anything that moves to get over them. i've never done this with them or without them so idk where this comes from. everyone always seems to think i am hypersexual and constantly attempting to seduce/entice them or any other man that is near when i am oblivious most of the time and pretty much always nonsexual.

damn, the "I'm not like girls" attention whores love to dereail threads with their shitty blogposts.

>>84077509
what? god no. i like them my age or older. i had a crush on a friend once in high school who was a year younger and still feel disgusting about it like i did at 16. however when you're in your late 20s this rules out everyone because >>>marriage. alternatively, >>>divorced and want to make their bitch ex-wife whom they hate your problem.
i would love to be a stepmother. kids aren't a problem for me. would prefer a daughter though. i know far too much about pregnancy and birth from being raised to be a reproductive endocrinologist and then teaching myself obstetrics and gynecology in middle school in preparation for a later medical career in sweden that never materialized.
>>84077518
probably. everything is about sex except sex, which is about power. i need to brush up on my femdom, i already like power struggles.

>>84077525
>hate /soc/ and was ideologically opposed to its existence
It seems like it's less of men like this being a dying breed and more of you just not being in the right environments to meet them. Realistically, if you're not really meeting the men you like irl through shared social circles and don't want to seek them out online (by looking on /soc/ or elsewhere) you're not going to find them. Organically meeting someone who fits your criteria online seems very unlikely.

>>84077532
suck my cock faggot, enjoy your mootspam.

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Maybe the real friends were the ones who Blacked us along the way.

>>84077538
i didn't say i wanted to meet anyone, i responded to the op, was asked a question, responded again, and it derailed. the derailing is over.

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>>84077467
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS PEAK, NOW I SUDDENLY WANNA DO SMT
>Moot was a catgirl with a futacock who raped Snacks
for some reason i am glad i didnt joined this site earlier
>He also pretended to be a middle aged Mexican man for years
seems like he took the anonymous thing a bit too seriously
>>84077483
well i personally dont like excessive hair either so i dont think so
>>84077503
hmm fair enough, gymbros can be too stacked

actually these 2 responses are kinda similar

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>>84077494
>>84077455
He fuckin dated girls off r9k? This is news to me lmao. I am enjoying reading bout this since im nosy as shit though

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>>84077385
>>84077407
Never get old, bros.

>>84077550
>seems like he took the anonymous thing a bit too seriously
He was 15 when he made 4chan and spent the next 3 years trying not to get doxed by letting everyone think he was a random man he pulled off Google. He was on Something Awful for years prior to that.

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>>84077565
>He was 15 when he made 4chan
ah yes unrestricted internet access,my favorite

my crush is the ideal for me

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>>84077555
r9k when moot made it was very different to r9k now or even after he brought it back. The womanhate was always there but it was just one current and much of r9k was discussions about philosophy, news, art, math, science, politics, economics etc. It was the general discussion board with an originality enforcing hash system and moot's personal moderation because he hung out here all the time. He used to hang out in skinny girl threads specifically to look at the women, and he used to pretend to be disinterested in women and only flirt with "men" fully knowing via ips that many of the "men" flirting back were those same female posters. The McDonald's date thing? That was all a performance to entertain this specific femanon. He was literal when he said this place was a "mootocracy" and the original team ran it like a cliquish clubhouse. They kept imploding over girl drama, and this specific tantrum was likely what shifted the scales to permanent loser inceldom on /r9k/ because he and this femanon essentially co-ran it. She also posted so much that something like a solid 25% or more of board content was just her at any given moment for a whole year. They used to speak in coded messages in threads on anon and watch the rest of the thread be confused by two posters who seemed to know each other somehow and were awfully intimate. When they fell apart and the board was spammed with misogyny to drive her off, it led to a vacuum which was filled with low effort threads and, because he had made /sci/ /lit/ /adv/ and the other discussion boards she said would pull away intelligent posters, there was nothing left for anons to talk about other than how much their lives, relationships, or lack of relationships sucked. He also purged all of her posts from the robot and broke the hashing script and fucked the servers by accident. It's not a coincidence the first r9k was deleted not long after with him saying it was a failed experiment and a hang-out for only a few users.

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>this is who you're fapping over
you people are insane

>6'3, 180
>white
>black short hair
>kinda dark triad
>dark circles around eyes
>round shoulders, abs, narrow waist
>a little hairy

^I wonder if I'm someone's ideal.

>>84077661
>kinda dark triad
why mention this as a positive

>>84077800
some women find that kinda face attractive, also hybristophilia

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>>84077628
Thanks, I didn't know all this. I love learning old 4chan lore and shit because it's always so retarded. Nevertheless this was interesting to read about kek

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Young John cooper Clarke duh

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>>84077800
>dark triad
women want him to be dark triad to others but not to them as it triggers their chimpanzee instinct to seek out the "dominant male", it never works out of course

in the 1950s society had a solution for this, every husband would be a woman's personal Chad and he'd exhibit masculinity by being a typical 1950s white man, building his own furniture and so on, but now mass media has switched it around, the straight laced square is depicted as a creepy dork while the edgy ghetto gangsta nigga is seen as "confident" and exhibiting every admirable virtue, even though in real life they are manchildren with guns who do evil things like put kids on fent and traffic them for Epstein, supposedly this makes him "interesting", of course in the 1950s the "gangsta" would be swinging from a noose tied by 1950s man and his posse, our children would not be being raped en masse either, but I guess the "feminists" don't care about that

>>84077888
It's so much more retarded than you could ever imagine.
She turned out to have been lying to him and the entire mod team about her age and had only recently turned 14.

>>84077854
what kinda face is dark triad face
>>84078091
that's great anon, good schizoposting

>>84077854
>narcissism, machiavellianism, psychopathy
What part of this is anything other than a bright red flag?

>>84078132
Read fifty shades of grey and realize it's hot as fuck

>>84078169
I saw the movies and they did not appeal to me at all.

>>84078101
>what kinda face is dark triad face
Idk maybe I'm tripping and that's not what dark triad means in terms of looks but some people used to tell me I look like I killed someone kek. But not in a creepy way though, I'd say I could be 7/10 facewise.

>>84078175
Well it's an international best seller and Bale basically raped her soooo
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl3980494337/

>>84078206
>but some people used to tell me I look like I killed someone kek
>But not in a creepy way though

my nigga

>>84078218
Okay? It's also literal Twilight fanfic that was republished with the names changed.

Who the fuck is Bale? Do you think Christian Bale is in Fifty Shades of Grey? The one with Christian Grey? Of the Fifty Shades?

>>84078219
Looking capable of violence and being attractive isn't mutually exclusive, dummy

>>84078227
someone telling you to your face they think you might be a murderer is absolutely them calling you a fucking creepy weirdo bro

>>84078269
that's funny because one time I walked to school with a chubby girl that had crush on me for years (maybe still does) we talked about bullying and whatnot and I was like "meh I dont really get verbally picked on" and she went "duh have you seen yourself, you look like you killed someone". She found me creepy too alright

Cope, traggot

Type in alex pereira on google

>>84078292
... why would i care what some fatass underage whore you spoke with said to you one time at band camp or if she does or does not have a crush on you? why would i take orders from you about what to look up? no.

>>84078300
oh you are seething

tell daddy what bothers you the most

>>84078324
lmao i'm not the one relaying stories about some fat bitch in school telling me i looked like a murderer and referencing random i guess tiktok celebrities or whatever the fuck. i'm gooning over my ex!

>>84077348
I'm pale skinny and also ugly so we would make a good match.

>>84078334
>i'm gooning over my ex
stick to that then

I don't have a pic of him but I have a huge crush on the blond guy that works at the gas station down the street. I go in there sometimes just to buy energy drinks and look at him. He looks kind of like young Heath Ledger

>>84078341
why when i can sit here and refuse to do anything you keep trying to order me around to do instead?

>>84077348
>felca is worse than hitler, we want injustice

>>84078341
>>84078355
>thread about women's type
>turns into a heated discussion between two guys whether one of them is attractive or not

i love 4chan stupidity

>>84078803
i'm in this thread with 54 posts before this. 55 now. and 55 replies directed at me. you've spoken to me in almost every single post you've made. the power of autism!

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>>84079007
>you've spoken to me in almost every single post you've made
jeez, what an achievement, what do i won?
>the power of autism!
i wont deny that, i have a habit of keeping a particular thread active for no reason

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im only attracted to cute japanese boys from the mid showa era

>>84079024
lmao. i was calling myself the sperg here but thank you for having a sense of humor. i'm glad you enjoyed the flashes earlier.

>>84076697
my hair is longer but im not as blonde, more golden and wavier and less pale

>>84079030
Finally, a girl that's not a white only whore with bad taste. Good taste in this god awful thread. 4chan whores are always such incredible disappointments.

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>>84079030
that is some very niche taste, nice
>>84079297
> but thank you for having a sense of humor
didnt knew one could be complimented for that,thanks
> i'm glad you enjoyed the flashes earlier.
they were actually quite nice, i barely see any flash content these days

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Someone like that but blonde

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Why moids can't all be Dean Fujioka?