Yorkshire Tea edish
We all tea in life x
RIP Ian Huntley
Fucking fuming me xxxxGetting wissed up nows x
Getting that bag in me xIt Waturday x
If you're ban evading fuck off, if you're larping as that mongboy then get a fucking life.
>not tetleys gtfo
what makes you lot different from /brit/ over at /int/
english breakfast tea is just kenya + assam
>>84086078everyone is middle aged here
Britain wants to forget meNever happening xhttps://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=L61bkU4gc-vslsRV
>>84086065Phwoar get it in lid x
>>84086078everyone is turkish here
ordering a Meat Sofia Rustica from Zizzi if that's OK with you gents.
>>84086097Looks nice, pricey I guess?
Muslims think they are superior to Englishmen and women even though they're only here because Jews won WW2.Sad.
Now that the devastation wrought by the satanic forces in government has metastatised into their beloved English rugby getting beaten by fucking Italy, will the stalwart men of the english middle classes finally stand up and start shaking the nation?
Muslim women think they're better than English women because they cover up. They only exist in England because Jews/Americans won WW2.
Not ever having sex with a female is a bit of a depressing thought to be quite honest. Not much I can do about it though. Simply working isn't enough. There's no point lifting a finger when it's a game you will never win.
>>84086123Nobody gives a shit about rugbyMiddle-class sport x
Might get some beers in classic HHL style x
noncing kids helpermong style
>>84086101yeah some chain sir-in place, trying to remember if this is the one i got with pals years ago.Deliveroo gave me some "uwu pls come back!" code though so why not. i want to experience how the middle class live, just this once.
Must be such a good feeling being in a relationship, having sex and maybe even having a few sprogs down the line. Shame we'll never have that no matter how hard we try to improve ourselves. Some men are meant to be at the bottom doing the shit no one else wants to do, with no real reward other than a shit amount of money to stay trapped in your shit life until death. Totally understand why some people just choose to never work. There is no point if you can't progress in life.
Another Saturday night alone in your childhood bedroom is it, king?
kicked from the footy team helpercunt style
Sean is a rotten egg, needs sparking out
Spackerstyle
>>84086157Now generate one with SSM standing beside Scottish lass
>>84086068I suspect it's some sad act that's pretending to be him, just like he spent many a thread pretending to be Shippy.
crying to mummy because the twolls were mean to me helpermong style
>>84086166There is no proof hes actually been kicked
>>84086179You're replying to Greg
HHL was right about everything xxx
Muslims are taking over England and you're gunning for Helper, a working-class English lad. Pipe down x
never forget nonceboy
Welper loved his wooty. Not rite what the twolls do
>>84086177Hard to really achieve that.
in fact, once a day every year, they should take NEET lids and give them all the stuff a sweet old lady with a mortgage gets. free trip to a play, hummus, oral sex, stuff like that.sort of a 're-moralisation' campaign for people who used to (or potentially could) aspire for the whole class mobility thing.
>>84086209Welper will be back one day.Twolls fuming x
>>84086209Alri Sean la
>>84086201Muslims>Scrounge off of the benefit system>Will never work>Low IQ>Net-Negative to the UK as a wholeHelper>Scrounge off of the benefit system>Will never work>Low IQ>Net-Negative to the UK as a wholeBoth as bad
Can't believe they've colonised York now.
>>84086223He literally cannot help himself. Proper weird cunt.
Gotten up me phwoar X
Wooty
>>84086225I would rather my taxes go to HHL than a brown family of religious nutters but that's just me.
Rather them go to neither, me.
Do you think Ian will reincarnate as a woman since he was briefly trans in prison?
I hate seeing muslims everywhere I go now. I just want to move out of England at this point. It's shit and depressing. I have no intention to ever work to support such a crappy country that does nothing for the white man like me.
Ian fucking Huntley
Watkins, now Huntley. Mad
>>84086251Do you think you'll ever have sex, lad?
>>84086267Was Ian Huntley a nonce too?
>>84086270No, just a child killer
Should I call the police and waste their time with suicidal thoughts? Bored lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>84086279You're doing a grand job of wasting your own time here making the same posts you always make
WE DEM BOYZHOLLA HOLLA HOLLAWE MAKING NOISEWE DEM BOYZhttps://youtu.be/UX6K7waag5Q?si=9pUFJUkbBh0mGeHL
>>84086268>Do you think you'll ever have sex, lad?One day
Put me laptop away not risking it.Let's get fuck pissed x
>>84086137no one gives a shit about the working classes lol x
>>84086296how do you like them Iran happenings, de lid?
>>84086288Ian Huntley is fucking dead man.Let's go mental xxx
>>84086230>"fast"literally just skipping lunch
>>84086296Snap it in half classic SSM style x
Wonder if she ever thought about getting that mole removed when she was growing up? Probably come to terms with it now.
>>84086307They cannot eat until sunset. It's more than skipping lunch.
>>84086313yeah so they wake up early and eat a big breakfast
Another evening with this monitor x
>>84086313Festival of gluttony
Rugby mong got his feelings hurt then lol
Look I know you is griefing but that was low
>>84086309Fuck that noise x
We're going to Ibiza xIan Huntley is dead xhttps://youtu.be/MXXRHpVed3M?si=JguXvwsnHsyndsD3
think ill make tea boyz... still after that clefairy
First Saturday in March total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>84086287I don't enjoy it here to be honest. I just have no interest in anything these days. Yet the day goes by so fast somehow.
>>84086313Wake up, stuff your fat pig face Sunset, stuff your fat pig face Tell everyone you meet you're fasting bruv (the actual purpose of ramadan)Great ""fast"
Certain lad gonna get sparked.
>>84086348Bring it.
>>84086322Pipes downs xxx
>>84086349you'll do nothing
Fuck it garn full-scale nowsFuck the lot of ya xxx
Go on then little lad, put the trip on, you wont.
>>84086360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK6Jqdm7DVQ
Imagine being such a posh nancy boy you think England has a "beloved rugby team". Nobody watches that lol. Only nonces.
Garn full scale Welper now. fuck the lot. FUCK THE LOT! xx
Ian fucking Huntley is dead x
Daren't put the trip on little scared gimp
>>84086322I'm Scottish de lad x
>>84086378It's not 'full scale' until you order the bag x
was always more of a snooker lad
If Muslims are disciplined enough to do hardcore fasting why are they unable to work in any job besides like "recruitment manager for local grooming gang"
>>84086366He won't because its a larp lad
>>84086374>only nonces watch sportweird take lad x
>>84086390even sadder desu
wasn't the fattest man in the world from saudi arabia? how did he get around the fasting laws?
>>84086393Pretending to be another man from a message board is grim
>>84086389You will never lose your virginity
3 months britfeel what have you achieved?
End of an era with Huntley being dead.Only Jon Venables is left and his death will almost certainly be kept private when it happens.Ian Huntley is the last Great Britsh boogeyman of our time so enjoy celebrating his death while it lasts.
shouldn't roy whiting be getting released soon, he must have done his time by now
>>84086385I did a single shift once serving drinks in murrayfield stadium during a rugby game. Years and years ago through an agency. Mum kept getting on at me about getting a job so I was just trying anything. Was really shite, put me off working for years.
HIS MUMMY ASKS FOR RENTFOOTMONG SAYS HOW MUCH
>>84086411I don't think about either of them. Why should I?
>>84086405I'm still alive aren't I.
A child murderer scumbag had more sex than you and produced a beautiful daughter.
>>84086400>You will never lose your virginityI already did lad erm... 18 years ago. Not quite sure how this is relevant to anything I said though?
Not getting the bag in. Not about that life anymores. On that straight and narrow now. Keepin to the wokkles n thats it x
who is actually still here? apart from the Scottish drug addicts and Sean?
Ian Huntley won x
>>84086432Sadly she wanted nothing to do with Ian. She didn't even visit him in hospital when he was previously attacked by inmates
Only one in my family who doesn't have a kid or is in a relationship. It's sad really.
>>84086432Wonder if she will go to his funeral
Ian Huntley spam mong has been here for years SAD!
>>84086442im here ladt. not scottish nor a drug addict
>>84086450You are sean though
Everyone is Sean to you.
Ian fuckingn Huntley
>>84086454literally not sean lid
What's the best looking city in the UK?My vote goes to Bath. Visited a few times and it's just stunning
mong is a ban evading nonce.
going to drink drive in ets2 if that's alright with you lads x
>>84086462York, I'd say
End of an era xxxhttps://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=6lx4vepPbpU7tXx8
Lay down when the site was down I have nothing else to do
sending love to cmbyname lad and Angela lad and lollers lad to absent friends x
>>84086468better be using a steering wheel and pedals lad
>>84086432Sam is pretty fit
>>84086472On a melty again little lid?
>>84086475all paedos. weird that.
>>84086472You ordered that waggington yet? x
>>84086457Ian was based and I'm tired of pretending he wasn't.
American here but I started drinking yorkshire gold to replace coffee since I gave it up for lent. What's the best add on for a cheeky cup of tea?
>>84086482nta, I've got Moza R5 w/ Thrustmaster T-LCM that I use with ets2, but not really their main use.
>>84086475Turkish retard
>>84086496Why is a child murderer 'based'?
>>84086499Just milk and sugar, you big girl.
>>84086432it's alright lad let it all out, we're all family herein another life Ian could have been you
>>84086475Pipe down rothermong
https://youtu.be/qTKmkxzR3Hk?si=oJ7VQMqXnJhUzO0jItaly sunshine cheap wine and cycling till we collapse in a field a first kiss what could have been mr lad x
Getting the wokkles in. Fuck the lot. Garn full scale tonight. Haters cant touch me x
talked about kebabs with my support worker earlierhe has bbq sauce and garlic mayo on his. thought that was a well weird combination
Turkslug claims to have an old laptop that isn't even powerful enough to run Windows. Yet he is using Stable Diffusion.
>>84086517No wooty practice tomorrow de lid?
Not me lid, pipe down x
Reminder turkmong thinks England has "provinces"
>>84086504Lived by his own rules, didn't let the jews decide what he can and can't do
Fuck Ian
>>84086541He's just a grand strategy player lad.
>>84086543How is being imprisoned for life 'living by his own rules'
What's the easiest grand strategy game to get into? Tried with Victoria 2 but that went over my head
Fuck Ian Watkins, Fuck Ian Huntley, Fuck lollers, Fuck helper, quartet of filthy nonces.
Samantha wants nothing to do with her dad Ian Huntley
It just not rite x
>>84086561corr can see her nips x
Getting pissed up at Ian Huntley's wake.Oh aye x
>>84086561State of her makeup ffs
down THE toilet, surely? Or is she just a fucking spastic
>>84086575>State of her makeup ffsAre you female or a tranny?
remember when the sun would complain about nonces but then put teenagers on page 3? the hypocrisy
>Since gaining independence in 1956, Sudan has endured chronic instability marked by 20 coup attempts, prolonged military rule, two civil wars and the Darfur genocide.>As of 5 February 2025 the conflict has caused 12 million people to be forcibly displaced, 9 million internally, and 3.5 million have fled the country as refugees,[40][42] making it one of the largest displacement crises in recent history.[43]Niggers are doing pretty well on their own there without le ebul whitey to rule over them, aren't they
>>84086583It was legal to have topless 16 year olds
>>84086499Milk and no sugar (nonces use sugar)
>>84086589My grandpa is a Rwandan genocide denier. I have no idea why. We live in Wales, have no connection to Rwanda and he isn't a conspiracy kind of guy in general. He has never been to Rwanda or met a Rwandan yet in his house he has pages of documents 'proving the hoax', such as a full script for the movie Hotel Rwanda with a bunch of random letters from the words highlighted showing the secret messages' from the director. He says that Paul Kagame doesn't exist and that 'every picture of bodies 'is clearly in Burundi' and has huge printouts of aerial photographs of Burundi to prove it. Not sure what he has against Rwanda but if you bring it up to him he calls you a 'Tutsi liar'
It's just gone 9pm on Saturday night and you're larping as helpermongWhat a sad pathetic existence
>>84086582I'm female why
>>84086605>I'm female whyProof?
Why does britfeel support Ian Huntley again? Just to be edgy?He murdered two innocent young girls you freaks.
>>84086611Proof you're a male?
>>84086613You answered your own question lad
>>84086614But I'm female, lad.
>>84086619No you aren't, lad.
Do any women post here anymore? Actual women, not troons
Ian Huntley done nothing wrong x
30+ year old men being 4chan edgy. Grim.
>>84086624Why was he imprisoned then
Knew he couldn't prove he was a woman.
>>84086635You can't prove you're a male
Sir Ian
Huntley
>>84086594and it was lushbroken Britain
Glitter
proper helpernonce hours tonight. really sad, depressing, and grim.
Iran won
Wellper loyalists standing back and standing by x
Are fucking Ian x
>>84086635Ugh fine ffs
Comfy NEET Ian
Pushed to suicides Just getting wissed nows x
>>84086720Based. Huntley was based.Fuck the lot x
>>84086708That is eva6's passport
Love niggers me i do
>>84086738You are replying to eva6 lad
>>84086743Who's your favourite lad
got called bossman by the delivery driver oh aye x
>>84086762Old Pakistani bloke at my local chicken shop calls me "boss sir" x
what sauces we putting on a kebab lads
might go to sleep
It tragedy xhttps://youtu.be/Vh9px2Kj3ws?si=FrqJOaodbO-e7QGP
sex with eva6 lad
>>84086071>>84086049>>84086052It's crazy that as an American I have better taste in tea then you no-guns cucks. lol
Nobody stood up 4 me when I needed it so fuck the lot of ya.Yeah I got thay 4chan pass. No captchas for me lmao.
https://www.technocracy.news/ai-can-now-unmask-anonymous-internet-users/
>>84086802>I got thay 4chan pass
>>84086793Miss her me
>>84086817is that her? yikes shes just a kid
>>84086781Garlic n Chilli 4 me
I rule britfeel I rule England I am the King of KingsMy era is eternal x
>>84086822not right how blard was grooming her on discord
turned a tenner into one hundred on the ol' roulette. very rarely bet but when I'm a bit pissed I do love chucking a tenner into roulette and letting it ride. cashed out nows xx
Helper looks suspiciously like Huntley. Related?
>>84086839Huntley and Helper are both based.
>>84086817Eva6 was a tranny, lid. She was in it for the lols. She was bullying Blad big lad.
>>84086835That was a big misunderstanding. Blad didn't realize she was 17.
>>84086860she was 15. And he was still talking to her on discord months after everyone found out her age
>>84086848Both peadophiles.
>Kino o'clock almostOh my X
>>84086866He posted the chatlogs though. This is slander on your part.
she said she wouldn't tell britfeel me name but she told them me name but it weren't even me name
>>84086875those chatlogs went into late December. And everyone found out her age months before that. She even posted that she was still doing her GCSEs. He also got caught sharing pornography with her and playing it off for laughs. Creepy groomer behaviour
>>84086884It was, and you confirmed it was on /britfeel/ radio.
me? chilling in my province. havent been to another province in a while x
Genuinely convinced if Welper is ever stripped of his benefits he'll go on a killing spree. We have pay him bennies for life just to neutralise him.
What are you retards on about? You rascals were actually chatting up eva6 on Discord? I thought she was a tranner? We already knew his name was Blandon anyway. Good, strong name.
Opps coming into my province. It's not on
>Following several weeks of mistreatment, Huntley's wife announced her intention to leave him. In an attempt to emotionally blackmail his wife into remaining with him, Huntley alternately feigned an illness and, later, began drooling before faking an epileptic seizure; neither ploy succeeded.[160] Shortly after their separation, Huntley's wife formed a relationship with and later married Huntley's younger brother, Wayne.[155]state of this
Nonces get the rope desu.
>>84086897Welper has got those bennies for life. So he's doing alright there de lid x
>>84086891You sound like the type of thick mong who would fall for "eva6"
Imagine washing your face with anything other than hot water more than once a day fucking kek
still no proof eva6 was real
>>84086738Obviously not considering he is biologically male >>84086817No proof this is him either and he lied about being some tiktok girl as well. How is this thread full of 35 year olds who fall for the 4chan equivalent of Nigerian princes
>SeasideMARK 70.jpgwhat a life
When Islam takes over what if they use AI to recreate Ian Huntley to show ultimate domination over the average mentally deficient white flag shagger?
>>84086943No you don't get it lad he posted an image and said this is me. So it's him. I mean her. I've been on the internet since last week I know how it works.
Post a proper picture of eva6 with her arse worms so I can have a good spaff. Oh aye. x
>>84086928Welper was so based. I miss him x
eva6 is a good lad
>check back in here a few times a year over the last 7 years>Literally still just months posting the same drivel year after year I don't think any of you are real, I think this place proves the dead internet theory.
>>84086926*downvotes this comment*
>>84086968Remember when he did an absolute number on Arbroathy kek. Based lad
Eva6 won x
>>84086947They are big enough tragic saddos they will simp for anything they see as the slightest bit female. Even if it's a 15 year old boy or a 50 year old American.
>>84086994Arbroathy is one of my old characters
>>84086994Kek based welper x
>>84086992Nicely done lmao.
>>84086998>50 year old American.I miss Yanklass. She seemed so genuine.
So... Why are they bombing Iran?
>>84087023Oil lad
helpermong is a jewish peadophile with no friends
>>84087012she was a BN character
>>84087023In a word "Jews" In more words "Jews want to bring about Greater Israel".
>>84087026do they ave a lot?
>>84087012She was a creep as are you
Sean would get sparked on sight the long neck spastic
>>84087035Lonely? Yes. A creep? No.
>>84087030Helper is the most based poster in the history of Britfeel. Only twolls disagree.
flatmate home with his new gf. that means no sleep for me my leeds x
>>84087050sounds like no sleep for them either wehey
Getting wissed nows Fuck the lot of ya xxx
>>84087043A weird old American stalking an English lad on the internet who is the same age or younger than her 2 sons? Combing through his facebook learning his relatives names? Yeah that's creepy you simpering retard.
>>84087050Record them while they shag x
>>84087023They are trying to stop Iran from developing nuclear weapons and long-range missiles.
>>84087050Maybe they will invite you for a threesome x
>>84087067that one again?
Iran just happens to be the most important oil region on Earth
>>84087096I thought it was saudi arabia, then kuwait, now iran you say? Sounds like this oil is on the move to me. Is it in a tanker?
Ah yes, shitposting names stay until you remove them. I knew that, desu. Just seeing if you lot did.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO britfeelers?
>>84087116Mammycore
Saturday night alone thinking about another man lol
>>84087116This lady, is not for gooning.
>>84087123Based, fuck the UK
>>84087123since when do we have 2 aircraft carriers?
>>84087127Jesus? Makes sense, tis church day tomorrow.
>>84087049You are an actual paedophile
>>84087123Israel is their new great ally. It not rite
>>84087076corr it could be cream cake satdee if you know what I mean de lid x
>>84087123oh no now we won't get to fight in WW3
>>84087153No one wants in except the yanks lol mongs
Fucking hell people are actually setting off fireworks. Ian Huntley death celebration or multiple birthday parties?
>>84087123>behaving like a passive aggressive bellend because people said no to more wars that are being fought for reasons we dont even understand or care aboutWasn't that supposed to be his platform?
Starmer will still pretend nothing is wrong
>>84087179he was doing fine until he bent. For the first time I wasn't completely embarrassed by the spack.
what are you lot drinking then?
*falls in love*
>>84087190Estrella
Ian Huntley will be reincarnated in Iran.
>>84087190Teetotal me.
The death of Ian Huntley is great healing moment for the nation. I don't think people realize how important this is.
>84087123Laffs in draftington innit X
>>84086049I drink Yorkshire gold as an American.
>>84087225>The death of Ian Huntley is great healing moment for the nation. I don't think people realize how important this is.i still feel the same as before he was dead desu
>>84087245>I drink Yorkshire goldProof?
/pol/ are bullying us. Not rite
>>84087225what did he do agin?
>>84087250That's because your chronically online. People in the real world are celebrating his death like Hitler just died. This is a English moment.
>>84087190had 6 pints of murphys earlier lid. on the watergrind now as I must exercise tomorrow.
>>84087280is there gonna be a bank holiday because of it?
Knocking back this wodka nows xI didn't choose be borns x
someone mongboy that mong
>>84087296not nice. I'm very clever
>>84087299I'm sure YOU'RE
>>84087302my're what?
I fucking won x
>>84087296no mongboying after 10pm
might make some toast
Just properly fingered my arseberg
>>84087326he was 11 pints in at this point kek
gonna start playing defcon again
>>84087329woar
HHL won xI see that now x
been having a blast with AI lads.>ChatGPT, make me a little game where i can drag shapes aroundi'm having fun.
>>84087326Wash me arse in the same sink I eat my dinner. It lush. OH AYE! x
>Oi m8! You got a draft exemption loicense?!
I've still got the full 76 minute stream
>>84087344Kek, imagine a 'policewoman' turning up to your house looking like a fucking turtle.
Dying for Israel, wouldn't be me
>>84087357is that the one where he burns the steak?
>>84087366Honestly hate this vile kid diddler. Regardless of your politics, that should be enough to hate the cunt.
Lollers win Helpermong scared to put the trip on he LOSTEnd of Simple asBOSH
HHL wonningtons x
>>84087367no but he does set the alarm off for 3 minutes making toast. Then he goes mental watching Forest score. Classic Mark
Put trip on helper, you won't.You've lost again
MAKE IT RAIN, BITCH!!
>>84087402careful with all them shapes there lad
I remember the day Helper's world collapsed. It was chaos in Sunderland. HHL loyalists destroyed the city. NATO forces marched in.The hatred remains x
Sparking mongs on the daily ha ah
For me? It was the time Mark started cutting the grass in the middle of the night. Many keks were had.
>>84087344>people STILL posting this image like it's absurd>defending a she-nonce bully who was sharing a child's nudes>unironically believing/siding with the mother who was protecting herwew.
>>84087376They protect their own
>>84087425for me it's the missing GoPro. Had me howling like a madman
Put the trip on helper and I will admit defeat little mongboy
HHL vs Frosty jackzhttps://youtu.be/S3OtoO5zjjU?si=CW3X5aElDldQNs4E
Not too shabby this first season of WW3 is itI hear the mid-season finale's coming up soon, courtesy of the (((chosen ones)))
>>84087392ssm the Liverpool, Forest, Wales and England fan. it 4x lush x
some pathetic little lad wants his dollies lmao
>>84087440what's goin on eere then?
Warth Welper
I had failed you Sean, I have failed you x
>>84087440Makes me sad wondering how many items he has nowadays. Probably lost them all.
You underestimate my powers lid xxx
Helper lost x
>>84087495YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONESIT WAS SAID YOU WOULD DESTROY THE SEETHIES NOT JOIN EMBRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE NOT LEAVE IT TO DARKNESS
back from't giggington, made temporary friends with 2 lads who had to leave to get a train, shame as we got on. A goth girl also looked at me multiple times but i think my brain must have made that up. Got me out of my flat at least
>>84087504I HATE YOUS
>>84087510You were my brother Sean. I loved you x
>>84087506Should have tittyfucked those pale tits de lid. You a metallid?
>>>/wsg/6105303wonder what his neighbours must think kek
on the wokkles arent i x
>>84087538On the wodka meMight go off the rails tonight x
>>84087521i am a metallid, sometimes girls look at me but I think I must be exhibiting strange behaviour for them to do so. Also the lights have semi ruined the vision in my right eye, think I should get to kip.
me? on the frappes.went for four coffee cubes for this one. but, to be fair, there were more like cuboids (i am being careful with my shapes don't worry frens)
>>84087562>Might go off the rails tonight xWhats gonna happen lid xx
>>84087584Bit late for wovofe is it not?
>>84087619He'll get hysterical on the internet, like a fucking mong
And yell ya what ya get xxx
All hands on fucking deck now Loyalists call upStep forward those will serve
Glistening.
Nobody thinks what it's like to be me x
Garn Budapest next month xxx
Might play the new Planet of Lana 2 on my Xbox One.
>>84087661No surrender, lid. Ulster will be ares.
Big long loud piss
Prepare the fucking Scuds for launch xIf helper's world goes down we're taking the world down with us xxx
How the fuck do you meet girls in this country anymore if you've already left uni
Fucked my arse with the end of a lint roller the other day. From VNs to AI to arse fucking. DVDs won't save me now, lads.
>>84087760Women are everywhere lad stop being a pussy
>>84087770Did the paper stick to yer bumhair?
>>84087630i woke up late, this is my afternoon basically.might try for an early night though.
Me? On a bit of mdma and want to sleepvbit simply can't. We're in the danger zone
>>84087760Get on the online dating apps lad and compete with thousands of other men hoping to get a drop of pussy. Don't even bother if you don't live in your own place, don't have a car, don't have a good job and don't have disposable income to spend on a girl (she'll be expecting to travel a lot and dine out early on in the relationship). If you cannot meet the requirements there will always be another man she can move on to.
>>84087770>>84087776could you use a lint roller to remove the hair? are there heavy duty versions that have a layer of adhesive on them?
>>84087776No, it was the other end. The handle. Felt quite good I have to say. I'll need a proper dildo and some lube if I want to try it again I reckon.
>>84087760Deano only lad
>>84087785you should probably ride that one out, no? are you with people? it's only midnight.
Sunday in less than a minute.
Sunday now.
>>84087791True this lid. It hurts cause I actually work but I only earn 28 grand a year so im a poorfaggot
>>84087829monday tomorrow innit
Midnight and you're larping as helpernonceWhat a life
This is some HHL era shithttps://youtu.be/500Fvom_GqM?si=c3NcHa-1bk93wUe1
Oh aye some larping garn on hereWhen will the real helper show up lmao
I earn 13 grand a year on bennies. Wish I got top rate like are Helper.
Helper lives a good life x
>>84087813Don't tell me what to do. Went to a giggo, enjoyed it, finished. Back at the Airbnb with a mate, had a zopiclone, ought to solve all the problems.
On that Helpercore grind nowJurassic Park clips on tap x https://youtu.be/Rc_i5TKdmhs?si=2TOfjdR3tZtGqX2c
>>84087900Get the wags in you mong x
Spent 80 quid on those OOP Claude Chabrol sets. Oh aye.
no trip onscared little mongboy
>>84087799Probably not, maybe hair removal cream?
>>84087888sorry me lad just wanted to seem cool and drug-knowledgeable on the internet.but i'm also two zopiclones in, it is VERY comfy. glad the gig was enjoyable, hope you find sleep and the morning goes well.
>>84087911Fuck that noise.Still on the wodka me xxx
What kind of mong are you?https://youtu.be/lgKGIhfKrpY?si=tsx1ktO9NHIFeuh9
Reuters doesn't sound British
>>84087990Reuters is an international news agency
>>84088004I know what Reuters is xI want to know why you're here x
>>84087990how is it pronounced the way it is?i know there's plenty of that in English and in loan words or proper nouns. but it's like the letters are specifically NOT the ones that represent/combine to make the sound.
Got a 4chan pass xSame shit x
It will pick up Mr Allanhttps://youtu.be/tgKWCAEdJjM?si=-H8Q3pb7oCYVXEoo
I was traumatised because of 2009.
Nobody knows what I went through x
evas arse
>>84087791right I have all of these I'm just fat and ugly wat do
I was bullied badly in secondary school. I wish my family was rich enough to send me to a private school but alas my family were a White working-class family so I was doomed.Fuck Labour and fuck the Tories x
>>84088141you need to bring back the youtube channel lad
I have a pure hatred for Rich people now.. They watched me suffer and laughed.Now I want them and their families 5o suffer. Cunts.
I was bullied in high school too. Turned me into an outcast who wanked to anime x
Spaffed quite royally just now didn't i XIndeed yes
I am a poor non-Jewish sponsored white male.I have no Jewish financial support. Fuck them evil greedy cunts x
Fuck landlords tooJewish coded cunts xFuck all landlords Tory cunts x
fucking hell im bored, having half serious thoughts of getting one of those little space invaders table things you used to see in pubs and hotels when you were a kid (if youre an old cunt like me)
Jews and Muslims wish cancer on usWake up x
Jews don't givd a shit if a working-class lad from Sunderland lives or dies. Muslims too.They think Sunderland lads are losers. Capitalist play things.
Jewish women are inferior to English women. Sorry but they are x
Welper going wild tn x
Jews and Muslims don't give a fuck about poor White men from Sunderland/Gateshead/Middlesbrough.We could be dying of camcer and they wouldn't throw us a penny. They are pro-Muslim not pro-England.They care about Palestine not Copt8c Christians suffering in Egypt.
White men dying of cancer.Muslims and Jews celebrating x
desu, all the problems English people face is because they stubbornly refuse to help each other out, or give the slightest shit about each other.They're too mentally captured by the class system. Programmed to throw their neighbors under the bus to climb the ladder. Vile people really.
American Jews think they're in the Truman Show. They took used to winning x
Rich American Jews and Rich Arab Muslims don't care if some poor Englishman dies of cancer.Never forget that. They will rather us did than them.or their spoilt kids x
I've got the Celtoid contempt for the Saxon in me. I can feel it come out sometimes.
>>84088307Fuck you and fuck England
British men are dying of cancer so Rich Jews can live xxx
bit late for another wokkle i think
Trump thinks Jews are gods chosen people.Jews are protected from cancer. Englishmen are inferior to Jews so we get cancer.
Even the worst of the English race is worth the best of them. Never forget that x
feelin this one 2nitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgPznBrjiA
Muslims need to go.Their women piss me off xThey all have to go. Including their little shitskin children x
A Muslim women doesn't care if an English bloke from Sunderland dies of cancer so fuck themThey're only here for the long game x
If a white Englishman dies of cancer it's one less White.man who will fight against their husbandsMuslim women fucking hate us and ars locked in to the long game x
>>84088502Lad you do talk some fucking bollocks
I can't say for legal reasons what needs to be done but you know x
What if Ian Huntley was Jesus and he was just killed all over again?
>>84088526welper on one tonight get the bag in laddy x
this war had better not fizzle out without a few nukes dropping.SICK OF IT
>>84088511You're a cuck lad.Fuck Muslim women and Jewish women.They don't give a shit about White-working class men.
>>84088580We are due a nuclear war tbqh getting bored
Still finishing off that wodka me lmaoFuck the lot of ya ;)
I hope Israel and Iran destroy each other.It's the best outcome for Europe and Britain.
>>84088675also London
>>84088707London is Jewish/Muslim occupied now. English have lost there.
We need a mass deportation of Muslims from Britain.We have no choice at this point. Muslim women hate us and Muslim men are preparing for war against White men.
Muslims cut off all sponsorships. Who gives a fuck. Better than being they're slaves x
Ngl if Jews/Muslims pull the financial plug. But it's worth it to be free from their control x
>>84088811It will be painful but we will endure x
Take ya the candy shop xxxhttps://youtu.be/SRcnnId15BA?si=6S571pJcxU48oLvj
hardly be painful would it?
Ere manFuck the lot of yas lmao
tbf if Iran did have nukes it wouldn't even be a big deal. Israel has them, why can't Iran?
Doubt it come my way x
Nothing ends Helper's world x
>>84088884Oh I don't know lad maybe because they're mental ragheads?
>tfw no mental raghead gf
Nobody whether I lived or died.Fuck rich white American Christian cunts too.Us working-class Englishmen are on our own.
>>84088924If a lass you're attracted to is decked out in all the raghead clobber it would just make you more horny I think for taking it off. Defeats the point.
Rich Americans will never identify with us Englanders. They have massive houses and live in a NPC world x
Fuck rich Whire AmeicansThey fantasize about some British Civil War while staying womfy in their big houses. Fuck off you capitalistic cunts x
make your goal in life to voice an npc in a videogametechnically you will live forever
>>84088958Asians and African women have these generic flat feet a lot, its still alright but in general they arent very sexually dimorphic i.e. Asian/African male and female feet look pretty much the same. Only white women have the glorious shapely arched feet that can satisfy a true foot pervert
>>84088982Move the fuck over here, and take advantage of the opportunities then. >You won't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC9Z2XxkIfQoooooh aye
HelperLad was right about everything x
>>84089010Aye mate I move America's and and standby while Britain and Europe is overtaken by Brown Muslim savages. Aye sound like xxxx
American pigs are so out of touch it's laughable. They are the definition of having too much money for their own good. Spoilt brats.
Too many black folk in America for my liking
Fuck it am issuing a new edict.English people are no longer to listen to American music aka propaganda x
whenever an OC ReMix had lyrics it was like 'whaaaat?!' proper mind blowing stuff out of nowhere on my shuffled Winamp playlist of hundreds of Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda MP3severyone likes that 'Link! he come to town!' one that the System of a Down guy definitely made, but for me it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA0Ul-y-gD8Robo = best character (after Frog)
>>84089037Fair enough. Vote twice in the next election.
Any Englishman or English women found watching American entertainment will br considered a traitor.Just remember they turned on HHL and England tonight x
>>84089115Trump will not be happy about this
>>84089132Fuck Trump.It's total war now.Rich Americans are against us. We have no allies. That's how it should be x
Someone sort a phone call out between me and Trump or this fucking world burns and I mean it
I have killed millions of people since the 1700s.
in the depressive spiral cause it's still current year and not 1999
I wonder if this Polish asmr lass I like is ever going to have a sprog. Looks like she is very into collecting luxury cats though so probably not.
Muslim women and children won't be spared. Fuck em x
It's either us or them at this point x
>>84089189Poland has some of the worst birth rates in Europe. The men there are all still expected to be tradcucks but the women are fully into feminism. It was only a few years ago they got rid of conscription.
Tory cunts want to see me kill myselfNEVER. FUCK YOU SICK CUNTS.
>>84089204Muslims will breed us out. Muslims are taking over England and we are fucking paying taxes for their babies.
White Britsh Men are killing themselves and they are loving it https://youtu.be/xLlv50gGpgw?si=zNwUSpVzFP5Pc8iy
>>84089230I don't pay taxes I'm on disabilitybux and thank fuck. Muslim women are cunts. They hate White Englishmen. Their body language gives it away. Fucking rats x
Muslim women are uppity cunts xEspecially on buses. They think theu deserve special treatment. They think they are better than English lads.
Fuck tories xxxxThey love rich Muslims xxx
I am pro ethnostate aka the poorest Englishman is more important than the richest Jew or Muslim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OU8_bpTBqU>me pwnin n00bs in CS to this ch00nooo aye.remember some classic internet drama kicking off on OC ReMix. every time someone had a real piano and did a piano arrangement, they'd get top scores from the judges and everyone would go>REEEE IT'S ONLY BECAUSE HE HAS AN ACTUAL PIANO, BIASED JUDGES!!!1nice to see djpretezel and DarkeSword are still around but nowadays there's EVERYTHING on YouTube. sort of a weird time we're in, more like you have to 'filter it down' rather than 'hope for something good'.
>>84089218She actually is part of some feminist group in Poland. They should bring conscription back but make all the females do it too. That's what feminism should be all about - equality. Females have life on easy mode in 2026. They have no right to complain. Men are fucking miserable.
>>84089252See them out of my flat window sitting on the grass every morning with a dozen sprogs. It wrong. They will take my home eventually.
9 weeks off the sniff and it's lush x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmOCJyhPQCYniceepici like it
>>84089302Mate you should see how they act on the bus. They think they're better than White Englishmen and women even though they only exist because Jews won Ww2.You can't remind them of that though. It hate crime xxx
If the good guys won WW2 the world would be 90% White at least.
Spaffed yet again me XVerily
The existence of non Europeans and non-Whites is offensive to the universe and God x
>>84089258>>84089252>think they are better than usObviously they do. They think that kuffar (non Muslims) will burn forever in the fire of Jahannam (hell). They believe that shirt (worshipping other gods other than Allah) is the worst possible sin and means you go to hell. They believe in (qadr) predestination which means that Allah has already determined and decided who will become Muslim and non Muslims and will go to hell. No free will just Allah decides if he wants you to be Muslim or not. Of course they think you suck.I think a lot of English people do not really understand what religion actually is. It is not a culture or traditions. Religion is a set of things you think are true about reality.
According to the CIA World Factbook, a Turkish mother's mean age at first birth is 26 (lower than UK). The total fertility rate for a Turkish woman is 1.94. British women have their first child approximately 2.5 to 2.7 years later than Turkish women, and the overall mean age of childbearing is about 1.4 years higher in the UK.Global fertility rates are in general decline and this trend is most pronounced in industrialised countries, especially Western Europe, where populations are projected to decline dramatically over the next 50 years.
The White Race is more important than Christianity, Islam and Judaism xxxRace conquers your religious fairytalez
can someone else (as in, other than HHL) get the new thread?just want to avoid dramas.
Ruth betrayed her asmr simps and cares more about alcohol. I can only hope her liver is going to hold out.
>>84089413Muslims will always be inferior to Whites. They are brown coded lmao.
I will not be attracted to a Turkish woman. Never. A white lad like me is supposed to be with a British woman.
Waiting for the new threadingtons xxx
>>84086049Dubs and I jack off
Fat English expats make me sick.Jewish coded traitors x
Pornography is worse than crack cocaine for incels. Very grim.
Don't back chat me again xxxx
>>8408948989 is pretty close to dubs, might aswell go for it la
>waiting until supermarkets open at 7>just realised it's Sunday and they open at 10
singles and instead of food shopping i do pills + sleep
Where's the new fucking thread like xxx
>>84089582get in there songood night, /britfeel/hope yous all have a good day, and HHL, try to drink some water before you go to bed
Aww aye sound like xxx
That's what I thought American cowards x
Heil fucking Hitlers xxx
Everyone was taking ages so I made new threads x>>84089752
