serving your bf edition previous>>84065429>>84065429>>84065429
>>84090130https://voca.ro/1wJfhRXr7e7n
about time we're back, I was getting scared the last thread was going to be the last ever.
back at long last. now story can whine some more
>>84090144somehow it never dies no matter how many times it dies
i think i upset my bf because he likes heated rivalry and wants to read the books and im insecure because i look nothing like anyone in that show and i pretended to be upset about it but laid it on a little to thick
>>84090130What is this creepy shotacon shit in the OP?I don't think I want to post in this thread...
These threads are some of the most unhinged it should be /r9insane/ instead.
>>84090201its not exactly shotacon but you arent wrong either
>I don't think I want to post in this thread...then dont.
Until I realized I didn't know shit, the day I came home.
Life's terrible when you don't have a bf, when you're not built to have a bf
I'm not like the other gays, I'm like..a guy who happens to be gay, a straight gay. I'm like, a man who acts like a real man but happens to like dudes, not that girls suck I would totally be straight if I could because gays are so annoying. But I'm not like them!!! I fit in with the boys, I like war, gym, salad and god
>>840901373ds out there somewhere fapping to this>>84090144but you didn't want to make it? you don't deserve it
>>84090765>saladOP
>>84090809OPA? what's that? One of those woke terms? I'm a straight gay, I don't do pride shit, I'm a real man.
I say I take it up the ass to everyone I meet and walk around naked with my dildo firmly placed between my asscheeks to the grocery store and sometimes I even deep throat one as I shop
>>84090803>good poster in the thread
>>84090818no no, i actually wanted to write smt else, but my bum ahh pressed post before fixing it and>saladsadly that aint real man,thats pride stuff bruh, salad as a REAL MAN? hell nah
>>84090829disgusting. A real man like me would never do that. I flex with my brahs naked at the gym and we touch each other's penis, that's what real men do
like real men straight passing like me don't take fake ass dildods in their mouth, we take real dildos!! Like, made of meat
>>84090848nah brah don't dm me with that woke ass namefag sheetReal men ate salad because I'm like a Greek god and I have to eat well and get strong because everything has estrogen that make you gay brah no virgin oil on it because virgin things are for losersIn cheat days I let myself have Twinkies
>the average r9gay experience
I wish there would be make a wish foundation for hopeless gincels like me, I'd make a wish for a bf and they will have to find me one. if that's not possible I'd just ask Ezio Auditore di Firenze and Piers Nivans, Snow Villiers and Prince of Persia to show their holes and poles, most likely the guys cosplaying as them. then I'll be ready to take my euthanasia shot
where can i find a bf like this
>>84092028I look like this actually, but I'm hairy and way chubbier, which makes me ugly
>>84090130black butler edition :3
>>84090872>Twinkiesgirlie pop, you aint a REAL MAN
i miss being able to jerk to shota, now that im over 18 i can only admire it aesthetically
>>84092264you can have a little jerk, as a treat
>>84092253that's my cheat meal you queer! (which I'm not) that helps me becoming huge like a real men should so I can handle even bigger meat dildos in my mou-I mean so I can lift my twinkie bf
>>84092264I'd feel too dirty to. First I genuinely do not like kids' bodies, then I'd like it only if I was a kid myself possibly 1 or 2 year younger than the shota. It's only good if you're an actual shota yourself else you feel like an old stinky bastard creeping on a kid and that's not very hot but very illegal. I wish I had a gay experience as a kid...
>>84092346my hs crush literally looked like shinji. i think he was half asian
>>84092352lucky, I never met a boy as cute and sweet as Shinji. Were you 2 frens?
>>84092330> I can handle even bigger meat dildos in my mou-its okay, honey, we accept you regardless>my twinkie bfyou have a BF who is NOT a real man...?
>>84092369yeah and then i got feelings for him and was too nervous to talk to him anymore. he had a gf so probably wasnt gay
>>84092435what if he was gay like shinji? he had a gf but deep down he was waiting for his kaworu
>>84092477i should have told him at least. i was too scared idk
>>84092570don't stress about it, there was no chance he was gay even if now you've drifted apart and tellinghim you want his love and BAC was an okayish idea in retrospect
Just wanted to say that I got rejected again by a twink for not being chad and I've now been rejected 21 times for not being chad
I'm rejecting you having space here again, add this one too
Kind of insane how I keep falling for it when a bottom says they'd actually date an average guy and would give me a chance only to reject me 2 days after for not being chad it's happened so many times now I feel like I should've learned by now but for some reason I can't help but have hope that they're telling the truthNever ever trust a gay bottomKill bottoms. Behead bottoms. Roundhouse kick a bottom into the concrete. Slam dunk a bottom into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bottoms. Defecate in a bottoms food. Launch bottoms into the sun. Stir fry bottoms in a wok. Toss bottoms into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bottoms gas tank. Judo throw bottoms into a wood chipper. Twist bottoms heads off. Report bottoms to the IRS. Karate chop bottoms in half. Curb stomp bottoms. Trap bottoms in quicksand. Crush bottoms in the trash compactor. Liquefy bottoms in a vat of acid. Eat bottoms. Dissect bottoms. Exterminate bottoms in the gas chamber. Stomp bottoms skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bottoms in the oven. Lobotomize bottoms. Mandatory abortions for bottoms. Grind bottom fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bottoms in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bottoms with a ray gun. Kick old bottoms down the stairs. Feed bottoms to alligators. Slice bottoms with a katana.
>>84093005You're giving off bottom energy tbqf
>>84093030Bottoms are more likely to date other bottom fem guys then ever date a masc top so if I was giving off bottom energy I'd probably be able to have sex but since I'm a masc non chad top I can never have sex since I'm not chad and bottoms only want masc tops when they are chad (which I am not) so I can never ever have sex or have a relationship
>>84089178Why does meow care what women think?
>>84089989Does meow self insert into this? I don't get it
>>84090127Alright meow now you're just getting weird with it
>>84093049I was thinking about it too recently, as much as I want a brilliant and radiating nice and loving big muscular man to be my bf and counterweight my many neurosises, I also won't be mad if my fbf guy is more on the feminine side, not extremely fem and genderly fluid tho. Just need a bf at this point before I completely fall apart.
I want a nice soft femmy type boy, not one that cross dresses or is one step away from going mtf.
>>84090765>>84090818>I don't do pride shit. I'm a real manDo you look like picrel?
>I'm a straight gayyou mean a self-hating closet case? Jeez I don't go to pride either but simply because I don't like large crowds and don't see the point.
my yt shorts are now filled with femboy vtubers and trans content. The algorithm knows I'm a fag.
>>84093190>>84093207>I want chad muscular top or I want chad twink fem topIt is not possible for a bottom to date a guy that isn't above average either they want top masc chad or they want above average femmy top twink if you are not above average (chad) then you can't have sex as a top it's over
>>84093252I think anon is ironic
I'm going out for fast food again, and I still have to clean the basement up for a plumber to come over. At least I don't have to turn the pump on anymore (unless we get more rain.)
where does /r9gay/ stand
>>84095200Reddit chart
>>84090225ciel is 13 and you're 30
>>84095200I'm on the side if taking your meds, schizo
>>84095568cute boys are ageless
>>84094019all i can say is that i want a guy who i can call cute and kissy regardless of his affiliation now that o'm intoxicated, i just need a fucking boyfriend to change the perspective and btw average guys are so cute and pretty ijust want a boyfriend to be someone i can poiur my love into and fix myself that way >>84095857need 30+ bf i can call cute because i'm nearing that age bracket
I'm 35 nearly 36 but I ain't cute.
>>84095931who said that? you can be cute just not in a way you think "cute" applies
>>84095919oh hey im 37
It's super gross that there are 30+ uncs lurking a thread for 18-25 yo gay guys. it's like borderline pedophilia honestly
>>84096055This thread is for all gay robots, make room zoomie.
Tell me who you loyal toDo it start with your woman or your man? Do it end with your family and friends? Or you're loyal to yourself in advance?I said, tell me who you loyal toIs it anybody that you would lie for?Anybody you would slide for?Anybody you would die for?That's what God for
>>84096055It's rough to think about the fact that I'm considered super ugly just for being average in looks and I'm endlessly rejected and humiliated by bottoms and these are my peak years so I'm only going to get uglier with age
It's insane how much work goes into getting in a mid-tier state school that everyone else there considers themselves a failure for attending. This is what I get for dropping out the first time. Maybe after another couple of straight-A semesters at community college they'll let me in somewhere with research...
>>84096736nothing wrong with community college, chill people and cheaper to attend.
>>840967564 hours eel... 5 hour you
>>84096736I'll have 2 elf ass pills please
I want a 30+ unc boyfriend but they're all zoom phobic
Showered for the first time in over a week even though I had to pump the water out. I feel good for once.
>>84097435You'd have to be okay with storyanon-tier losers like me.
Are there any other big losers like me here? Can we form the old ugly loser club?
>>84097577Story-tier losers are always zoomphobic.
I'm a winner today, bought one of the last bags of carrots.
>>84097669Are you self-deprecating? Do you maybe think that people don't like you and you're projecting that self-image? You think other people are "zoomphobic" because you are perhaps zoomphobic yourself?
>>84097831big if truehow will you use your spoils
I'd want a zoomer bf because I never had any experiences so I'm just a manchild.
>>84097852I usually chop them into 1 inch chunks and roast them in a pan with the lid on. Beats doing it in the oven.
>>84097849You misunderstand my grind anon. If I keep seething on a dying website, eventually I will magically get an unc boyfriend.Yeah. Desu I'm just kind of anxious to form friendships with anyone online, so I pretend that the half-hearted zoomer hate ramblings posted on this website are emblematic of every man I could be interested in ever, justifying my withdrawal
>the thread will be saved!!
>>84096055I'm less than 30 and I love our local millennials which founded this gen way before us zoomies joined 4chan. Be nice
>>84097577you sound genuinely super cute, story. I'd hug you
>>84099466b early 2000's post in 2014/5; millennials dont claim this desu
>>84099569that's millennial era. Oldest Zoomers were 17 back then, it's more likely millennials founded this place, or zillennials if you want to be more accurate
need big squishy thick bouncy millennial cock in my older zoom zoom hole
>>84099655u try grindr bud?
Black Butler is kino and anyone who says otherwise is indian
>>84099646>that's millennial era. Oldest Zoomers were 17 back thenyeah thats my point. teenagers were/always have been a major poster demographic. so pretending like millennials would get sole credit for this gen is dumb, when zoomers wouldve always been a part of it
>>84099655>need big squishy thick bouncy millennial cockYes thats me 8.3" uncut
>>84099821I won't believe unless I see the evidence
>>84099916Why'd you come in here looking like that? You have nice body and very large penis, getting a bf should be easy for you
Another week of slavery dawns, I wish I could neet again. Being a wagie sucks.
>>84100598post wagie bussy work hours.
Going to the store early again so I can't get fast food on the way back, gotta get my spending under control.
Halsin's a manwhore.
where do cute gay 25-30 yr old autistic guys hang out??? I know for a fact they aren't on tinder.
imagine some 30 yr old unc tryna be cute
nothing cringe about my future bearded huge and muscular unc bf being coy and timid in my bed
>>84090214it's like that for an amazing reason...
Meows M A S S I V E Ass
>>84101149It got blacked tho and it's gross swamp now with a big brown stain on it
tfw no irl anime bf
Can't believe I'm gen z and I'm nearly 30 now getting old is rough especially when you're not chad I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin because bottoms hate me for not being chad
>>84101135Yesterday I saw someone on the catalog post a guriosan0505 image while talking about "having sex with older women". It made me so upset I almost punched my puter screen. I would've done it, if not for the calming effect of the gurian shota.
>>84100809Unironically furry meetups probably
>>84101403post ripe mature bussy
>>84101453I wanted fresh young bussy but now I'm an old man and I'm forced to go after old ripened used bussy and I still get rejected for not being chad
>>84101498yeah whateever now you should be a good old bottom and be a cum toilet for younger top and post your ass crack
>>84101505I'm not a bottom I'm a top and if you expect me to join the bottoms after the way they treated me then you're mistaken these whores are scum
>>84101510i don't care you're not fooling everyone, post ass
>>84101518I already did before I'm not doing it again I'm not a bottom I will always be a top
>>84101547i need to plap your cute little short fat ass mentally, give me your older ass retrd
>>84101560I'm not a bottom I'm a top you give me your ass
I just want a vers bf so we can do whatever the situation calls for.
Meow I'm gay and retarded
did meow solve his money issues?
>>84102059Yeah yay I paid my electricity bill and had money for minis as well
this is my country's gay anthem rn. Opinions? I know it's not the prefered genre of you guys but it's very catchyhttps://youtu.be/o85d2B1bewg
Any motorcycle homos?
>>84102281>gay anthem is that really a thing? We need a theme song to declare ourselves fags?
>>84102390I have a 200cc dirt bike and I'm straight does that count?
>>84102455post straight hole and pole
>>84102281This could have been your Sanremo winner gay anthem. But the bunch of old fucks judging will never give her flowers and will send another man singer with a ballad to the Euro instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWSp-xIJX8
>>84102464No I can't do that I'm a non chad top so I can't post hole and no one wants to see my 6.5 inch tiny white non chad clitty
>>84102718you can post both things at once just find a way to take a picture
>>84102883Just told you why I can't so I shan't be doing those things
>>84102925that's why you can't find a boyfriend and shan't find it
>>84102975How am I going to get a bottom bf by posting pictures of my asshole anonymously online?
>>84103196you'd show how hard you want a boyfriend if you do that, bottoms you can even fuck ,y ass just be my bfs
>>84098252If you never meet anyone nobody will ever know how sweet you are. Like a beautiful flower that blooms in spring and fades in fall without anyone ever stopping to smell it. It's spring, anon. Time to blossom and show off your colors.
Meows ass blossoming a big red rose
>i (non trans) heart rain
i want to do drugs but i dont know which ones
pro ball washer services ltd
>>84105134krokodil
>tfw no chef bottom bf
what about a top in the kitchen and also a top in bed
no it must be a succulent bottom to make me a succulent meal
>another unproductive weekendi'm going to need to start reading philosophers at this point because my mindset is all sorts of fucked up for the life i'm living
i had a dream that the boy of my dreams came into a swimming pool and he wanted to cuddle with me. he was so cute with his black curly hair, slightly tanned skin, toned muscles and perfect smile.... then i woke up in my two-person bed and it was cold and empty as always ;-;
this nigga just described brad
>>84107053I feel that.My family wants to send me to the looney bin again...
>>84107320braaaaad i don't know who you are but please marry me
>>84107344you may need to learn to mask your tism better. after all, relying on family is pointess
>>84107427this >>84084402 is brads last post. are you sure you want him?
>>84107467wait til he learns brad has an ass. he'll lose his shit
>>84107467A delusional prison gay autist that dressed up like a woman and takes it up his fat ass for drugs? Not sure
>>84107467it's nothing i can't fix, offer still stands :3>>84107473he has an ass? don't we all? >>84107488oh no ;-; is that something he actually did or is it a meme?
>>84090130>229 repliesi leave home for a few days and look what happens... dont worry this wont take longthere, i reactivated my usual thread bump routine again
>>84107506>it's nothing i can't fix, offer still stands :3i cant believe we found brads forever home
Tranny is seething again because she can't be beautiful, funny, pretty in face and body as Brad tsktsktsk
>>84107552well its like talking to a brick wall in this thread, flakey people who disappear like a fart in the wind. and way too much inner circle clique shit like its highschool.
>>84107743take that back, Mean Girls is a national treasure
>>84107680oh my holy kek lmao
>>84102066Awww cuuuuuuute!!! His wittle name is Theotto?! I want him, I'd die for him
>>84102608Are you talking about Myss? Myss Keta is a diva, but her music isn't really Sanremo worthy and her beats are repetitive. She absolutely can do more than this
>>84108192I have him he is very cute yay
it might be a stereotype, but as a gay guy I love cute things a lot and I often die of cuteness
>>84091567Good taste nonner>>84092028L mao @ skinnyfat shinji>>84092086The classic I look like this except I don't look anything like this post my favorite>>84094254I think the anon you responded to is retarded and huepilled
>>84096055No one cares about your daddy fetish it's extremely obvious however. None of you zoomershits should be posting on this site, fuck off to TikTok
>>84099174Elliott Meowger
>>84101418What the fuck is wrong with you>>84101423>furry>cute
daddy? More like..zaddy
need a guy to kiss, short haired
need a guy to kiss, long haired
need a daddy to kiss, long haired
this movie was eyecandy
need a mommy to ki~ wait no nevermind
>>84108799fuck you man, you ruined it
imagine being very rich, privileged, hot and without a single worry in the world all because of your parents' hard work/blood/nepotism and living a gay life of luxury with a fellow hottie. Like imagine having a crazy sex night after a masonic ritual or an Eyes Wide Shut style party, possibly with top secret alien tech supporting the experience. Peak lust
>imagine being very rich, privileged, hot and without a single worry in the world all because of your parents' hard work/blood/nepotism and living a gay life of luxurystoryanon
>>84108806noo sorry :(I'll restart the chain
>>84108799>>84108840>noo guys homosexuality totally isn't a fetish propogated by the satanic elite
>>84108854its okay you silly bitch, i forgive you :)
>>84108851story isn't rich and hasn't access to lifelong money and top secret gay space magic tech to make his peeped bigger
>>84108856you imbecile, many gays are poor and lonely as fuck and luxurious gay experiences are very rare. Most of the sexual experiences of the satanic elite are straight, look at Epstein. Gay love is pure and silly
>>84108856if homosexuality is bad then why is it practiced by nobles since time immemorial and it wasn't an issue before abrahamic religions became popular and even peasant could fuck each other and be okay
>>84108861 no I have to fix it! I was horny about the movie, we'll talk about it later need a daddy to kiss, short haired
>>84108799Too much muscles
>>84108887i need a mommy to ki~ wait no nevermind
>>84108915just kill yourself at this point bipedo
need a noble to kiss, short penis
>>84108712>GAY MAN moralizing about shotas and furries as if he's any less degenerate
anon the chain has fallen apart again ;-;
need a peasant to kiss, big penis
attention all gay people look at the pp-shaped gaptcha :D
We will all be dead soon. Nuclear War will come, something will finally happen.
big penis peasant knight bottom/small penised muscular noble top
>>84108806>fuck you man, you ruined itre ddit.com
A boyfriend with huge saggy low hanging balls
>>84108979nothing ever happens>bu-but IranNOTHING EVER HAPPENS>>84108970Kek that must hurt
I hate jonah and I hate jonah's chad only server for bottoms that want chad
>>84109218sharp object :D
penises aren't that great. Guys have better parts to play with
>>84108979I just wish I had a sweet boy to love through the end
I mean, sure, a penis is the only way to make your ass feel pleasure, it wouldn't be the same with a hand or a dildo. Still, they're overrated
my bf's penis will never be overrated he will be the man of the housemy tiny willy will rub and praise against his big true man cock
>>84109454silly, why focus on your bf's penis when guys potentially have a lot more to play with
>>84109388>Guys have better parts to play withsuch as??https://youtu.be/ltWUenXl-QY?t=198
>>84109487like this one feed your bf steroids if he doesn't have them
I have a tiny 6.5 inch white clitty and no bottom treats my cock like a man's cock
>>84109462because it's gona be a big point of fascination and difference of ours and something that will make me question how him being different is even possiblee
Yesterday I had my first sexual experience with a guy I met on Discord. He gave me a blowjob. I came, but my orgasm was weak the experience was uncomfortable unpleasant. I might commit to becoming a priest after that. I didnt know sex was so uncomfortable and unpleasant in real life.
>>84109956>first sexual experience >with a total stranger>uncomfortable that's like perfectly normal. Sex is uncomfortable but also very pleasant and the uncomfortable part goes away if you do it with someone you love and know
>>84110123this is what I get for being a slut I guess...
>>84108879every historic mention of gays are just pedo man/boy stuff thoughbeit
>>84110172our notion of "pedophilia" is entirely modern. abrahamic religions certainly didnt degrade pederasty because they didnt like diddybluds -- most of them sanctioned heterosexual child marriage themselves
>>84110199there isn't anything pure about an adult taking advantage of a child imo
university is such a weird place because all my professors are doing this thing where they keep adding more and more volume and complexity to compensate for students using AI, so now every class has 2-3 papers and a 75 question exam due every week, but AI use is actually not allowed and is considered cheating. so realistically a lot of students who don't even WANT to cheat are forced to do it to compete with the majority that IS cheating.>we do all our assignments online and all the quizzes are open-book because all the students kept failing whenever we would try to have a quiz in class. kinda weird cuz the online quizzes are way way harder than the classroom ones ever were and people used to pass those just fine...
>>84109388Penis is literally the best part to play with lol mao
>>84110235How do you fail an open book quizz? Are you ppl retards?
>>84110295the same way you failed to read a post that's right in front of you i supposethey're doing open book quizzes online (with access to AI) BECAUSE people were failing in class (without access to AI)
>>84110164it's not slutty to go for casual sex from time to time. All of us want some action nonnie, you and the guy you met as well. But one day, be sure to make love with a bf you care about, maybe you could get to know the discord guy better if he's a good dude
>>84110172>pedo man/boyretarded understanding of classical antiquity. society was not what it is now. it was not men luring boys into their shed and molesting them. it was (in some areas and not all) usually part of being a teenager and joining society as an adult. young boys would have older men who would teach them how to be men. that entailed some sexual contact. (keeping in mind every male went through this, and the parents know its happening. the "older guy" is like 30 and was in the same situation not that long before. including the fathers of these children) but even still, when they were younger it wasnt about sex itself as much as it was about mentorship and camaraderie, which was even more true for soldiers who actually DID have gay sex for pleasure and avoiding pregnancy. it was about men having the capacity for homosexual love and having a stronger society for it. it was the polar opposite of what homosex is nowadays. trying to imagine a teenager getting the cum fucked out of him is the exact and precise opposite of what it was, which is obviously how you understand the issue. they werent trophy twinks, or sex toys. they were respected people having a respectful relationship with an idol figure they could connect with and learn from to become adult menits also something every person was expected to outgrow. so it doesnt endorse homosexual relationships as we understand them or desire for either. it also wasnt agreed upon at any point in time whether it was fully good bad, plato famously said good things about it, only to later call it unnatural and bad. hadrian had to hide his bf, if you go further down the line to the romans. who really were socially against it. which kind of bleeds into nietzsches take of moralism over time and abrahamic religions just being the codification of 'prudish' sentiment accumulating across western minds over a long time (so blaming abrahamic religions is slightly wrong imo)
>>84109218Something may happen.... hopefully it does. It'll be good to write about.>>84109251come join and speak to us, most of us aren't that bad. >>84109419love isn't the greatest thing ever. but it's pretty damn close.
>>84110487Nothing EverHappensA sovereign State was literally bombed with no repercussions on the USA
>a second stupid take has hit the gay
>>84110473>but it was ok in the past... so it's different1!
Can a stupid GUY hit ON the gay (me)?
had that dream where i was lost and trapped in the locker room labyrinth again.you know how restrooms and locker rooms are set up in such a way that line of sight between spaces is broken up for privacy? you can't see directly into the restrooms from the hallway outside for example, they're around a corner. you can't see the toilets from the lockers or the shower from the toilets etc. everything is around a right angled turn and you can't see beyond the room you're in. something about that layout screams labyrinth to me. white tiles covering every surface, making every room look the same. where was i? was i just here? i can't tell. these tiles are still wet. something keeps turning the showers off when i leave the room. where am i? where's the way out?
>>84110577girl you dreamed about being lost in a locker room and you didn't dream about at least one hot steamy guy in it following you like a liminal space monster? Aren't you mad at your brain?
>>84110560Uhhhhh.... hey dude are you single?
>>84110556>>but it was ok in the past... so it's different1!https://voca.ro/15NXYxLJ1VFK
>tfw no merman bf
>>84110605yeah dummy. Are you dumb enough?
>>84110603i get shy about showing my body in public since it's a bit aggressive for people who aren't expecting it and i don't want to expose them to something without their consent, so i subconsciously don't want to be seen or 'caught' and i'm more worried about someone else coming in while my shirt is off than i am excited to see their penis
>>84110647>get shy about showing my body in public since it's a bit aggressive for people who aren't expecting it and i don't want to expose them to something without their consentwhat's your body like?
>>84110646nah i jut couldn't tell. sorry i didn't catch it.
>>84110675chainsaw accident
>>84110647I wasn't talking about you being naked silly, it's about the other guy(s). A hot steamy gluy trying to catch you in a locker room to prank you like fratbro style is a very sexy scenario. I guess your brain was going for a mysterious vibe for your dream, maybe it's about an experience of yours or very much related to your dislike of nakedness. Locker rooms are quite ominous places
>>84110708sorry about that nonnie :(
>>84110708I understand you feel sort of obliged to not show yourself to others for their sake, that's noble, but what happened isn't your fault. I hope one day you'll find a person you will feel comfortable showing yourself to
gay standards are too high and they hurt my feelings a lot
>>84111505Only if you're a top because bottoms have super high standards but tops have no standards at all and will fuck anything
>>84111581a top won't fuck a hairy flabby butt
>>84111645Yes they would it happens all the time even story could get laid if he actually tried to bottom
Huge hairy meow ass
>>84112224Yes I'm here what is it
DQ tendie basket for fat neet dinner, so pathetic, ect... didn't cook again.
>>84112373i don't belong in this world
>>84110404>It's not slutty to be slutty >it's not slutty to fuck strangers when you're hornyKill yourself you stupid retard. You can want to do casual sex but if you pretend it's not slutty you're lying to yourself.>>84110644You vill never fuck fishe
nothing wrong with being slutty chud
>>84110644My life would have turned such different way had I been a blonde big penised twink.
>>84110708do you have big scars from it? i wanna see...scars are so yummy
>>84111581am i weird for not having super high standards
>>84112726No, because its a tired mantra at this point. He claims no bottom wants him because his supposed 8 inch penis is 'too small'.
>>84112726You're weird for responding to a spambot troll
>>84112726No you're normal because you pretend to have normal standards when you actually have super high ones it's normal bottom etiquette
>>84112735i havent been paying attention srry>>84112738just retarded....>>84112741what would you consider average standards?
>>84112767Dating and being attracted to your looksmatch so if you're a fat disgusting slob of a mess like storyanon you shouldn't be lusting over 3ds and meow or if you were meow you shouldn't be rejecting dozens of men over discord when you're a fat mentally ill schizophrenic with a blown out diseased asshole
>>84112814im rarely on r9k and had no idea loley.y.you okay??
>>84112814I will lust over whoever I choose, you can't gatekeep my cooming.
>>84112701yea i'm basically like all might, i just need a japanese boy wonder protege with a heart of gold to tutor in the ways of self-destruction
>>84112863And you can't gatekeep me from pointing out that all bottoms are chad only whores like you you fat smelly whore>>84112857I'm not chad and therefore I can't have sex so no I am not okay because I'm not chad
Dark elf bf
>>84113011Hi can you at least post cute or handsome elfs instead of that monstrosity, monster fucker? Ok?
>>84113057Hi. He is cute and handsome and looks much better than you will ever be. Bye
>>84112873ways of self destruction? what does this mean>>84112879i would actively go for the non-chads...not even the right way to describe it or w/e but just prefer averagey i guess?penor size is like w/e to me but i do like a bossy boy which is probably more important to me than looks
>>84113319Are you a top then? because bottoms never go for average guys
>>84113326im not a top, not even close
>>84113346You should like date me and give me sex then since I'm a top and I need a bottom bf and I'm like not chad
>>84113438yeah sure like np okay lez go 100 fr fr dont hold back whats your ssn and bank acct details hope you can buy me a house too
>>84113610I have money but not that much money what country are you in though?
>>84113688ohhh i thought we were just saying silly things :p im in the us
gayceldom becoming unbearable
>>84113886I'm not in the us so we can't date sorry it's over
Some sad shit if you're all so lonely why don't you get in a big pile and have gay sex with each other?
>>84107488I've never had sex and all my drugs are prescription antipsychotics and stimulants. >>84107506I don't have a bf but I wouldn't be opposed to it Also learnt blender in my spare time. Any other artfags here?
>>84114162well fug..guess i'll just cry myself to sleep again while snuggling my blankieohhhh well
>>84114244I'm going to go sleep with my wool blanket and stuffed animals another lonely night as a sexless non chad top
Remember to piss on your boyfriend to mark your territory
https://voca.ro/1gGJLan9FxLu
>>84108799what the name nonna
where to find feminine boys who are into feet?
One anon here wets the bed his bf will be so lucky
>>84114405femboyfeet dot comjk
>>84114422NO I DID NOT, BUT SO WHAT?
>>84113214three blessings, one zesty faith
oh to be a pre-socratic philosopher where i could say the world just floated on steam and have that be regarded as gospel for a generation
I'm starting to think Toto's Africa was never good.
>>84099814it gave me a crippling master-servant fetish
>>84115428it's good music for blasting in your car on a drive
>>84115447>music for blasting in your car on a drivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDWoZ3Gg29w
>>84115486it's too whimsical. i need that raw edge.
>games i like or mods for them haven't updated>no new good porn to jork it to>not feeling productive enough to experiment in other genresbeing a consumer is rough bros.
>>84115533https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhLmgg_u29k
i miss the rains for in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>84115658>it has texture changes for the interludes with speeding arpeggios >it has that plucky synth from something like Safety Dance>my god, it even has that BWOOWWW sound effect
>>84114237this a yaoi I'd watch. But Batman should be skinnier
>>84115713Does this work for you Anon?
>>84114237go on then, show us your work. i didnt expect you to fumble this by replying a full day late btw
>>84115854>fumbleIt is what it is>show I usually might, eventually...
https://voca.ro/1hT2Yr7VvaB4
>>84115711bro it's just a cat
>>84115806no, first art is just perfect. Make Clark nerdier and bigger and Bruce skinnier
>>84115881actual 3d tho or one of the other dozens of things you can do in blender like grease pencil, vfx, etc
>>84115916Like 3d renders and textures. I don't model cause it's too hard for my small brain.
>>84114369Bunnymutt not everyone is into that
good night all my r9gay niggas
Having a gay boyfriend as an asocial solitary confinement gay type. how?
Heavy rain, basement flooding time once again. How nice.
i'll flood your basement story and you'll feel nice after
I've always been into cool ojisan characters ever since I was younger and wished to evolve into one once I aged but now I'm pushing 30s and I am starting to look like a lame old decrepit man unlike the cool ojisans I love ...
oh ogd i wish I had a TheApostle boyfriend...
Is it normal to wanna do basically most of the feminine stuff in a relationship without actually feeling/dressing/acting like a girl? I just don't know how to put it into words exactly, so I'll try, but I see it online a lot and it's caused me conflict with friends.When it comes to my relationship with my fiance (idk why this board doesn't let me type the accent aigu), I mainly do all the wifely duties. He works hard and rakes in way more money than I do with my parttime restaurant job. I do all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc. When it comes to family, I have that type of motherly vibe. Loved to care for my younger twin siblings. Would love to care for my future child(ren). Physically, I'm small and slender. I'm a bit more emotionally sensitive, and although my fiance also has a soft side, he's still got some rough edges. Especially when we're in his home country. Anybody can see from the outside that it appears as if I'm the woman in the relationship... But despite all these things I don't feel feminine at all. I don't have any wish to troon out. I'm quite happy with my dick. I fuck my fiance as often as he fucks me. We have playfights. I laugh at his farts. Don't mind getting dirty. Laugh obnoxiously loud and trashtalk when drunk, I love my hoodies and I hate girly clothes, etc. etc. etc... Even tried some CD/RP with my man, but it didn't make me feel anything. Yet so many gay guys keep trying to push this image onto me that I should be a femboy, take HRT and that kinda stuff. Anybody here with experience on this topic? I've even lost a friendship over this because he was obviously fetishising me. Which was already not okay in the first place because I'm already engaged and in the second place because he's trying to turn me into something I'm not. Yet now a second gay friend has started about this and I feel like I'm gonna lose my marbles if a third person brings it up!!! I'm NOT a girl! I'm a boy!
>>84118213youre just an uke
tranny threads belong on /lgbt/ go back there >>>/lgbt/
>>84118459It's not a tranny thread despite occasional freak coming here and there. i rather be here, the board you mentioned is filled with trannies and biscum and whores
>>84118663> biscumBi guys aren't scum. Bi guys ending up with women is often times a result of a lack of gay guys not willing to offer them the same. I'm as bi as they come and I would have been perfectly fine with getting a kid through a surrogate mother. I explicitly told my ex-bf that. I mentioned it a few times during the relationship. Then after 2 years of dating I asked him if he needed time before we got engaged/married and get kids. I was ready to propose right then and there if he said he was already ready. Instead he just shrugged and said "I don't think I'll ever want children and marriage doesn't mean that much to me". Left him right then and there and I'm now with a girl who is much more future-oriented. Now he's lamenting that he was right that bi people just turn straight and can't be trusted. He could have had me, but he refused to listen.
Has anyone tried furry dating? Tempted to make an account but it wants my phone number :(
>>84118853yes but my dating pool has just been 4chan furfag generals so probably not too culturally similar to normalfag furapps
>>84118836you should have dated me instead anony i want nothing more than to be married and have children :(
>>84118870>4chan furfag generalsAre these in /trash/? I never really interacted with them outside of 4chan tbhdesuAlso I'm kinda scared because last time I caught feelings for a furry, it took me a year to move on after we split up
>>84118836Amazing reddit story, thank you for that delusional mess
>>84118899/trash/ has been my goto, yeah. the more discussion-focused generals are preferable to the porndumps, naturally. >it took me a year to move on after we split uplol, happened to me once as well. it seems like a normal part of relationships to have that one which takes you a long time to get over. I suppose accepting that emotionally there will be pain and doing it anyway as you're wanting to do is the right path.
>>84118921Sorry for asking so many questions but you got me curious. Do you trade discords there? How do you deal with distance? Did you ever meet up irl? I'm kinda an incel so I'm very inexperienced with this.
>>84112433>You vill never fuck fisheFuck you. FUCK you, I KNOW it's not possible, but I can dream, goddammit.
>>84118977it is ok anon>do you trade discordsi've been out of the market for awhile; but when I did, it'd usually just be offering to talk more offsite after a nice chat with someone prospective, usually through discord or perhaps even a discreet email to then share a discord tag. there's also tagmaps, though i find those are hit or miss as any one that's been up for a while probably has a lot of abandoned tags.>how do you deal with distance? by limiting the acceptable distance you're willing to make an LDR work. unless you have the income to afford continental hops (which will be anywhere from 800-1500 USD depending on season, NOT including housing or costs during stay plus loss of income if you don't get time off), i'd keep it within your own continent.>did you ever meet up IRLplenty of times, and have even moved in together. all the more awkward then when it doesn't work out and you have to move back out! but that's life haha
>>84118879I genuinely hope you find a man who does too>>84118900Nothing delusional about it. I guess this is exactly your issue. Someone tells you something serious and you simply don't believe it because it doesn't suit you. And then, when it comes to a conflict, they leave you. I should hook you up with my ex, two peas in a pod. He also kept thinking I wasn't serious about wanting kids. That I was just painting some ydillic picture. You wouldn't need to call people scum if you just took the time to listen and learn. Basic human communication.
>>84119057Thanks for answering my questions anon. <3It's nice to hear that you eventually moved in with some even if it didn't work. I suppose people are more serious in there than I thought.The guy I caught feelings for moved from America back to their home in Argentina. When I realised a trip would be like 1.5k euros and 20+ hours one way, I had to cut my losses, but it was so painful. I thought they were gonna be my first, having cute dates in Buenos Aires.
>>84119137>I suppose people are more serious in there than I thought.the best way I can put it is that they're just people, as on every other board or website. you'll have the lusty noncommital types all the way to the almost subservient loyal types and everything outside of that and inbetween (though there are some more common trends like most people i've spoken with leaning more towards being a bit neurotic/skittish and insecure, as is 4chan nature). if you do seriously consider using this site for prospective partners, it will be an endeavor to wrangle them offsite; so prepare to be proactive in that regard. desu it's the only way I could ever imagine doing it (though I hope I won't have to again), but I also think there's just merit in also at least looking at the Hue-Route(tm) and seeing what local furry groups there are or apps as you mentioned (going back to people being people anywhere). I reject Hue's idea you can't find success in an LDR, but I do agree it does come with its own challenges. but I am rambling.>I thought they were gonna be my first, having cute dates in Buenos Aires.sorry, anon, that sucks. I had a crush on this brazilian guy when I was early on in my gayventures and before I'd had a more proper idea on what was/wasn't realistic, and having this super awesome guy be half a world apart is always so brutal haha. the frustration of being pent up (in more than one way) can make you explode! but there's awesome guys all over the planet; so as awful as it is to not be able to give your love to one you've already singled out (and probably wants to reciprocate it), keeping your heart open for something more realistic must be done...
>>84119063Yeah yeah, that did happen despite this post being 41% unoriginal. If you wanna go there let's peek at this piece of imagination and noticed some funny things, first on which would be you being a straight guy posting here despite being in happy heterosexual relationship which is already seems unlikely. Second, you deciding that it's time to have kids after being together for just 2 years which is no way a real human would think is enough, especially if you want kids through surrogacy as it ain't cheap. Third, you immediately dumping him after telling you he didn't want to go with your crazy selfish plan, which he could ponder on longer and changing his mind, and you just as quickly dropping him for a bitch that is okay with it because it's something usual for straight couples to go with and not an unusual thing or a luxury. Ultimately you've proven yourself to be a scum that would drop men for women if your goals or fantasies doesn't allign with their plans, which proves how scummy and solipsistic, uncommunicative and unrelatable prison gays/biscum are when it comes to dating, if we believe this cautionary tale. But thank you for sharing a piece of wisdom and entertainment
>>84119246>most people i've spoken with leaning more towards being a bit neurotic/skittish and insecure, as is 4chan natureSadly, that sounds a lot like me>seeing what local furry groups there are or apps as you mentionedIt's really tempting. I'm only concerned since I don't really have a presence in the community. And I'm also quite self-conscious since I don't do art nor have good social skills, but it'd be nice to be in a new friend group.>having this super awesome guy be half a world apart is always so brutal hahaIt really is. Glad to know I'm not the only one who had to endure this.
>>84119309>Sadly, that sounds a lot like meit's not necessarily a bad thing if you do your best to not let it get in the way of engaging with others. transparency also helps so the other party knows what to expect. some even find it endearing (though I imagine how it manifests plays a part in that)>I'm only concerned since I don't really have a presence in the communitya new face is always interesting, especially for what *should* be an inclusive group. you're not the only one looking for love, and a new fish is a potential opportunity for them as much as it is you. as normie-ish as it sounds, putting on a smile and being agreeable/excited (within reason) will help a lot in breaking the ice and showing people you're a welcome addition, even if you're going into being unsure of feeling accepted. that's helped with the groups i've had to enmesh myself in, at least. but you sound like you'd do fine, as just being likeminded of the community you're joining is more important than practicing art or being the most socialable. I believe in you, anon!
>>84119063>time to listen and learn. Basic human communication.of which you yourself lack. larping as a perspective maximalist/appreciator while spending more time defending your own ego at the expense of appreciating that homosexuals have the same desire to obtain eros as heterosexuals do - because you personally had a bad experience, which is ultimately your own fault. this is ironically exactly why bisexuals get called scum. because you can only selfishly interpret your own role in a relationship. no soul; only physical needs. your sexual choices are not made on the grounds of pure unadulterated love, but convenience. bisexuals go after functionality, not a higher love for the soul of the person theyre with. this is why homosexual men and heterosexual women have both independently come to place a unspoken social/sexual sanction against you. its in your nature. everyone understands this besides you.
woah those are A lot of text walls chuddies. maybe pump the brakes a bit and relax? You guys doing fine? Im bummed out cause I possibly fuked up the first application to a university that was prolly gonna be my first pick.
rare pxl W moment
>>84119309>>84119374YWNBAA, faggots
>>84119745i got that dog in me thougheverbeit
>>84119732nursing assistant by your sidenow replace every s with n
I want a bf but I'm likely autistic and don't know how to talk to people so it just always turns into a conversation. Has anyone had any luck with an app or club or something
cogito ergo cum>comment was not originalFUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK I THOUGHT I WAS SO CLEVETRFUUUUCKKK!!!!
>>84095200the problem with this chart is that the final step on either side of the demiurgic divide has no organisation, they either are actual genuine archons working for the demiurge or magicans of such potency they only half exist
>>84118213It's not ok to post about your relationship here and your post is pxlpilled
>>84118996Your penis vill never enter ze fishe. Ze fishe vill remain unfucked as all you can zo iz zerk off to fishe fanfix.
>>84118213Like you said, they're just fetishizing you. You're doing what you should by setting the boundary you don't like it and as friends they should respect it.
>>84119887>so it just always turns into a conversation.this is not a bad thing unless you mean any chatting turns into a conversation on your autism as you're stumbling in normal convo
>>84119137Next time try finding your local bulldog, or maybe a sheep if you're into that
>>84120031Stop trying to get anons into fucking animals.
>>84119261> 41% unoriginalOddly quantified, based on nothing> straight guy posting hereI'm bi. I still enjoy bi things. It's not that one side of you disappears completely. I'm just surfing various boards and threads.> Second, you deciding that it's time to have kids after being together for just 2 years which is no way a real human would think is enoughHow so? I did not say that it was time to start right away, but two years in you should be having serious plans about future prospects. I asked him how many time he think he would need to get engaged, married and starting to have kids.> especially if you want kids through surrogacy as it ain't cheapFirst 3 attempts are fully covered in my country plus I got some old money. Nothing boastworthy but enough to have a buffer. Not everybody is American.> Third, you immediately dumping him after telling youAgain shows that you cannot communicate. In the span of two years I was clearly expressing my future wishes, wishes that didn't align with his and he never showed any signs of him going to opposite way. Despite always having had his path in mind.> men for womenDoesn't have anything to do with gender. Would have dropped a woman who doesn't want kids for a man open to surrogacy any time of the day. It just so happens that more women than gays want kids.> if your goals or fantasies doesn't allign with their plansThis is exactly why it would be unrealistic to be in a relationship with you. Core values and future plans like whether you do or don't want children have to align. He had already wasted 2 of my years and I wasn't gonna spend 2 more to figure things out. My time on this earth is limited. You start measuring the time between him saying no and me breaking up with him. You should start the clock the moment I told him I want children later in life. Which already happened in the first few dates. He had 2 years to "ponder". He had ample opportunity to let me change his mind or let him change mine.
>>84119261Just never date a breeder. Wanting to have kids is a big red flag.
>>84120054I don't think those two need any convincing to be honest. I wouldn't trust them around any pets. Maybe they could organize a wolf hunting party but instead of killing a wolf they take turns fucking it?
>>84119406Except that in all your pretentious tantrum you forgot one thing: I did give him the chance to communicate. For two years. He did not. He had the opportunity to voice his needs, he did not. My choices are based on love. I want a loving family with the person that I love. If you love someone but your goals don't align and the difference is too big, then you can hopelessly try to bridge that gap by ending all your dreams just to be with them. That is not love, that is desperate simping. It would not be any more okay for me to force him to have children than it would be for him to force me to have a childless life. Thus, our compatibility drove us apart. If he had communicated that earlier, we would have both saved a lot of time and hurt.
>>84119732Shut the fuck up minor, I agree but you have no place to speak. Fuck off to your daycare
>>84120082>Maybe they could organize a wolf hunting party but instead of killing a wolf they take turns fucking it?bro i can tell you're typing with one hand saying shit like this
>>84120148I'm holding my drink with the other, how did you know? Now kill yo self animal fucker
>>84120154>Now kill yo self animal fuckeryou are the only one going into detail about fucking animals.
>>84120066You know I could have easily said that I'd never do that and it's a waste of time yaaaas queen but I still have something in me that says "No, even in the room of 100 there still can be one that is a decent person", I'm just more disappointed that most of them come in here hot and pretentious, with big heads full of gas and that they themselves keep proving what I fear in them and don't want to be a objectively real, it's like putting your remaining beliefs against the logical conclusions and rationalityIn fact Idek why am I kinda offended on their behalf when it has nothing to do with me, it's almost like they're blind to their own mistakes and I want to have good faith in them when it has nothing to do with me personally
>>84120170I didn't go into details and I'm not the one posting furshit or wanting to fuck animals like you two sickos are. Thi is a gay thread not animalfucker thread. Cope about your bestiality somewhere else but your sexuality is literally a crime as it should be. Perhaps hue would defend you based on le shared struggle opposing the evil heterosexuality but no sane person aligns himself with animal fuckers.
>>84120196it was some detail bro and you literally were talking about fucking animals. i'm completely outside the realm of any other discussion or questioning i just feel the need to reiterate that.
>>84120125Im 20 took a gap year. basically an unc atp never been more over desu.>>84119829Must be tuff, wishing you the best
>>84120031>>84119745>>84120082>>84120196You guys are so weird
>>84120217I wouldn't call a one sentence scenario detailed, it's just a joke set up for something people like that would actually do and maybe already did. Cool, if you're not one of the two freaks you can take your observation and stick it inside your loose ass and stop responding to me.
>>84120240>You guys are so weird>said the furry faggotdont (you) me nigger. YWNBAA
>>84120286I'm not an animal? Damn that's crazy. Thanks for the heads up.
>>84120302>I'm not an animal? Damn that's craACKKK
desu it would be exhausting being so mean all the time. apply some whimsy into your life
>>84120320Did a furry break your heart or something?
i wake up everyday and i don't want it that way
>>84120384So ture.
>>84120384>i wake
>>84120359>Did a furry breACKKK
>>84120384https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCgbackdoor boy
if i start posting here will i get bullied...
>>84120537yes, but there are also nice people here :).
>>84120537*Bullies you* oops sorry ehe
>>84120065>I'm straight. I still enjoy straggot things. It's not that one side of you disappears completely. Given that you've proudly dropped a guy for the first available bitch you've come across it's pretty much clear which side you've chosen to still exist. Just like other 90% of "bi" "men">I'm just surfing various boards and threads.Surf away>First 3 attempts are fully covered in my countryQuick search literally says there's no such country that allows this at least for same-sex couples>Again shows that you cannot communicateYou forgot that there's no reason to communicate with you. You are a straight man, in a gay thread, boasting about how nice it is being together with a woman now that you're delusions of sexual grandeur have vanished. You've also made yourself a fool three times already and giving you time to speak won't change anything, you'll still gonna act stuck up and hypocritical>I was clearly expressing my future wishes, wishes that didn't align with hisExactly. You're trying to pass this information out as if you were in love in him, yet his usefulness ran out when your wishes, that once again he could have been okay with later in life, haven't been fulfilled instantly. Your love is conditional, you didn't love him for what he is a person, you loved the vision you've painted yourself of you with him as a sidekick with no free will>Doesn't have anything to do with gender. Would have dropped a woman who doesn't want kids for a manSure, as if that would happen. Another mantra that overwhelming majority of straggots repeat to themselves yet somehow they end up in heterosexual marriages>This is exactly why it would be unrealistic to be in a relationship with you.Gladly I'm not trying to be in any relationship with you and never would have been, nor would I treat other people like you or be with people of your kind>My time on this earth is limitedGreat, I hope it runs out prematurely. Ultimately your bf was right in his actions and words
Leipzig:>"When I have done something, I forget about it almost completely in a few months; and rather than hunt for it among a chaos of sheets [...] I start the work all over again."he's so me ong frfr (for real)
>>84120568>>84120574I want to make friends and have people who recognize me. Should I just set a name in name field or something?
>>84120632We don't need more namefags for the love of god don't do it If you want to be recognized just autistically bring up same topics every post like other schizos do
>>84120632Part of the fun is being anonymous. Also watch out for >>84120606 he's been on a rampage lately.
>>84120669>>84120606I swear only time this thread is active is when faggots are arguing
>>84120384>>84120476lamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUX1ixY2mI
>>84120730i like when anons talk through their problems instead :3
>>84120669>>84120730I'll be sitting quiet and post cute stuff later
>>84120669mean anons should be sprayed with a bottle until they behave
later never comes, and >>84120730 wont help that fact either
>>84120758we're all adults, or atleast should be. >>84120762No, POST IT NOW! I want CUTE STUFFF.>>84120782Pointless arguments are not my forte. I try to be a good boy on this thread
alolan_dad_gets_hole_broken_by_inceneroar_in_kalos.m4a
>>84120606It's just funny seeing you have multiple meltdowns and deliberately misinterpret and even deny parts of what I have to say simply because you cannot otherwise get your point across. I respect his free will, which is exactly why I let him go. He used his free will to decide not to want children and he used his free will to hide this crucial info for two years (which you casually keep ignoring). I used my free will to separate from that. You would've rather seen that my free will got violated and that I would've been kept in relationship that wouldn't go anywhere, only to violate his free will by having me constantly trying to change his mind with him knowing it will come to an end if he doesn't. And then you get the post-break-up situation where suddenly, after two years of not wanting it and not saying anything, he was like "please take me back, I'll change, I will have kids". You know how shitty that would end up? We would both know that he didn't want them and only agreed to have them out of desperation. It's why I needed a partner who truly has the same wishes for the future out of her own free will. Not because she felt pressured to. Whether you'll have a big garden or whether you adopt a dog is stuff you can change your mind about for the sake of your partner. But one wanting children and the other not is on the same level of monogamy and polygamy conflicting. It will end up with one partner trading in a core part of their wishes for the other.
>>84120840>Pointless arguments are not my forte. I try to be a good boy on this threadokay but you cant have your cake and eat it too. if its dead, nobody, including you, is posting. until arguments become main stage. so you cant take credit for being a good poster if youre only a "good" poster(posting at all) during times of arguments in the tread. its just retarded to have threads die and then people want to pretend like theyre saints for not arguing. youre not a model citizen of the gay if you make no conversation otherwise
""straight"" anons who post in this thread be like
Shut up binigger I don't care what you think about what I've said and what you think I went through in your projecting head, you still don't belong, don't make sense, don't value gay relationships and obviously have to put women on pedestal and whine about men just like the straggot you are, you'll obviously only gonna post about me me me and your hetero drama and I don't wanna hear from you you you ever againDie already and let me do my nightly boyfriend rituals in peace
>>84120880Im not arguing with you as per my previous statement, have my GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PjvovgJr0A
frozen pizza for dinner again, at least it isn't fast food. oh and I went to the doctor today and according to my a1c I am no longer prediabetic. I'm not sure what changed since I haven't done anything different but I'm not questioning it (though it is within the margin of error for the test)
>>84120930What are your nighty boyfriend rituals bishit hater nonny?
stop making me older
I'm so fathetic I'm not just fat but also pathetic pity me
>>84121020unf unless you're story then ugh
I also have not gained any weight either, right at 295lbs where I was last time.
>>84121020post your huge ass fatggott
thread is dead, never been more gayver. Billions must fuck women. maybe trillions
>>84121016Fluffing the pillow, making my bed, airing the room out until it's COLD, drinking water because it induces lucid dreams, eating my vitamins and fiber, spreading vitamic c and snails' poop on my face, looking away from yellow screen light. Calling out to my cute self and manifesting a boyfrien, sometimes it works while I sleep
Am I the only one who likes a warm room and a thin blanket instead of a cold/cool room and heavier blankets?
>>84121150I feel naturally cold, perhaps due to lifelong poor circulation, so I usually need to wear plenty of layers or have the heating on to not feel chilled.
>>84120854arcanine takis iykyk
>tfw sleep with tons of blankets when going to be but my morning I will have kicked them all off except maybe one.
>>84120008No I meant I'm like overly formal I guess and when I try to flirt it gets ignored. I try to avoid infodumping, oversharing, or that thing autism makes you do where to sympathize you grab a story in your life similar to theirs and tell them to relate to them
Back when I had a semblance of normalcy in me, when I was just turning into a failed normie/gaycel, one of the guys I was crushing on and spend time with had naturally cold body parts, at least hands and feet, probably because he was fit his whole life. One of the nice things was taking his hands and warming it up, I loved how bony and frigid and dense his hands always were, even when we were having seasonal flus side by side.
First anon to respond to this decides if I shave my body or not.
I edated a furry from /soc/ once. I don't really want to stigmatize mental health but a lot of furries are usually either autistic or a cluster B with Jack black personality disorder
>>84121229wouldn't a fit guy with good circulation/heart health have warm hands vs us pale autists are always cold?
>>84121222>that thing autism makes you do where to sympathize you grab a story in your life similar to theirs and tell them to relate to themis that autistic? I just assumed it was a way to show you have common ground with someone. how do you try to flirt? just compliments?
>>84121239shaved/trimmed is superior
>>84121139I know you're gay but you don't have to rub poop on your face to prove it
>>84121256>is that autistic? I just assumed it was a way to show you have common ground with someone.I assumed so too. But apparently Normans interpret this as trying to one up them. >how do you try to flirt? just compliments?I made a off hand joke once to test the waters "maybe we should get together and do x sometime haha" then he ignored that so I gave it a day or two then I said he was cute. He ignored that as well. Didn't reciprocate anything. Then ghosted. I asked if my messages were too long and said to let me know if it was too much. Maybe it was a woman larping as a guy
>>84121256to normies that just makes you seem self-centered and trying to direct attention to yourself. Its why normies think autists are narcissistic or self-absorbed.
>>84121252I don't know how human body works, fit have slower heartbeat, I assume his body was good at regulating temperatures, but his hands were cold to touch, which is relative to my own's temperature.
>>84121244Yeah this seems accurate. Granted I've not actually dated any of them, but I've had some that wanted to be my bf and I declined.
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>>84121290>>84121298yeah, that is true. it's why I often preface such things with variations of "not to make it about me". >>84121290>He ignored that as welldesu it seems to me he just wasn't interested than 'ignoring it' - the distinction being that your flirtations could have been ace and they still would have landed flat to someone who, presumably, wasn't seeing you as romantically/sexually viable.
>>84121298Yeah and that's just one thing. They like being passive aggressive and indirect too. Don't mean passive aggressive in a bad way. I know nts don't do this consciously. That's the whole point. It is automatic for Normans. Like think about how you walk or breathe it isn't something that needs to be routed through your thalamus to your working memory Being autistic is like driving on manual with the seatbelt chime going off 3 kids in the back seat screaming for happy meals and a gps and a passenger giving me two different directions neither of which are correct. Then you get to the road you always take and it's blocked off and you have cars behind you beeping at you and flipping you off. That episode where Marge Simpson has a nervous breakdown is the best example I can think of. They also see conversations differently as a back and forth. Like... You're not supposed to tell them everything at once. You have a bunch of small talk which is like how computer networking works hello(ack) > hello(ack), how are you?(Sync request). And they have a buffer of like 10% of the length of their message so like if they give you new information you shouldn't respond with more then 10% new information.Anyways that's how I understand it
I have learned to mask that part of 'tism fairly well. I just keep my mouth shut. I'd rather aloof and cold than anything else.
>>84121396same. people at my job think i'm alright, but know i'm not a talker and therefore leave me alone mostly. for the best as i genuinely can't string more than a few sentences without going stutter mode
goth/emo boys, yes or no for you?
>>84121229You were warming up his feet too humble bragging slut
>>84121692If he is actively cutting no. But scars are hot. Also has to be a bottom.
>>84121692Of course yes, who would be against that? Bad taste fags if course
>tfw no emo top bf
Fear, what happens on Earth stays on EarthAnd I can't take these feelings with me, so hopefully, they disperse
I'm getting nervous normally my packages take only a few hours to clear customs this one has already been there for 12 hours straight. I don't know what the Chinese put in my thing but if they're shipping me illegal stuff that's on them not me
working when sick sucks
>>84121911Nah customs is just wrecking your stuff like they always do. I think they enjoy destroying packages.
just found out the dumbest kid i went to highschool with became a special forces parachute rigger and then a brazillian professional football player fml
>>84122093>dumbest kid became brazilianchecks out
How do I get a golden retriever bf who will top me in bed, hold me at night, and just generally be nice to me? Recent late blooming gay here, I am not complicated, just looking for a big loveable dope to snuggle up with and kiss.
>>84122461what you're describing is just a normal fag relationship. so find a faggot and then fuck him. faggot.
all these walls of text about surrogacymaybe tonight is the night i stop procrastinating on looking into sperm donation and breeding reddits... i expect ropefuel
>>84122522Is that all it takes? Everyone in this thread makes it sound a lot more complex and fraught than that. Happy to hear its actually straightforward
>>84122577good luck finding it holmes
sombr - back to being friends, but someone is sleeping on the car horn the whole time
hello anons im gonna go to the hospital for my heart, i'll report back when im home ^^
>>84123000gl ANON GL
>>84123000>hello anons im gonna go to the hospital for my heart, i'll report back when im home ^^dont die btw
>>84122577that's because it's hard finding one for us, if you're a well adjusted gay normie with a beautiful face and beautiful body, nice personality, good disposition you'll get a loving gay bf>>84123000good luck i hope it's nothing serious
>tfw no neet gamer bf
I got cum on my glasses>>84121959work generally sucks
if i gotta slap a pussy ass nigger i'mma make it look sexy>>84123682This happened to me once while trying to do a cumshot. Never tried it since...
>>84123000pls don't die. Good luck doe.
>>84123863post bbc and bbh
>>84123030>>84123055>>84123501>>84123863thanks everyone for the kind words, things are fine! i have 4 stickers with wires attached to my body and they're connected to the monitor itself. it feels very uncomfortable i can't lie ^^''
>>84124120was it regular check up or do you have something serious going with your heart?
>>84124120cardiac stress test/long term heart monitoring? Mom and grandma both had that done.
>>84122666Appreciate it anon, nice trips>>84123501What happens to all of the gays with closer to average traits? Are they allowed to talk to each other and pair off, or do they all just stay home wishing they were hot and effortlessly charning?
PS3 era was so good, I knew it. Was much fun emulating the games despite emu crashing few times which made me unable to complete splatterhouse (a very fun game despite peak late 00s over the top edgy cringe plot). Now I only have astrobot and that new god of war metroidvania game to play when it comes to ps exclusives but I'm not getting a PS5 just for that. GoW probably sucks anyway. What I will get this month is a switch2 tho which is a much better investment.
>>84124602i was really just sharing my perspective, average guys are cute and those who feel like they are not even average can be cute too. to rephrase, most guys are more appealing than they realize and are unaware and don't know they have features i would want to embrase and can find other guys that can easily love them and adore themwhen it comes to my situation i can only stay cooped in my room, wishing i was pretty and charming and charismatic and could, longing for the experiences they share, charming each other and falling in love being pretty
I have lowkirkually moved to lolcow since 4chan started dying
>>84124679I completely agree with you in terms of appreciating average looking guys. I find myself checking them out more than obviously hot ones. A slightly pudgy guy with friendly brown eyes and a nice smile is chefs kiss IMOI'm sorry you are stuck at home for whatever reason. Do you have bad social anxiety or something? I hope you can eventually get out and find some version of the experiences you've been pining for :)
>>84124803thats my big board nigga, its 6-0 nigga, dead imageboards nigga
>>84124516the monitor is a little part of a big evaluation we're doing, i've been having heart palpitations and pains for a little while now. we made some ultrasounds but those looked to be alright, so now the cardiologist gave me one of these little machines to track me throughout the day ^^>>84124582it's luckily short term, it'll be on me for a day and if there are no irregularities then i don't need to have a follow up. sorry to hear about your mum and nan, anon :( i hope they're doing okay
>>84124998Oh they've both passed away. I have no family now but thanks anyway.
>>84124818i don't have a social anxiety, i just find leaving the house when i don't have to a stupid and unfair activity looking the way i look, stupid and ugly and I don't want people look at me at all unless they have to interract with me i appreciate your kind words but i've been digesting and making peace with the fact that i'll never be happy or in a relationship and my appearance is not the sole reason for it, i'm also too old and jaded for sudden spark of love at this point>>84124998i guess i wasn't reading well and thought you're nervous because you've never had ultrasound before. it's cool that now you have a smart trinket that can prevent you from missing signs of your heart issues if you've gotten any, i didn't know they could do that
>>84125230Fair enough OP, I obviously don't know your situation, so I don't want to gas you up with generic encouragement that might not actually work for you. I've got enough going for me that I'm confident I'll be able to find my good boy even getting a late start. I hope you do find love, or have some other form of meaning and contentment in your life. <3
>>84125114ah im really sorry to hear that :( are you storyanon?>>84125230it's no problem ^^ it was my first ultrasound and it was a bit scary, but it's all for a good cause. and yes indeed :) it should be helpful
>>84125520yup, and my mom did the same thing you are doing. Gave her a phone like device that kept a reading on her heart through some pads. They kept it on there for about a couple days I think. In her case it was to better track her afib.
>>84125532my condolences fren, i can't imagine what it's like. blehh now im a little concerned, i hope i don't die
>>84125590You'll probably be fine, she didn't die of her heart problem, she had pneumonia we didn't know about.
rate this cutie
>>84124662Idk man I had a fat one with fifa09 and now I have a super slim. Havent touched a more modern console. Just get games from flea market or a reseller. I agree it's prolly the best gen for games. Certainly the best God of War ever was, alongside other games like CoD, Killzone or MGS.It and the DS are my heart tbf. They keep me going sometimes. Dream of playing picross with fbf.
anyone want to spiritually nap with me? I'm very eepy this afternoon.
>>84126756i would but im actual stuff of nightmares
>>84126756I've got a video interview, but you can rest your head in my lap offscreen if you'd like. Hope you better either way :)
Leon aSs. Kennedy
Though my blood tests do say my fatty liver is progressing because my diet, I say as I prepare for a McDonalds run for dinner. Everything I eat is fatty and no good for me. I won't change and I won't try new foods.
Bring out the olives!
>>84127770>leon would rather go prison gay than fuck claire
>>84119904what does this even mean? they have no physical organization/dissemination/membership or they arent even real? this can be interpreted in so many ways
>tfw no emotional support twink bf
>>84128577Nice dubs. Need a cuddle and a bj anon? :3
I need an emotional support bear, I'm the twink.
I need an emotional support average man who's not obsessed over a particular type
wow anon gets a baddie just for feelsposting about it but when i feelspost i get SQUAT
decided to cook some chicken instead, yay... only because if I didn't I'd have to throw it away. I'm so tired all the time, I wish I had even a tiny bit of energy.
start squatting on horse dildos fatass
Maybe I should start using my pedals again, I haven't for about 2-3 months. I just got out of the habit.
>>84128342he is gay. Leon doesn't want to risk their lives after Luis Sera tragic end
I have never played a single RE game ever. I don't understand the hyper around it.
>>84128931>I don't understand the hyper around itsame i hate hyper porn it's so icky. biggest you can draw a dick before it gets too weird is like 10 inches like there's SOME 10 inch dicks out there so it's not unrealistic anymore though and it starts to become offputting
>>84128614>>84128641>>84128708Offer for a bj and a cuddle is open to any of you. I just like making sad gay boys feel better :)
>>84129056cool can I see your penis
>>84129068Sure! Can I see your's?
Not a bad pp, I would suck it.
>>84129141Thank you anon, I appreciate it :) I posted a few more photos in a recent dick rate thread on soc if you want more. I wrote some smut along with it if that's your thing.
>>84129114nice penis anon
>>84129162measurements? looks kinda around the size of mine.
>>84129186Thanks, glad you like it! :D I'm fond of it myself :p>>84129227It's been a while since I've measured but between 5-5 1/2 inches. Don't think I've ever checked diameter, but my last gf said it was on the girthy side of the penises she had encountered. Guys I've been with have never complained either ;)
>my last gfnevermind, at least you ruined it just in time
>>84129307no, no, he means gf (male)
>>84129307lol no bi guys? I like men more if that matters, but no worries if it's a deal breaker. I understand girl cooties are highly transmissible :p
How can bottoms insult me for having a small 6.5 inch penis and then also compliment someone for having a fuck ugly one like that it's like bottoms hate me and my penis just for existing
>>84129336>fuck ugly one like thatit's not very flattering to put people down like that ALSO it's a nice penis with a cute pre bead. post yours if it's so great lest you be known as a big fat pussy
>>84129336youre just a loser faggot desu
>>84129336I thought your 'small' penis was 8 inches cuckbot? Were you exaggerating?
>>84129368Not by much. He posted it last year, it was 7.5 and cute.
>>84129368This is chudbot not a cuck and I never said it was 8 inches I said that 8 inches was the average penis length>>84129376I've never posted my benson actually
>>84129336Hey anon, that's my fuck ugly penis. That's okay if you feel that way, but going by the rest of your post I think you might be speaking out of frustration. For what it's worth I generally opt for bottoming, and 6.5 inches or smaller is my preference. I don't like getting totally reamed out most of the time :oI agree with the anon who replied to you though, a picture is worth a thousand words of angry griping :p>>84129354Thank you anon, I appreciate you defending me and my penis. Who say's chivalry is dead? :D
>>84129382I have it saved, don't lie. It's okay.
>>84129114if it wasn't so veiny, not that it is super veiny, it would look basically identical to mine same size according to your other post, and probably same girth then too
>>84129464I'd love to see a picture if you feel like sharing! It'd be fun to rub them together a bit, don't you think? Plus if we're actually size twins we could blow each other and get a pretty good idea of what it's felt like for the boys who've sucked each of us off in the past. Get a firsthand (firstmouth?) feel for what blowing our own cocks is like. How's that sound to you?
One more little closeup for anyone interested
how can i identify gay bottoms in public
>>84129398You saved someone else's dick and imagine that it's mine that's kinda weird>>84129610Why is it so wrinkly and dried out looking it's fuckin nasty
>>84129624I sometimes look at it and indeed imagine it is yours, I cute soft and sleek big dick of a shy timid and obnoxious guy that needs someone to prove how nice he can sometimes be when he needs to cum few times a day due to his hyperspermia owo
>>84129624Hmm I dunno, I'd been jerking it for a while for a friendly anon I was chatting with, maybe something to do with that? I worked a fair amount of Vaseline and spit into the skin at that point :pAre you always this friendly to the other anons here, or am I getting some special treatment from you?
>>84129647I was considering catboxing my actual dick but you just made me realize me that's probably not a good idea with the amount of people here that are into stalking I don't need more gangstalkers
>>84129690its keratinization; happens to every cut penis. the head of the penis is not meant to scrape fabric 24/7 365 decade over decade. so a layer of keratin forms. penises just do that. you can reverse it if it bothers you by restoring foreskin or buying product that you can use as a fake foreskin which will usually help. also dont engage him, hes pathetic retard
>>84129748You'll always find a reason, don't put the blame on me. You wanted a boyfriend and yet you call the closest you have here a stalker.
ive come to the conclusion that everyone who uses the word twink or femboy on 4chan is a delusional prison gay who saw one too many astolfo porns
>>84129690>>84129762i doubt your ego needs this, but you shouldnt be bothered by bullying from this. its something every adult man whos been cut since birth has to some degree. which means most american men, who are most posters. and its as out of your control as anything from birth. nobody is immune en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin
>>84129762Thanks for the info! I don't really have a problem with it, but I'll keep your advice in mind in case I change my mind at some point. Is fabric softness/material a factor at all? I was thinking of replacing most of my underwear soon anyway. It seems like you probably have an informed opinion on the subject, so I'd be happy to get any input you might care to offer.
>>84129826You would be correct. But what's wrong with twinks if they're not trying to be trannies, just slim men?
>>84129775If you're the closest thing I have are you a femboy or a twink?
>>84129840You're right, the bullying doesn't bother me, but I really do appreciate your concern and the information :) I'm always happy to learn tips for better self care and bodily upkeep. I imagine other anons lurking here can benefit from the info as well.
>>84129852Far from it, prison gay astolfo enjoyer. Post dick and stop bitching. I know you've posted it in other threads before.
>>84129871I don't post dick for fat old men sorry and I've never posted it on the chan either sorry
>>84129912It's always the extremes with you, one's either fat and old or a pretty boy but I get it, you look for women in a gay thread out of desperation>I don't post dickobviously bitchass
>>84129935There's a plethora of twinks and pretty boys here I'm not searching for a woman I want twink and there's so many fucking twinks that jonah has a server with 1k+ twink simps in it that he advertises on 4chan and all of them are chad only can you imagine thousands of single twinks not having sex and complaining because chad won't fuck them? what a cruel world I hate these whores
>>84130012No I can't imagine that but I guess I can't stop it when you go on your usual tangent
i'm a hot top and i love lonely r9gay twinks
i'm not hot and i don't like any kind of guys at all
>>84130148that's so valid
i can 't bear it anymore (keeps bearing it)
New thread you turbo-autists>>84130373>>84130373>>84130373
