You Can't Spell Film Without MILF EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84047351https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84047351Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
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>>84099123My mom wants me to grow up.
the break was nice, made me miss /mcg/
>>84099162Those aren't real I bet.
>>84099152She's saying that because of acute soncock deficiency, grow up and give it to her
I saw a thread with ggpchan again, I still don't understand how the convenience relationship with her dad started.If you actually lurk here and see this could you explain how it happened?
>>84099214>acute soncock deficiencymore like she wants grandkids
By the way, does anyone know how to get qwen image edit working on koboldcpp? Asking for a friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tueFmWyJwHUWhy did she let her son take her back twice?
>>84099710>she wants grandkidsShe better be willing to have her own grandkids then
>>84099180She is too hooker-looking anyway. For me Misty is the goat
>>84100802> not as big as Milena
>>84100830Massive holy shit.>>84099180They aren't but they look so good because she got the implants when she was still massive from the pregnancy
>>84099123only CHADSON can fuck his celebrity mom
>>84100802>Misty is the goatgood taste anon
>>84099125We're doing great, Mexico was a big hitI'm thinking of moving back in with her and playing it off as she's having health problems and I'm just being a good caring son
>>84101429Tell us moar Dexanon. How's your mommy doing? Is she happy and flourishing?
>>84101442Well to tell you the truth as our mexican adventure was happening I was feeling ripped off but looking back it couldn't have worked out more perfectly>Is she happy and flourishing?Hell yeah she is, she's still her same goofy old self that I adore but she's also a lot more comfortable in the bedroom now, she'll never quite shake off the mindfuck of her husband and her son being the same person but she's owning it now
>>84101588Must've felt quite liberating acting like a couple out in public?
>>84101588did you have a wedding ceremony over there by any chance?
>>84101588Ripped off how?
>>84099812Update koboldcppGo to localhost:5001/sdui
>>84101681People overpricing shit, if he went to a touristic place like Cancun.
>>84101429Ohh, you're going domestic, nice. Glad to hear that you're enjoying yourselves!!
>>84101588At this point, what percentage does she see you as her husband vs as her son?
>>84099123Last Week's UpdatesGrievingmom anon>>84051024Brosis>>84052336Throatmom-anon>>84059886Australiaunt>>84060773Poetbro>>84063863
>>84102037>Grievingmom anoni call him next-in-line anon kek. it's a sad situation though.
>>84101609Well it's not like I was fishing for her tonsils in front of a crowd, we just walked around town holding hands and being lovey dovey. Sometimes people would stare at me specifically as if saying>I know what you are, you're taking advantage of that poor old lady to steal all her money you piece of shitand I would just smile at them and squeeze her ass>>84101615We did but even that ended up downsized and goofy. We did it by the pool at night, played Here Comes the Bride on my bluetooth speaker, I put on a linen shirt and khakis, she put on a white sundress. We exchanged vows, hers were beautiful and mine were retarded, we exchanged rings, she cried and onto the honeymoon.>>84101681For one thing it was sold to us as an "exclusive beach villa with private help" when it was just a fucking regular ass airbnb. Sure it was a nice house with a pool and right by the beach but we still had to do our own groceries, our own cooking and our own laundry and that "private help" turned out to be a mexican grandma acting as a cook/hall monitor. She was killing the mood so I paid her off to fuck off.And the other thing is I went into it thinking it was gonna be a nonstop fuckfest, just a perpetual ground'n'pound and while we did have a lot of sex it wasn't even half of what I imagined it would be. But that in and of itself is what made the whole experience special, we basically ended up playing house and doing a test run on what it would actually be like to live as husband and wife and that made it all the more special. It proved to us, or to me at least I get the feeling Michelle knew already, we don't have to be glued to each other's genitals 24/7 to be a real couple.
>>84102057>I know what you are, you're taking advantage of that poor old lady to steal all her money you piece of shitWhat would you do if he said>I know what you are, you're a motherfucking piece of shit?
>>84101763Domestic, that's exactly the word I was looking for, Mexico ended up feeling very domestic and I think it was for the better because that's just who we are. Just a chill couple minding their own business at home, I don't know why I even pictured the trip would be one long Instagram reel in the first place. And thanks man, I wish I could tell her she has fans in 4chan>>84101824She tells me she doesn't know where the husband ends and the son begins anymore so she doesn't even bother trying to tell them apart and just goes with the flow, except out in public because that's the danger zone. She's always had little petnames for me but now they feel extra syrupy, they now have extra weight behind them. The son completes the husband and the husband completes the son and she's the happiest woman on earth.The Simpsons are still weirdly popular in mexico so now she's teasing me about how we'll end up like Principal Skinner and his mom.
>>84101429>I'm thinking of moving back in with her and playing it off as she's having health problems and I'm just being a good caring sonDoes she live near any nosy neighbors that would be suspicious of that?
anyone have that long ass poem poetbro wrote a few threads back? thought i screencapped it but cant find it and i keep thinking about it
>>84102752go two threads back to the thread the week after valentines for the cap
>>84102752https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83874835/#83875109
Does your mom like to watch award shows?
>>84102752Heres a screencap an anon did a thread or two ago
>That post valentines thread where poetbro showed up, shared a crypticly depressing video and left the board, everyone increasingly feared for the worst then 4-5 days later he just shows up again and says everything went great, poetsis (bfp) pulled a confession out of him that almost led to them rutting like horny beasts but somehow he got cold feet and bailed...Sweet Valentines nightHeart's truth unveiledMystery maketh man
>>84103656No, I don't think she ever really cared. She watches game shows, sports, true crime or the news, mostly. Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy, every night, since I was a kid.>>84099125>errands anonValentine's with Mom was nice. I'll just greentext it, it's easier that way.>had a nice quiet dinner with mom on Valentine's Day since our main plans were on a later date (her team wasn't playing that day)>took mom to see her favorite sports team sometime after>went back to the hotel to change for dinner, mom wore a dress I bought her, had a nice dinner and a couple drinks>getting handsy with each other already on our way back to the room, not like anybody there knew us so fuck it>I get undressed, mom goes into the other room to "surprise you" and comes back wearing a sheer dress thing (along the lines of pic related)>have sex in the bed>order room service because I'm hungry again, have sex on the room's couch while we wait>answer the door for the food in a bathrobe, still sweaty, with a much older woman on the couch behind me>eat, have sex again in the shower, go to bed>fit in another round the next morning before we leaveJust being around people who don't know us was a nice change. We got to be romantic in public and didn't have to watch our volume while we fucked. Definitely going to get her more sheer underwear for the bedroom. Maybe I can talk her into wearing it again tonight.
>>84103983>wearing a sheer dressFucking hot
oh btw the guy in last thread who wanted to talk to the mentally ill girl who probably wants to fuck her dad, if you still want to, here she is, found her while browsing threads, go nuts >>84103931
>>84103656Not at all, why?
>>84104177I guess I get the angle he might have seeing what this thread is, I just don't see it.She's a good kid, but has her problems. She loves her dad a lot I don't think it's that sort of thing she'd want and you'd be remiss to want to risk her relationship.
>>84104177A couple of weeks ago I asked her if she was biracial like Hapa-chan and kels and sadly she isn't
>>84102049>>84102037That's me, the status of the situation is still the same. But another thing that I remember is that mom compares my appearance to my dad a lot, or at least when he was a young man. I wonder if that ever goes through her mind, I've caught her looking when I was in my underwear in my roomDon't know if she really lusted after me but I wouldn't be surprised if she did
>>84104269Nah it was last week, she was talking in some other thread and mentioned how she is very attracted to her dad and also masturbates thinking about him and has wild fantasies about him, but just pushes them away because she doesnt want to hurt him, or something like that.
>>84103983>not fucking in the stadium bathroom>not joining the grand slam clubbaka desu senpai
>>84104602Well if he's literally the only guy on earth whose voice and touch doesn't cause her pain I can understand her attraction.The subconscious temptation to use her body to pay him back clouds it further
When is Mojitaba gonna reinstitute Zoroastrianism?
>>84105052Aren't they crypto jewish, so never, Islam is too useful.
>>84103983Is a hypersexual momwife the ideal partner a man can have?
Fill up your sister!
>>84104684That is actually a really wholesome thing to imagine in a way.>daddy, im sorry i ruined your marriage. Please let me be your replacement wifeBut yeah if she doesnt have any kind of sex aversion and still craves human touch and intimacy, then its very understandable, since her daddy is the only option her condition would allow
>>84099123It's been a while since r anon last updated. I wonder if he settled into a stable routine with his gf
>>84104590>but I wouldn't be surprised if she didWell, what's the alternative for her? Bored, lonely and depressed in her 50s? Life goes on. Look how happy Dexmom is.
>>84106847An extreme form of the electra complex for sure (I still hate how that name is applied that way when electra only killed her father's murderer)
>>84107596well the condition i have specifically is called Neurotic SPD (schizoism disorder). I think Elektra from greek mythology is a lot diffirent.Me basically i have no human tolerance. You know how you have a social battery, and when there is too many people and too much interaction, you feel a discomfort inside? (This was explained to me externally by psychatrists)Well me basically i have that battery at 0% permanently. And that discomfort inside is not mild or tolerable, it's absolutely vicious, CIA torture level phantom pain inside my brain that makes me go into violent seizures and neurotic outbursts when someone touches me, or when i have to hear other peoples voices too long. It's not a fun life, basically cut off from having contact with anyone, and also emotionally unnable to form connections. But i still have the desire to have a friend, and have a boyfriend, and have sex, etc. Those aren't turned off. I just can't furfill them ever.
how about you don't discuss the /b/ schizodaughter here?
>>84107614someone already redirected me here. But i just wanted to come here and say, that i basically don't belong here guys. I don't really judge people for being into what they are into, but like, me, i'm not an incestoid, and i don't plan to be one. The thought and nudges i have, i don't ever plan on acting on. Just wanted to get that clear.
>>84107621Good principle, fantasies are fine but it's too easy to damage relationship trust.The last daddy lover here went hard for her dad and he rejected her for it calmy and resolutely.You can still come and chat if you feel like it.
https://www.ins-dream.com/forum/index.php?threads/might-have-some-possibility-with-mom.115173/page-16https://vimeo.com/1171956790?fl=pl&fe=tiSome colombian guy apparently seduced his mom and filmed it on video
>>84107866saw that yesterdayeither he is complete retard or she isn't his mom since he doxxed faces of both of them
>>84108216there's a pic with the two of them and his dad, dunno why he would post that if he was lying
>>84108253I wanted to say it still looked odd and almost too clean like its ai modified, even the pic you posted here... And then I zoomed in on her hands, yeah. As I thought, too good to be true, facedoxx and all.
>>84108313the hands on the pic look ai modified but the videos look authentic
>>84107607The idea of the Elektra complex as it seems to be applied after freud's fraud is that of a woman seeking to oust and replace her own mother for the affection of her father. What I meant was that you had inadvertently done so hence why I called it an extreme interpretation of that.While the real Elektra myth is about rightful justice against her mother for literally killing her father though there was no sexual interest between them.I think it fits somewhat better those women forever furious at how her mom screwed over her dad in divorce and ruined her childhood, that sort of thing.Myrrha on the other hand was a real mythic unrequited daddylover who took her chance and suffered but lies forgotten.spoilered for off topic wafflerecently I found out there is a perverse incentive in the US where states receive 66% matched funding equivalent to the amount of child support payments they handle.For the happily married obviously they can't claim anything while the more divorcees and single mothers claiming child support payments the more they are funded.Truly perverse.Have you found any strategies that help you deal with the social stress without a blowout?
>>84108330my theory is that he used ai to brighten the pics, because the ones extracted from the video looked too dark
>>84107866Any good mommy threads on ins-dream usually?
>>84108371i'm new there so idk, but that one i linked was hot
>>84107866>colombianJust like our Escobar and he traded his evil thicc latina mommy for a nice chubby korean wifey
>>84107621You said you were really short, really pale, really skinny and you have a big mane of dirty black hair, correct? Or am I mixing you up with someone else?Honestly I'm more interested in your dad. How does he "get off"? Being a single father cannot be easy, even more so when he's caring for a shut-in daughter with mental health issues. He's gotta have his valves of release somewhere
don't really care what colombians or brazilians do in their mud huts. mainly interested in eurocentric momlove
>>84108330can you dump the video somewhere else?i dont want to make a fucking vimeo account
>>84108776Lowkey.South american incest is like finding sharks in the ocean, zero intrigue and nuance, who cares.
>>84107866Can you post the webm, it wants me to make accounts for both those sites
>>84109144https://files.catbox.moe/n4l2fd.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/apdt7o.mp4i recommend you to do it though, the story's really good
>>84109406(Me)not on vimeo but on ins-dream
>>84108216you'd be surprised by how many horny retards leak their mom/wives/gfs nudes on /b/
>>84109418im on ins dream but I thought the momfucker uploaded it on vimeo so I didnt wanna waste time
>>84109428wife and gf is a completely different league to you and your mother and telling everybody you are committing a social taboo and crime
your post is not original enough
normal night in south america btw
>>84109529>and crime>colombia
>>84107704Yeah that's the thing. I know i have this fantasy, and apart from being brain damaged, i mostly know the reasons why i have it. But i could never act up on it, because of how much it would hurt my Dad. He is literally the only person in the world i care about, this feeling of "how will it make them feel" is literally absent for every other person i ever interacted with. But sure ask me anything you want, not like i got anything better to do than talk on here.>>84108337I can't say i'm very well versed in Greek mythology. I prefer Norse, they have such cool characters. I know i read a children's book about Greek mythology when i was little. I remember Sisyphos (also memes), Orpheus, Europa and etc. Elektra story not much.>strategiesAvoid people / social interactions.>>84108710Yes all of those except the really short part. I'm 160cm, maybe 161. Pretty average height.>Interested in your dadYou can ask stuff about him if you want.>get offWhat exactly do you mean by this. Like how does he spend his time outside of working? Well he goes out to drink with his friends here and there, i don't really know what they do specifically. Talk about stuff? Watch sports? I don't really know how to be friends long-term.If you are asking about him dating and women, i have no idea. Honestly i hate the idea of him dating or having anyone. I like having him around home, talking to him and sometimes watching something with him and stuff feels very nice. I don't know how much time out of a day it takes to date, but he works a lot and he is home a lot, he is pretty tired often, and sometimes he tries to take me out on something like a Bike ride or Hiking, which i like. But personally i don't know if he is looking for someone or anything, i don't ask about the topic. There was one "incident" after like a year and a half after him and Mom divorced, but other than that, i have no idea.
>>84109951I read Ovid's metamorphoses and that's more a roman reskin than strictly greek but close enough.I've never really looked at norse mythology, I know a little like auhumla the great cow from the beginning of time Ymir milked, but that's more because I like cows.So many of the old gods used to be married to their siblings for some reason
starting to miss the sunny chatterbox too u_u hope she's doing well
>>84109724God i wish, i want to rail my mom's fat ass so fucking bad
how would fucking your mom feel?
>>84106385How I want to be with my big titted sister.
Waking up from a nap to your mom making blueberry pie on a cool spring afternoon
>>84107215I want to know when he'll let go of his baggage and regularly see his real mom again
>>84110176You're south americans, there is like 70% she will be down bruh
>>84112294she has said she considers it weird to date men who are as young as me though ;_;
>>84112309luckily for you, there is basically zero overlap between what women say, feel and do
>>84112434how do i start? I want to at least grope her sexy ass
>>84112462just start testing waters with playful slaps. There is no way in hell latinas aren't okay with that.
Original comment required. sissybaka
Naming your son Maximus guarantees that he'll be a GIGACHAD
>>84112462Walk up to her and say "Quiero madre que seas mi novia".
spiccest is pretty hawt my only objection to it is the stupid loud fucking music. do beaners really? how possible is it to edit that out and only hear mommoans
>>84114309if he lives in an apartment he put music to avoid his neighbours from hearing
>>84099125Found out the genders Monday. Boy and a girl, both perfectly healthy. Spent lots of time in my thoughts since then. Just thinking about baby stuff. What I might name them, things I need to get, how hectic it's going to be once they're here. Missing my brother too. I'm beyond relieved they're both okay, but it's a bit of a downer to be doing all this celebrating alone. Would be nice with him here to hold and talk about them and stuff.
>>84114785One of each, eh? I was wondering where you were the past couple days, thought you might've caught another 3-day vacation. Is he coming over this Friday? Has your eldest and Mrowhiss joined in with any celebratory cacophony?
>>84114956I was just too tired out to bother posting by the time I was able to sit down and relax.>Is he coming over this Friday? Probably, he usually comes by for lunch on Fridays for sure, and sometimes other days.>Has your eldest and Mrowhiss joined in with any celebratory cacophony?The cat's been more affectionate to me lately, like during my last pregnancy. I'm honestly not really sure our oldest is really aware I'm pregnant though. I don't know how good their memory really is at that age, like would a 2 year old even be aware that my stomach wasn't always this big?
>>84114785Congratulations on the twins Brosis! I'm glad you were able to get a baby boy, guess you're brother isn't cursed after all lol
>>84115069Thank you! I'm kind of glad to have a boy too. Hopefully he can help the rest of us grab things that are higher up. >remember how much I enjoyed pestering my older brother as a little kid>realize that my son is going to be living with two sisters who might be like that tooI'm sure they won't be as bad as I was but it's fun to think about.
>>84115213I'm sure his mother will look out for him if they hassle him too much. Make sure he gets lots of snuggles
>>84114785>Boy and a girl, both perfectly healthy.\o/Great news Eeyore.
>>84115213With three older sisters and a twin he's going to be either spoiled rotten or tormented.How are you going to reveal the news to your brother?
